After returning home at night, in order to make room for Sister Haring, I had to move out all the things in the room that I usually used to pile up clutter, simply put, to do a thorough cleaning, and when all the work was done, it was almost early in the morning. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Liang Yifu originally wanted to continue to stay up late to play games, but the cleaning made his body tired, and he really didn't have the energy to stay up late.

The next morning, the two brothers returned to Jishantang with sleepy eyes, and today it was very surprising that Uncle Qin arrived early as scheduled? Broke the record of his old man being late for 8 days in a row.

While eating breakfast, Uncle Qin was watching the movie he had just downloaded, and found that the two apprentices were coming, and after glancing at them, he said, "Come, it's all ready for you early, eh?" Why didn't my aunt come? ”。

Qin Ide yawned and said, "She is still sleeping, and she didn't dare to wake her up." Uncle Qin nodded and asked, "Why is the wall of the courtyard broken?" When I came over in the morning, I heard from a neighbor nearby, "We really want someone to fly in the sky last night, what the hell is going on?" ”。

When Liang Yifu heard this, he sighed, sat on the sofa with a bag of buns, and then said with a depressed face: "It's Lao Lu's daughter-in-law and Aunt Ma's grandmother who are fighting."

Uncle Qin was stunned for a moment and asked, "What?" Which old Lu? It's all up to the sky, aren't you afraid of making a big deal out of it?" Qin Ide sat next to Liang Yifu and said while eating steamed buns: "Here's the thing...", Qin Ide told Uncle Qin what happened yesterday as it was. After hearing this, Uncle Qin looked at Qin Aide dumbfounded and said, "I said that you kid is really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers, you know that the black impermanence is a well-known strange woman in the underworld."

Uncle Qin looked at Liang Yifu and said with a serious face: "Stinky boy, don't you want to mess around, you actually go to the Internet café to play games during working hours, forget it, I won't train you, hurry up and practice my internal qi after eating."

After hearing this, Liang Yifu asked curiously: "I said Uncle Qin, don't you usually let me go out to sweep the yard?" Why did you let me practice internal qi this time? That's a rare thing."

Uncle Qin picked up a pack of facial tissues on the table and threw it at Liang Yifu, and shouted at the same time: "Just your poor mouth, I think you kid must be lazy and haven't practiced, don't forget what you two are going to do tonight, if you two come back with Gu poison, it won't be tossing your uncle and my old bones when the time comes."

Liang Yifu took the tissue that Uncle Qin threw over, took out a piece of tissue from it, wiped his mouth, and then put on a smiling face and said: "Look at what you always say is so exaggerated, you can rest assured that I will never cause trouble to you."

Uncle Qin looked at Liang Yifu, stopped talking, shook his head and said, "Let me ask you two, do you have any plans?" Go catch that ghost Gu squirm tonight, you kid shouldn't go to catch ghosts like you usually do." After Uncle Qin finished speaking, he put on a shocked expression.

Liang Yifu said with a smile: "How is this possible, uncle, don't worry, after I finished watching "Pengcheng Special Events" in the afternoon, I will go over with my junior brother to get a few traps in case of accidents." Uncle Qin listened to Liang Yifu's words and asked curiously: "What kind of program did you say "Pengcheng Special Events" was?" What's so nice, you hurry up and go to work for me after lunch, I'm always procrastinating."

Liang Yifu heard that Uncle Qin was smoothly diverted by himself, and he was still thinking just now, in case Uncle Qin asked himself, what type of rune formations are included in this trap, how can he answer this, you must know that you haven't studied the formation at all since last night. Liang Yifu was ready to speak. Thinking of Qin Ide's 'fluttering' smile at this time, he recalled the content of yesterday's show, he looked at Uncle Qin and said: "Uncle Qin, you will see what is going on later, the three of us are on TV, but unfortunately we didn't show up."

Uncle Qin became even more curious when he heard Qin Aide's words, why did he get on an unknown show? And he didn't show up, what kind of person is this called being on TV? Uncle Qin coughed dryly and said, "Okay, I'll take a look later, I said why are you kid still stunned, let me go inside to practice internal qi." Liang Yifu said this to Liang Yifu, and after hearing this, Liang Yifu walked to the inner room, sat cross-legged on the sofa bed, closed his eyes and silently recited the mantra and entered the spiritual world to cultivate internal qi.

Uncle Qin saw that Liang Yifu went to practice honestly, and after nodding, suddenly he covered his chest, his brows were tightened, and he couldn't help coughing, Qin Ed saw this and hurriedly went over and patted Uncle Qin's back, after Uncle Qin waved his hand, he found that his mouth was full of blood coughed up from his trachea, Uncle Qin hurriedly swallowed this mouthful of blood into his stomach, and cleaned his mouth with saliva, for fear that he would reveal a flaw after opening his mouth.

Qin Ide asked eagerly: "Uncle Qin, are you okay, why have you been coughing all the time lately?" Have you seen a doctor? ”。 Uncle Qin nodded and said, "Look, I just have a chronic bronchitis, and I'm taking medicine, so there's no big problem." After Uncle Qin finished speaking, he glanced at Qin Aide and found that this kid did not doubt his words, and continued: "Xiaode, about the leakage of your internal qi, yesterday I went through all the ancient books at home, and I didn't mention your situation, I think your situation is related to the ghost heart in your body", Uncle Qin sighed when he said this. Uncle Qin still didn't dare to tell Qin Ed about the side effects of the 'ghost heart' in his body.

Qin Edra sat down on a stool opposite Uncle Qin and said, "Uncle Qin, don't worry too much about me, anyway, this ghost heart hasn't caused me much trouble now, basically I can live like an ordinary person, but your illness has to be treated quickly, you keep coughing like this, I want to cough twice when I look at it."

After Uncle Qin smiled slightly, he nodded and whispered: "Tonight you are going to catch the 'Ghost Gu Knock Cell', although we haven't determined whether it is this kind of ghost yet, but it can only be regarded as it, you will draw more 'Fire Breaking Demon Talisman' and 'Qiankun Demon Suppression Talisman', as well as 'Xunfeng Breaking Evil Talisman', the latter two talismans You can't draw a strengthened talisman now, just draw an ordinary one, this kind of ' I haven't dealt with the ghost Gu brother before, but he is also a kind of Gu art, he is half an entity, you must trap him, and then attack with fire, it has a good effect."

Qin Ide nodded hurriedly when he heard Uncle Qin's instructions, and then said: "Actually, I have learned more than half of the high-level talismans yesterday, and I know all the ordinary 88 kinds of talismans, I don't know how, I have a very familiar feeling with these talismans."

When Uncle Qin heard Qin Aide's words, the shocked expression on his face flashed, and then he said: "You are really very talented, you are not wrong as a teacher, I remember that my dead father said that when he was learning talismans, he was in a similar situation to you, he is a genius like you, look at my current Taoism, I am afraid that he does not even have eighty percent of his old man's Taoism." Uncle Qin raised his head and recalled his father, and after a while, he looked at Qin Aide and said: "However, you remember to use your brain more, these talismans were all figured out by the ancestor himself in the past, no matter how different this talisman is, it can't escape a change of yin and yang of the five elements, with your wisdom and time, you should be able to make a few original talismans, let's talk about this today, I forgot the medicine at home, now go back and get it."

After Uncle Qin finished speaking, he was about to get up, but Qin Ed hurriedly said, "By the way, Uncle Qin, I don't understand something, why don't you take us to catch ghosts?" In fact, with you, my brother and I will be more sure."

Uncle Qin walked up to Qin Aide, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Your senior brother is that sexual, if he is a teacher, he will definitely not be able to work, which will not help his growth, and I let you go out with him, I also want him to always remember that he still has someone who needs his help, so that he will not take it lightly when catching ghosts, and be responsible for others, understand."

Qin Aide nodded hurriedly, and Uncle Qin put his hands behind his back and walked out the door. Qin Ide looked at Uncle Qin's back, he didn't know why, his eyes moistened, and a feeling of his long-deceased relatives suddenly returning to his eyes surged in his heart.

All morning, no one came to Jishantang, two brothers, one meditated in the inner room to practice internal qi, and the other worked hard to draw talismans in the store, until the meal, Sister Haring came to the store, Qin Ed looked up and found that Sister Haring had changed her clothes, and asked curiously: "I said sister, I didn't see you bring your luggage here yesterday, how can you change your clothes?" ”。

Sister Haring sat on the sofa and said, "Who said I didn't have any clothes to change, I went out to buy them yesterday, it looks good, I put all my clothes in your house before I came back yesterday, I didn't tell you."

Qin Ed heard Sister Haring say that she went to buy clothes? It costs money to buy clothes, why is this aunt rich? He asked curiously, "Sister, are you rich?" You're not going to rob a bank."

Sister Haring said in a slightly dissatisfied tone: "Are you sister and I like that kind of person, that money was exchanged for a few gold bars in the gold shop before I came to the world." After Sister Haring finished speaking, she took out a small purse from her pocket, which was the kind of small cloth bag used to hold earrings, but the material of the small purse she was holding in her hand was very good, and she knew at a glance that it was a 'brand-name product' of the 'Earth Fairy World'. Sister Haring opened the bag, poured it into her hand, and dropped out a stack of hundred-dollar bills.

After Qin Ide saw this, he hurriedly shouted to the inner room: "Senior brother! Senior brother, come out quickly, Sister Haring, she is rich! ”。 Liang Yifu heard Qin Ide say this, and hurriedly ran out of the inner room, forgetting to even put on his shoes. When Liang Yifu went to the store, his eyes immediately focused on the money in Sister Haring's hand, and he said with a crying voice: "Oh mom, it's great, we are saved, and we don't have to worry about food money anymore."

Sister Haring looked at them curiously and asked, "What's wrong?" Why are you crying? You're not so poor that you can't even afford to eat, are you? ”。 Hearing this, Liang Yifu and Qin Aide hurriedly nodded. Sister Haring became even more curious, and hurriedly asked, "No, didn't you kid take a stack of money from others yesterday?" How can there be no money".

Liang Yifu hurriedly pretended to be pitiful, and said in a sighing tone: "Alas, don't mention it, the money is kept by Uncle Qin, and our monthly salary is more than 2,000, and it has cost my junior brother half a month's salary to invite you to eat in the past two days, and yesterday I was worried about how to advance my salary to Uncle Qin."

Sister Haring heard Liang Yifu's words, a little unconvinced, she looked at Qin Ed and asked, "Really?" Did Xiao Qin really knock on the door so much? ”。 Qin Aide nodded hurriedly, then thought for a while and said: "Well, it's 2400 a month, but sometimes he will send us 20 yuan for the festival, Uncle Qin said that he was afraid that we would spend money indiscriminately, so he helped us save our wages."

Liang Yifu heard Qin Aide say everything that should not be said, and hurriedly rushed to Sister Haring and knelt down, hugged her calves and wailed: "Milk, my milk, you have pity on our two hard-working children, we really can't afford your food money, let us go."

Sister Haring kicked Liang Yifu away and said, "Get out, don't call me grandma, I didn't let you invite me to dinner every day, my sister has money, I will pay for the two of you in the future, I really didn't expect Xiao Qin's old man to be so stingy, yesterday I went shopping and found that things in the world have become so expensive, what is wrong with this world."

When Liang Yifu heard Sister Haring's words, he smiled and asked, "I said sister, do you really take care of the food for the two of you?" ”。 Sister Haring nodded and said, "Well, but you are not allowed to call me grandma in the future, otherwise I will let you invite me to dinner every day!" ”。

At this time, Uncle Qin came back, he walked to the door and asked: "Stinky boy, even the money of our ancestors is also eyed, you kid don't play that broken online game on weekdays, won't you save money."

Liang Yifu saw Uncle Qin coming back, and hurriedly pulled Uncle Qin outside the courtyard to talk, Liang Yifu whispered: "I said Uncle Qin, have you forgotten the amount of food your aunt and grandmother eats, she has her own money, but she can't spend it all, you think about how many hundred she has to eat this day, can your old man afford it." Uncle Qin shuddered when he heard this, looked at Liang Yifu and whispered: "How can I forget this, Uncle, I really can't bear it, you kid did a good job, no matter how you say it, she is also our elder, she should think about it for our backs."

The two of them whispered outside the courtyard, but when they thought that Sister Haring was standing at the gate of the courtyard, they all heard it, and Sister Haring coughed dryly and said: "Don't worry, you two have said that I will take care of you in the future, look at you two are poor, I said which of you two will buy meat for me and come back, sister, I am hungry."

Liang Yifu heard Sister Haring say that she was 'hungry', so he hurriedly saluted, and at the same time said, "I will set off to buy it for you immediately, there must be a lot of meat." After Liang Yifu finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and asked Sister Haring for money. Sister Haring handed the 10,000 yuan in her hand to him, and said at the same time: "Here, a month's food money is enough."

Uncle Qin's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly coughed dryly, and said to Liang Yifu: "Don't hurry up, save some flowers, you know, our ancestors' money is not for nothing." Liang Yifu nodded hurriedly and walked briskly in the direction where Brother Ming's Hotel was located.

Uncle Qin and Sister Haring returned to the store, and Uncle Qin opened his mouth and asked, "Xiaode, have you finished painting?" ”。

"It's finished" Qin Ed replied, Uncle Qin walked over and picked up a few talismans and looked at them, nodded and said, "Well, this amount is about the same, pack up your things and get ready for lunch." After Qin Ed packed up his things, he took out the folding table from the inner room.

About half an hour later, Liang Yifu came back, Qin Aide stepped forward to help him bring everything to the table, and Uncle Qin went to the inner room to wash chopsticks and prepare tableware. Sister Haring sat on the sofa and watched the noon news, she looked at it and suddenly said, "What? The wolf at midnight on Shennan Avenue runs wildly to chase the cyclist? Why is this title so tongue-twisting". Qin Aide and Liang Yifu turned their heads to look at the TV, just in time to see the news broadcast.

"Good evening, audience, now I am at the scene of the crime, west to east of Shennan Avenue, let's interview one of the witnesses first, Uncle Wang," the reporter said solemnly while looking at the camera with a microphone.

The reporter handed the microphone to Uncle Wang, and Uncle Wang said with a smile on his face: "That day, my son and my family drove by here, guess what I saw?" How would you have thought that a wolf as big as a cow would be chasing a man riding an electric car."

The reporter asked, "Can you tell us more about what kind of wolf it was?" How far was it from the man on the bike? ”。

Uncle Wang thought for a while and said: "Well, I didn't see it very clearly at the time, that wolf should be about the same size as a rhinoceros", the reporter hurriedly asked: "May I ask if it is about the same size as a rhinoceros, or about the same size as a cow?" ”。

Uncle Wang heard the reporter's question, looked at him with contempt, and said: "That's it, the one that the zoo has, one horn, about the same size as the one, it seems to be a little bigger, the one that ran at that time was called a fast, but it was not as fast as the car." Uncle Wang said as he said, and used his hand to draw the shape of a rhinoceros horn on his face.

The reporter left a few drops of hot sweat on his forehead, and he then asked, "Did you take a photo at that time?" ”。

Uncle Wang said: "What kind of photo to take, I was stunned at the time, how could I think of taking pictures, and I didn't bring my mobile phone."

The reporter was speechless, took the microphone and said: "Okay, thank you Uncle Wang for the information provided, our column group has received many reports from citizens about this matter, but since the witnesses did not take photos, we had to ask the traffic police brigade about the situation that night."

The camera switched to the picture of the reporter coming to the traffic police brigade for an interview, a traffic police officer tuned the video of the night to the reporter, the video is a little blurry, mainly because there are some drivers in the country, in order to light a 'bright light' for the masses of people in the dark night, and do not hesitate to turn on the 'high beam' at the risk of blinding their own 'titanium alloy eyes', a good driver who is enthusiastic, enthusiastic, and enthusiastic 'three heats', and is willing to sacrifice himself is a superfluous act, because we still have street lamps to bring light to the people at night. These 'bright lights' cause the entire video to be full of moving highlights, and only a wolf-like creature can be seen running wildly on the side of the motorway, and a bicycle-like object is moving about 20 meters in front of it.

After watching the video, the traffic police uncle said: "Our department already knew about this matter a few days ago, and the zoo also reported the situation to us, that night a rhinoceros escaped from the zoo and ran to the road, and the electric bicycle in front of it was the zoo's breeding garden, which was leading the rhinoceros back to the zoo."

Then there is the picture of the interview with the zoo staff, anyway, the incident of 'Sister Harlem chasing Liang Yifu and Qin Ide on the long street of 10,000 miles' that night was blinded to a rhinoceros in the zoo and escaped. Sister Haring couldn't help laughing when she saw the news, and said that how can people nowadays be so, 'wolf' and 'rhinoceros' are stupid and can't tell the difference.

Uncle Qin smiled embarrassedly, holding the bowl in one hand and putting a piece of meat in Sister Haring's bowl in the other, and said at the same time: "Sister Lin, you are doing things in the world, but you must be low-key, this news is also to stabilize people's hearts, where do you want to find a wolf bigger than you in this world."

Sister Haring looked at Uncle Qin with a little dissatisfaction and said, "Xiao Qin, you old man is really bad, am I really as big as a rhinoceros?" ”。 Uncle Qin smiled awkwardly and didn't dare to reply. Liang Yifu hurriedly interjected and said: "I said sister, hurry up and eat, there is a particularly stupid 'forced' program to be broadcast after this news is broadcast, yesterday I stayed in the store with my junior brother for a while, Nima He actually stopped broadcasting, you are lucky to be able to see the second half of the episode today."

Sister Haring was very curious about what the show was, Qin Ed told Sister Harlem about his first experience of catching ghosts with his senior brother, and then briefly said the content of the show that day, Liang Yifu did not forget to learn the old yellow way in the show. Amused Uncle Qin and Sister Haring.

At this time, the news broadcast another news that seemed to have nothing to do with them, but was actually related.

The host said: "Recently, a Mr. Chen, who lives near Dapeng Resort, asked us for help, saying that the '100 yuan brother' who disappeared from the Internet for a period of time actually peeked at his intimacy with his girlfriend, and after being exposed, he planned to rob the husky he had raised for many years, what is going on? This morning, the reporter of our column accompanied Mr. Chen to find the 'Brother 100 Yuan' confrontation." When Qin Ide heard this report, he guessed if it should be his own business.

The female reporter took Mr. Chen to a shopping plaza in Bantian to find 'Brother 100 Yuan', and when Brother 100 Yuan saw the reporter coming, he hurriedly pointed at Mr. Chen with an orchid finger and scolded: "You have no conscience, people saved you, you still wronged people for robbing your dog, and wronged me for peeking at you to do that kind of shameless thing, and wronged me for beating you, why are you so disgusting." Liang Yifu saw the move of 'Brother 100 Yuan', he smiled, and said: "I'll go, it's really this sissy, and it's on TV again?" ”。

Mr. Chen scolded 'Brother Baiyuan' as soon as they met, and said angrily at him: "What did I wronged you!" It's a good thing you did! I remember it clearly, it's you! That bruise on your face was obviously the one I hit when I caught you that night, and you still want to deny it! ”。

'Brother Baiyuan' did not show weakness, his hands were crossed on his waist, his palms were in the shape of orchid fingers, he stretched his head forward and looked at Mr. Chen, and scolded: "You lie, you are so disgusting, I didn't hit me on my face at all, you slandered me, people passed by there, saw you faint, kindly went over to wake you up, you opened your eyes and said that I beat you, and stole your dog, you are so disgusting." At this time, cold sweat broke out on the female reporter's forehead, and she didn't know how to answer the conversation, but it was not a way to let them continue to argue like this.

When Mr. Chen heard that this 'sissy' didn't admit his crime, he rushed over and pushed him, but he didn't expect that 'Brother Baiyuan' was a 'scheming blue, pool', and fell to the ground pitifully and pointed at Mr. Chen pitifully and said: "Why are you beating people, why are you beating people, I told you that I didn't beat you or rob your dog, and I didn't peek at you doing those dirty things, I didn't expect you to be a well-dressed beast, and my conscience was eaten by dogs."

Seeing this, the female reporter hurriedly went over and helped the '100 yuan brother' up, and at the same time said: "If you have something to say, let's not do it." Mr. Chen was aggrieved in his heart, looked at the '100 yuan brother' brother and asked: "Why am I a well-dressed beast, you say!" I've seen shameless, but I've never seen you such a shameless sissy."

Brother Bai Yuan pointed at Mr. Chen and scolded with the support of the female reporter: "I'm not a sissy!" ”。 Mr. Chen continued to scold: "You are a sissy." 'Brother Baiyuan' continued to argue: "I'm not a sissy, I'm not a sissy, why are you so disgusting, are you still a man?" ”。

Mr. Chen was happy after hearing this, and looked at 'Brother Baiyuan' with disdain and said, "I'm not a man? Are you a man? You sexually unknown sissy".

All the people in Jishantang stopped the chopsticks in their hands when they saw this report, Sister Haring laughed a little cramped, Liang Yifu fell directly to the ground and laughed, Uncle Qin had never seen such a strange thing before he had seen strong winds and waves, and his face was stiff with a smile; And only Qin Ide smiled awkwardly.

The program was broadcast here, and the host's narration came from the TV: "Mr. Chen and this '100 yuan brother' accused each other of not being the same as soon as they met, which made the mediation deadlocked, and after the two parties calmed down, accompanied by the reporter of our column group, they went to the public security bureau that received the report at that time, and we came to listen to the police officer who accepted the case at that time to tell about the situation at that time."

The screen switched to the interviewed 'Wu Zuowei' police officer, the police officer looked at the camera and said calmly: "We immediately rushed to the scene after receiving Mr. Chen's report, and invited the two parties to the police station to assist in the investigation, but because there was no monitoring at the location of the crime, and there were no eyewitnesses at that time, the police could not just listen to Mr. Chen's words and arrest the suspect. Mr. Baiyuan's departure, not as said on the Internet before, we have determined that Mr. Baiyuan' is a criminal and detained him for 24 hours, and it is out of his safety that he was temporarily kept in the bureau." In the process of narrating, the witch police officer could vaguely hear Mr. Chen and 'Brother Baiyuan' scolding and fighting in places that the camera could not see.

After Liang Yifu finished broadcasting this news, he got up from the ground, sat back in his chair, looked at Qin Aide and said, "I said that your kid is really lucky, this Mr. 'Brother Baiyuan' blocked the bullet for you." Qin Ed smiled and said, "I didn't think things would turn out like this."

Uncle Qin looked at Qin Ide and asked curiously, "What's the matter?" Did you kid beat that kid surnamed Chen? ”。 Qin Ed heard Uncle Qin's questioning, and told the first half of the incident of catching 'huskies' that night. After hearing this, Uncle Qin took a deep breath and said, "Well, you two are still young, don't calm down, don't use the Dao method to hurt people."

Sister Haring ate meat in her mouth and asked vaguely: "By the way, isn't that 'Brother Baiyuan' just a sissy?" Is it famous? ”。 Liang Yifu explained to Sister Haring the incident of "Brother 100 Yuan" before "Don't even give me a hundred yuan", and also took out his mobile phone to play the video at that time to Sister Haring. After reading it, Sister Haring said happily: "This kid is really funny, by the way, what is that same, sexual network?" ”。 Liang Yifu smiled and explained: "What's that, it's a website for men with a 'dragon yang fetish', do you know the website?" ”。 Sister Haring nodded and said, "You kid really think that your sister and I really came from the mountains, I already knew this thing, I have been looking for people in the world for several years, and I have only found Pengcheng here these years."

Today's lunch, accompanied by the "Midday News", is actually a happy end to last night's news replay. After Qin Ide cleaned up the table, he went out to buy bananas for Liang Yifu. And Sister Harlem sat on the sofa with an anxious face and waited for the program called "Pengcheng Special Events", she really wanted to see how these programs were nonsense.

Liang Yifu was caught by Uncle Qin in the courtyard to check the internal qi in his body, and the master and apprentice made moves in the courtyard; About 5 minutes later, Qin Ed came back with a bag of fruits, just in time for the show to start.

The four of them returned to the store and found their own places to sit down, eating fruit while waiting to watch "Pengcheng Special Events"