Chapter Eighty-Five: On the Correct Posture for Evading Military Training
Tomorrow's military training will officially begin, everyone is excited and a little sleepless, especially knowing that there may be a gun in the end, boys, have a natural yearning for firearms, men are interested in this area, no less than the sister paper, after all, have to shoot. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
While everyone was asleep, Li Lei suddenly sat up and said in a vague voice, "Comrades, get up quickly, get up quickly!" I hear the trumpet, I hear the trumpet! ”
Nima, what kind of horn is the sound of the horn, it's the 21st century, where did the horn come from?! This must be a dream of military training!
Li Boyi couldn't cry or laugh a little, and was thinking about scolding Li Lei a few words, but he didn't expect Yang Junfeng and Lao Mei next door to sit up as quickly, and asked anxiously in unison, "Ah Lei, is there a horn sound, did you really hear it?" What time is it, are we going to get up? ”
Da Fei and Zhang Chi, who were particularly dead in sleep, also got up afterwards, and everyone began to stare at Li Lei together, everyone looked confused. Li Bo patted his head, it seems that the entire dormitory, everyone, has not slept soundly.
Li Boyi opened the mobile phone next to him, shook it at everyone, and said with a wry smile, "Everyone can see clearly, the current time is 3:45 in the morning, and the time for us to get up is 6 o'clock." This kid must be dreaming, you don't have to get up, let's go to bed right now. ”
"Really?"
"You can't be mistaken, can you?"
"Damn, I'm getting up."
"I feel like I've heard the horn too."
Everyone talked a few words, and then lay down and continued to sleep. The funniest thing is Li Lei, this kid didn't know that he was in trouble, and he didn't hear a word from everyone, so he tilted his head, leaned against the wall, sitted, and fell asleep.
Asleep, asleep......
At six o'clock the next morning, the wake-up bell rang, and this time it was a real wake-up bell. Although everyone didn't sleep well last night, they are in good spirits now. hurriedly put on the military uniform, rushed to wash up, came to the designated position, lined up in the class, and the formal military training began!
Those who have not been trained, even if they put on military uniforms, they have no spirit, and Li Bo feels as if he is in the middle of a group of puppet soldiers, waiting for the Republic/Party to speak! The instructor of Li Bo's first class is a small man, and he looks okay, but he is a little baby-faced, and he may not be very old, and he looks a little childish. Although this instructor is not very old, his voice is loud, he is also very energetic, and with a serious face, he is still a little majestic. He first introduced his name, Xiong Wei, and then emphasized discipline, and then started the first day of military training without stopping.
The ideal is beautiful, the reality is cruel, as soon as the little bear instructor came up, he gave everyone a dismount, and the whole class began to stand in a military posture for twenty minutes. For twenty minutes, the body could not move at all, and whoever moved would go out of the queue and do ten push-ups.
Standing in a military posture seems simple, but it is actually very tiring, and keeping the body motionless for a long time is called a pain, which is not something that ordinary people can do. Sure enough, only five minutes passed, and a few people took advantage of the bear's inattention, and moved a few times, or wiped sweat, or twisted their waists, or scratched, in short, to make their bodies comfortable. It turned out that the eyes of the bear instructor were really good, and almost everyone who moved was caught for him, and then punishment. Men and women are equal, girls are ten sit-ups, and there is no pity at all.
After standing in a military posture, he began to practice walking in unison, and he was very particular about swinging his arms and cadence. After a morning of practice, end the line for dinner. Before eating, there is a competition to sing military songs, and the loudest singing voice eats first. After eating, rest for an hour and practice in the afternoon. At the beginning of the afternoon, he actually stood in a military posture and inserted a digression, as if in the annual military training, God is extra helpful, and the sun is called a vicious. After practicing in the afternoon, I have to tidy up the housekeeping in the evening, and fold the quilt into tofu blocks, note that it is not an ordinary tofu block, but a square tofu block, and there can be no folds at all. At the end of the day, everyone began to cry for their father and mother, and they began to hate the military training, and there was no longer the joy and excitement they had at the beginning.
At the beginning of the next day, he stood in a painful military posture again, and after standing for more than ten minutes, Li Boyi felt that he was about to die, and thought to himself, should he take a leave of absence to rest. Just thinking about it, I felt that Li Lei next to me was shaking again, Nima, this kid won't faint again, right?
Sure enough, the shaking of this thing is getting bigger and bigger, Li Boyi was prepared this time, and at the moment Li Lei fell, he helped him.
Instructor Cub was startled and hurried over to ask about the situation.
"This classmate, what's wrong with you?"
"It's okay, I'm just a little dizzy, I've been in poor health since I was a child, I'm prone to anemia, I should be suffering from heat stroke."
"Do you want to take you to the infirmary, I don't think you're in a good state."
"It's okay instructor, I'll just take a break."
Looking at Li Lei's weak appearance, Instructor Xiaoxiong was a little unsure, after all, Li Lei looked pale and the situation was quite serious. At this time, Li Bo repeatedly said loudly, "Report to the instructor, I have something to report." ”
"Okay, you say."
"I think we have to send Li Lei to the infirmary immediately, I am in the same dormitory with him, and when he had his blood drawn a few days ago, he fainted and lost half of his teeth."
Instructor Xiao Xiong no longer hesitated, "This classmate, I order you to be responsible for sending him to the infirmary, so that the doctor can check all aspects, and if you are sure that there is no problem, you will return to the team." ”
"Understood, instructor!"
In the envious eyes of his classmates, Li Bo took a step forward and hugged Li Lei, and the two of them staggered like an infirmary.
After walking through the two corners and avoiding everyone's attention, Li Lei suddenly straightened up and breathed a long sigh of relief.
"Damn, I'm tired, I've finally recovered."
Looking at Li Lei's lively appearance, Li Boyi couldn't believe it, "Ah Lei, you, how are you?" ”
"Yes, of course." Li Lei said with a smile, "Do you think I look like I'm having something, I'm pretending, buddy!" ”
"Cow Pen, you pretend to be really like, especially your face, which is called a pale. Hey, no, you fainted when the blood was drawn......"
"That's true, I lost half of my teeth."
"Oh oh, then your face has changed too fast, right?"
"This is a skill I have cultivated since I was a child, as soon as the teacher criticized me, I would say that my stomach hurt, and then my face began to turn white and sweat, almost a conditioned reflex!"
"It's really awesome, yes, I'll touch your light today, let's go, let's go to the commissary, I'll invite you to drink juice." (To be continued.) )