Chapter 10: Escape
The scene after the showdown between Qingque and Li Le was not bad, the two people who were calm explained their minds to each other, there was no hurdle between young men and women who could not get over, even if they quarreled sadly for love, what should they do after the past, do they have to die or live for love? The current Li Le and Qingque haven't reached that level yet. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Based on the principle of peaceful coexistence and harmonious gender relations, Qingque has designed a development plan with long-term significance: "Send you back to the world first, and what happens in the future depends on fate." ”
Qingque, who had relieved the pimples in her heart, regained the bearing of the princess of the underworld, she pulled Li Le under the bed, and beckoned to call out the black impermanence in the corner.
Li Le was taken aback, he didn't expect that there was a third party in this private space, wouldn't his embarrassing inner monologue with Qingque Dog Blood all be seen? Li Le's face was hot, and he was a little afraid to see people.
Black Impermanence itself does not want to see Li Le, he Shi Shiran walked out of the corner, his eyes only looked at Qingque completely ignoring Li Le's existence, and the cloud was light and breezy as if he had no shame for peeping at people's privacy.
"He is a black uncle who loves me very much." Qingque introduced each other: "This is Li Le, my sweetheart." ”
As soon as the words 'sweetheart' were spoken, a pair of dead fish eyes began to stare at Li Le, and his angry gaze cut around Li Le's body like a knife.
"Uncle Black, let's talk about it."
Hei Wuchang coughed and began to explain his plan to escape from the underworld.
With the help of someone, there are many ways to enter the underworld, as the so-called underworld is good to enter the dead, temporarily break away from the concept of human shells and enter the state of suspended animation to exist in the form of a soul, just like Li Le, who has now become a living being.
It is more difficult to leave the underworld, and there are three ways to leave the underworld: Santu River, Huangquan Road, and Nai He Bridge.
Don't talk about the Santuhe, it is theoretically feasible but no one has ever succeeded, Li Le trembled when he thought of those tentacle monsters, and he would not choose this path if he was killed.
Huangquan Road is the most likely, after people die, enter Huangquan Road, there are ghosts to lead into the underworld and wait for reincarnation, this road is a black and impermanent territory, there are people who are easy to do, and there is a great chance of slipping out of Huangquan Road.
Finally, there is the Nai He Bridge, a place that is widely found in various folk legends, and a bowl of Meng Po soup has been completely forgotten in the previous life. It is a bit difficult to walk this road, and the biggest problem is Meng Po soup and reincarnation, and the slightest mistake will go directly into the belly of the pregnant woman.
"My idea is to take Huangquan Road, as long as you carry the black wind on Huangquan Road, I can easily send you out."
It sounded very reliable, and Li Le agreed.
When it was time to implement the plan, Li Le realized that he had been fooled.
"This damn mud monster again?!"
Li Le looked at the mud in front of him that looked like the mud at the bottom of the Santu River, and he felt uncomfortable all over his body, not to mention that he was going to be wrapped in this mud. Black impermanence is nakedly taking revenge on himself, he was unhappy with himself before, and it was really insidious and vicious.
In fact, Li Le blamed the impermanence of blackness.
I'd rather be known than seen, it's true that Huangquan Road is a black and impermanent territory, but he can't appear with Li Le in a bright way, if he is discovered by other ghosts, he will have to go around with a small report. Besides, Huangquan Road is such an obvious opening, how can the underworld not take precautions, the black wind on the road is specially designed to prevent the soul from going retrograde, and the power of the black wind is not much worse than the tears of the green sparrow.
The mud monster is made of the loess of the seven layers of hell, which is slightly intelligent and can wrinkle and hydrate the skin to make the skin rosy and shiny, and is the favorite pet of the green sparrow. Of course, its biggest role is to be able to contain all things, and using it to wrap Li Le can not only hide people's eyes and ears, but also resist the black wind, killing two birds with one stone, it can be said to be perfect.
Li Le, who was put on a position, could only pinch his nose and admit it.
Wrapped in a ball of mud, it felt awkward, Hei Wuchang and Qingque took the lead in front, and Li Le followed behind trembling and shaking off a second Wu who had a cerebral thrombosis next door.
Huangquan Road is essentially a formless tunnel, its entrances are all over every corner of the world, but there is only one exit from the underworld, and a large number of ghosts gather at the exit to wait for the arrival of dead souls.
And today there is an uninvited guest here: Bai Impermanence.
Bai Wuchang is a ruthless character who will not give up easily, he trusts his own judgment extremely much, and he chooses a way to draw wages from the bottom of the kettle when he believes that living beings exist. What Black Impermanence can think of, Bai Impermanence can also think of, as long as he wants to send living beings out of the underworld, it is absolutely right to stay at this Huangquan intersection.
"Bai Wuchang is really persistent." Hei Wuchang gritted his teeth and said, "This road is not passable, let's go back." ”
Li Le was about to be pitted and cried, and he was stunned when he went to the fart door, isn't this a pit father.
The Santu River can't be walked, and the Huangquan Road can't be walked, so it looks like you can only go to the Nai He Bridge.
Qingque was not familiar with Meng Po, and she was a little worried: "Will Meng Po help us?" ”
The more one person knows, the more likely it is to leak secrets, in case Meng Po pretends to promise them and then goes to the informant backhand, the three of them have to be stupid to hit the muzzle of the gun.
"Meng Po owes me a favor, and this matter is left to me."
Black Impermanence took care of the matter, and two hours later, Black Impermanence returned.
"It's done." Hei Wuchang did not live up to the expectations of the two: "Meng Po will give a bowl of Meng Po soup that has no medicinal effect, but the problem of the bridge needs to be solved by ourselves." ”
However, the bridge is an important hub for the underworld to control reincarnation, and its exit is the belly of a pregnant woman.
Hei Wuchang looked at Li Le: "I'll give you a chance to dream, you have to ask a friend to help you prepare a big, now you choose someone who can help." ”
Li Le: "......"
There are five brothers in the dormitory, the third is a negative man who can only flirt with his sister, the fourth is a nerd who works hard to study and shine his family, and the fifth is a hairless and innocent standard rich second generation.
Thinking about it, the only one who can help is the boss Zhang Zhao, Li Le sincerely hopes that the boss's nerve endings are tough enough.
As mentioned earlier, the boss Zhang Zhao is a refreshing man with five big and three rough, and he is sweating on the field at this time, who loves football. Zhang Zhao, who idolizes Drogba, stood in front like an iron tower, forcing the two defenders behind him to squeeze away, and Zhang Zhao jumped high to prepare for a wonderful header.
At this time, the black impermanence skill pierced the shackles of yin and yang and came to the court, Zhang Zhao was in a trance, and the speeding football just confused him.
The Boss was knocked unconscious.
Zhang Zhao's spirit is broken, he thinks that he has nothing to do with the rabbit master, but he didn't expect to dream of a **** face of the second child, he used to only dream of Aoi, Xiao Ai and the boss of Da Mi said that it was a ghost.
Zhang Zhao is indeed hell.
Time is urgent, and Li Le has no time to talk nonsense with the boss.
"Boss, listen up, go find a big rooster, there is a talisman that my mother asked for me under the pillow at the head of the bed in my dormitory, and there is my birthday on it, you killed the rooster at the bedside, you must remember that the life of the little brother is entrusted to you."
Zhang Zhao is still in a circle at this time: "Why is the second child still so out of tune in his dreams." ”
"Big brother, it's all up to you." Li Le grabbed his wrist and shouted, "Hurry up and do it!" ”
Zhang Zhao sat up suddenly, and the classmates who played the ball gathered around him, and the culprit of the pass was startled and thought that Zhang Zhao was going to beat him.
Zhang Zhao looked down and was shocked, there was a black palm print on his wrist, Zhang Zhao got up from the ground and ran away.
"Why are you going?"
"I'm going to look for chickens!"
The classmates were stunned: "This guy is too, right?" ”
Half an hour later, Zhang Zhao ran back to the dormitory with the big rooster, the boss from the rural area of Shandong is a good worker, put the basin on the ground to catch the chicken blood, Zhang Zhao stood in front of Li Le's bed, pinched the rooster's wings and comb with his right hand, and pulled the chicken's neck with a knife in his left hand.
Li Le, who was waiting in the underworld, felt a pain in his arm, rolled up his sleeves and saw that there was a rooster tattoo on his arm out of thin air.
The preparations have been completed, and Hei Wuchang took Li Le to Nai He Bridge.
However, the bridge is very majestic, but the bridge body is only half, and a hideous mouth floats in the air, and the other half of the bridge is just inside the big mouth.
What surprised Li Le was that Meng Po was not the appearance of the legendary old woman, just the opposite, Meng Po looked like a young woman in her thirties, with a graceful figure and a pair of charming eyes.
Meng Po was wearing a bright red skirt that covered her feet, and she walked like a floating red cloud. Meng Po floated in front of Li Le, looked at Li Le from beginning to end, and finally stopped at Li Le's crotch.
"This is the concubine of the green sparrow, she looks good, but I don't know how she can do it?"
What a stunner, Li Le has to let her see her ability in normal times.
Hei Wuchang said on the side: "Don't waste time, what about Meng Po soup?" ”
Meng Po soup is equivalent to a pass, if you don't drink it, don't think about passing through the Nai He Bridge.
Meng Po put her hand into her arms, took out a palm-sized porcelain bowl and sent it to Li Le: "This is specially prepared for the little brother." ”
Li Le took it and took a look, good guy, a bowl of milky white liquid, I didn't know and thought it was squeezed out by Meng Po on the spot.
This is so tired.
Li Le killed it in one gulp, and Hei Impermanence walked up and stuffed a paper talisman into his hand, saying, "Crushing it can shield people's memories." After speaking, without waiting for Li Le to speak, Hei Wuchang slapped him on the back.
The rooster tattoo on the arm drilled out, and the rooster transformed into a gorgeous phoenix in the dazzling flames, and the phoenix carried Li Le over the Nai He Bridge and plunged headlong into the hideous mouth in the air.
In the Yama Palace, the palace monarch looked at everything that happened through a mirror, and there was a Meng Po standing beside him.
I only heard that Meng Po say: "Just let him go like this?" ”
Dianjun didn't speak, with a straight face, he didn't know what he was calculating.