Chapter 5 Uninvited Guest: Blue nose and swollen face
The full name of 'Sun Wu Daofa' is Sun Wu Zhengtian Xuanming Daofa, which was created by a disciple of the nineteenth generation of Longhu Shan Zhengyi who was expelled from the sect, and his deeds are not the focus of this article, so I will not list them for the time being. The pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info 'Sun Wu Taoism' is divided into five volumes, divided into the patriarch morality, the whole heaven of the world, the Xuanming runes, the Zhengtian formation, and the Sun Wu creation. And Uncle Qin's Sun Wu Dao method learned from his father is mainly the content of the books on both sides of the 'Xuanming Rune' and the 'Zhengtian Formation', and half of the content of the 'Zhengtian Formation Chapter' is the subsidiary formation content of the 'Sun Wu Creation Chapter', Uncle Qin He has not read the 'Creation Chapter', so he only learned about the content of the rune array that can be used by the talisman in this book. Originally, he still had the book "All Heaven and the World" in his hand, but unfortunately he inadvertently lost this book in the **** era.
As for why this old-faced little ghost was so surprised by the Dao method used by the two brothers of Qin Aide, I am afraid that only he himself knows. The old-faced little ghost used his own yin qi to force the small wooden sword inserted in his thigh out of his body, and then shook his left hand, which was still a little numb, and glared at Liang Yifu viciously and said, "I can't think of it... I really didn't expect that Lao Tzu and I finally escaped from that shitty place, but I ran into the two of you who know 'Sun Wu Taoism'."
Qin Ed didn't care why this old ghost was so sensitive to the Dao he had learned, on the contrary, he was more concerned about why he had inexplicable killing intent towards this old face ghost, could it be that he had seen this guy before he lost his memory?
Liang Yifu looked at the old ghost with a resentful face and smiled: "Hehe, it seems that you know a lot, I know that I will be Sun Wu Daofa, and I will be honest and give me a lie down and do a hundred push-ups, otherwise I will have to give you a strong criticism and education." The old-faced little ghost looked at Liang Yifu and sneered, and then said: "Hmph, I don't know the thickness of the sky, if you want me to lie down honestly, you have to have the ability of your ancestors!" As soon as the words fell, the old-faced little ghost raised his hands towards the two of them, stretched them out at a super fast speed, and grabbed them!
Liang Yifu knew that this kind of ghost who loves to pretend to be forced or something, so he likes to make a move immediately after arranging the score, he shouted: "Senior brother, get down!" ”。 As soon as the words fell, Liang Yifu hurriedly turned sideways and lay down on the ground, quickly took out a few red talismans, and flew out towards the old-faced ghost, shouting at the same time: "Fu Qi!" ”。
Qin Ide heard his senior brother's instructions, he didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly went to the ground, at the same time he looked up slightly, the three red talismans thrown out by the senior brother emitted a strong yang energy, he took a closer look, it turned out to be the "Fire Breaking Demon Talisman", it was the enhanced version of the "Fire Breaking Demon Talisman", this is a talisman that needs to be driven by internal qi, and the most recorded in the entire 'Talisman Chapter' is this kind of talisman driven by internal qi, which is a talisman that his current cultivation cannot use.
The three talismans floated in the air before they were attached to the body of the old-faced imp, and the old-faced imp had already felt a very familiar and annoying yang energy, so he quickly withdrew his hands and slapped them at the three talismans. How could Liang Yifu just watch the three domineering talismans that he had managed to drive with great difficulty being slapped away. He hurriedly used his mental power to control the three talismans to avoid the counterattack of the old-faced imp, and then controlled the talisman to fly towards the old-faced imp at a faster speed, like three sharp arrows shot by a bow and arrow. At the same time, he said to Qin Aide: "Go and collect that uncle's ghost now!" Go quickly".
Qin Ed watched his senior brother fight with this sudden old-faced ghost, and knew that he couldn't help now, just as the senior brother reminded him, he turned around and ran towards the place where the uncle's ghost was, and at the same time took out a small black bottle from his pocket. When Qin Ed ran to the distance of the uncle's ghost three steps away, he found that the uncle's ghost seemed to be prostrating at this time, the upper body was bent downward, soft, and the lower body seemed to be covered with cement, motionless.
Qin Ide originally wanted to carefully study what this ghost was, but now the situation was a bit urgent, he picked up the bottle and said to the uncle's ghost: "Accept!" ”。 The uncle's ghost was received into the bottle, and Qin Ed took out the blue 'Water Soul Suppression Talisman' and pasted it on the mouth of the bottle. turned around and looked at Liang Yifu.
At this time, Liang Yifu controlled the three small daggers evolved from the three talismans to fight with the old-faced imp, but these dozens of moves back and forth, Liang Yifu couldn't break through the long and short hands of the old-faced imp, although his hands were full of scars to resist the attack, but his face still showed a playful expression. And his senior brother had already had a lot of beads of sweat on his forehead at the moment, and he seemed to be a little unbearable.
Qin Ed looked around, looking for something that was suitable, so that he could sneak up on the old face imp. When Qin Ide was looking around, he suddenly heard a miserable scream, and then a figure flew towards him, and he fixed his eyes to see that it was his senior brother! The brothers bumped into each other and fell to the ground.
The old-faced imp didn't give them a chance to breathe, stretched out his legs and approached them, while stretching out his claws to send out two shockwaves of yin qi gathering at them. The brothers and sisters were so cold that they couldn't help but shiver, Liang Yifu hurriedly got up, pushed his junior brother to the bottom of the table, and then used all his strength to lift the table in front of him to block this wave of yin attacks. The yin qi hit the table, and instantly formed a thin layer of ice on the table.
Liang Yifu supported the table with his back, completely ignoring the fact that there were still a few cactus thorns stuck in his back; He looked at Qin Aide and said with difficulty: "Senior brother, run!" This guy is so wicked, we're no match for him! ”
Qin Ed looked at his senior brother like this, due to the cold brought by the yin qi, although Liang Yifu had a table to block most of the yin qi at this time, a thin layer of mist had appeared on his exposed skin. Qin Aide gritted his teeth and said, "No, we have to walk together!" ”。 Originally, Liang Yifu still felt very relieved when he heard it, but he didn't think that Qin Ide, this kid, would leave such a sentence and run away. Liang Yi scolded: ", you conscienceless guy, you say it nicely, but you escaped alone."
The old-faced little ghost saw Qin Ide running away, he laughed, he didn't chase it, at the moment he was enjoying the pleasure of abusing Liang Yifu, how could he care about Qin Ide, who was not useful to Liang Yifu.
"Stinky boy, weren't you crazy just now? See, your junior brother has escaped! But he won't be happy, I'll kill him when I kill you! The old-faced imp laughed after speaking.
Although Liang Yifu can't bargain for money in his skills, he always has to ask for some interest on this mouth: "Hmph! You alien shape that was photographed by the pot lid, I see you... I see you look so disgusting, and I don't know how your parents gave birth to such a freak as you, I've seen ugly, but I've never seen you look as ugly as a pot! If you are as ugly as you, can you marry a daughter-in-law?"
When the old-faced little ghost heard this, he suddenly roared angrily: "You, you little bastard!" Look for death! Where did I look ugly? Lao Tzu has a daughter-in-law, that is a generation of beauties in the world, that graceful figure, that chest and that ******, hehehehe".
Liang Yifu was also happy when he heard it, and he didn't care how uncomfortable he was at the moment, and said with a smile: "Graceful aunt, I think your daughter-in-law is the same as you, the best ugly girl in the world!" You two are stinky tofu with French stinky canned fish, the world stinks."
Although the old-faced little ghost didn't know where France was and what this 'stinky canned fish' was, he knew that Liang Yifu was insulting himself, insulting himself, and insulting his daughter-in-law who had not yet appeared on the stage. The old-faced imp increased the force at hand, creating a stronger yin qi. This can make Liang Yifu, who is carrying the table, miserable, and it seems that his body will become a 'mountain race version of the Arctic dry corpse' in a short time.
Speaking of Qin Aide, of course he wouldn't be so unrighteous and run away alone, he ran out of the office, bypassed the conference room, and then secretly returned to the office, that is, on the passage from the general manager's office, just returned here, he happened to hear his senior brother and the old face ghost start a scolding battle. He was immediately overjoyed, because his senior brother's unintentional move made the old face ghost lower his vigilance, he secretly came to the aisle where he first fought with the old face ghost, and touched the small wooden sword that was forced to fly by the old face ghost from the ground, he took out a "thunder and thunder charm" from his trouser pocket and wrapped it around the sword of the little wooden sword, and then picked up a utility knife that had just been scattered on the ground from the ground, and gently cut a cut on the index finger of his left hand, smearing the blood on the talisman. Then he whispered: "Fu Qi". The small wooden sword in his hand instantly emitted a soft aura of thunder and lightning, not as domineering as when he used the talisman just now.
Just when this breath appeared, the old-faced little ghost was slightly stunned, he felt this breath coming from behind him, and just wanted to look back, then Liang Yifu said the sentence that even his daughter-in-law scolded together. also inadvertently created an opportunity for Qin Aide to fight back again.
Qin Ide looked at the old-faced little ghost with his feet still on the ground, he walked over vigilantly, raised the wooden sword in his hand and slashed towards the legs, and this time he actually cut off the legs of the old-faced little ghost. The old-faced little ghost screamed and fell to the ground, and he quickly retracted his longer feet, and looked! Halfway down the calf was gone, and black smoke was coming out of the wound.
He shouted viciously: "Who is it! Which person dares to plot against Lao Tzu! Get the hell out of here! ”。 Seeing that his plan was successful, Qin Ide didn't give the old face ghost a chance to breathe, and ran to the place where the old face ghost's torso was at a speed of 100 meters, raised the sword in his hand and plunged it into his head.
I thought that this time I could hit directly, but I didn't expect a stronger wind to blow, and a cold woman's hand grabbed his hand holding the sword, and he looked at it in surprise, it turned out to be Sister Chen!? However, at this time, Sister Chen's face was white, and her pupils turned completely black, and he said in surprise: "Sister Chen? What are you doing? ”。
Sister Chen raised her hand slightly, threw Qin Ed to the ceiling, and then fell to the ground fiercely. Sister Chen, who was possessed by a ghost, looked coldly at the old-faced little ghost lying on the ground and said, "I said little Mozi, look at you doing good things?" What about the soul seed that you refined? ”。
It turns out that this old-faced little ghost is called 'Little Mozi', and I don't know how this name came from. When Xiao Mozi heard this soft female voice, his body suddenly shuddered, and he resignedly said: "The king spares his life, the king spares his life, the soul seed, the soul seed is still a little bit close to being refined, but it was destroyed by these two stinky boys who came out of nowhere." Xiao Mozi knelt on the ground and hurriedly kowtowed.
Sister Chen looked at the little Mozi who was kowtowing to the ground and said, "Okay, don't kowtow, kneel for me."
"Yes, yes," little Mozi replied with relief.
The ghost attached to Sister Chen looked at Qin Aide, who was lying on the ground coughing up blood, and Liang Yifu, who had already been frozen in another place; said coldly: "You are also a resentful baby who has been practicing Taoism for more than 200 years, and even these two children can't beat them, alas...".
Xiao Mozi heard his boss say this, and hurriedly explained: "Don't you know, the magic that these two boys learned is a very strange Sun Wu Dao method, when I was a disaster in the world, how could I have thought that one day there was a Mr. Yin and Yang, who would also know this spell, when I was subdued by him and forcibly sent to the underworld to suffer for hundreds of years, thanks to the king's kindness, the small one can get out of hell...".
"Okay, you kid can say something inconsequential" Sister Chen glanced at Xiao Mo, and there was a strong murderous aura in her eyes, which frightened Xiao Mozi involuntarily.
Sister Chen, who was possessed by a female ghost, looked at Qin Ide and said, "Boy, you can only blame yourself for being unlucky enough to catch up with me, otherwise you can live for a few more years." When Sister Chen said this, she raised her hand and stretched out her claws transformed by yin qi and walked slowly towards Qin Aide.
Qin Ed narrowed his eyes, thinking to himself that he was really going to burp now? He closed his eyes tightly, waiting for death to come, and he waited for a while to feel that nothing had happened, but he heard a strong explosion in his ears! He opened his eyes suddenly, and Sister Chen, who was standing in front of him at this time, suddenly took a few steps back, and a red talisman slowly fell to the ground, and the runes painted on it gradually disappeared, and it was obvious that the explosion just now was the power of this talisman.
An old man slowly walked out of the corridor of the office, it was Uncle Qin! At this time, he was patting his back vigorously and said at the same time: "I said that the god threw a banana peel downstairs, and wanted to kill Uncle I."
When Sister Chen and Xiao Mozi saw the old man who suddenly came in, such a clueless sentence suddenly came out of his mouth, and they didn't know how to answer the conversation.
Liang Yifu, who was still standing on the ground, had ears that could make it, and when he heard Uncle Qin's question, he squeezed out a sentence from his mouth: "What... That banana peel was what I just threw there." Uncle Qin heard the voices of the two Yifu, and said angrily: "I know it's you stinky boy!" Eat, eat, eat, know to eat bananas all day long, and now that you've been abused, do you know the importance of your uncle letting you practice?"
Liang Yifu smiled bitterly and said, "Uncle Qin... You can't blame me, it's you who said that my brain is not good, and eating bananas to replenish my brain." Uncle Qin was speechless, and he really couldn't talk to this apprentice. Uncle Qin looked at Qin Aide who was lying on the ground and sighed slightly. Then he looked at Sister Chen and Xiao Mozi, who were possessed by female ghosts, and said, "I said you two, where did the little ghosts come from." After speaking, Uncle Qin also picked out the ear holes with his tail fingers.
Xiao Mozi saw the old man in front of him, who had no momentum at all, and was about to speak, but was stopped by Sister Chen's hand, and the ghost attached to Sister Chen's body floated out, which turned out to be a female ghost wearing a Tang costume, that is, the kind of clothing that exposed her collarbone; It's pretty beautiful to look at. She looked at Uncle Qin coldly and said, "Are these two boys your apprentices?" ”。 Uncle Qin smiled and didn't answer, but said, "I didn't expect it to be a thousand-year-old yin, just like you, you want to put on a score in front of Uncle A, and it's a little tender."
The female ghost smiled, just Uncle Qin's move just now, if she hadn't attached to Sister Chen's body just now, I'm afraid her hand would have been blown off; If you want to fight this old man now, it will really take a lot of time. The female ghost looked at Uncle Qin and said, "Do you want me to let your two apprentices go, but you have to let them return my things to me."
Uncle Qin smiled and said, "Heh, I don't know what you want, but my apprentice has a ghost heart in his chest, and you want to take it." After speaking, he also pointed to Qin Aide who was lying on the ground.
The female ghost heard the meaning of Uncle Qin's words, shook her hand, grabbed the little Mozi standing beside her, turned into a yin wind, and left. Seeing that the female ghost left, Uncle Qin breathed a sigh of relief, came to Liang Yifu, took out a talisman and put it on Liang Yifu's forehead, and then grabbed Liang Yifu's hand and used his own internal qi to dispel the yin poison in Liang Yifu's body. After doing these things, Uncle Qin took out his mobile phone and dialed 120.
Qin Aide, Liang Yifu, and Sister Chen were sent to the hospital, and Uncle Qin also went to the hospital to take a look at his old waist. Anyway, how did Uncle Qin rush to save his two apprentices? This matter has to go back to when he went to He Shanbao's house as a guest.
Although Uncle Qin and He Shanbao, who is known as He Banxian, had some festivals when they were young, but as the days went by, the two of them looked down on the past of their youth, but they still talked harshly to each other. Uncle Qin was at He Shanbao's house, and while the two old bachelors were eating lunch boxes, they talked about the things of their youth, and also talked about the 'person' they talked about, the partner who had long since passed away.
When they were sighing, suddenly the electric lights in the house flickered non-stop, and a strong wind drifted out of the flat ground; An uninvited guest unexpectedly came to the living room. Uncle Qin thought that he didn't know that the little ghost who didn't have long eyes dared to run to find fault, and was about to go up to teach him a lesson, but He Shanbao grabbed him and said, "Hey, hey, what are you doing?" This guy still likes to fight so much at his age, and he doesn't look at who is coming? ”。 When Uncle Qin heard this, he and He Shanbao walked over to the living room, only to see a male ghost wearing a white tunic with a gray face and a somewhat handsome appearance, with long black hair; At this time, he was standing in the living room, looking down at the note in his hand, and looking around the living room. He Shanbao coughed dryly and asked, "I don't know which ghost from the underworld came to He Mou's mansion as a guest?" Can you report your name?"
The white-clothed male ghost looked up, Uncle Qin frowned slightly and said in surprise: "This, isn't this Bai Impermanence, Lord Lu?" ”。