Lu Mad's sentence "I'm really a dog", not only the audience was stunned, but even the anchors in the live broadcast room looked like they couldn't laugh or cry. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This Xiao Lu really dares to say anything!

But at the same time, a strange feeling rose in everyone's hearts, the Lu madness in front of him seemed to be a different person, whether it was the kind of confidence that naturally exuded from his body, or the kind of answers during the video conversation, it didn't look like what an ordinary anchor should have, this guy definitely has the potential to become a star anchor!

Even if he is expelled today, a person like him can shine like gold wherever he goes!.

However, at this time, Lu Mad was still in the shock that the world had changed, it wasn't that he didn't want to keep calm, it was really all incredible! When he didn't have the slightest defense, he came so quietly!

Seeing that the clock crossed 9:45, and it was only less than fifteen minutes before the end of the live broadcast, Lu Mad wanted to go out to breathe and calm down the turmoil in his heart, so he said to the audience: "I'm a little thirsty, go to the bathroom, ten seconds." ”

"Poof!"

"Laugh and cry again!"

"Teacher Xiao Lu, can you stop being so funny?"

"Teacher Xiao Lu, you paid me for the keyboard, I just drank a saliva, but because of your words, I sprayed it directly on the keyboard!"

"Thirsty? Toilet? Ten seconds? This amount of information is not ordinary! ”

"Inexplicably remembered a certain men's advertisement, frequent urination and urgency ......"

"I said Mr. Xiao Lu, I know a male doctor, do you want to go and see it? Give you an 85% discount! ”

Not only the audience in the live broadcast room was amused, but even the anchors outside the live broadcast couldn't help laughing one by one.

This Xiao Lu is really getting more and more interesting! Why didn't you find this guy so talented before?

Lu Madness went outside the live broadcast room to breathe and came back, and when he saw the explosive message on the public screen, he was flattered and said: "The audience and friends are so enthusiastic, my little heart can't stand it!" ”

As he spoke, he patted his chest in surprise and picked up the glass, "Let me take a sip of 82-year-old Sprite!" ”

Although the world has changed a lot, there are some parts that have not changed, such as Sprite in the glass, well, in fact, it is just cool and white.

"Ouch hey!"

"Don't be so funny!"

"Nima's stomach is cramping with laughter!"

"Sprite in '82? Still pressing? No more! No more! Let me go and have fun for a while! ”

The response from the audience was overwhelming!

The anchors outside the live broadcast laughed from beginning to end, and their mouths were sour!

Lu Mad is really a god!

A casual word can make people laugh!

The fat anchor Xu Xinyuan looked at Lu Mad with a deep look of admiration in his eyes!

With this ability, being his ten teachers is more than enough!

No, no, when Lu Mad finishes the live broadcast, you must find him to apprentice!

The joke was over, and Lu Mad rarely got up at this time, "Let's connect to today's last video session!" ”

Drip, drip, drip.

The last video session has been connected.

In the video, a young man with long flowing hair and a literary style appeared.

Lu Yan said: "Hello, may I ask you what emotional problems you have encountered, maybe I can help you." ”

The literary youth said: "Teacher Xiao Lu, I am twenty-eight years old this year, but my family has been forcing me to go on a blind date, and I don't know what to do now." ”

Lu Crazy smiled: "If you don't want to go on a blind date, then find one yourself!" ”

The audience was also happy to hear it, such a simple question could not be answered at all, the last chance of the video session was given to him and it was a pure waste!

The anchors outside the live broadcast also shook their heads, they were looking forward to the landing maniac to show his skills in this last video session, but I didn't expect to make such a show, it's a pity!

Xu Xinyuan was also a little depressed, sister, if you don't listen to Teacher Xiao Lu's kind words for a minute, he will be hungry and panicked!

The literary and artistic young man suddenly raised his head, his gaze was very firm, "But I have long had the figure of a girl imprinted in my mind, and I don't want to find anyone except her." ”

"Then chase her!" Lu Madheart said that this is still a problem? If you're a man, be bold and pursue the girl you love, and don't talk about it useless.

The audience's comments also increased in droves.

"What are you hesitating about, go straight on!"

"Show some manly demeanor!"

"If you like it, chase it, if you can't catch it, you will rape, it's a big deal to go to jail, you don't even dare to go to jail for her? What else do you like? What proves love? ”

Seeing that it was not interesting, some of them lowered their heads to play with their mobile phones, some were chatting, and few of them paid attention to the situation in the live broadcast room.

Only Xu Xinyuan still raised his head and stared at Lu Mad's every move in the live broadcast room!

The literary young man hesitated for a moment, and said slowly: "I won't tell you, I've only seen that girl once, and I didn't even have time to say a word to her, and I even forgot what she looked like." ”

Suddenly!

It was so sudden!

The audience was directly confused by this sentence, this Nima script is wrong!

The anchors also looked at this side in surprise, and the situation didn't seem to be as smooth as they imagined!

Xu Xinyuan was surprised, what he was waiting for was an accident!

Because only accidents can highlight Master's extraordinary!

It didn't take long for Xu Xinyuan to regard Lu Mad as his master, which shows the great charm of Lu Mad ! It's just a kill for both men and women!

"Then you go to the Internet to post for help, tell the specific characteristics of that girl, maybe you can find her!" Lu Mad continued to suggest that he often encountered similar posts when he was shopping in the post bar, what did he meet a beautiful woman on the bus or in the library, what clothes she was wearing at the time, what were her physical characteristics, the key is that she really found it in the end!

That's why he made this suggestion.

"What are the specific characteristics?" The literary youth fell into the memory, and then said slowly, "I only remember that when I was eighteen years old, it was in a rainy alley in the south of the Yangtze River...... She has an intoxicating scent like lilacs...... Holding an oil-paper umbrella...... She looked so sad and hesitant......"

The audience was not happy when they heard it!

What are you talking about?

The most unbearable thing is that you literary and artistic young people can die if you don't write and art when you speak? To put these characteristics in a simple and straightforward way, such as wearing a bow on your head or something, they are better than your lilac-like girl's words!

The anchors outside the live broadcast also frowned when they heard this, these literary and artistic young people are too unreliable to speak, and it is difficult for people to help him!

Lu Mad said at this time: "These words of yours evoke my past. ”

Remind you of your past?

The audience was a little crying and laughing!

It's understandable that a literary and artistic young man is a literary and young man, but Mr. Xiaolu, what is the matter with you?

This is an emotional program, which is dedicated to enlightening men and women who encounter emotional problems, not for you to recall the past!

The anchors outside the live broadcast also started talking at this time.

"This one is in suspense."

"Literary and artistic youth are the most difficult to enlighten, and when they really encounter emotional problems, they often get into the horns!"

"Yes, otherwise, I wouldn't have looked for a girlfriend for ten years, but I have a soft spot for a girl who has only met once and never even spoke!"

"What then?"

"This is the last live broadcast of Mr. Xiao Lu, how can it end up on this literary young man?"

Xu Xinyuan retorted: "Teacher Xiao Lu was always able to use witty words to turn evil into good fortune before, and this time he will definitely be able to do it!" ”

After he finished speaking, he prayed in his heart, "Master, Master, you will appear quickly!"

The other streamers sighed.

"Difficult!"

"Well, I hope so!"

"I hope Mr. Xiao Lu doesn't die too miserably!"

At this moment, the outermost door of the live broadcast room was opened!

A tall beauty with watery hair and fair skin walked in, especially the two long legs.

This beauty is none other than Liu Duyan, the one who is about to take over Lu Yan's position, as soon as she comes in, she finds something unusual, "What's wrong?" What's going on? ”

Several anchors gossiped about what happened here.

Liu Duyan also looked embarrassed when she heard it!

She has a sister who does emotional programs, and her persuasion moves can be described as varied, and they can always work!

But when I met a literary and artistic youth, no matter what tricks worked! Because this kind of person is really difficult to enlighten, it can be said that the possibility of Lu Mad persuading this literary and artistic youth is almost zero!

Thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room are watching!

All the streamers outside the live broadcast are also watching!

All eyes on you!

But I don't expect it!

That's at this time!

At this time when almost everyone didn't think that he Lu Mad would be able to turn the tide again!

Lu Mad softly chanted his poems that are very famous in the world and at the same time have a very beautiful artistic conception!

……

Holding an oil-paper umbrella, alone

It's long, long

Lonely rain alley

I hope it will be

A clove like that

A girl with a grudge

She is

The color of lilacs

Lilac-like fragrance

Lilac-like sorrow

Wailing in the rain

Complaining and hesitating

……

The atmosphere is quiet!

The air is quiet, too!

And the people who originally opened their mouths to say something more are silent at this time!

Everyone is silent! Listen quietly to the poetic past of the lander. In front of their eyes, it seems that a lilac-like girl with an oil-paper umbrella has really walked out!

……

Lu Mad continued to chant affectionately.

……

She wandered in this lonely rainy alley

Holding an oil-paper umbrella

Like me

Like me

Walking silently

Indifferent, desolate, and melancholy

……

Everyone listened even more intoxicated!

Xu Xinyuan slapped his thigh excitedly, Master is Master! It's extraordinary!

And Liu Duyan, who was sure that Lu Mad Wu couldn't persuade people at all, also opened her pink mouth slightly in shock at this time, it turned out that Lu Mad who she was going to replace was so talented! The one that originally had a strong confidence in replacing Lu Mad also began to waver!

At this time.

There is silence!

There is intoxication!

There is also sadness!

At this time, Lu Mad slowly poured out the last paragraph of this poem with deep affection!

……

Holding an oil-paper umbrella, alone

It's long, long

Lonely rain alley

I want to float by

A clove like that

A girl with a grudge

……

Many people are stupid, especially the anchors who are closest to Lu Mania, and they are about to faint happily one by one!

This poem is so beautiful!

Is this really what Lu Mad did on the spot?

How could he make such beautiful poems?

All the anchors looked at Lu Mad at this time, and they all felt like they had seen a ghost!