Overlapping and repeating absurd and nonsensical dreams, every morning when I get up, Huang Doudou will have palpitations, fatigue, and pain. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Today is the 100th day after the birth of the son, according to the customs of Tianjiawan, to make a 100-day banquet, banquet for the old and young masters in the village, everyone has a lively time, and give the child a good fortune.

Lying on the bed and stretching, yawning and being extremely ugly, Huang Doudou opened his eyes listlessly, huh? Mushrooms on the roof?

Reaching out to her side and touching it, the cold futon told her that the little master had been up for a long time.

"Maruko, get out of here!" Lazy with a sexy voice, Huang Doudou himself was startled, see you for a long time, the benefits of having a child are higher than conceiving a child, not only the chest has grown by leaps and bounds, but even the figure is close to the stunner.

A rustling sound came from the bottom of the bed, and after a while, a small round head was revealed on the edge of the bed, and the big eyes like black grapes under the long eyelashes, "Mother, why doesn't this young lady wear clothes?" ”

Huang Doudou turned over and got up in a daze, and took the pictorial in the hand of the ball with sleepy eyes, "Which young lady?" ”

The latest bikini photos, the glamorous beauty on the poster, scratching her head and posing to show her proud measurements, the cloth on her body is not as big as a palm, and the balls are staring at the female model's chest with pure eyes.

"What do you see? Stinky boy, if you don't learn well at such a big point, be careful that your eyes hurt! Huang Doudou was angry, skimmed the poster out of the window, and asked fiercely, "Is it from Brother Erniu?" “

"Mother, why do you want to throw it away, it's not bad to pad the table, it's a waste." Maruko shook her little short legs and climbed onto the windowsill on a stool, "Are you jealous that little sister Mimi is older than you?" ”

Listen, whose family is this unlucky child? When you become a sperm, you stay honestly, and you don't feel free to worry about Mao day by day like a monkey.

"Stinky boy, how about I'm just jealous? If you have the ability, don't eat my milk! Looking at the meaty little butt on the windowsill, Huang Doudou pulled it over angrily, delicate and tender, and felt very good!

"You adults are not shy when you speak, since I was born, I haven't eaten your milk, okay!" The soft and glutinous children's voice protested.

"I don't need you to correct it, I'm your mother, I say yes!" was verbosed by this kid early in the morning, and Huang Doudou walked to the table with a headache and made milk powder for his son.

"Mother, you are too willful, maybe one day I will be angry and will go to my father!" The little friend who was lying on the bed and gnawing on his feet listened to the "coo" on the ground, and his whole body was excited, and he raised his little head and asked, "Mother, have you fallen?" Does it hurt? ”

Huang Doudou, who was squatting on the ground to pick up milk powder cans, his thin shoulders were shaking, he tried his best to restrain his voice, and whispered back, "No, I thank you for your concern." ”

There was a "click" scratching sound and wailing sound outside the door, and seeing that Huang Doudou had not opened the door, the ball said in a milky voice, "Mother, Xiaoha wants to come in and sleep." ”

Sleep on you big-headed ghost, what the hell are you in this house? A small meat ball that will run away to scare the midwife when it lands, and a pug that has no front teeth and eats all the rats in the village, this family is a monster!

Huang Doudou felt that his temper was getting more and more irritable, and his personality was getting more and more eccentric, and yesterday Brother Er Niu had to take her to the hospital to see if she was depressed after giving birth, and she was crazy, and now the whole world would become quieter.

"Mother, if you ignore me, I will be very sad." The sound of "popping" footsteps behind him, the small meat ball less than half a meter tall pulled the door open, and the big plush meat ball pounced in, and the two rolled together, laughing and screaming, and the room was noisy.

"Balls, make milk powder by yourself, my mother wants to be quiet." Turning to go downstairs, there was someone in the kitchen sweating profusely making breakfast.

"Huh? Doudou girl, are you awake? Wait a minute, breakfast will be ready soon, you read the book first. ”

Yes, there is also a monster at home, a handsome monster who lives here with a dead face, and is responsible for the diet and daily life of the whole family.

Huang Doudou leaned against the kitchen door, every time he saw this guy with an apron around his neck, his heart hurt and he couldn't breathe, how to get him out?

Three months ago, when Uncle Tian and the others were about to risk their lives to enter the Jiapigou, they were stunned by the scene in front of them, the Jiapigou suddenly shifted the landform, and the original misty ditch became full of desolation, landslides and rocks cracked, and the fog that surrounded them all day long also dissipated without a trace.

Just when everyone was at a loss, a strange man in white clothes hugged Huang Doudou, followed by Tian Erniu, who was covered in blood, and walked out.

The man said that when he went to his relatives, he accidentally fell into the mountain stream of Jiapigou, and accidentally saved Tian Erniu and Huang Doudou, and in the end, Uncle Tian was grateful to Dade for bringing this person back to the village, and Huang Doudou began to have labor pains that night, so he knew a little about medical skills, and was arranged into the delivery room, and later because he could cook first-class food, Uncle Tian begged him to stay and take care of the mother and baby who had just given birth.

"Doudou girl? Are you feeling unwell? A few slender and slender fingers shook back and forth in front of his eyes, hooking back Huang Doudou's distant thoughts, and his handsome face was enlarged in front of him, with a warm smile.

"What for?" Huang Doudou slapped him irritably, but the man flexibly dodged it, carefully pulled out the stool, licked his face and said, "I made you lily porridge, calm your mind, you sit down and I'll bring it to you." ”

Huang Doudou, whose chest was like a big stone blocked, stared at the man, and said word by word with a blue face, "From now on, you don't want to be here, please go!" ”

The man with the porridge had a smile on his face, and after a moment of stunned, he came over, put the porridge on the table, looked at Huang Doudou with clear eyes, and smiled cutely, "The girl still asked me to diagnose and treat it, if the postpartum depression is not treated in time, it will leave sequelae." ”

"Does it have anything to do with you? Who are you? Why should I listen to you? The more he talked, the more angry Huang Doudou finally shouted hysterically, tears were like a sea bursting the embankment, and the man was at a loss and his face was pale.

"Bean...... Beanie. The man hugged the trembling Huang Doudou, hugged him tightly, and kept comforting, "Relax, relax, take a big breath, breathe." ”

God, what did I do wrong to punish me like this? This man hurt me so deeply, how could I smile at him?

"Gintama, can you please leave? Please leave me alone, okay? Pushing the man away, Huang Doudou sat on the chair in prostration, his forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat, and his complexion was distressing.

"Doudou girl, although my surname is Yin, I am not the person you said, maybe I just look like him, so you misunderstood." The man replied in a low voice.

Hehe, Gintama, why bother, I know that my yellow bean can see things that others can't see, isn't the scar on your forehead a trace left by the dzi after it was sunburned?

Taking a deep breath, Huang Doudou stood up, "Look at me, stare into my eyes, now you say it again, if you are a silver soul, you will not die well!" ”