Chapter 3: The Wedding Reception
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We wandered through the crowd like zombies, our hunger multiplied the gravity of today, and the soles of our feet were heavy, and I struggled to walk, walking like an old ox plowing the ground. Seeing a little money scattered in the beggar's bowl on the side of the street, I won't leave, the beggars are better off than us, and I will take a broken bowl to ask for food. The chief kicked me and said, "Hurry up and let Lao Tzu go", I said I won't go, or you will kick me away, of course he won't do this, he himself is almost unable to walk, how can he have the strength to keep kicking me.
Another roommate in the dormitory, Kaizi, whose full name is Wang Kai, took a cigarette out of his pocket and gave me one to refresh me. Good guy, I don't have any money to eat, this guy still has a few hibiscus kings in the cabinet, but it's a pity that the cigarettes can't be full, I don't know why this guy bought so much in the first place, it's really a sin! I smoked when he gave it to me, and it was better to smoke with a cigarette than without one, and the other smokers also asked him for one. Forget it, don't go, don't go, don't go, squat down and smoke first.
In between our cigarettes, we heard the sound of crackling firecrackers, and from a distance, a hotel was holding a wedding banquet, and the head of the housekeeper flashed again, his eyes lit up, and told us that we didn't need to go to the supermarket, and he took us to have a big meal!
We looked at the direction he was looking at, and each understood in our hearts, and instantly understood what he was referring to, and without thinking about it, we threw away the unfinished cigarettes in our hands and stood up, "Ah, let's go, let's go!" ”
When we all tacitly decided to go to someone else's wedding banquet to eat, our bodies were suddenly like divine help, and our faces were radiant, and the soles of our feet were like a layer of olive oil, and we soon slipped to the front of the restaurant. This is the first time I've gone to someone else's wedding banquet to eat, and I would never do such a brazen thing in the past, but a man can bend and stretch, this time and that time, no matter what it is like at that time, at this time it is the king to fill your stomach first.
In front of the hotel is full of welcoming convoys, the store is decorated with a grand and festive atmosphere, looking at this pomp and circumstance is not bad for us a few people, the relatives and friends of the newlyweds come and go, we also mixed into the hotel, found a bright place to sit down with peace of mind.
There is no one I know in the whole hotel, I was still apprehensive, the head of the dormitory said don't panic, the man will think that we are from the woman's family, the woman will think that we are from the man's family, so that no one will know who we are, they are busy with life, who has the heart to doubt your identity. In addition, it is impossible for all the relatives and friends they invited to arrive, and it will be a waste if they don't eat the banquet that has been booked, so we help to digest and digest it, and also contribute to the rational use of national resources, and by the way, help the host's family to set off the atmosphere of the wedding banquet. Hearing him say this, I feel that we are sorry for the country if we don't eat this meal!
Before the main meal, we had already swept the desserts and drinks on the table, and the other guests at the table had a slight dissatisfaction on their faces, but they didn't say anything, and we didn't have the energy to spare our minds to care about their feelings, we had been possessed by the starving ghost for almost two days, and we only wanted to expel "hunger" from my body. I stuffed two bananas, an orange, and a dessert into my stomach in one go, and it was much more comfortable, and it was good to have food to eat, better than a fingernail!
The main meal does not start until the wedding ceremony of the newlyweds is over, which will presumably the groom to pick up the relatives, and we will be in the long process of looking forward to the stars, the moon, and the meal, "Why hasn't the groom come yet...... Why hasn't Sina come yet...... Why didn't the groom come to ......?" I saw that the groom was thick-eyed and big-eyed, handsome and chic, tall and handsome, well-dressed, glorious and new, and talented...... A thousand words can't wipe out my heart knot that eats other people's short mouths! He strode over to a man and handed over the rose in his hand! Uh--I read it wrong, it turns out that he is the best man, and the one who receives the flowers is the groom!
As for the image of the bridegroom? Forget it, don't mention it on a big day, how sad it hurts to depict it! I have to describe it in elegant terms, which kind of person is the kind of person who is wide in heart and fat, and extremely intelligent.
As for the bride, she really has a bit of a posture, and her face is very delicate and graceful. This time I read that right, I was sure that she was the bride, because the groom was holding her hand all the time. Seeing this situation, at this moment, I have to sincerely regret that it is a combination of a pair of beauties and beasts. I couldn't help but mourn in my heart for three minutes, and the eulogy: Damn, a good cabbage has been arched by a pig again!
Escorted by the groomsmen and bridesmaids, the groom and bride walked on the red carpet in the middle with solemn steps, holding hands and crossing the "door of love" built in the center.
They walked on stage, the wedding ceremony officially began, and the emcee's mouth was like being soaked in a honey pot and cultivated for five hundred years, and they were about to cultivate into "saccharin", which was incredibly sweet and amazing! In the banquet, several single girls were moved, their eyes were shining, full of infinite longing and beauty, and they couldn't wait to go out immediately to pull a man on the road to marry themselves.
I listened to the master of ceremonies and felt like a layer of honey was sprayed in my ears, and I was so tired of panicking! I held the last half of the orange in my hand, and I slowly took a sip, I liked the collision between the orange and the tongue, it was refreshing and natural, and my attention was also diverted from the atmosphere of the wedding. I remembered the first time I attended a friend's wedding, I was still in my second year of high school, and it was very fresh to receive an invitation from a friend, and I couldn't imagine that my classmates who had been in school together would become grooms after two years, and I was so surprised that I was a little frightened! Needless to say, he must not have reached the legal age of marriage, just because he was really not suitable for studying, he dropped out of school early and entered the society, and his family arranged a marriage for him. My high school career has always been in a situation of cracking down on the phenomenon of early love, for him puppy love is a fart, he is married, it is really avant-garde! It's so naïve and unfair......
I just think about it casually, I have never envied others getting married, and it is not necessarily a good thing to get married too early and face premature family responsibilities. Later, the number of weddings I attended gradually increased, and the process of each wedding was similar, and the more I went, the numbness, and the more numbness, the boredom, I think I would definitely get married in a very special way in the future, I don't want to waste my life on some very boring things, and I have to pull a large group of people to be bored with me-eh? It doesn't seem like what I'm trying to say, but it's the one that fits my heart the most, and there are some things that I often can't even describe myself, which is a very weird feeling.
Bored to the point of convulsions, I reluctantly put the last bite of orange into my stomach, and then asked Kaizi for a cigarette, planning to go out to smoke a cigarette to pass the time, and go to the bathroom by the way. In the past two days, I have drunk water, as if I have diabetes, and I want to go to the toilet.
The hotel attendant showed me the general direction of the toilet, which was in the hallway behind a door, and I followed the direction she pointed me to.
I walked to the door and was about to open the door, before my hand touched the door, the door was pushed open from the outside, I subconsciously shrank back, but I still couldn't dodge, and a person rammed into a person from outside the door, and hit the bridge of my nose with a head, "Oh-ah-" An irrepressible swelling pain began to spread from the nasal cavity, quickly enveloping my entire head, and my eyes were golden!