18 Ishihara's Little Genius's Secret Plan
After some inspection and questioning, the policewoman still looked worried and asked, "Is it really okay?" ”
I opened my hand, circled on the spot, said I was really fine, and said, "It's really okay, big sister." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Unexpectedly, as soon as she screamed like this, the policewoman's face stinked, and her tone changed: "What do you call me?" Eldest sister? ”
I'm not such an ignorant person, and I'm just saying it casually; Seeing that she might be twenty-seven or eighteen years old, she immediately changed her words and said, "Aren't you older than me?" I should call you Sister Sheng; And that big word, it doesn't mean anything else at all, it's to respect you, you see you saved me again, what a heroic brother, isn't it called like that in the TV series. ”
As soon as the shoes were wiped, the policewoman's face immediately improved a lot, but she didn't have the original worries, she just said: "Since it's okay, you can go, don't go into the alley for convenience in the future, it will be much safer to take the main road." ”
I continued to pat myself on the back and compliment, "I see, sister." "But sycophants are sycophants, and then again, she is so conscientious, she is indeed a good policeman, and she is very worthy of the people's respect for her.
After seeing her leave, he thought that this place should not stay for a long time, so he also left the alley, returned to the avenue, and walked in the direction of home; Due to the proximity, I was home safely in a few minutes.
Back in the living room, I sat down next to Ishihara seriously, patted my belly in front of her, and looked at her very happily with an unhappy look, and I didn't know if she was damaged by Yoga, so she laughed badly. She was naturally angry, and because my mother was present, she could only secretly pinch a piece of meat on my thigh and squeeze it hard.
As for people, they are very numb, especially in extreme emotions, and it is difficult to be disturbed. So even if I was pinched by her like this, it didn't hurt, but my heart became more and more happy; To be precise, it was because her movements made me feel the displeasure in her heart, so I was very happy.
She pinched it hard, seeing that this trick didn't work against me, and snorted lightly, don't look over it and don't want to look at me. But am I the kind of person who stops in moderation? Now that my mother can control her, where is there such a good opportunity to tease her; She didn't want to pay attention to me, so I wanted to annoy her: "That Ishihara, I just went to eat Shaxian, it's very delicious, and it's cheap, don't I want to take you with me next time." ”
When my mother heard this, she frowned and said, "You take the girl out, why don't you pick a better place?" ”
As soon as I heard this, I almost applauded my mother in my heart, and quickly took over the words and said: "Mom, you don't know that Shaxian is cheap and full, and for a girl who goes abroad, she can usually be thrifty if she can be thrifty; And frugality is a virtue, you can't advocate luxury, right? ”
My mother was stunned for a moment, and seemed to understand: "You say that... There is also some truth. ”
Seeing Ishihara's face stink even more, I wanted to keep blowing; Unexpectedly, Yuhua, the villain, grabbed the words first and said to my mother: "Auntie, what Brother Xuan said is right. I thought she also agreed with me to trick Ishihara, until I heard a "but", and after speaking, there was a but, which must be reversed.
Sure enough, I only heard her say: "However, my sister told me that people have to look forward, although they can't be overly extravagant, but they should treat themselves appropriately." ”
Sure enough, what was told to me at the first meeting was what my dad told me, and then moved to the present, it is my sister who told me. Dare to love those are all lies! And this little girl's mouth is too powerful, right? Talking one by one, calling her a villain feels like I'm a little insulting to her.
"Also, Brother Xuan." When I heard it, my heart panicked. I saw her turn her head and say to me seriously: "You said yesterday that you borrowed my money to buy something, have you bought that thing?" ”
I didn't buy anything, she just wanted to remind me that I owed her money yesterday! It's okay not to mention this, her heart is half cold, her interest is calculated by the hour, from yesterday to today, how have twelve hours passed, the original debt is only more than ten yuan, but now it has increased three or four times!
"That, Yoga, can you ......?"
When my mother heard this, she raised her eyebrows again and said, "Xuanxuan, are you going to pay it back now?" How can you be a scoundrel in front of a child? And in front of your friend, you don't pay back the money you owe to her sister. ”
Ishihara finally seized the opportunity to fight back against me, and immediately said: "Auntie, it doesn't matter, no matter what you say, we will disturb you, if you owe it, you owe it, and Zixuan will pay it back when he wants to." ”
I say this as if I like to pay my debts. How could I be this kind of person, and immediately said to my mother: "Mom, can I overdraft a little first." ”
I didn't expect it! The villain spoke again at this time, and said with a look of surprise: "Huh? My sister earns pocket money from part-time work, and I have to do housework, so my sister will give pocket money; If you want your aunt to give it, Yuhua doesn't want it, and you don't want to trouble your aunt anymore. ”
"Xuanxuan, you see how sensible people are, the living environment is better than yours, and they are more diligent than you, and they already know independence at a young age." My mother said this, and I thought to myself, so I listened to my mother continue: "This is the last time I will give you pocket money, and you will have to rely on yourself in the future; Yoga, how much money did Xuan Xuan take from you, it's okay, tell your aunt. ”
"Auntie, that's not good." Yoga Hua looked sad, like a child who had done something wrong. But no matter how I look at it, she looks like a wolf in the guise of a child! In just a few words, I reimbursed all my pocket money!
"It's only right to repay debts, who made him my son." The tone is all kinds of helpless, and I don't know what to say when I hear it. At this time, Ishihara took the opportunity to pinch my thigh again, and because I was defenseless and not in a state of numbness, I immediately screamed.
"Ahh Yoga's acting skills are also excellent, and she instantly pretended to be scared by me.
My mother immediately held me accountable: "Xuanxuan! How can you do that! It's so rude! Mom always thought you were a good boy, but I didn't expect you to pay your debts, and you also learned to intimidate! ”
The bitterness in my heart, I finally understood why Ishihara had to put on such a stinky face just now, it turned out that there was suffering, and it couldn't be said that it was so miserable! If you want to blame me, I have calculated everything, and I missed the villain Yoga.
Yoga didn't dare to look at me, nor did she dare to look at my mother, so she lowered her head and said, "Auntie, I don't want this money anymore." ”
This little elf was afraid that he had set some trap for me, and the calculation time was almost an hour, so I immediately said: "Mom, I'm sorry, I owe her more than fifty yuan." "If there's anything I've learned from the appearance of the traffic light trio just now, it's to quickly admit an apology and don't care about the face, and the matter will pass quickly.
When my mother heard this, she took out sixty yuan from her bag and said to Yoga, "Come, put it away, don't lose it." ”
"But Auntie, a few more dollars."
"You kid is really sensible, it's only a few dollars, it's okay." I look at this attitude, don't say that my biological son's status can be maintained, I think that as long as Yoga is sold, my mother can faint with excitement.
"Ah, speaking of which." Ishihara next to him seemed to suddenly think of something, and interrupted: "Auntie, I recently looked for a summer job, and I originally wanted to talk to Zixuan, but now I thought about it, and I just said in front of you, do you think it is suitable or not." ”
Job? That's right, the guy who only has seven dollars left in his pocket is indeed looking for a job, but I always feel that it is definitely not a simple job such as serving dishes.
When my mother heard this, she was immediately interested and asked, "Oh? What kind of job it is? ”
Ishihara thought for a moment and said, "Well, it's hard work." ”
"It's hard work, young people should suffer more." Not surprisingly, it suited my mother's appetite.
"It's kind of helping others solve trouble, as long as it doesn't break the law, we can do it!" Ishihara continued.
My mother was even more excited when she heard this, clapped her hands and said, "This is good, it can give him a long insight!" ”
I've probably heard it, what else can she do with her abilities? She must be going to be a thug, otherwise she is so violent, what else can she do?
Yoga raised his hand and pretended to be cute and shouted, "I can go too!" "I thought to myself, of course, with her own strength, she must be stronger than Ishihara, who is her opponent in a fight? But if you think about it, it seems that thugs are quite easy to break the law, right? Could it be that you want to drag me along to be a security guard?
"That's great, Yoga." My mom clapped her hands in celebration of Yoga.
It's a nightmare for me, and it seems that deducting my pocket money is not enough, and they are thinking about pulling me down this trip.
I quickly pretended to cough a few times, interrupted them, and tried to learn from their tone and said: "This job is indeed very capable of exercising yourself, but just like Yoga just said, the water flows to the lower places and the people go to the higher places, and some work still needs to be seen." ”
Unexpectedly, my mother replied in seconds: "Look! What do young people look at, you don't understand anything, you have to have qualifications or no qualifications, you have to have education or no education, and you want to be a general manager for the first time you work? ”
I suddenly wondered if the woman in front of me was my own mother, would it hurt my heart to tell this kind of truth?
Ishihara was like the third aunt possessed, and he hurriedly persuaded: "That's right, let's go through the experience first." "How do I feel that there are words in the words, a chill that penetrates the bone marrow comes from the inside out.
The more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, so I quickly said to my mother: "Mom, let's talk about this kind of thing as young people, and I'll take them back to the room to talk about it." ”
Fortunately, my mother was still sympathetic and replied: "Okay, young people still have to be assertive, and I can't say anything more." ”
Hearing her agree, I quickly carried Yoga in one hand and Ishihara in the other, and quickly brought it back to my room. Before I could speak, Shi Yuan shook my hand away and said, "What are you doing, pervert?" ”
"I'm asking you what you're doing, right?" I replied immediately.
"That's... Brother Xuan, can you put me down first, your knees against my stomach are so uncomfortable! ”
After I put Yoga down, Ishihara said, "What are you doing? It must be for your own good! You don't have to thank me, even if you take my last possessions, I still have the mercy to let you work for me... No, I learned from me. ”
"I just heard what you were saying."
Ishihara said seriously: "You heard it wrong. ”
I'm sure I heard it, but I didn't want to fight with her too much, so I asked, "So what are you going me to learn from you?" Hand tearing man or crotch hidden mine? ”
"What are you doing? I've never heard of it. Looking at Yogi's snickering appearance, Ishihara looked puzzled and continued: "I have a way for you to earn pocket money and at the same time be able to train yourself. ”
"I'm not going to listen to your boasting, can you be more direct?"
Ishihara looked proud and said with a smile: "It's for you to go with us to take over the business, a business that only the psychic medium can take." ”