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Seeing the man raise his index finger and middle finger without hesitation, Huang Doudou screamed with a pale face and staggered out of the kitchen. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Huang Doudou, after all, you are still soft-hearted.

A person rushed in from outside the door in a hurry, collided with her, "oops", and before he had time to hold her, Tian Erniu threw the things he was holding in his arms everywhere.

"It's Erniu, I just stewed chicken soup, do you want to serve you a bowl?" When the soybean bean who was hit closed his eyes and waited to fall to the ground, a hand was wrapped around his waist and held it steadily, just like before, with a wide and thick embrace.

Fair-skinned, with distinct joints, and clean hands, Huang Doudou couldn't help but sneer and break free, and said that it was not Gintama, your feet three inches off the ground honestly betrayed you!

Gintama turned sideways unnaturally, avoiding Huang Doudou's gaze about eating people.

Tian Erniu was busy picking up the messy pictorials on the ground, didn't notice the subtlety of the two, and said with a smile, "Hehe, although I have eaten, but Brother Yin's invitation, I will not refuse, hehe, come to a bowl, and bring me a few eggs by the way." The man rushed into the kitchen and sat down at the table, his eyes shining as he waited for Gintama's soup.

This guy, who is missing a string in his head after coming out of the skin groove, has been eating and drinking here for three months, and he is more energetic than what she eats, his face is full of red light, and he has gained a lot of weight.

"Doudou, this Dr. Yin's skills are good, I used to make fried chicken, which caused you to eat too much junk food when you were pregnant, otherwise the balls would not be stranger than other children." Tian Erniu, who was drinking soup and spitting stars in his mouth, was slapped on the back of his head coldly, "Your son is weird, your whole family is weird!" ”

Huang Doudou was furious, and kicked a stack of papers piled under Tian Erniu's feet, "What is this?" ”

"Oh? This one? This is a book for Maruko, which I bought for him in the city on purpose, and it is a bestseller. ”

Can it not be a bestseller? are all stars with heavy makeup, revealing female model pictorials, Tian Erniu, your head is in the water?

Huang Doudou pounded his chest with his fist, spat out a sullen breath, and asked with a sneer, "Brother Erniu, do you think the balls are cute?" “

"Cute, of course cute, otherwise I can be his godfather? Do you think it's Dr. Yin? Gintama, who was standing in a standard housekeeping position, immediately replied with a smile, "Yes, Maruko is cute!" ”

Huang Doudou slashed the knife in the eye, and the panicked Silver Soul quickly stopped laughing, turned around and returned to the stove.

"Brother Erniu, if it were your own son, would you show him this kind of bad reading? Don't tell me that the children's book sellers are dead! "Huang Doudou was so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh, in the mother's womb, my son is a good baby, how can he only land for a hundred days, and he knows that he eats color?

Wiping the oil on his mouth with his sleeve, Tian Erniu smiled and said, "Hehe, with my virtue, I was born as a stupid son, how can I compare with balls?" Don't be angry, just don't read it, I'll go to the city and buy him children's books, okay? ”

"By the way, Brother Yin, this is the book you want, you read it first, ask me if you don't understand something, today is the 100th birthday banquet of the balls, I have to help the handle, Doudou, take the balls to the village office in a while, the big guys are waiting to see it."

Standing up and burping, Tian Erniu craned his neck and looked upstairs, "Hey, godson, go to your godfather's house in a while, your Uncle Tian made you a few toys." ”

At the staircase on the second floor, a person and a dog sat there upright, the ball child blinked his big eyes and nodded with a smile, and threw a flying kiss to Tian Erniu in the air.

I'm angry! The lungs are going to explode! The throat is already smoking!

Soybeans sat down angrily, picked up the porridge on the table and drank it all, the entrance was silky, sweet and soft, the lips and teeth were fragrant, and the eyes widened and looked at the silver soul incredulously, the latter hugged his chest, the smile was light, and the heart of the stabbing soybean twitched suddenly, and the pain spread all over the body.

"Hey, Doudou, some more soup?" Gintama saw Huang Doudou suddenly stand up and run, and couldn't figure out her temper for a while, so he chased her out and shouted.

At the top of the stairs, a fleshy body staggered, and finally went down the stairs, Maruko sat on the ground taking a breath, looking at the gintamia with a confused face and gloating, "Dad, you made my mother angry again!" ”

Gintama picked up the pill, patted his little head and said, "Your mother is angry with me, which proves that she cares about me." ”

The little guy kicked his calf to come down in dissatisfaction, and said, "Don't blame me for not reminding you, you still have a long way to go." As he spoke, he stepped into the kitchen with his short legs, pulled out a wad of paper from the kitchen closet, raised it and asked Gintama, "Do you understand this?" “

The smile of the silver soul immediately disappeared from Jun's face, and he took out a copy from it with a frown, and said with a wry smile, "Golden Cicada, I can't understand it at all, this is much more difficult than drawing a soul talisman." ”

In Gintama's hand, a refrigerator manual and maintenance guide were all circled by him with a pen.

There is still a stack of manuals for various household appliances in the hand of the ball, although Huang Doudou's family is poor, and there is not even a decent household appliance, Gintama still secretly wants to study it carefully with Tian Erniu, and to survive in the human world, self-study is the only way out.

When he saw the electric light at Uncle Tian's house, the frightened Silver Soul thought that he had chased back the black spirit sealed in another space, and studied the electric light for a long time, but he didn't understand why this hot guy was glowing.

Gintama felt that he had lived 21,000 years in vain, and although the time underground was not so boring, why was this parallel space not what he remembered?

Take the cooker as an example, under the high trust of Uncle Tian, he volunteered to boil porridge for soybeans and beans to eat, when he was ready to add firewood to the stove pit, he didn't find where the stove pit was, and finally under the demonstration of Tian Erniu, he learned to use the liquefied gas tank, I heard that the power is very strong, and it is easy to be injured if he doesn't get it right.

"Dad, it seems that the two of us are here, and we have to suffer a lot!" Maruko sympathetically hugged Gintama, sucked his little nose and went out.

"Stop, what are you going to do?" I don't know when Huang Doudou stood at the door, pinching his waist with both hands, looking like a tigress.

The little short leg hadn't taken a few steps, and when he looked back at his mother-in-law with a blue face, he immediately put on a grievance look, and his little mouth was about to cry, "Hold it back, do you dare to cry as a man?" ”

"Mother, you are so fierce, Maruko is afraid!" Huang Doudou held his forehead, took a deep breath and said, "Okay, it's my mother's mistake, may I ask Maruko, where are you going to go?" ”

Huang Doudou didn't hear the conversation between the two of them in the kitchen, just now he was tidying up the room upstairs, and turned out a few books left by Huang Dami, wanting to teach this little guy with a strong "thirst for knowledge".

"Well, I'll start learning this today, and I'll check every night, and I'm not allowed to eat if I can't memorize it." Threw over a few yellowed booklets, and picked them up and took a look, "Death Mantra", "Feng Shui Kan Public Opinion" and a few tattered thread-bound books, the balls were not interested, it seems that his mother didn't know that his mana was sealed, and when he became an adult, what are these pediatrics!

Sticking out his little tongue, he glanced at Huang Doudou with big eyes, and said with a wrinkled face, "Mother, I want to read your villain book locked in the cabinet." ”

Huang Doudou is a fan of Japanese comics, since the death of her parents, all the comic books have been locked in a wooden cabinet by her, and there is a thick layer of ash on them.

How did this ghost son know about the books locked in the cabinet? Does he have clairvoyant eyes? Huang Doudou's suspicious gaze fell on the silent Silver Soul on the side, huh? What was he staring at?

Among the several books that were spread out on the ground by the balls, a thin piece of paper was sandwiched between them, Huang Doudou picked it up, brushed the folds with his hand, looked at Gintama suspiciously, and said, "Do you want to see this?" ”