I wasn't born a Taoist, not anyone. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoThe reason why I became a Taoist priest is because I have a Taoist master. My master's name is Zhang Zhengjiu. Legally, he was my adoptive father. However, he never asked me to call him Daddy or Master, but asked me to call him Ninth Brother. The one who gives you food to eat and gives you money to spend always has some privileges.

For those who cultivate the Tao, everything is called a fate. My relationship with Brother Jiu came from a dream.

The following is Brother Jiu's oral statement: On a windy and dark night, Brother Jiu watched a movie (now that I think about it, Brother Jiu's expression when he talks about this movie, I have reason to believe that it is an island country love action movie). I smoked a cigarette and went to bed.

The so-called day thinking, night dreaming. Brother Jiu really dreamed. Sunny beach with hordes of beauties. Brother Jiu was wearing swim trunks, and it was the time when the spring breeze was proud. Suddenly, there were dark clouds, thunder and lightning, and after a thunderclap, a large group of beauties who originally ran towards Brother Jiu turned into a large group of dinosaurs, to be precise, a large group of Tyrannosaurus rex.

Brother Jiu's first reaction was to run like a normal person seeing a dinosaur. But after running a few steps, I remembered that it was a dream. Brother Jiu's second reaction, like a normal person, pinched his thigh fiercely. However, Brother Jiu did not wake up. Seeing that he was about to be caught up by the Tyrannosaurus Rex and eat it in one bite, Brother Jiu knelt on the ground and shouted, "Master, I was wrong. ”

It was too late, it was too fast, and as soon as Brother Jiu's voice fell, the Tyrannosaurus rex, which was already close at hand, disappeared. An old man who was a little sloppy, but full of energy, appeared in front of Brother Jiu. (This old man is Brother Jiu's master, my ancestor, Zhang Daoqing.) ）

When Brother Jiu saw the ancestor appear, he knew that the dinosaur just now was also transformed by the ancestor. He breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Master, you can just call someone if you have something to do, but if you can't do it, you can write a letter." You don't have to go to such great lengths to report your dreams. ”

Shizu walked up to Brother Jiu, touched Brother Jiu's head and said, "Xiao Jiu, don't you miss you as a teacher?" You also know that teachers don't know how to use the phone, how troublesome it is to write a letter. Isn't it good to report dreams, you can see and touch it. ”

Although Brother Jiu is reluctant, he is almost thirty years old, and he is still treated as a child. However, he still had a smile on his face and said, "Master, how are you doing?" ”

Shizu nodded and said, "It's good, but it's you." Xiao Jiu, last time I reported my dream, there was only one woman, why is there a group this time. Have you been idle and energetic lately? ”

Brother Jiu shook his head like a rattle and said, "Master, you have misunderstood. In vain, he was exercising his concentration. If you don't believe it, you can try to conjure those women again? I promise not to even look at it. ”

Shizu helped Brother Jiu up and said, "Xiao Jiu, of course I believe in you as a teacher." As a teacher, I think you have grown, so I turned into a few dinosaurs to see how far you have grown. ”

The ancestor understated it, but the ninth brother broke out in a cold sweat. Although there is no death in this dream, the pain can be felt really. Moreover, as long as the dreamer is not as good as the dreamer, then if the dreamer does not stop, the dreamer will never be able to do it. It's good that I'm clever, otherwise, I would definitely suffer a big sin this time.

Seeing that Brother Jiu didn't speak, Shizu said, "Xiao Jiu, I just watched you run those steps, and I feel that your legs and feet are not very sharp, right?" Now that I'm in a daze for no reason, is it a precursor to some Alzheimer's disease? ”

Brother Jiu was speechless for a while, his master, that is the person who has seen Cixi Lafayette. I am less than thirty, how can I have Alzheimer's? Master shouldn't be confused, right? Thinking so in my heart, I didn't dare to say this: "Master, I'm fine, but I was a little excited to see your old man speechless." ”

Shizu touched Brother Jiu's head again and said, "I'll just say, our little nine is the most filial." So, there's a good thing, I'm definitely the first to look for you. ”

Brother Jiu asked tentatively, "Master, do you want to send me to the deep mountains and old forests somewhere to get rid of a certain evil demon who has been cultivating for thousands of years?" ”

Shizu frowned and said, "How come? I'll just leave those things to you, senior brother, I just want you to do a little thing for me. ”

When Brother Jiu heard that it was a trivial matter, his heart suddenly cooled for a long time, and he said, "Master, don't sell it, I'm so scared that my legs tremble." ”

Shi Zu smiled and said, "Xiao Jiu, I thought you were trembling with excitement." It's okay, it's just to take an apprentice. Didn't you just become a Taoist? You see, several of your senior brothers have accepted apprentices, and you should also accept an apprentice. Otherwise, it would seem that I am biased. ”

Brother Jiu shook his head and said, "Master, I have just been promoted to a Taoist master, and my Taoism is still shallow, so it is not appropriate to accept apprentices at this time, right?" You see, is it okay to let the senior brother accept another apprentice, or the second senior brother, isn't the apprentice of the third senior brother just ascended to the Taoist master some time ago. Why don't you hand it over to the third senior brother? ”

Shizu nodded and said, "That's right, your worries are also right. Otherwise, I will change a few dinosaurs in your dreams every night in the future, so that you can practice more hands, and this line will naturally rise. ”

Thinking of the Tyrannosaurus rex just now, the muscles on Brother Jiu's face twitched a few more times, and he hurriedly said, "Master, don't say anything." Where the person is, what is his name, I will immediately take him as an apprentice! ”

The master said, "Look, you are more anxious than me. I said no, but I still thought about it in my heart. Don't worry, the teachers have arranged it for you. Your elder brother will call you tomorrow. ”

Brother Jiu said with a thick face: "Master, since this is the case, then your old man doesn't have to work so hard to report my dreams." How tired. I can't ask the senior brother to give me a call. ”

Shizu shrugged his shoulders and said, "No, I saw the dinosaur park a few days ago, and I happened to miss you a little, so I came to your dream to change a few for you." Xiao Jiu, do you remember that you didn't like small animals very much when you were a child? ”

Brother Jiu looked at the face of his ancestor, who was a little sloppy but kind and kind, although he wanted to tell his master that he had grown up and no longer liked small animals. And this dinosaur is not a small animal. He took a deep breath and said, "Master, it's not too early for now, you should rest early." You can rest assured that the disciples will do what you tell us to do. ”

Shizu said, "Okay, Xiao Jiu." This late-night theater is almost on the air, and I have to go back to see it. It's going to be the finale tonight. After saying that, the ancestor disappeared in a flash.

As soon as the ancestor disappeared, the sky that was originally covered with dark clouds immediately cleared, and Brother Jiu looked at a few more beauties in the distance, gritted his teeth, and pinched his thigh. I woke up from my dream with an "ahhh That night, Brother Jiu did not sleep again, and sat and waited until dawn.

Inscription:

Dream Reporting Technique, Advanced Dao Technique. Requires Dao Venerable level with silver level charms.

Dao Zun: Daomen cultivation is the level, and the people in the Daomen are divided into five levels according to their cultivation: Dao Tong, Dao Sheng, Dao Shi, Dao Master, Dao Zun, and Heavenly Master.

Spell Classification: Yellow, Purple, Black, Silver, Gold. Yellow and purple talismans are not limited to cultivation, black talismans require Daoist silver talismans need Dao Venerable cultivation, and gold-level talismans need to be cultivated by Heavenly Master.

Zhang Daoqing, the first seat of the Senate, is a heavenly master cultivator. The date of birth is unknown, but legend has it that he was over 180 years old.

Zhang Zhengjiu, Zhang Daoqing's apprentice, Taoist cultivator.