These two dollars are hard to come by, and we are planning how to develop the maximum value of it! Six people brainstormed, gave full play to their own ingenuity, and thought of various ways, such as two yuan to buy four packs of spicy strips, a pack of about 25, four packs is 100, this month to stay up for two days, we probably need to eat five meals, a total of six people, then 100 divided by 5 and then divided by 6, each person can eat 3 and a half spicy strips per meal, after scientific and accurate calculation and analysis, the six of us invariably raised their hands to oppose this proposal; For example, you can buy two packs of dry instant noodles for two yuan, soak the noodles first, and distribute them to everyone one by one, leaving the seasoning packets at the end. For example, for two yuan, you can go to the school cafeteria and buy a piece of rice, stuff all the rice into a bucket on the water dispenser, and soak it all the time, so that we have a bucket of rice porridge, which is a little thinner, but it is better than drinking plain water......

In our dormitory, we have tragically regressed to the survival mode of primitive society, strictly adhering to the principle of equal distribution, and the final decision of primitive society is decided by the elders, because the elders know more. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info The elder of our dormitory, that must be the "Internet ghost", the original name of the Internet ghost is Zhang Zhaomin, the oldest among us, the reason why it is called "Internet ghost" is because this elder loves to learn, in order to learn all kinds of witchcraft in various online games - uh, no, it's fairy art, he once fought in the Internet café for three days and two nights without closing his eyes, and almost cultivated to the heavens! He also knows yin and yang gossip, and there has always been a book of thousands of pages thick "Zhou Yi" on the shelf, and what is even more exaggerated is that he also likes to keep a goatee, and it is really intolerable for him not to be an elder!

The elder finally spoke, and he proposed a blood-pumping plan, using these two yuan to buy a two-color ball lottery ticket, which can get up to 10 million. The net ghost said, Zhou Yi's content is broad and profound, and it is very mysterious, and the master can calculate the winning number of the two-color ball according to Zhou Yili's gossip diagram. Wow! We're already going crazy with hunger, and we're going crazy about money!

He also said that according to the principle of balance in the Book of Changes, there will be blessings and curses in life, and there will be blessings in life, and we are already on the verge of dying, so there must be some great blessings waiting for us in front of us, and these two dollars are estimated to be a hint from God. Wow! We are about to faint from hunger, and we are about to hallucinate, as if we have seen 10 million beckoning to us, and each person can get more than one million after deducting taxes, so we will win and marry Bai Fumei and go to the peak of life......

Hearing the words of the net ghost, the six of us immediately returned to the light. So what are you waiting for, hurry up and go! So the six of them walked out of the dormitory hungry and went to the lottery betting station.

The owner of the lottery betting shop saw six young men come in, a little delighted, these young people in modern times are very generous, thinking that this time is also a big deal. When we spent more than half an hour carefully selecting the seven-digit number and handing it to the boss along with a dollar bill and two pentagonal steel plates, the boss had a sense of surprise on his face, and he took the crumpled one-dollar to look at it again and again, and asked us if we could still spend this money? Several of our heads nodded vigorously like pounding garlic: Yes, yes! Definitely can......

With "10 million" in our pockets, we hurried back to the dormitory, locked the door, closed the window, adjusted the alarm on the mobile phone to half past nine in the evening, turned off the mobile phone, covered the quilt and entered a state of hibernation, waiting to watch the live broadcast of the two-color ball at night......

In my dreams, I have eaten all the big fish and prawns, but I am still very hungry, which shows that daydreaming is really unreliable, and I put all my expectations on dreaming at night! The alarm clock finally went off, and a few of us woke up from a short hibernation and got out of bed one after another. I'm glad I made it to the night, or my share of the money would have been split by these stinky boys.

Pick up the mobile phone, use the lottery ticket in your hand against the current lottery number of the two-color ball, and repeatedly check it n times, unexpectedly! Unexpectedly! I didn't even hit a single number! We suspected that there was something wrong with the mobile phone display, and we went to the dormitory next door, borrowed someone else's mobile phone to look at the prize number, and after confirming that it was correct, the hearts of the six of us instantly fell into the ice cellar! Damn, who said woe is blessed?

Misfortune is not a single line, I pestered the net ghost, yelling at him to compensate me for the rice soup, but he refused, so I had to crawl to bed and then hibernate, I didn't have the extra strength to keep yelling with him. When the last straw was broken, I recovered a little bit of my sanity from hunger, remembering that the book "Zhou Yi" on the screen ghost had long been covered with a layer of dust, and remembering that the time the ghost saw the eighth page, and never saw him touch the book again, I regretted it! If what the netghost said really works, then it's really a hell of a life!

After almost hibernation for a day and a night, I only drank a few large glasses of water, but I was still strong enough to see the dawn of the next day. The netghost is probably weak-hearted, afraid that we will really starve to death, and he will bear certain legal responsibility, so he climbed out of bed early in the morning and called the people in the dormitory one by one to see if we were still alive.

He cautiously woke me up and told me to be patient and patient, I told him that I should not be patient, I want to eat spicy strips, I want to eat instant noodles, I want to drink rice porridge, the raretest and thinnest kind! He reluctantly walked away......

I'm still thinking about whether to make up my mind to eat the trouser belt, and finally decided not to eat it, the trouser belt is now artificial leather, how can it be compared with the leather belt eaten during the Red Army's Long March, on the road to enduring hunger and hunger, our current situation is more miserable than the Red Army back then! Ay~

I was disheartened and scared that my stomach would digest my intestines, and that was it! So I decided to gnaw on my nails to satisfy my hunger, I first gnawed on the nails of my little finger, and looked at the slender nails on my little fingers, I was overjoyed, I had not cut them for four months. I gnawed very carefully, because I was afraid of smelling the meat, so I accidentally gnawed my whole little finger into my stomach......

I gnaw carefully and cleanly, and the nails I have gnawed on are better than those cut with nail clippers, and they look not only neat but also clean (uh, disgusting)! When I was sure that there was no room left on my pinky fingernail for me to nibble on, and I was about to make my way to my ring finger, the head of our dormitory had an idea to satisfy my hunger, and he said that we could go to the free tasting counter of the big supermarket and eat enough! Damn, this "slut", why didn't you come up with it earlier, don't eat nail covers, go to the supermarket right away! I'm going to try everything I can, even poison, I'm hungry enough to swallow a whole elephant!"

Our head of the dormitory is named Li Hui, a male creature full of feminine tones in this name, a native of Shuozhou, Shanxi, who speaks fluent Shuozhou Mandarin, and always has a ruffian flavor in his humor, I still can't hear the difference between his pronunciation of "Yong" and "Yun", and once suspected that my ears were not good. This time, under his wise leadership, we walked out of the school again, almost touching the ground!

Out of the school gate we realized that there are some small supermarkets near the school, which are free to see, how can there be any free tasting, and the nearest large supermarket to us, even if you take the bus are still 10 stops! If we have the money to take the bus, then I might as well buy a bag of spicy noodles to eat!

Six people stood stupidly in front of the bus stop, watching the buses coming and going, and one by one coming up and down, looking forward to seeing ......