As soon as this remark came out, it caused an uproar in the audience. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

This Wang Xiaofan dared to call the Buddha a "scumbag"!

And from the moment the Buddha entered the door just now, Wang Xiaofan's face showed hostility, why was he?

Luo Hao was crying out in his heart at the moment!

He is worried that he can't find an excuse to cause a conflict between Wang Xiaofan and the Buddha!

It's okay now, Wang Xiaofan actually scolded the Buddha by himself.

He immediately raised his eyebrows, jumped up, and scolded angrily: "Presumptuous! How dare you speak to the Buddha like this! ”

"Respect him, only then will he be called a Buddha, but this kind of person behaves despicably, and I, Wang Xiaofan, will never bow to this kind of person!" Wang Xiaofan still sneered.

Bai Lan looked at Wang Xiaofan anxiously, and she said, "Teacher, don't be angry, Xiaofan...... Xiao Fan is not a heart...... He didn't mean it that way. ”

The Buddha nodded, and said indifferently: "At such a young age, you have such a temper, I really don't know how your parents taught you." ”

"Hehe, how are my parents educated, let's know if we compare them? I'm afraid that you, a scumbag dressed in the cloak of Buddhism, have no real talent and learning, and make a fool of yourself in public. Wang Xiaofan said expressionlessly, the sarcasm in the language can be heard by everyone.

took the initiative to challenge the literary master Buddha, even Luo Hao couldn't imagine that there would be such a stupid person in the world.

Only the middle-aged woman in the audience, with a trace of tears in her eyes, sometimes looked at the young man on the stage, sometimes looked at the monk, and her heart was entangled and wanted to die.

"Haha, the poor monk hasn't competed in public for more than ten years. If you can temper the anger of your arrogant son today, you will also be considered to have done a meritorious deed. Say, what are you going to compare? ”

has been insulted again and again, and Shi Zen is also angry enough.

Originally, he was invited to deal with Wang Xiaofan, but now that he is good, he doesn't have to find any excuses.

"Whatever you want, you can't compare anything!" Wang Xiaofan said coldly.

This arrogant attitude stimulated the audience, and the blood flowed straight to the brain.

Usually high up, even the principal has to be honored when he sees the Buddha, but at this moment he is looked down upon by this young man.

After Luo Hao heard this, he immediately stood up and said, "I think it's a pair." ”

Bai Lan simply obeyed the thickness of Luo Hao's skin.

The reason why the Buddha is famous is precisely because he put forward a couplet that has been passed down through the ages in the royal temple in public, which made him famous in the literary world.

Now Luo Hao actually asked Wang Xiaofan, a nineteen-year-old person who can be the son of the Buddha, to compete with the Buddha for his best pair!

It seems that he can't wait to end this speech, which has changed its flavor.

"Yes, yes! I'm afraid I dare to be right, but you dare not listen! Wang Xiaofan looked at Luo Hao coldly and said.

Whether it was at Royal Roads University or in the literary world, the Buddha was respected everywhere he went, and wherever he was insulted like this, he was so angry that his face turned a little blue and said, "Good! But if you want to challenge the poor monk, you are not qualified yet, you win Luo Hao first, and then challenge the poor monk! ”

Although Luo Hao's people are shameless, his literary attainments are still very high.

Standing up, Luo Hao snorted coldly: "Wang Xiaofan, listen well!" My link is: a dog leads two boys, you come up and I'll take a look! ”

Wang Xiaofan said coldly: "Bullying dog things! Our elders are debating here, how can you have the point of speaking as a junior? A wordless and unphilosophical can be called a pair? Listen up! I'll give you one: two pigs in one trough. ”

Luo Hao and Buddha are very good, and their faces changed suddenly.

Wang Xiaofan's pair is simply Chiguoguo's insult to the two, the identity of the two is placed in the entire Huaxia Kingdom, and they also belong to the upper class, and now they are ridiculed by him as pigs!

How could Luo Hao swallow this breath?

Luo Hao immediately scolded and said, "Presumptuous! You insult us! ”

"Yo, Fat Luo, what did I insult you?" Wang Xiaofan looked at them coldly and asked.

When Luo Hao heard this, he didn't know what to say for a while.

Does he want to say in public, "Do you insult me and the Buddha as pigs?"

Everyone understands this pair, but he can't say it, which makes him feel very aggrieved.

After a long time, Luo Hao held back a sentence: "You can't quibble, anyway, you insulted me and the Buddha today, everyone saw it!" I'm going to get a lawyer to sue you for defamation! ”

Wang Xiaofan laughed angrily: "Insulting you? I'm so good to the pair, what did I insult you? If you mean that the animals in the pair represent people, then you also insulted me first and scolded me for being a dog! If you don't have that meaning at all, why not if I use a pig to match a pair? ”

"You, you're ......" Luo Hao was so angry that he almost fainted.

This Wang Xiaofan's ability to sophistry is simply unmatched, with a sharp mouth, he is speechless.

Yes, if you think that Wang Xiaofan insulted them as pigs, you must first admit that you scolded him as a dog, but if you just take it literally, Wang Xiaofan is indeed very neat.

No matter how you say this, Wang Xiaofan won, Luo Hao was scolded, and he had to endure it, gritted his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach.

However, Luo Hao still didn't admit defeat, calmed down for a while, and then said: "What a sharp mouth, you dare to insult the Buddha in public!" Listen to my couplet: the praying mantis blocks the car, the cheetah leans on the river, how dare the vertical son speak bravely! ”