After Wang Xiaofan heard this, he stared at Luo Hao with disdain and said: "Ants along the acacia, grasshoppers shake the trees, stupid pigs claim to be heroes!" ”

Not to mention how Wang Xiaofan is right, his momentum is much better than Luo Hao, and this kind of strong crushing momentum actually makes Luo Hao feel breathless. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The two pairs have been released, and everyone knows that Luo Hao is by no means Wang Xiaofan's opponent.

Wang Xiaofan still stared at the Buddha with strong hostility and snorted coldly: "Buddha, am I qualified to stand with you?" ”

The Buddha was also stared at a little restless by Wang Xiaofan's knife-like eyes, and he turned his body slightly sideways and no longer looked at Wang Xiaofan.

"Barely so." Buddha said.

"Since the Buddha is so respected, then I also have a couplet, please ask the Buddha to pair up! Listen up: the cockscomb is not blooming. ”

When the audience heard this, they laughed.

What a couplet this is!

It's so simple, even elementary school students with slightly better Chinese can come out right!

The Buddha said disdainfully without thinking about it: "Mr. Dogtail, your couplet is too ......."

Suddenly, seeing the iconic evil smile on the corner of Wang Xiaofan's mouth, he realized that he seemed to have been fooled.

The beauties of the Conservatory of Music in the audience burst into laughter, and the students of the Chinese Academy saw that their most admired teacher actually fell for Wang Xiaofan, and they wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh.

Bai Lan, the beautiful principal, was also very suffocated, the muscles on her face kept trembling, but she was very restrained not to let herself laugh.

This Wang Xiaofan is so annoying!

The Buddha is angry and angry, as the enlightener of Chinese literature, with such a high status, how can he be willing to be scolded by Wang Xiaofan as a dog?

His eyes widened, and he glared at Wang Xiaofan angrily and said, "In the two apes cutting the wood mountain, this monkey will also saw?" ”

In fact, the most subtle part of this couplet is in the last two words.

"Pair saw" and "couplet" are homophones, and Shi Chan is scolding Wang Xiaofan for being a monkey.

Wang Xiaofan walked in front of Shi Chan, less than five centimeters away from him, and looked coldly at this Buddha, who looked like a human being, but did not do anything, his face was red with anger, and he said loudly: "The horse is stuck in the mud, how can this beast get hooves !!?"

When everyone heard this, there was another uproar.

The homophone of "out of the hoof" is "out of the question", Wang Xiaofan actually scolded the Buddha for being a brute in front of so many people!

At this moment, the Buddha's face turned white and red, and when he appeared, the expression of the proud crowd also disappeared.

The ugly face of the Buddha couldn't help it, and scolded sharply: "Wang Xiaofan, do you think that you will be invincible in the world with two couplets?" If you insult me today, you are insulting Huaxia's talents! Today you will have no place in the literary world! Apologize! ”

"To insult you is to insult Huaxia Caixue? Can you represent the 5,000 years of talent in China? Wang Xiaofan said disdainfully: "Old monk Shi Chan, you think too highly of yourself!" You're just an old bald donkey, and you're not even as good as our ordinary freshmen! ”

Seeing that the Buddha's face turned pale, Wang Xiaofan snorted coldly: "If you don't believe it, then today I will give you a link on behalf of the ordinary heavy university, if you win, I will admit defeat on the spot, and according to the previous gambling contract, hang a sign, and stand at the gate of the emperor for three days!" How is it? ”

The Buddha laughed angrily: "Okay! The poor monk has been studying literature for more than 20 years, and I don't believe that you are a pair of ordinary students! Let's get the question! ”

Wang Xiaofan said unhurriedly: "Don't worry, what if you can't come out of the old bald donkey?" ”

"Sorry? How could a poor monk not be able to deal with it? What do you want me to do? The Buddha was already turned pale by Wang Xiaofan's arrogant attitude.

He is an enlightener of Chinese literature, and he has studied literature for so long, can he not even be able to match the couplets of a small freshman student?

Who believes this?

"If you can't come out...... Wang Xiaofan's eyes narrowed again, and he glanced at the middle-aged woman in the audience, his eyes were full of resentment, "If you can't come out, I want you to kneel!" Apologize to one person! ”

The sound of "uproar" came and went one after another.

After these rounds of confrontation, everyone is already in a cold sweat.

The Buddha, who was supposed to be strong, was actually forced to be like this, which shows how good Wang Xiaofan's talent is.

If the Buddha really can't match Wang Xiaofan's pair, it will be really a shame!

The Buddha knew that he had encountered an arrogant hard brick today, he was originally very confident, but his heart trembled, but in front of many students, he couldn't refuse, he could only grit his teeth and say: "Since this is the case, then you can come out!" ”

Without further ado, Wang Xiaofan paced a few steps in place, and then said: "Visit the West Lake, mention the tin pot, the tin pot drops the West Lake, and it is a pity for the tin pot." ”

At first glance, it seems that this pair is nothing good, but this pair has an allusion.

Legend has it that one year, Su Dongpo was invited to visit West Lake with a group of friends. One of the maids who was making tea for him accidentally dropped a tin pot into the lake. Someone touched the scene lyrically, and immediately came out with a couplet:

"Visit the West Lake, mention the tin pot, the tin pot will drop the West Lake, and it will be a pity for the tin pot."

As soon as this couplet came out, the ship was full of applause, but no one could deal with it. There are three groups of words in this couplet, "West Lake", "tin pot", and "Xihu", which are cleverly used, homophonic but not synonymous, and the next couplet undoubtedly must meet this condition. In the end, everyone pinned their hopes on Su Dongpo. I don't know that Su Dongpo couldn't figure it out after thinking hard. At this point, this union has become an eternal absolute.

At this moment, Wang Xiaofan will definitely come out with the eternal to let the Buddha right, and the difficulty is naturally known.

The students of the Chinese Academy saw that Wang Xiaofan had such a delicate couplet at his fingertips, coupled with the performance just now, and they couldn't help but have a trace of admiration for this arrogant but talented person.

They are all arrogant people, and they feel that talented people should be proud!

The Buddha listened to the Shanglian in a daze for a long time, and his face was red and white.

This couplet really couldn't be thought of at once, he closed his eyes and was silent, and his face was already gloomy.

Everyone saw the Buddha like this, and they already knew the result, needless to say, of course the Buddha lost.

After this trouble, no one in the literary world will dare to couplet in front of Wang Xiaofan in the future!

"What? Isn't that right? Wang Xiaofan said disdainfully.

The Buddha suddenly opened his eyes and said loudly: "Wang Xiaofan, I can't make such a link in such a short time, you must have copied it from somewhere, so I can't answer it for a while, it's really unfair!" ”