The first time I met Brother Jiu was at noon on a sunny day, in the orphanage, after lunch, it was an hour of playtime. Pen~Fun~Ge www.biquge.info Although I was still a child at the time, I was still a little different. According to Brother Jiu's recollection, the first time he saw me, I was lying alone under a big tree by the playground. He said that at first glance, he thought I was very similar to him, very deep (and would pretend).

In fact, I was lying on the grass and watching the sky, not pretending to be forced or thinking about life. I'm just different from the average five or six-year-old, I don't like to make a fuss. When I'm full, I want to sleep. However, just when I was about to fall asleep, Brother Nine came. A handsome and dashing, suave, young and promising, popular with thousands of girls (Brother Jiu may read it, I can only write like this). He wears a Hawaiian-style shirt on top, cropped pants on the bottom, and a pair of flip-flops on his feet. This is the first impression that Brother Jiu gave me, I have seen such a person before, there was an uncle who escaped from the mental hospital next door, and I played with him all day. Until he gave me a hundred-dollar coin. When she said that I would buy her something to eat. I'm going to report to the dean. I didn't know the Styx at that time, I just thought I hadn't seen this hundred dollars.

Behind the ninth brother is the director of the orphanage, Chen Yiqing. My name is Grandpa Chen. Grandpa Chen only has one arm, and when I was a child, my nanny aunt told me that Grandpa Chen was a soldier and his arm was blown up during the Vietnam War. After being discharged from the army, he was arranged to be the director of an orphanage. In fact, Grandpa Chen is a Taoist master, and his arm was injured by the thousand-year-old Yin corpse when he was rounding up the thousand-year-old Yin corpse, and the situation was urgent at that time, so he cut it off himself in order to save his life. Grandpa Chen is very good to me, so I also regard Grandpa Chen as my own relative.

When Grandpa Chen saw me lying on the grass, he said, "Eleven, get up." Someone has come to see you. ”

I got up and looked at Brother Jiu and asked, "Are you a friend of the uncle next door?" ”

Brother Jiu looked at me suspiciously, and then at Grandpa Chen. Grandpa Chen smiled and said, "Zhengjiu, you and Eleven Li are here to talk." I'll go and prepare the formalities for you.

Brother Jiu nodded and said, "Thank you, Uncle Chen." After Grandpa Chen turned to leave, Brother Jiu sat down and said, "Boy, who is the uncle next door you just mentioned?" ”

I said, "It's an uncle in the mental hospital next door, and he also has clothes like this." The last time he left, he said he would come back and take me to Hawaii. ”

Brother Jiu's expression was like eating a cockroach and said, "You mean, I came out of the mental hospital next door?" Do you know who the people are there? ”

I said, "I know, Grandpa Chen said that the people in it are a little abnormal." They cannot believe what they say. ”

Brother Jiu was angry and said, "Where do you think I look like a mental patient?" I'm normal, okay. ”

I nodded and said, "You don't look like it, but that uncle doesn't look like it either." Besides, Grandpa Chen said that the behavior of mentally ill people is unreasonable. ”

Brother Jiu seemed to be about to vomit blood, but he was embarrassed to be angry with me and said, "I'm not from the mental hospital next door, I'm here to adopt you." ”

I looked at Brother Jiu and always thought that he should be a friend of the uncle next door, so I asked, "Are you going to take me to Hawaii?" I've heard that Hawaii is far away and you're going to be on a plane. Airplane tickets are expensive, do you have the money. "As soon as I finished speaking, Brother Jiu seemed to have collapsed. I think he probably didn't have any money. But it doesn't matter, since the uncle next door said that he was going to take me to Hawaii, I started saving money. So I went on to say, "It's okay, I've got the money. I saved fifteen yuan, which is the pocket money that my grandfather Chen gave me. ”

Brother Jiu sat down on the ground in a daze, was silent for a long time, and said, "I really didn't come out of the mental hospital next door. I'm not going to take you to Hawaii either. Also, I have money. After speaking, Brother Jiu took out his wallet, took out a stack of hundred-yuan bills and handed it to me.

I shook my head and said, "Uncle, Grandpa Chen said that this coin is for the dead, not for the living." ”

At this time, Grandpa Chen came from a distance, and I saw Brother Jiu running towards Grandpa Chen shouting tears. I think he must have been touched by me. Seriously, I didn't really want to go to Hawaii, but the uncle next door was very nice, he said that his home was in Hawaii, and I saved up money to let him go home early.

I saw Brother Jiu say a few words to Grandpa Chen, and Grandpa Chen laughed. I thought this was not good, so I walked over to Grandpa Chen and said, "Grandpa Chen, didn't you say that you can't laugh at the person who came out next door." If you laugh at them, you will stimulate them to do irrational things. ”

Grandpa Chen took a deep breath, held back a smile and said, "Eleven, this uncle is not from next door. He is a normal person, this time he is here to adopt you, and he will be your master in the future. ”

That's because I didn't understand what Master was, so I asked, "Grandpa Chen, what does Master mean?" ”

Grandpa Chen said: "In the future, you will follow this Uncle Zhang to cultivate, and if you succeed in learning in the future, you will become a Taoist." Guarding the right and warding off the evil, the responsibility of eliminating the demons and defending the way falls on your head. ”

I looked at Brother Jiu again, this man who is about to become my master, how unreliable he looks. Then he said to Brother Jiu: "Uncle, aren't you really a friend of the uncle next door?" ”

Brother Jiu nodded very seriously and said, "Boy, let me tell you, I really didn't come out of a mental hospital. In the future, you dare to talk nonsense, believe it or not, I won't give you food? ”

I don't care, I like to eat noodles. However, Grandpa Chen punched Brother Jiu heavily in the chest and said, "Zhengjiu, you are not allowed to do this to Eleven." If you let me know that you are not good to him, I will tell your Master. ”

Brother Jiu seemed to remember something, so he hurriedly said, "Uncle Chen, I'm joking. How could I abuse a child? Don't worry, I'll definitely treat him well. ”

Grandpa Chen nodded and said, "Zhengjiu, I can tell you, Eleven is a good seedling." If it weren't for your master's mouth, I would have planned to take him as my own closed disciple. Don't give Eleven a lesson. ”

Brother Jiu looked at me, pinched my shoulder again, picked up my hand and looked at it, and then said, "Uncle Chen, although this kid is not a yin and yang eye, nor is it a positive yang body, but don't worry, I am the youngest Taoist master in the past thirty years, even if this kid's qualifications are average, however, I am confident that I can teach him well." ”

Grandpa Chen glanced at Brother Jiu and said, "Don't be complacent. I'm telling you, I'll keep an eye on you often in the future. ”

After being ignored by the two adults for a long time, I found an opportunity to interject: "Grandpa Chen, in the future, will I live with this uncle?" ”

Brother Jiu touched my head and said, "Call me Master, don't call me Uncle anymore." ”

I didn't pay attention to Brother Jiu, but looked at Grandpa Chen. Grandpa Chen squatted down and said to me, "Eleven, Grandpa Chen also wants to take care of you, but if you follow your master, life will be a little better." Moreover, it is also good for your cultivation. Remember, listen to Master, and of course, if Master treats you badly, you come back and tell me. I cleaned him up. ”

I nodded and said, "Got Grandpa Chen." You also have to take care. I'll come back to see you often. ”

After some twists and turns, Brother Jiu finally completed the formalities. After leading me out of the orphanage, Brother Jiu lit a cigarette and said, "Boy, don't look very unhappy, I'm also unhappy." ”

I smiled and said, "Okay, since everyone is unhappy, then we'll settle it." But, Master, don't you really know the uncle next door? ”

That night, I was woken up by Brother Jiu in the middle of the night. I was curious to see Brother Jiu on the bed and keep shouting, "Master, don't." ”

The next day, after completing the apprenticeship ceremony, Brother Jiu asked me not to call him Master in the future, but to call him Brother Jiu. And so I began my monastic career.

Inscription:

Zhengyang Body: One of several physiques suitable for Taoist practice. The recognized several excellent physiques are, in order from lowest to highest: Yin and Yang Eyes, Positive Yang Body, Innate Dao Body, and Seven Star Divine Body. Yin and yang eyes are born to see ghosts, without opening their eyes, and their sensitivity to yin qi is ten times stronger than that of ordinary people. The positive yang body is a person who was born in the yang year, the moon, the sun and the sun, especially the dragon boat festival is the best to be born, and the yang energy in the body is several times of the usual. The innate Dao body is a person who combines yin and yang eyes and positive yang body and one body, which is extremely rare. The seven-star body is stepping on the seven stars, although this kind of person's physique is not as good as the yin and yang eyes and the positive yang body, but with the bell of heaven, the Dao Zun level can launch a heavenly master-level spell.