Lu Mad had a dream, a long, long dream. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The world in the dream is familiar but also strange!

Familiarly, the history before the Qin Dynasty coincides with that of his native blue planet.

What is strange is that history has changed in the period when Jing Ke assassinated King Qin, and in this world, Jing Ke assassinated King Qin and actually succeeded! After the fall of the Qin Dynasty, it entered a period of war and chaos for a hundred years, killing and wounding tens of millions of people, and finally unified the whole country by a country called Wei.

In addition to these long histories, literature, entertainment, and other aspects have also undergone tremendous changes in the past thousands of years!

Tang poems and Song lyrics are gone!

Lu Xun, Lao She, and Mo Yan are gone!

International superstars in the entertainment industry like Jackie Chan and Jet Li have also disappeared!

The web novel "Breaking the Sky"? The Divine Comedy "Little Apple"? The variety show "Happy Comedian"? Disney movie Zootopia? Famous painting "Mona Lisa" ......

Gone!

It's all gone!

Although the world has changed, Lu Mad is still the same Lu Mad , a little anchor with a weak reputation but a heart higher than the sky and wants to be a big star! At the same time, he is also a student at Matsuyama University!

It's 2017, and the way to become famous is no longer limited to the draft and so on, it's become simpler and cheaper, and online streamers are the best of them.

In order to realize his dream of stardom, Lu Mad, as a small campus anchor, has no regrets even if he eats steamed buns and pickles all day long.

At this moment, the dream shattered in an uproar.

Lu Mad was woken up by someone.

Looking at the familiar live broadcast room in front of him, Lu Mad became infinitely longing for the world in his dream, if the world really became like that - everything has changed, only I will not change! How good it should be, it is really the best era for me, a land madman who has no looks and no looks, and everything looks insulated from stars!

Lu Mad was longing for it, and he drooled uncontrollably, which is not to blame him, mainly because the world in the dream is too attractive to him, a little anchor who is not well-known at present!

Seeing Lu Mad's drooling appearance, a burst of laughter came.

"I said, Lu Mad, you kid won't have your star dream again!"

"Yes, it's been a year, and the popularity of your live broadcast room is still half dead, don't you want to admit that you don't have the talent to be a star at all?"

"You have to thank Chairman Liang for letting you come to the Anchor Association in the first place, otherwise, a guy like you who wants to have no looks would have been fired a long time ago! Why wait until the new chairman takes office to fire you? ”

"Hehe, today is your last show, after the show is over for a while, the beautiful woman Liu Duyan, who was invited with a lot of money, should take your place, so do it yourself!"

The anchors in the live broadcast room talked a lot, and they all said cool things, and no one cared about Lu Mad for the last live broadcast next, and no one expected Lu Mad to make any waves.

In 2017, online live broadcast was very popular, and it has developed to this stage, which is more similar to the form of a TV station, in a channel, a variety of different anchors broadcast live at different times. In this way, the advantages are obvious, it can gather a large number of anchor resources and make the channel more and more popular; But at the same time, it also means that the competition is more intense, and the anchors who are not very popular are often eliminated.

Just like now, Lu Mad is about to face the embarrassing situation of being handed over in the live broadcast room due to the lack of popularity in the live broadcast room.

Angry?

Angry!

Unwilling to do so?

Definitely not reconciled!

But Lu Mad didn't believe it, why do you have to rely on your appearance to be a celebrity anchor, isn't it good to rely on your talent? Besides, what's the use of looking good? Someday it will disappear completely, and only talent will remain the same!

But Lu Mad didn't have the heart to argue with these people about this, at 8:50 a.m., only ten minutes before the official start of the live broadcast, at this moment, the audience is what he should care about the most!

When Lu Mad was on the live broadcast before, he didn't have anything serious, just enlightening and enlightening men and women who encountered emotional problems.

But in fact, he doesn't know anything about emotions at all, and he hasn't even talked about love, he does this show purely by relying on his simple appearance, maybe this appearance can make people have a sense of trust.

But he didn't talk nonsense, but tried to guide the other party in the good way. He relied on these bastards to eat, and by the way, he dreamed of stardom again, that's all.

It's almost time.

Lu Madness tidied up his clothes, logged in to the account of the crooked live broadcast, and began to debug the microphone and speaker.

9 o'clock.

The live broadcast officially began.

Lu Mad looked at the number of people on the channel, there were only more than two hundred, which was a little less than usual. However, he is not discouraged by this, he believes that with his own efforts, this number will increase tenfold! Hundredfold! A thousandfold!

"Hello everyone, this is Mr. Xiao Lu's live broadcast room, if you have any emotional problems, you can leave a message on my personal homepage. Now, let's start today's video session. ”

Video conversations facilitate face-to-face communication with the other party, which is a more effective way to communicate than chatting and typing.

The first video session was immediately connected.

What caught his eye was a fat man, and as soon as he saw Lu Mad, he said very aggrievedly: "Teacher Xiao Lu, I like a girl, but she hates me for being so fat, what should I do?" ”

Is there any need to think about it? Lu Mad immediately replied: "Then you will try to become what she likes." For example, running, reducing the amount of food, etc., these can be very effective in losing weight, you can't even do this for her, right? ”

There is a transparent soundproof glass inside and outside the live broadcast room, but people outside can hear the sound inside through the loudspeaker.

When several anchors heard this unbright and ordinary person would say, they laughed even more.

They felt that the new chairman had fired Lu Mad from the world, which was really a wise decision!

And only the anchor Xu Xinyuan, who was also fat, looked at Lu Mad with some expectation, I don't know why, he always felt that this Lu Mad was different from the previous one! Maybe you can really say something amazing!

The fat man sighed, "I also want to lose weight for her, but I can't handle this situation so easily by losing weight." Because I have a disease, it is it that causes my endocrine disorder, which causes my body to gain weight! ”

That's right! Lu is crazy, then it is difficult to lose weight, and it must be started from the psychological aspect. So, he said very seriously: "I think this girl doesn't hate your fat figure, but hates that you have become inferior because of obesity." So you have to be confident, what's wrong with being fat? Fat is an attitude, meat is a spirit, and spherical shape is also a body! ”

"Fat is an attitude? Meat is a spirit? Spherical is also a body shape? The fat man muttered this sentence, as if he had a glimmer of realization in his heart.

The fat anchor Xu Xinyuan's eyes widened, and his gaze at Lu Mad was as strange as discovering a new continent.

it!

That's true!

Several other anchors also looked surprised, but that's all, who doesn't have an inspired time, Lu Mad This is luck, there will definitely be no next time!

Well, there will never be a next time!

Lu Mad continued to follow the temptation at this time, and simply hummed directly: "It's not a sin for a man to eat, no matter how fat a person is, he has the right to gain weight!" Behind the slimness is actually haggard, and the person who loves you will not care about your waistline! Taste the taste of food that has been lost for a long time, even if you die, it is a kind of beauty! ”

These lyrics are the popular song born from the superstar Andy Lau - "It's not a sin for a man to cry"!

The faces of the anchors in the live broadcast room were full of horror at this time, the melody was simple and bright, and the lyrics fit the artistic conception, this was really played by Lu Mad on the spot?

The fat anchor Xu Xinyuan's eyes couldn't be brighter at this time!

I'll it!

And made a song for us fat people who don't like to lose weight? Do you want to be so awesome?

One second!

Two seconds!

The fat man suddenly woke up: "Teacher Xiao Lu, I understand!" Being fat is an attitude! It's a right! It's an attribute that the skinny people don't have! I should be proud! ”

Lu Mad nodded with satisfaction, buddy, I can only help you get here, I hope that girl will really be impressed by your self-confidence by then.

The public screen on the screen to display the audience's messages came alive in an instant!

"Ahhh

"That's awesome!"

"Teacher Lu is very reasonable!"

"Being fat is an attitude! It's definitely an internet buzzword! ”

"It's not a sin for a man to eat, eat! This melody is very simple and beautiful! Like one! ”

"I'm fat, I'm proud, Teacher Lu Mad, I'm supporting you!"

Live broadcast room scene.

The atmosphere is also delicate.

"So awesome?"

"When did Lu Mad's eloquence become so good?"

"It's not just good, it's even more powerful than Hua Shao, who has the best eloquence in our live channel!"

"Yes, just that paragraph of talking and singing, you ask yourself, can Hua Shao play so well on the spot? And it's so fitting for the artistic conception? ”

"If Lu Mad can keep this level, then how can the popularity of his live broadcast room be so low? It's impossible to get expelled! What a pity! ”

Several anchors looked at Lu Mad in surprise, as if they had met Lu Mad for the first time.

Lu Mad quietly glanced at the current number of viewers at this time, more than 300 people, an increase of 100 people from the original! And he also received a series of likes, these are gifts, each like 0.1 crooked coins, which is equivalent to 1 cent of the Republic coin.

Although the price is cheap, this is also the audience's heart.

And so the first video session ended happily......

The second ......

Third ......

In every video session, Lu Mad can always make witty words, and the more difficult the problem, the more amazing he can often say!

The anchors in the live broadcast room were really shocked by Lu Mad over and over again, and they were almost numb! One by one, they all wondered, did Lu Madness take Tsubaki medicine today? Otherwise, it would never be so fierce?!

Compared with the shock of others, Lu Mad was even more shocked, he found that as far as the Internet buzzwords he said before, everyone should have been used to it for a long time, and it was good to use it, but looking at the various messages of the audience who were stunned and scared stupid, it seemed that it was ...... It seems like they've never heard of it!

This is not scientific!

It's so unscientific!

At this moment, an even more ridiculous thought popped up in Lu Mad's mind-

The world in the dream, the world where everything has been changed, should it be ...... Be...... It's true, right?!

Lu Madness shook his head desperately!

No! No! No!

This is the 21st century, this is the century in which everything must talk about science, it must be a coincidence! It's just that the viewers who watched his live stream didn't hear these buzzwords!

Lu Mad repeatedly warned himself that this was a coincidence, but the words world, change, and the best era always lingered in his mind! He gritted his teeth, if everyone hasn't heard this Internet buzzword yet, it means that everything is true, and if he has heard it, it means that it is really just a coincidence!

Sorting out his mood, Lu Mad said solemnly to the camera, "Today I was fired, this is my last live broadcast, at this time I am in a bad mood, and it can be summed up in one sentence: I am really a dog!" ”

"Poof!"

"Higus?"

"Can you say that?"

"I said, Teacher Xiao Lu, did the dog provoke you? Why do you want it? ”

"Teacher Xiao Lu, I just found out today that you are such a hard-tasted person!"

"Absolutely, really amazing, it's really fitting to use 'I'm really a dog' to describe the bad egg pain!"

"Teacher Xiao Lu, you are too good, opening your mouth is an Internet buzzword!"

"Damn, who dares to fire Teacher Xiao Lu, I, Zhao Ritian, am the first to find him desperately!"

"Yes, desperately!"

"Beat him up!"

……

The messages on the public screen of the live broadcast hall are one after another, and the refresh is a little too refreshed!

Lu Mad is in front of him, this is not a dream, everything is real!