Zhao Yunyun floated in the air and quickly dodged backwards, Sister Haring saw that this female ghost seemed to be deliberately distancing herself from the battle, and sneered: "Do you think my aunt and I can't fly!?" ”。 Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Haring's sister's words, using the 'power of fairy bones' to hold up her body, and after a little adaptation in mid-air, she rushed towards Zhao Yunyun, and at the same time swung a strong and powerful fist at her.

Zhao Yunyun didn't dodge, raised her left hand, condensed a very strong 'Yin Evil Qi' on her fist, and smashed it towards Sister Haring's fist, hitting it hard. Suddenly, a powerful gust of air shook the two of them and flew upside down.

Lu Qingfeng, who was still standing in the courtyard at this time, looked up at the middle of the air, breathed a sigh of relief slightly, and said, "It's finally a little safer." Lu Qingfeng turned to look at Qin Aide and said, "Why did your internal qi completely disperse, could it be that you want to use this physical mortal fetus to catch Miss Zhao's punch?" ”。

Qin Ide sat paralyzed on the ground, his body was a little weak, and after exhaling deeply, he said, "It's not that I want to dissipate my internal qi, my internal qi has all slipped away." When Lu Qingfeng heard this, he frowned slightly and asked, "Slip away?" Could it be that you have a powerful internal qi that you can't control yourself? ”。

Liang Yifu, who was standing on the side, was in a hurry, looking at the white-clothed male ghost in front of him, and then at his junior brother, and asked anxiously: "I said, can any of you tell me what is going on?" And who are you? ”。

When Lu Qingfeng heard Liang Yifu's question, he turned around and bowed slightly to Liang Yifu, ready to answer; Liang Yifu didn't wait for him to speak and continued: "Senior brother, what are you making trouble with?" Why don't I go to the Internet café to play a game, why did you attract so many two...", Liang Yifu said and glanced at Lu Qingfeng here, and Lu Qingfeng hurriedly said: "Under the White Impermanence Envoy 'Lu Qingfeng', it was my colleague who just competed with this little brother, the Black Impermanence Envoy 'Zhao Yunyun'."

Liang Yifu couldn't help laughing when he heard Lu Qingfeng say his identity, he stopped laughing and looked carefully at this Lu Qingfeng, who was about one meter nine tall, and said with a smile: "I said, hehehehe, you are the Bai Wuchang that Uncle Qin occasionally mentioned?" Ouch, I'll go, you're the 'little sufferer'!? ”。

Lu Qingfeng thought that Liang Yifu's reaction was that 'fans have met idols', but the sentence 'You are the little shou' made him slightly stunned, and he asked curiously: "What is 'Xiao Shou'." When Liang Yifu heard his question, he leaned back and turned back with a smile, and said at the same time: "What, what did I say, I'll explain to you later, why did I say that your colleague would fight with my junior brother?" Why are the people in your underworld so unreliable? ”。

Qin Ide sat on the ground and said, "Senior brother, this matter has nothing to do with Brother Lu, it's that black shrew, saying that I broke her official uniform, and I have to punch her, originally I didn't want to, but I didn't think that she proposed that as long as I can take her three moves, this matter will be over, alas", Qin Ide looked aggrieved after speaking.

Liang Yifu looked at Qin Aide with wide eyes, and said with a surprised face: "I said junior brother, are you stupid, wouldn't it be good if you punched her at the beginning, as long as she punches you, you can find a way to relieve your strength, isn't this matter over, you have to fall into her language trap, give you two more punches before you feel 'sour', didn't I say you, don't always read those ancient books on weekdays, draw what talismans, watch more TV series, do you understand, if you are always so confused, you will be fooled to death by ghosts sooner or later."

Lu Qingfeng stood aside and heard Liang Yifu say the word 'language trap', his heart suddenly realized, he clenched his fist and smashed his palm and said: "Oh, I'm so confused, I'm so confused, print her unreasonable request at the beginning, you can use the body technique you just cast, let her play a powerful attack, it's okay, alas, I'm still a scholar, why haven't I even figured this out."

Liang Yifu picked Qin Aidra up and helped him back to the sofa in the store and sat down. Liang Yifu put Qin Ed down and looked at Lu Qingfeng and said, "I said Old Lu, you hurry up and tell me what's going on?" Why is your thousand-year-old enemy here, and what are you doing here? ”。 Liang Yifu heard Uncle Qin mention this 'white impermanence' Lu Qingfeng on weekdays, so now he sees a real ghost, and he unconsciously 'comes to know'.

After Lu Qingfeng exhaled deeply, he told the story of his coming here to find Uncle Qin, Liang Yifu nodded after hearing this, and said with a smile: "I'll go, Uncle Qin's free trip to this underworld is almost over."

Liang Yifu looked at Lu Qingfeng and gave people a feeling of 'powerlessness', and thought to himself, how could he get such a guy to be a 'white impermanence'? Liang Yifu looked at Lu Qingfeng and asked, "By the way, what about Zhao or something, what's wrong with you two?" You came up on an errand, why does she seem to be coming to you to collect debts? ”。

After Lu Qingfeng sighed, he sat on the chair with a sad look on his face, and after being silent for a while, he slowly explained the cause of the whole thing.

It is said that this white impermanence envoy 'Lu Qingfeng' received a notice in the Yama Palace this morning, asking the two impermanence envoys of black and white to be responsible for running to the human world, and informing them that the warlocks who were entrusted by the underworld to pick up ghosts in the underworld can no longer bring ghosts to the underworld in the future, which means to tell them that you have entered the 'snow hiding period' in the underworld, and you can do it or not, and the 'Yin Order' will be recovered one day.

After Lu Qingfeng received this job, he thought that he had to hurry away, so as not to meet with Zhao Yunyun, after he left the Yan Luo Hall in a hurry, he circled around Fengdu City several times, and made sure that Zhao Yunyun was not in the city, so he was relieved to float outside the city, but how could he think that he had avoided Zhao Yunyun too many times before, which made Zhao Yunyun angry, Zhao Yunyun let his subordinates squat in the city, as long as he found Lu Qingfeng's whereabouts, he would report to her immediately.

also blamed Lu Qingfeng for his bad luck, he was discovered by a ghost messenger under Zhao Yunyun, and the ghost messenger informed Zhao Yunyun of Lu Qingfeng's whereabouts. Zhao Yunyun was originally on the way to Fengdu City, but after receiving the news, she left her business without any reason, turned around and flew to Lu Qingfeng's location.

After Lu Qingfeng left Fengdu City, he drove a car outside the city leisurely, preparing to go to the soul road of the 'Tongyou City' to go to the world, when suddenly he shuddered, and felt Zhao Yunyun's breath appear not far behind him. Lu Qingfeng stretched out his head and looked back out the window! Nima! How did the 'Evil Star' find out? He braked sharply and then abandoned the car and fled. Fly quickly into the air, like a frightened bird, running away for your life.

Zhao Yunyun, who was not far behind her, saw Lu Qingfeng's figure, sped up, and shouted, "Lu Qingfeng!" Stop! Lu Qingfeng, you negative man! Get back to Miss Ben! ”。

A shout attracted the ghosts who were walking to the 'Fengdu City' on the ground, and they all looked up at the gray sky, only to see a black shadow flashing by, accompanied by shouting and swearing.

Lu Qingfeng heard Zhao Yunyun's voice, how dare he stop, if he was caught by her, he would definitely have a fat beating, and after the beating, he would definitely be put under house arrest by her! Thinking of this unbearable 'ghost past', he turned his heart on his mind and decided to go to the 'Listening to the Scriptures' to ask his buddies for help, if it happened that the 'Listening to the Divine Monarch' was also there, he would be completely saved.

Lu Qingfeng's wishful thinking played well today, and he successfully escaped to the 'Listening to the Scriptures', but unfortunately there were no ghosts in it, so he had to hide in it and dare not come out, but unfortunately there was nothing else in the room here except a straw mat, not even a hiding place, and at this time he realized that he was killing himself by running into the house.

When he was thinking about a new escape route, the closed door was kicked open by Zhao Yunyun, and Zhao Yunyun could slap Lu Qingfeng twice without saying a word, and said at the same time: "You negative man!" How many days have you not been home!? Did you find another little girl outside to live? Don't think Miss Ben doesn't know you're avoiding me, I'll let you avoid me? Well? Let you run away from me". Zhao Yunyun said while severely punishing Lu Qingfeng, the picture is more cruel, everyone makes up for it by themselves, so I won't go into detail here.

Lu Qingfeng was beaten by Zhao Yunyun and thrown out of the door, Lu Qingfeng has been a ghost for so many years, and he knows that he can't reason with this woman, and he forced himself to death when he broke the 'couplet', and now she is angry, if she runs away quickly, she will definitely be beaten by her and can't even be a ghost. Lu Qingfeng fell to the ground, he gritted his teeth, carried all the 'ghost and immortal power' in his body, looked in one direction like a rocket, and flew away.

Zhao Yunyun ran to the door quickly, and found that Lu Qingfeng had escaped again, so she stomped her feet angrily and shouted to the sky: "I'm so angry!" How did Miss Ben fall in love with such a conscienceless person as you! I didn't say a word to anyone when we met, and I didn't even have an explanation." Zhao Yunyun stood in place, suddenly remembered that she still had something to do, and hurriedly rushed back to the Yama Palace, where she learned the specific work content of Lu Qingfeng, and she thought of a good idea, she wanted to go to the world to conduct a carpet search.

Lu Qingfeng used his 'ghost and immortal power' to escape with his life, until he came to the old site of the 'Tongyou City', that is, the 'half-step office', where he stayed for a long time, and found that Zhao Yunyun did not chase after him, and breathed a sigh of relief, but when he relaxed, he found that there was extreme pain in many places on his body, and he immediately found a remote place to sit cross-legged and use the 'ghost immortal power' to heal himself.

This Zhao Yunyun didn't spare his hand at all when she was violent to him, this woman is a well-known 'strange woman' in the underworld, and this beating is unbearable even for a ghost of Lu Qingfeng's level.

There is no such thing as a clock to calculate time in the underworld, so the ghost doesn't know the specific time outside, and Lu Qingfeng only felt that the internal qi in his body was about to be exhausted, so he cured his internal and external injuries; After standing up, I remembered that there was something serious that could not be delayed. Just when he wanted to go to the human world to do something immediately, a ghost messenger belonging to his department found him and told him that Zhao Yunyun went to the human world to conduct a carpet search, hoping that Lord Lu would do it himself.

Lu Qingfeng couldn't cry or laugh when he heard the news, and then he thought that the land of Shenzhou was so big, even if Zhao Yunyun knew who the person he was looking for, he couldn't guess where he would go first. After sending the demons away, he went to work in the human world. But I didn't expect that when I was not halfway through my work, I was very unfortunate to bump into Zhao Yunyun, who was squatting in the house of a 'yin person', and as soon as she showed her face, she saw Zhao Yunyun sitting in the living room and watching the TV series with the 'yin person' old man. Lu Qingfeng didn't say a word, and hurriedly turned into a cloud of yin qi and fled back to the underworld. Seeing this, Zhao Yunyun hurriedly chased after her.

On the way to escape, Lu Qingfeng knew that except for the Dizang King Bodhisattva who could help him deal with this family matter, the other ghosts in the underworld were unreliable, but the Dizang King Bodhisattva didn't know where to go, and even the Diting Shenjun was not there, and now he had to find the very trustworthy Qin Shouxin, and Uncle Qin came to help be a 'lobbyist'. So he came to Jishantang. And then what just happened.

Lu Qingfeng explained the ins and outs of the whole thing concisely, and after finishing speaking, he showed an aggrieved look. After listening to Lu Qingfeng's story, Liang Yifu said: "Why are you so afraid of her? Isn't she your daughter-in-law? How did it come to this? ”。

When Lu Qingfeng heard Liang Yifu's question, he suddenly made a crying voice, and then said, "I'm so miserable!" When I was alive, I wanted to go to Beijing to take the exam, but because of one of the woman's uplinks, I was forced to die in the river as a scholar who had studied hard for more than ten years! I am ashamed of my parents, of Confucius and Mencius, of ... Alas".

Qin Ide saw Lu Qingfeng as if he had lost a battle, and whispered: "Then Zhao Yunyun is the one who forced you to death with a couplet...".

"That's right, it's this woman, I have been staying in the underworld to do things for the underworld after I died, but it didn't take long for me to think that she also came to the underworld, when I was still a little master by the judge's side, I saw her come to trial, only to know that she committed suicide because of my suicide in the river, only to find out that she loved me very deeply, and a few months later she chose to hang herself by hanging the beam, and came to the underworld to find me to worship and marry." Lu Qingfeng said with a crying face.

Liang Yifu heard Lu Qingfeng's words, and hurriedly asked, "Then what?" How did she become black again? ”。

Lu Qingfeng sighed and said: "At that time, the judge was very respectful to the subordinates, knowing that I had not yet married a wife in the world, seeing that Miss Zhao was so infatuated, he hosted a marriage for the two of us, and this marriage was also promised by the Emperor of Fengdu, I was ashamed of her at the time, so I agreed to this matter, and for a period of time after the marriage, because Miss Zhao was a person who practiced martial arts during her lifetime, she got a job as a ghost in the underworld, but she didn't know where she learned to use the 'power of ghosts and immortals', and she passed." The Black Impermanence Envoy became the new 'Black Impermanence Envoy', and I went to the Bible Listening Institute to study at that time, and I didn't learn about it until I became the 'White Impermanence Envoy'."

Liang Yifu was curious again, why didn't the couple know about each other, Liang Yifu asked: "No, you two are married and don't live together, why doesn't she know that you are a 'white impermanence'?" And why did you and her get into such a fight? ”。

Lu Qingfeng sighed again and said: "Because when I went to the exam, she happened to go to hell to do errands, and the matter between me and her, this is a long story, Miss Zhao, what is she called, let me think about it, I remember a few years ago, a 'psychiatrist' came to the underworld to report and told me, saying what is the name of her disease, by the way, schizophrenia."

When Qin Ed heard this, he burst into laughter, this Lu Qingfeng is a male ghost who is too elegant and a bit of a 'sissy', Zhao Yunyun is an absolute female man, it doesn't matter if a female man is a woman, he even suffers from 'schizophrenia', no wonder Lu Qingfeng is so sad.

Lu Qingfeng continued: "I heard the doctor say that Miss Zhao suffers from this disease, and her personality is sometimes gentle and virtuous, sometimes brutal and willful, and she suffered a lot after marrying her, and she has been kicked out of the house no less than 100 times, and she has beaten her no less than hundreds of times, and when she becomes rude and willful, I am not allowed to call her a lady, alas..." Lu Qingfeng said this, sighing and expressing his grievances for many years.

Liang Yifu looked at Lu Qingfeng's bird-like appearance, pursed his lips and said: "I said old Lu, do you know what your situation is, this is called Xiucai meeting soldiers, it is unreasonable, you two are not suitable to be together, but you read too many sage books back then, and your brain is a little numb, so you will be restrained by her, I will give you a trick, you have time to watch more TV series, and get your emotional intelligence up, you can deal with her sometimes calm and sometimes crazy personality."

When Qin Ide heard his senior brother's words, he frowned, looked at him and said, "I said senior brother, why is this another TV series to cure diseases?" The last time you told me that watching "Natural World" or something can cure my amnesia doesn't seem to have any effect, and besides, this is his daughter-in-law's illness, why do you want Brother Lu to improve his emotional intelligence? ”。

Liang Yifu looked at Qin Aide and said: "Senior brother, you don't understand, you have to watch any program, you can't be cured by the TV series for a while, Lao Lu's matter is different, how do you think his daughter-in-law's illness can be cured?" Can you prescribe medicine to ghosts, can you show ghosts schizophrenia?"

Qin Ide shook his head, and Liang Yifu continued: "It can't be cured, so I have to wronged Lao Lu to improve his emotional intelligence, language skills, and strategy, so that at least he can be beaten a few times in the future."

When Lu Qingfeng heard Liang Yifu's words, he was mixed in his heart, happy that this kid made a little sense, he couldn't change the other party, so let's change ourselves to adapt to her; Sadly, Nima can only be beaten a few times less after I change, can you stop beating me again?

Lu Qingfeng smiled awkwardly and said: "What Your Excellency said is reasonable, I will come to the world to watch TV dramas and learn the conversation skills in the world now, but now that the 'Wild Immortal Family' is still fighting with Miss Zhao outside, do we want to go out and tell the truth?" ”。

As soon as Lu Qingfeng spoke, a figure fell outside the courtyard, it was Sister Haring, she was standing in the yard and patting the dust on her body, and at the same time said to herself: "I really didn't expect her to be so powerful, she threw me to Wutong Mountain, no, I have to find something to eat, starve me to death."

Liang Yifu heard Sister Haring say 'hungry' in the house, cold sweat flowed from his forehead, and he turned his head to look at Qin Aide, Qin Aide shook his head and said: "What's the use of looking at me, I only brought more than a hundred today, and dinner is only enough for her to eat alone."

is the so-called old people, ghosts and old spirits; Lu Qingfeng saw that the two of them were worried about money, so he took out a stack of dark coins from his pocket, smiled and said: "Presumably, the two little brothers are worried about the food money, and they have caused you a lot of trouble today, so here is a little bit of a small gift...". Before Lu Qingfeng finished speaking, Qin Ed and Liang Yifu looked at Lu Qingfeng with contempt, and Liang Yifu asked: "I said Old Lu, you are making a cross-border joke, you are a dark coin, it is not in circulation here."

Lu Qingfeng suddenly realized, embarrassedly stuffed the money back into his pocket, and smiled at 'hehehe'. At this time, Sister Haring walked in and looked at Lu Qingfeng and said: "I said that you kid is Bai Wuchang, right, your daughter-in-law is waiting for you to go home for dinner, you go back quickly, otherwise she will go crazy later, I don't care, your daughter-in-law's strength is too great, I almost can't resist."

When Lu Qingfeng heard Sister Haring's words, he shuddered, because he also felt Zhao Yunyun's breath appear in the courtyard, he mechanically turned his head to look at the door, only to see that Zhao Yunyun looked very embarrassed at this time, his hands grabbed the glass door at the door and looked inside secretly, Lu Qingfeng took a deep breath, thinking that he had changed back? It can't be, it shouldn't be so fast.

The living people present didn't know what the ghost couple was doing, and looked at Lu Qingfeng and Zhao Yunyun who was like a little girl outside the door without saying a word, Liang Yifu rubbed Qin Ed with his elbow and said, "I said that she shouldn't change back to the 'girl next door' mode."

At this time, I only heard Zhao Yunyun outside the door whisper: "Xianggong, when you are on a long errand, the slave family thinks that you are also tired, so it is good to go back to rest with the slave family." The living people present couldn't help but shudder when they heard this voice, "Oh, I'll go, do you need such a 'delicate' thing."

When Lu Qingfeng heard this, after swallowing his saliva, he said nervously: "Lady? ”。“ Eh..."Zhao Yunyun outside the door responded.

Sister Harlem was so hungry that she rolled around, and at the same time, she couldn't stand the flirting and scolding of these two ghosts, so she looked at Liang Yifu and Qin Ide and said, "Let's go, leave them alone, let's go eat."

Liang Yifu hurriedly stood up and nodded, because he couldn't stand it anymore, this picture was too embarrassing, he helped Qin Ed and followed Sister Haring out, and the three of them went to Brother Ming's restaurant to eat together.

And the black and white impermanence of the two ghosts who were still in Jishantang, after Lu Qingfeng was completely sure that Zhao Yunyun had changed back to a gentle and virtuous lady, followed her back to the underworld, along the way, Zhao Yunyun leaned her head on his chest like a bird, Lu Qingfeng was very uneasy in her heart, for fear that she would suddenly change back to her rude and willful appearance.