17 When you are in trouble, pretend and run

"Token of Seal? What is that? "Yoga obviously doesn't know what it is. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Hmph, I'm leaving." Seeing this, the old man didn't answer, and added after turning over the windowsill: "Hua'er, don't go back to Longhu Mountain for the time being, don't make it difficult for the old man." With that, he jumped out of the window and disappeared in front of the three of us.

Yu Hua looked lost and said, "Brother Xuan, it seems that I can only live here with you for the time being." ”

I also heard the meaning of her words, this "temporary" is an uncertain time; Now the top and bottom of Longhu Mountain must think that it is Yoga stole the seal token, although it seems that Yuhua's master believes her, but the public is angry, before finding conclusive evidence, it is indeed not a good choice to return to Longhu Mountain.

Ishihara sat next to him, took her into his arms, and said, "It's okay, I also need to stay in China for the time being, so let's stay here in the short term." ”

I feel that Ishihara's words are not just for Yoga, but also for me. I think that part is not just trying to express the literal meaning, but also some deep meanings that I didn't expect.

"Hmm." I took Ishihara's words and said, "Okay, I haven't eaten lunch yet, why don't we go out to eat?" You guys have afternoon tea or something. ”

Yoga raised his hand and said, "Ice cream!" ”

"Yes!" Ishihara also raised his hand.

Seeing them like this, I had to raise my hand and say, "I approve of it too!" But I don't have that much money! ”

Yoga got up and said, "It's okay, I can lend you money to show your demeanor." ”

To be honest, I felt that this kind of demeanor was the least meaningful, so I said, "Forget it, I still want to eat at home." ”

"But I've eaten up all of my lunch." Yoga said.

I exclaimed, "What! ”

"When I was growing up, I naturally ate more!"

"It's impossible to finish it! I didn't see you eat so hard for dinner yesterday! ”

"Alright, alright." Ishihara glanced at me and said, "Yoga has a long body, and he experienced a battle last night, so he must have eaten more, you are a big man, and you have so much to worry about children." ”

"I seem to be the one who was the most seriously injured in the fierce battle last night!" This is the first time I didn't bury my complaint in my heart, but said it directly.

"Oh, I can't stand you." Ishihara looked impatient, stood up and took out his trouser pocket, grabbed a handful of loose bills and said, "Let's go out and eat some by myself." ”

I picked it up and counted two pieces of one, one for five, three for one dime, and one for five cents! He actually gave me seven dollars and eight! It's quite a lot, it's enough to eat a Shaxian and buy a bottle of water.

I accepted the money and said, "Then I'll accept the money and go out and buy it." ”

Unexpectedly, Ishihara regretted it, grabbed me and asked, "Do you want to have a face, do you really take it?" That's all I have left. ”

I thought to myself, I don't have the money, so I went to buy a 248 ice cream yesterday? I really don't understand what this girl's thinking is when she buys things.

"As for the money, I accepted it, but don't forget, I also invited you to ice cream yesterday." I replied.

Hearing me say this, Ishihara retorted that he couldn't, snorted coldly and took Yoga out of the room, and said to Yoga sourly: "Go, Yoga, you must not know such a stingy man when you grow up." Then there was a snap, and the door was slammed shut, and then I heard her say something outside, oh, the wind was so strong, and so on, obviously to my mother.

Today is good, I finally fought back against Ishihara, and I was in a very happy mood. After changing into civilian clothes, humming a little song, she jumped in front of Ishihara and passed by, her stinky face simply made my heart bloom, and one word to describe it was: cool!

In this way, I swaggered to Shaxian, ordered a bowl of wontons, and then took a bottle of soda, and ate it with a little luck. Anyway, how to eat and how fragrant, I left seven yuan and five, and put three cents into my pocket, and then swaggered and prepared to go home.

Not long after I left, suddenly a voice came from behind: "Boy, dare to walk in front of the uncle like this, do you want to die?" ”

Listening to this tone, I knew that I was not a serious person, and when I looked back, I was simply blinded, and a group of "traffic lights" stood behind me. The guy at the head has a red hair on his head, and he explodes in all directions, and he doesn't know if he worships Saiyans or likes hedgehogs, anyway, his visual senses can be shocked enough.

"Why don't you speak? Uncle, I'm talking to you, am I deaf? The red fur nudged me with his hand.

To be honest, I really can't appreciate this trend, they have all kinds of iron nails in their mouths, noses and ears, and they feel pain when they look at me; And it's not that I look down on them, it's just that the ones I've encountered in the past few days are all monster levels, and I really don't even have a fast heartbeat, I just look at them with an indifferent face.

"You kid, do you look down on your uncle?"

Their age...... Forget it, this makeup is too thick, I can't really tell their age, but it feels like I'm the same age at most. I said lightly, "Can you not get so close?" You can see the teasing under your makeup, it's disgusting. ”

"What did you say!" As if I had said something wrong, he threw a punch and rushed at me.

I have to say that this fist is full of moisture, compared to Ishihara's fist, it is like a slimy marshmallow, and it is weak to rush slowly, I didn't even move my feet, but I twisted my body and avoided it.

I think it might hurt his face a little bit, easily dodging the blow in front of his partner; I saw him pretend to be calm and said, "Yo ho! Do you still dare to hide? Then he spun around with both hands and used the Wang Baquan that had been circulated in the rivers and lakes for many years.

The advantage of this set of punches is that everyone is born with it, using all their strength and using dense and fast attacks to strike their opponents. But the relative disadvantages......

I slowly stepped back, out of range of his attacks, watching his continuous dog-planing attacks, hair swaying with my body; In less than a minute, the speed of the fist decreased at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his breathing began to be uneven, and his face was covered with sweat the size of bean grains.

When the farce was over, I didn't bother to pay attention to them, and turned around to leave, only to hear the man shout out of breath: "You...... You stop! I... I... Kill you and me! "I really didn't want to continue to talk to him, and I didn't stop.

"Your damn my boss told you to stop, didn't you hear?" Speaking non-standard Mandarin, he scolded me. I'm not in the mood to see who it is, so I'd better leave this kind of person alone, because I've heard that stupidity is contagious. I didn't expect the man to be so ignorant, I heard his footsteps and chased after him.

I've actually found that I'm different from the other day, probably because Ishihara has been beaten a lot, and I'm used to having my reflex arcs beaten out; So in the face of this kind of goods, it will be a little difficult to hit me.

"Fuck me calling you, didn't you hear?"

Could it be that there are only so many kinds of lines for young people in society, all of them: didn't you hear, I'm talking to you, looking for a beating, etc., can there be some novelty?

I annoyed him, so I replied, "Don't follow me, thank you." I don't know if he really thinks he is a Saiyan and can't understand people, so he persuaded him not to come over and wanted to come. I'm annoyed, thinking that Ishihara's dodge ability has improved a lot in the past two days, so the strength shouldn't be weak, right?

I turned around again, it turned out that it was the green hair chasing after me, I tried to look at him with contempt for mortals like Ishihara did at the beginning, and then "cut" a sneer, I didn't care if I pretended to look like it or not, anyway, I felt very happy. Hooked his hand at him and motioned for him to hurry.

When the green hair saw me so provocative, he was immediately upset. Lift your foot and kick me, I laughed at this look, kicked crookedly, a few coquettish small steps in front of him, and punched the green-haired lower abdomen.

The action was so smooth that even I was stunned. Looking at the almost contorted face of the green hair, I snickered in my heart.

However, I only heard the green hair's "um" question, took a few steps back, patted his stomach, and said, "It's okay?" ”

I'm not stunned, but stupid! All the compliments just now were in vain!

I saw him laugh back: "I thought he was such a powerful guy, but it turned out to be nothing more than that." ”

Judging by the tone of his voice, it didn't look like he was holding back the pain. I understood in an instant! Because I've been on the beaten side for the past few days, my dodge has been strengthened; But I'm not on the side of beating people, of course my fists aren't powerful!

So the question is, what is the right thing to do at this time, A: Kneel down and apologize, B: Heroes cherish heroes, C: Threaten to call the police, D: Exhaust them with dodge skills.

When the time comes to announce the answer, my choice is e: Load and run!

Before they could react, I ran into the side alley, and after a few twists and turns, the shouting and scolding behind me gradually disappeared. I laughed in my heart: "I can't run away from this injury." ”

But when I turned into another alley, the red and green hairs were in the way, and anyone who watched TV knew that the yellow hair would appear behind me soon. Sure enough, it didn't take long for me to hear a voice from behind: "You ran pretty fast, I almost didn't catch up with you." ”

Is this what it's called getting stuck? If they're one-on-one, I can't beat them, but it's definitely okay to dodge; But if three people rush up at the same time, with different rhythms and different angles of attack, maybe I just dodged a punch on the left and a kick on the right.

It would have been nice if I had taken the jade with me when I went out, but at the time I thought it would just be a casual eat, and I would go home soon, but I didn't expect to encounter such a dilemma now. And the point is, if you admit it at the beginning just now, there will be no such thing, why do you say this person likes to pretend so much.

"Hey! What are you doing? ”

Suddenly, I heard a crisp shout, and the green and red hairs ran towards me, and they didn't care about me, but when they passed by me, they said, "Don't let me see you!" Then he caught the yellow hair behind my back and ran away.

I saw a tall figure running towards me, and when I looked closer, I realized that it was a policewoman, who came to me, checked up and down, and asked, "How is it, are you okay?" ”