"Black impermanence! You son of a bitch! Don't let me see you again! ”

On the west mountain, Li Le jumped to his feet and scolded angrily, and next to him stood two demented-looking couples, none other than Zhiming and Chunjiao. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

I knew that Black Impermanence had bad intentions, and Li Le was still a little puzzled when he stuffed the spell to himself before, and he could still receive a little equipment when he got out of the sea of suffering, and this was not a copy of the game. Sure enough, Li Le was miserable.

The phoenix of the big rooster brand carried Li Le from the Nai He Bridge and left the underworld, as mentioned earlier, the Nai He Bridge was specially used for reincarnation, and the exit was naturally in the belly of the pregnant woman, Li Le escaped by cheating. Everyone took a class on the physiology of human body structure when they were in junior high school, and since they can't come out of a pregnant woman's belly, where else can they come out?

Think about it with your heels, and the conclusion is not very obvious.

That's right, Nima Li Le was actually ejaculated, can you believe it!?

Looking at the smooth Zhiming and Chunjiao, Li Le couldn't wait to hang himself on the branch with a belt, the good man had an extra father out of thin air and was shot on the ground, except to hang himself on the southeast branch Li Le couldn't think of any other solution.

If Li Le is ashamed to death, then Zhiming and Chunjiao have been skeptical of life by reality.

Who did they recruit and whom?

Last Sunday, two people who were in high spirits wanted to embrace nature, what an environmentally friendly act, but they were cruelly interrupted by uninvited guest Li Le. Now the two of them want to make up for the loss last time, and it was very smooth at the beginning, Zhiming Dragon Jinghu is amazing, but the most comfortable moment was interrupted again, and the uninvited guest was still Li Le.

Shoot out a big old man, and this big old man is still his old classmate!

Zhiming and Chunjiao think they're crazy.

"Hey, hey, hahaha."

Chunjiao suddenly let out a creepy laugh, and Chunjiao, who was seriously frightened, was completely blackened, and it should be explained here that Zhiming's target was Chunjiao's buttocks, so Chunjiao was pressed to the ground by Li Le and injured her waist.

"It's all a delusion, I'm dreaming, can't scare me, bastard, face me."

Chunjiao, who was dressed in underwear, walked over with high heels, and Zhiming next to him also picked up a stone from the ground, seeing that the two people who had lost their minds were about to slaughter themselves, Li Le quickly took out the charm given by Hei Wuchang from his pocket.

The spell is not large, with the words 'tearing is effective' on one side and 'this is the enemy' written on the other.

"Look over here, eggplant!"

Li Le learned the scene in the movie Men in Black, aimed the spell at Zhiming and Chunjiao, and then tore the spell.

A white light flashed, and Zhiming and Chunjiao stood there motionless with blank eyes as if they had been formatted.

Li Le, who had completed the task, turned around and ran, thinking that he would stay away from these two goods if he was killed in the future.

When Li Le returned to the school dormitory, the scene he saw almost crooked his nose.

Zhang Zhao, Fu Xin, Lao Wu and Miao Miao were eating chicken, the one that Zhang Zhao killed during the day.

Brother, I almost couldn't come back, you guys are so happy to eat? Li Le didn't wash his hands and went up to fish out a chicken thigh first, he didn't feel anything when he was in the underworld, and he was hungry and cooing when he came out for a while. Not to mention, the boss's craftsmanship is really good, and after a chicken leg and a bottle of Coke, Li Le finally recovered a little spirit.

"I've been here for a few days, what's the situation?"

"As for the school, we have hidden it from you, but Su Yan is a little difficult." Fu Xinyi's stomach was bitter: "I didn't find that this girl's character was so stubborn before, and she didn't succeed in calling the police to annoy us, and almost killed us." ”

The fifth child, He Miaomiao, is an innocent rich second generation, and his focus is different from others: "The second brother is really bold enough, and he dares not to go back to school for three days on a date with his sister, is it cool?" ”

Before Li Le could speak, Zhang Zhao began to drive people away.

"You two will leave as soon as you finish eating, don't you say that you both have activities? I have something to say to my second child, don't rub it off. ”

Relying on his height and strength to kick the two guys out of the dormitory, Zhang Zhao looked at Li Le after cleaning up the table, waiting for the other party to give him an explanation.

"Tell me, what the hell is going on?"

Fu Xinhe and Miao Miao can still fool around, but this boss can't be fooled, if he doesn't explain the dream, Li Le is afraid that the boss will beat him into the second Wu next door.

lit a cigarette for Zhang Zhao first, and then Li Le told him in detail about the past few days.

Zhang Zhao listened silently, and sighed for a long time: "Your experience is really exciting." ”

In our ****, although the reform and opening up has developed rapidly for so many years, the tradition of thousands of years is not in vain, and everyone has heard of this kind of ghostly story. What happened to Li Le was not difficult for Zhang Zhao to accept.

"Do you want to find a place for you to worship the gods and Buddhas?"

"It's useless." Li Le smiled bitterly: "Let's take one step at a time." ”

"Tomorrow you have to go to the principal's place, you want to explain the matter of leaving the school yourself, and then Su Yan has to be careful, people are afraid of you these days."

Speaking of Su Yan, Zhang Zhao seemed to be a little emotional: "That Qingque shouldn't be good, I think Su Yan is very good, don't put on a show, the school flower of Dongda is not worthy of you?" ”

Li Le was in no mood to talk about these mundane things, he had to go to bed, and he was tired of being scared for the past few days.

Early the next morning, Li Le, who had enough sleep, left the dormitory in good spirits, and the problems in front of him needed to be faced seriously.

After leaving the school for three days without reason, the punishment for this kind of behavior is quite severe, ranging from a major punishment to a repeater review, and if there is any trouble, there is no discussion and direct expulsion. The reason for this, on the one hand, is to ensure the learning atmosphere of the school, and more importantly, for the safety of students, today's college students are yearning for freedom and hate constraints, and it is drizzle to talk about a friend going out to play.

Li Le's situation was originally relatively optimistic, his performance was very good in the past, and he also had a good popularity among the teacher group. This time, the pit was on his group of dormitory brothers, and Li Le's fake note for leaving school was written on going out on a date. As a result, Fu Xin and several second-hand goods thought that this reason was not serious enough.

The uncle who lives in the city is sick and needs Li Le to take care of him.

What is the reason for this? Not to mention how disrespectful he is to his uncle, this reason for cheating his uncle is simply playing with the IQ of the school leader, it is better to say that Li Le went to the supermarket and was kidnapped by terrorists.

The house leak happened to rain overnight, and Li Legang turned up the stairs and happened to take a look at Su Yan.

I don't know why, Li Le saw that Su Yan was a little weak in his heart, and it was too late to turn around and want to leave, so he could only say hello awkwardly: "You got up so early, getting up early is a woman's natural enemy, so it's not good for your skin." ”

Su Yan didn't fight when she saw Li Leqi, this bastard disappeared silently for three days, and she was afraid not to say anything, but also to say good things for him in front of the school leaders. I didn't say hello when I came back at this time, and when I met, I knew that the hippie smile was really heartless.

"Principal, they are all in the office, go in to apologize humbly and reflect on their mistakes, do you hear?"

Li Le's head was too big to be nagged, and he quickly knocked on the door and walked into the office, Su Yan was worried about blocking the door and eavesdropping.

There are quite a lot of people in the office, including the principal Lao Li, the vice president in charge of politics and education, Liu Weimin, and Professor Zhou, a lover of the I Ching.

"Li Le is here, don't politely find a place to sit down."

Principal Li looks like Maitreya Buddha, Principal Li is very strict in some places but is very loved by students, and Principal Li, who has entered the queue of the elderly, can call out the name of every student, and he can't accept this.

Li Le was about to sit down, but Liu Weimin, the vice principal next to him, frowned and began to reprimand him: "Let you sit down?" Hang Erlang is not in shape, and he is not standing well! ”

Li Le had no choice but to stand in a military posture with his chest held up.

"What have you been doing these days?" The vice-principal said, "Tell me honestly. ”

To tell the truth, no one will believe it, but the vice principal's stern stinky frame made him feel very uncomfortable, so Li Le really told the truth.

"I met a girl, and when I was dating, I found out that she was a ghost, and I was taken into the underworld by her, and it took a lot of effort to escape."

Principal Li: "......"

Professor Zhou: "......"

"Smack!"

The vice principal was furious, and he thought that Li Le was playing tricks on him: "You give me a serious face!" When I'm fifty or sixty years old, Alzheimer's? ”

After saying this, President Li and Professor Zhou glared at him in unison, and the vice principal, who knew that he had said the wrong thing, immediately coaxed, picked up the cup and pretended to drink tea.

"Don't get excited, everyone." Principal Li said with a smile: "Li Le, don't have a temper, Vice Principal Liu is in charge of politics and education, you won't be in school for three days, everyone is very worried, for fear of accidents, you have to understand this feeling." ”

Principal Li's earnest words made Li Le's heart feel a lot more comfortable, and then he began to make up lies.

It's roughly that he met a very cute girl, and the two of them went out on a date to determine each other's hearts, and then everyone was a young man who was carried away by love, and he was so happy outside that he forgot to go back to school.

After finishing speaking, Li Le apologized very deeply: "I feel very guilty for violating the school rules, for the sake of whether I am young or on a first date, I will seriously reflect on my mistakes and promise not to make them again in the future." ”

The leaders believed the lie.

The vice principal also wanted to put on a show, but was stopped by Principal Li: "You are a good boy if you know that you can change your mistakes, your attitude is still good, as for the punishment and research, you will be notified after the punishment, go back and study hard Don't think nonsense." ”

Li Le saw that he had nothing to do with himself and left, and when he walked out of the office, he saw Su Yan standing outside the door, thinking of the lie he had made up without shame, and he knew in his heart that something was wrong.

Su Yan, this stupid girl, took it seriously.