Huang Doudou folded the piece of paper a few times, stuffed it into his trouser pocket, and looked at Gintama mockingly, "I want to see myself get it." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" turned upstairs and said as he walked, "Maruko, you stay at home honestly, don't think I don't know, you want to go to the village to bully other children again, please give me normal, today is the hundredth day of your birth!" ”

"Mother, I said it, as of today, I am just 12,368 years old, and I am already an adult." The little milk baby protested strongly.

“…… Okay, this old man, may I ask you which adult have you seen wearing open crotch pants and holding a bottle to drink? “

“…… Belch...... This one...... Mother, why do you keep bullying me, you are not well-behaved at all, fierce old woman, I like the old Doudou, woo, you are so bad, mother! Xiao Laipi, who cried when he didn't agree with him, rubbed his snot and tears all on the silver soul who coaxed him, and he didn't scold the handsome guy disgustingly.

"Humph!" Huang Doudou sneered, looked at the two people hugging in front of him, and roared fiercely, "Who did I worship like this?" The soybean bean in the past, dead, you know, dead! ”

The grievances in my heart poured up, Huang Doudou ran back to the house and lay on the bed, covering his head with a pillow and crying suppressedly, how to live this messy life!

In the position of the dantian in the abdomen, a cool airflow flows slowly, just like drinking a cup of sweet spring to relieve the heat on a hot day, moisturizing every pore, every acupuncture point, and the whole body is comfortable, so that the soybeans are intoxicated and greedily absorbed.

It's been a long time since I've been so relaxed, Huang Doudou turned over comfortably, and felt as if someone was blowing in her ears, she immediately opened her eyes vigilantly, the room was quiet, there was no one, look at the wall clock on the wall, it's more than ten o'clock in the morning.

The pillow towel was wet for a long time, probably because he fell asleep after crying, Huang Doudou smiled bitterly and rubbed his temples, he was too sensitive, and the plants and trees were all soldiers.

Jumping out of bed barefoot, he didn't think that his body was crooked, but he flew up lightly, Huang Doudou screamed, couldn't control the direction, and flew out along the open window.

Outside the window is a lush green bamboo forest, passing the tip of the bamboo, Huang Doudou quickly hugged the bamboo stem, and when she was frightened, she heard someone shouting at her feet.

"Doudou, hold on, I'll save you!"

When Huang Doudou was stunned, he saw a ladder leaning against the bamboo trunk, and the silver soul trembled and climbed up the ladder.

Wait, Lord Ghost, are you going to climb up and save me? If I'm not mistaken, you could have braved the wind a few months ago, right?

Gintama was probably afraid of heights, and when he climbed halfway, he trembled, his face was pale, and he didn't dare to look down, "Doudou, don't worry, the ladder is a little short, I'll find a longer one, you wait for me!" ”

Huang Doudou has a black line, Nima, big brother, are you taking revenge on me? I'm not scared like you three meters above the ground now, are you still that old ghost?

The soybeans that rubbed down the bamboo stem little by little, and when the silver soul came back with a bigger ladder in a panic, he had already found a shady place to blow the wind. Looking at the sweaty Silver Soul, Huang Doudou beckoned to him with a straight face and motioned to come and sit.

"Gintama, I don't know what price you're paying to show your figure, but why are you doing this? What do you want to do lurking around me? Push me into the fire pit again? No, I just felt that there was someone in my ears, are you going to play new tricks again? Is it a fox demon or a wolf demon this time? ”

Seeing that the silver soul closed his mouth tightly and didn't speak, Huang Doudou was even more angry, the whole embroidered pillow, did you feed the dogs with those heavenly skills?

"Hey, you're dumb?" Suddenly feeling that something was missing beside him, Huang Doudou looked sideways and was startled, only to see that what came out of the pale face of the silver soul was not sweat, but bright red blood, flowing down his neck, and the whole person was like a blood gourd.

"Gintama, what's wrong with you?" The frightened Doudou hurriedly pounced, the Gintama body shook, the two fell to the ground, in a panic, the two soft lips of the Doudou covered the thin lips of the Gintama, and in an instant, Doudou's heart began to jump "bang".

"Mother, are you playing kissing? I want it too! A soft and glutinous child's voice behind him, the frightened Huang Doudou quickly flashed aside, "Stinky boy, I'm not careful." ”

The bloody man on the ground was unconscious, Huang Doudou was dumbfounded, and asked in a trembling voice as he pulled the ball, "Take a look, is this bastard dead?" ”

The ball, who cried without saying a word, didn't even look at it, twisted his little butt and ran back to the house, and after a while took out a big black umbrella, "Mother, open it." ”

"Mother, can't you see ghosts? Haven't you noticed a yin aura on your father's head these days? Lying on Huang Doudou's back, the little meatball said in a thin voice.

It took six basins of water to wipe the blood off the silver soul's face, Huang Doudou wiped his sweat, looked at the black umbrella covering his face and asked, "I'm not omnipotent, what kind of yin qi do you look at in the blue sky and white day?" He tugged at the black umbrella with his hand and asked, "Maruko, where did this umbrella come from?" ”

"Mother, don't hate your father, in order to live with you, he forcibly reduced his 20,000 years of cultivation on his body, the original ghost god who galloped in the Three Realms is now not as good as a mortal, and besides, I think he seems to have just used mana, otherwise he wouldn't be so powerful."

"This umbrella has his essence and blood in it, which can protect him from the sun, so this is very important to him, don't lose it, and also, you have to be gentle with your father, he, like me, is a newborn to this world, and there are many things I don't understand!"

Huang Doudou's heart was in a mess, whether the words of the dumplings were true or not, it was a fact that Gintama was bleeding and sweating and was in a coma, what did this old ghost want? Tossing and turning so much, just for that unavoidable fate?

"Mother, there's a sneaky guy at the gate, do you need me to let Xiaoha bite him?" Biting the ball on his finger, he blinked his big eyes and said with a wicked smile on his face.

Huang Doudou, who was guarding the silver soul in the shade of the tree, heard this, looked up and looked around, there was not even a ghost shadow at the back door here, and immediately put on a straight face and said, "Children are not allowed to lie, where is there anyone?" ”

"Isn't that right? The big fat man is fatter than Grandpa Tian's three fat, and his eyes are not as big as the three fat, well, he is much taller than the three fat, and he will climb over the wall. What Maruko said at a glance was the same as the truth, and Huang Doudou was even more convinced that this ghost had clairvoyant eyes, and couldn't help but be vigilant, thinking that the previous Gintama could see into her thoughts, she suddenly felt a little uncomfortable and distressed.

Who's at the door? Fatter than Uncle Tian's pigs, with small eyes that can climb the wall, how can he look like the yellow ...... of the third uncle's family Still?

"Maruko, hurry up and carry the Gintama into the house, and my mother will take a look." The little hand of the Maruko child was raised, and the sleeping Gintama was slowly lifted up by a ball of blue light, and entered the house through the window.

Looking at Gintama's pale and colorless handsome face, Huang Doudou had a complicated mood and couldn't calm down for a long time, so he carefully covered him with a quilt and turned around and went downstairs.

Xiao Ha had already rushed to the front line of the battle, and his beautiful big tail had turned into a big brush with thorns today, standing upright, staring at the fat hanging on the big iron gate with bared teeth.

“…… Huang Doudou, you stinky girl, where did you get the wild dog, hurry up and drive away, dare to bite Huang Shang's ass, I don't want to live! On the big squeaky iron gate that was pressed, a tattered-clad and dirty Kill Matt yelled at Huang Doudou.