Chapter 18: Collective Disappearance
"Xiaoha, come back!" When she came to the yard, Huang Doudou looked at Huang Shang, her cousin, the third uncle's own son, who was hanging on the gate in surprise and sloppy and fighting with the beggar. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"How did you do this?"
Killing Matt "Bah" spat on the ground, very dissatisfied with Huang Doudou's attitude towards him, but he is also a member of this family, and now he can't even enter the door.
"You take care of me, open the door, I'm going to go in!" Huang Shang, who is sixteen years old this year, has an education level that is the fifth grade of primary school, and he has been abducted and deceived by Huang Laosan everywhere very early.
This disgusting Bala's name turned out to be given by Huang Dami, for a long time, Huang Doudou didn't understand his father's approach, did he dislike himself for being a girl?
"Humph!" Huang Doudou pulled the latch in disgust, turned around and walked into the house, there was still someone in the room who was unconscious, how could he have time to talk nonsense with this killer Matt!
"Hey, little fat man, what's wrong with your hair?" Leng Buding made a sound, which startled Huang Shang, jumped down from the iron gate and didn't stand firmly, and fell to the ground with a fart, almost boneless.
"Who, you? Get out of the way! Huang Shang, who was on his back on the ground, had not yet turned over, and a child jumped up on his fat belly, looking curiously at his non-mainstream hairstyle.
"Who are you? Why does it smell of urine? Maruko sniffed, covered his mouth and nose in disgust, and turned around and shouted to Xiaoha, "Xiaoha, come here, you smell this little fat man, does it smell like your hometown?" ”
Xiao Ha licked Huang Shang's big face vigorously, and the itchy little fat man kept begging for mercy, and after a while, his face was full of snot, tears and sweat, and he was stinking to death.
Xiao Maruko had already hid far away, taking advantage of Huang Doudou to take care of Gintama, and walked towards the village below the mountain with his little buttocks, today is his 100-day banquet, why hasn't anyone come up to invite him?
"Hey, Erniu Dad, are you at home? Uncle Tian? Lying on the big willow tree outside the wall of Uncle Tian's house, Maruko stretched his neck to look in, there was no one at home, and he climbed down a little depressed, and then Xiaoha also ran over to meet him, with something in his mouth.
The ball sitting on the ground patted Xiaoha's head, and with a "click", he spit out a shiny stone from his mouth, dark red all over, facing the sun, and he could clearly see that there was a black shadow inside, very thin and small.
"Xiao Ha is so good, the little fat man didn't find out, right? Haha, I knew you would understand what I was thinking. The ball-child affectionately touched Xiaoha's head melon, lit some stones, frowned like a hill, pouted and hid the stone in his diaper.
"Oh, it's a shame, why didn't you run out without pants, and go back and let my mother know that it's time to scold me again!" Now the ball child, who only found himself covered with a diaper on his body, returned to normal in less than five seconds after being sad, and walked towards the village office with his little hands on his back.
The stone on the little fat man's body, if he guessed correctly, should be from the Yin Si Three Souls Temple, how could it be in his hands? Sure enough, as soon as Daddy left, the little ghost there began to dump his family property, and when he went home, he must tell his father, and when he returned to Yinsi, he sold them all far away, and never went back to the underworld, hum!
The village is in the middle of the village, I heard that the day before he was born, there were zombies in the ancient well in the east of the village, and his second cow father almost became a white zombie, and the curious Maruko child secretly visited there one night a few days ago, and was about to jump into the well to find out, but was grabbed by the silver soul who came with him, slapped on the little buttocks, and carried it back.
Fortunately, my mother slept to death, otherwise I would have to talk about myself again. "Want Want!" Xiao Ha bit his diaper and pulled it back, Maruko looked up and looked around, oops, thinking about it, why did he go to the ancient well again, I won't go on an adventure today, Erniu's father said that he made a super large cake for himself, I have to hurry up and see, what does this guy called a cake look like!
The climate of Tianjiawan is rare in the north, compared with the yellow calendar, it is now the early autumn season, the crops in the field are ripe, but the weather is called a hot, hot pills are dizzy, and then simply carried by Xiao Ha to the village mansion, which is empty, quiet and terrible!
"Huh? Where have all the people gone? Didn't you say you were going to make me a 100-day feast? Pushing the door in, Maruko, who was not dominant in height, had to climb onto the table and glanced around, there were tables and chairs neatly placed on the ground, melon seeds and cigarettes were also stacked on plates, and there was still a fire in the kitchen pit, but it had been burning for half a day, and the spark was not big, and all signs showed that at least a quarter of an hour ago, there were still many people busy here.
"Xiaoha, you have a smart nose, smell everywhere, and see if there are any clues." Maruko, who was wearing a diaper, sat cross-legged on the table, holding her cheek with one hand, thinking seriously with a serious face.
In less than a minute, Xiao Ha, who ran out, screamed "Wangwang", his voice sounded very angry, and the wrinkled little face of the pill immediately came to his senses when he heard it, and he floated down from the table with a breath, but unfortunately his mana was limited, and he fell down before he reached the door, and rolled out.
There were two big bags on his head, and the ball child was strong and did not shed a single tear, and rushed to Xiaoha, behind a firewood pile, squatting a little girl with a muddy face, who looked to be seven or eight years old.
“…… Hi! …… Who are you? Maruko tidied up her diapers, stood up straight and asked politely.
The little girl actually laughed, not the innocent smile of a child, the smile was sinister and cunning, and the soft voice was very unfriendly, "...... You're alive! ”
This is not a question, so the ball child nodded heavily, "Yes, I'm alive, are you a dead ghost?" It's a pity, you died at such a young age, you must not have seen Meixi's latest swimsuit show! ”
The muddy face was confused by his words, and he was stunned for a long time before he reacted, "What are you talking nonsense?" I ask you, why is your soul not hurt when I have burned your soul with fire? “
“…… Big Bad! So you're the big bad! After ten seconds, the honest ball child commented on this person, lifted his diaper by the way, put on a posture that could escape at any time, stared at the little mud face and asked, "Hey! Big bad, did everyone in this village eat all of them? And my birthday cake? Hurry up and spit it out for me, or ......"
"How else?" The muddy face was confused by the balls, and his voice was obviously raised several degrees, and the person slowly walked out from behind the pyre, with a bright sharp knife in his hand.
"Otherwise, I'll let Xiaoha bite you, you big villain!" The moment the clever Maruko pulled out the knife in the mud face, he turned around and twisted his little ass to run away, pushing his faithful playmate, Xiao Ha, out.
The mud face obviously didn't expect Xiao Ha to be so cruel and violent, while Xiao Ha was chasing her all over the village, Maruko went back to the back of the firewood pile, kicked the soil on the ground with his little foot, and muttered to himself, "This looks like the soul-nourishing soil in front of the Three Souls Temple, the little ghosts really rebelled, and even the soil at home was cut out and resold, I have to go back to see, otherwise my father and mother will go back in the future, and there will be no place to live." ”
If you leave like this, your mother will definitely go crazy, and you should leave a mark for your mother.
Maruko looked around sneakily and smiled, "No one!" "Lift one leg, take out the little pepper, learn to leave a bubble of urine in Xiaoha, and then disappear into the dirt pit.