Chapter Eighty-Six: You Two, I Used It Today
The two of them went to the store in the south, and Li Boyi paid for two bottles of iced Coke, and they found a little shade that no one paid attention to, and drank it happily. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Li Lei is a cow drink, gulp and drink, Li Boyi is more advanced, and when he bought it, he took a straw and snorted non-stop.
"Alei, did you know that the American space satellite has observed that from September to October every year, millions of Chinese troops will be assembled, and then quickly disappear within half a month. The people in their country were so panicked that the Ministry of Foreign Affairs called and demanded an explanation from the Chinese government. Idle and bored, Li Bo remembered the jokes in his previous life, and teased Li Lei.
"Ah, no, our country has gathered millions of troops, really? I don't know so much, where is the army? "Li Lei really hit the trap, and he has the potential to be praised.
"Well, that's a part of the army, practice walking!" Li Bo said with a wicked smile on his face as he looked at the place of the military training phalanx.
"Huh? Oh, that's what you're talking about! Li Lei was stunned for a moment before reacting, and the two of them looked at each other and smiled.
"It's no wonder they are suspicious, you don't know, we gathered troops in September and October, and there was a larger-scale material operation in January and February, from south to north and from east to west, and the nationwide large-scale mighty and mighty lasted for a month, so it's no wonder that Americans are not afraid!" Li Bo struck while the iron was hot, and then said another one.
"Haha, interesting, what is this?"
"What else can there be, Spring Festival!"
"Military training! Spring! It's funny, hahahahaha......"
The two were chatting passionately when they saw an officer in his forties wearing a high-end military uniform with a powerful aura and a number one at a glance, striding towards them. Li Bo chuckled in his heart, faintly feeling that something bad was going to happen, he gave Li Lei a look, and then began to pray with broken thoughts in his mouth.
He didn't notice us, he didn't notice us, they noticed us.
As soon as this kind of flag is erected, it is ironclad that what does not want to happen will definitely happen.
The officer waved his hand at them, "You two, run here." ”
The two quickly stood up, glanced at each other, and knew that they couldn't hide, so they had no choice but to trot in front of the officer.
"You two, why are you here?"
"Report to the chief, this classmate fainted from heat stroke, and the instructor ordered me to take him to the infirmary for examination. I saw that the weather was too hot, so I took him to drink a can of drink first to relieve his symptoms. ”
"Well done. So now, are you done? Do you have any other tasks? ”
Li Bo heard it one by one, I am familiar with this, he remembered that the boss of their company liked to ask employees if they were busy with work. If you answer that you are busy, he will say that you are inefficient and do not know how to use your time wisely, and if you say that you are not busy, then it is even worse, he will say that you do not work hard and do not do your best for the company. Later, everyone knew the routine, every time the leader asked if he was busy, he would immediately answer a sentence, and if the leader had something, you would say, I would do it immediately.
Thinking of this, Li Boyi immediately spoke: "Chief, do you have any tasks?" Please instruct and we guarantee to complete the task! ”
The officer glanced at Li Boyi with a little surprise, and said with satisfaction, "I am the division commander of this military training, and I need the two of you to perform the task now." There are two tasks, one is to help fill the water tank at the ten tea points in the playground, once in the morning and once in the afternoon. Second, now that each class has begun to train in the queue, I need you to play the "Chinese People's Liberation Army Military Song" on time in the broadcast studio, is there any difficulty? ”
How can there be difficulties? Isn't this pie in the sky! There is such a good thing, and a fool will not agree!
"Report to the chief, no problem, promise to complete the task!" The excitement of the two men was palpable.
"Okay, I'll inform your instructor later, from now on, you two have been requisitioned by me, come with me."
The officer led them to the broadcast studio and taught them how to use the stereo, Li Boyi tried it with Li Lei, and after there was no problem, the officer left satisfied. When the officer walked away, the two of them clapped their hands tacitly, and they almost looked up to the sky and roared.
Li Lei is still very good at things, through the observation of the past few days, he knows that Li Boyi is not bad for money, so he took the initiative to take on the task of adding water, "Boyi, I will do the work of adding water, I am used to doing farm work at home, just add water." It's up to you to control the speaker.,I've never seen these devices before.,Don't break it anymore.。 Besides, if I can train in the military, it's all thanks to you, of course I'll do the rough work! ”
Li Boyi can't let Li Lei work in vain, of course, he really doesn't have to go if he is asked to add water, but fortunately, he can contribute his strength in other aspects, he said briskly, "Good brother, talk about righteousness, you add water, I control the audio." Also, I packed the drinks every day, what do you want to drink, in a word! ”
After the military training was over, when he returned to the dormitory, as soon as Li Bo told Li Lei about it, the rest of the buddies were all crazy, shouting that there was no reason, why didn't they encounter such a good thing? Several people were noisy together to let Li Boyi have a treat, how could Li Boyi refuse such a reasonable request, and it was really another big corruption at night.
In the following days, the other four animals in the dormitory got up early every day and went to military training in a proper manner, tired to death. And Li Bo slept until eight o'clock with Li Lei, and then got up to work with grinding and chirping, and the days were so good!
The other people in the dormitory were even more unbalanced, but the matter was a foregone conclusion, and they were powerless to change it, plus they ate people softly, so they didn't say anything anymore. Da Fei is a sports student, and he can also use the matter of shooting real guns and live ammunition to ridicule Li Boyi for not being blessed, who would have expected that there was something wrong with the gun during the military training of the neighboring school this year, and the school leaders announced the cancellation of the gun regulations after urgent consultation, and Da Fei almost died of anger!
Time flies, phew, no, time flies, and in the blink of an eye, the half-month military training is coming to an end. Naturally, a huge show is indispensable. In fact, the content of the show was also lackluster, nothing more than some performance projects of the instructors, the selection of students to fold quilts and performances, and the students to walk in a phalanx to be reviewed and performed.
The show began, and each class entered according to the sequence, first walking in unison, and when they reached the vicinity of the rostrum, they changed to a positive step, and the positive step was about 50 meters away. Li Boyi fiddled with the sound on the rostrum. When his class walked by, he looked up and saw that the leaders of their class were really Sun Leilei and Qiao Bing, and it seemed that everyone's criteria for judging beauties were quite consistent.
When the students walked across the rostrum with neat steps, Li Bo waved his hand silently, and a sentence in his heart couldn't help but float by:
Comrades, hard work! (To be continued.) )