This white-clothed, somewhat submissive male ghost is the new 'Bai Wuchang Lu Qingfeng' who has passed the new round of 'Underworld Ghost Poor Functional Department Assessment' and successfully took office. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoAs for the last few Bai Wuchang, they basically successfully ascended to the immortal realm, and our 'Bai Wuchang Xie Bi'an', who is very famous in the world on weekdays, was reincarnated as a human being because of his improper behavior and style on weekdays, bribery, and extortion in the world.

Here I want to explain to everyone about the life of this 'Lu Qingfeng', this kid was born in Hongwu seven years, this is a very talented talent, this guy on the way to the exam, encountered a downpour, on the road met a team of rich businessmen whose families moved to the capital to settle down, on the carriage the rich businessman saw that this kid was drenched into a soup chicken, and he couldn't bear it, so he invited him to get into the carriage, but this kid was a little backbone, at first he refused, but then he got from it and got into the carriage.

Along the way, he chatted with the rich businessman, who admired the boy's character and knowledge very much, so he wanted to marry his eldest daughter to him, so that he could have a son-in-law who would be an official in the future. But who would have thought that the daughter of this rich businessman had 'princess disease', and she was a little domineering, and she liked to tease Lu Qingfeng, making Lu Qingfeng miserable along the way.

On the way, the rich lady came up with a very strange couplet, insisting that Lu Qingfeng should be in the lower couplet, but Lu Qingfeng was right dozens of times, and the eldest lady said no, he must follow his own strange ideas to the next couplet. The rich businessman and the rich businessman's wife thought that this was just a matter of flirting and scolding between the two of them to increase their relationship, but who would have thought that this couplet would make this Lu Xiucai jump into the river in a fit of anger and 'martyr'. That's right, this kid committed suicide because he didn't match the couplet.

When he arrived at the underworld, the judge saw that this person was very knowledgeable, and the underworld happened to lack a judge, so he left him here on an errand, so as to avoid the punishment of going to hell for committing suicide.

Lu Xiucai had good luck after becoming a ghost, and he was fortunate enough to study in the 'Listening Institute' of the 'Jizo King Bodhisattva', where he met an eldest brother who was a martial arts master during his lifetime, and taught him a skill, and also inadvertently comprehended the use of the power of ghosts and immortals, and after years of hard work, he finally achieved a small success.

Then he became the new 'White Impermanence' of both civil and military affairs, and the new 'Black Impermanence' was the ghost he had the most headache and didn't want to encounter. When Lu Xiucai was working in the underworld on weekdays, he saw black impermanence appearing on the street, and he immediately slipped to the end of the street.

When Bai Wuchang saw Uncle Qin, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly stretched out his right hand to shake Uncle Qin's hand and said, "Brother Qin, it's good that I haven't seen you for many years, I didn't expect to meet you here."

Uncle Qin smiled embarrassedly and said, "Lord Lu is polite, you are hundreds of years older than me."

This Bai Wuchang smiled: "Eh, it can't be done, having said that, it's hard for you to call me grandpa, it's too inappropriate."

He Shanbao stood aside speechless, coughed dryly, looked at Bai Wuchang and asked, "I said you, do you know that this is trespassing"; Bai Wuchang smiled awkwardly after hearing He Shanbao's words, apologized to He Shanbao, and then said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Xiaosheng just ran into an old friend, it's rude, Xiaosheng came to find Mr. He today."

He Shanbao's personality is that others give you face, and he will stick it up, no matter who you are, anyway, Lao Tzu has face, and this is pretended. He Shanbao said, "Oh? What do you have to bother with Lord Bai Impermanence coming? ”。

"Here's the thing..."Lu Qingfeng glanced at Uncle Qin and continued: "Well, there are no outsiders here, here's the thing, Lord Yan Jun knows that Mr. He is a world-famous He Banxian in the world, and I want to ask you to help calculate the whereabouts of a person." When Uncle Qin heard this, he shook his head with a wry smile.

He Shanbao waved his hand and said: "Is that living person in the underworld, I can't figure it out, you let the old smoker watch it himself." Okay, Lu Qingfeng continued with an embarrassed face: "This... If you can't do it, you won't be able to stop this catastrophe." He Shanbao and Uncle Qin frowned at the same time when they heard this. Uncle Qin just wanted to ask, but He Shanbao took the lead and said: "Catastrophe is catastrophe, anyway, the last time that thing was considered unlucky for the two of us, and now we are both old bones, it's a big deal to settle in Fengdu City with you" He Shanbao walked back to the table and continued to eat.

Lu Qingfeng looked at Uncle Qin with a look of help. Uncle Qin smiled and said: "Leave him alone, he has such a stinky temper, didn't this underworld lose a magic weapon to the earth immortal realm, why did it have something to do with the human world?" ”。

Lu Qingfeng was about to speak, but a gust of yin wind slowly emerged from behind him, and a voice came out of the yin wind and said, "Old Lu, let me talk about it." When Lu Qingfeng heard this voice, he hurriedly turned around and said, "See Lord Yan Jun, King of Yama." It turned out that the old smoker came, Uncle Qin was speechless, what kind of thing is this, even this old guy came in person, this time it really gave He Shan enough to save face.

The old smoker waved his hand and said, "Lao Lu, what are you polite, there are no outsiders, you go and get busy with your business first." Lu Qingfeng saluted again, and then turned into a yin wind and went back to the underworld.

The old smoker looked at Uncle Qin and nodded, and said, "Brother Qin hasn't seen him for a year, and he looks good." Uncle Qin smiled bitterly. He Shanbao, who was eating in the restaurant at this time, said coldly: "You old guy, what are you doing here?" I don't have a trick to calculate the whereabouts of that kid, and it's useless to beg me." The old smoker shook his head with a wry smile, floated to He Shanbao's side and said, "I said Heshen, you kid, I didn't see you have such a stinky temper back then, why are you so rude in this life?" ”。

"What's wrong? Lao Tzu, am I not like this, I said you Ji Xiaolan, what kind of bullshit are you Yan Jun, if you hadn't asked Meng Po to only give me half a bowl of Meng Po soup, so that I could remember half of the things in my previous life in this life, and I have been entangled for most of my life, do you say you are kind? You were very kind back then, why did you become so unkind after you became a ghost? I still respected you back then," He Shanbao complained angrily to Master Ji.

Master Ji smiled helplessly and said: "What can I do, I also checked your life and death book at that time, your half bowl of Meng Po soup is God's arrangement, I can't help it, you are better now, take this matter and compete with me."

"What God, why do I have to toss so much, anyway, I'll tell you, Lao Ji, I can't help you with this, you don't even have a single character, where can I go for you? Go and go, go while it's cool, don't get in the way of me eating" He Shanbao finished talking and drove the ghost like a fly.

Uncle Qin sat on a chair in the living room, watching the conversation between this person and a ghost with interest, thinking that there was only one living person in this world, how dare this old man be so unkind to King Yama.

After sighing helplessly, Master Ji planned to let He Shanbao finish dinner before talking about business, but he didn't think that He Shanbao had just left two steps and said: "Eh, don't leave first, just stand there, you came just in time on this hot day, get rid of a free big air conditioner." Uncle Qin couldn't laugh or cry when he heard He Shanbao's words, this old man actually used the ghost's yin qi as a free air conditioner, and he couldn't come up with this bad idea. Although this Lord Ji doesn't know what this air conditioner is? But he knew that He Shen was taking advantage of himself very unceremoniously, which was tolerable, which was unbearable.

Master Ji raised his hand and pointed at He Shen and said, "I said that you old boy why are you so shameless, but you were the Minister of Military Aircraft in your last life, and you have become an old prankster in this life, you... If you have a kind, don't come to the underworld, see how I clean you up! I, Ji, am also a reader! ”。

He Shanbao was happy when he heard it, put down the chopsticks in his hand and stood up and glared at Ji Xiaolan, he said: "I'm an old prank, I want to, what's wrong with you being a scholar, aren't you just a pedantic scholar, do you know that TV series, they all praised you to the sky, what is for the people and the people, what is the family and the country, and the broken TV series also found a fat man to play me, how can I be so fat, am I so stupid and always bullied by you."

Ji Xiaolan, who became the king of Yama, also knows that there is such a thing as a TV series in the world, and she also knows what a TV series is, but when she heard He Shanbao's words, she suddenly felt aggrieved in her heart, that TV was made up by someone, what does it matter to him? Ji Xiaolan glared at He Shen angrily, and was also anxious, and hurriedly pulled something out of her waist. He Shanbao smiled when he saw him like this, and said, "I said Lao Ji, don't you want to hit me with a cigarette pouch pole."

"It's good if you know, see if I don't knock you to death," Master Ji said angrily, and at the same time he groped around his body, but he couldn't find his cigarette pouch pot. He Shanbao was happy again, looking at the king of Yama who had played himself in the 'reincarnation well' back then, he smiled and said: "Don't look for it, do you think your broken cigarette stick is the treasure given to you by Qianlong Lao'er in the TV series."

Master Ji stopped his hand and glared at He Shanbao, and said angrily: "He Shen! You wait for me, I'll go back now and get the 'Hundred Wishes' given by my Heavenly Court, you wait for me." After Master Ji finished speaking, he turned into a yin wind and went back to the underworld.

Uncle Qin watched the two of them make such a happy fuss, and smiled from ear to ear; I didn't expect this dignified Yama King to learn the general shouting and cruel words of the 'old boy'. He Shanbao looked at Uncle Qin sitting in the living room and smiled like a fool, coughed lightly and said, "I said you, laugh enough, come over and eat your food when you laugh enough."

Uncle Qin was about to speak, when a yin wind floated out from two steps in front of He Shanbao, okay, Lao Ji came back, he glared at He Shanbao angrily and said, "Okay, you Heshen!" You old prank, you tricked me, right, you used the method of agitation! You're amazing, you want to fool me back to the underworld! Are you really a fool?"

He Shanbao looked at Ji Xiaolan's appearance, and said seriously: "It's nothing, I didn't say that you are a fool, as for whether you are a fool or not, then you don't care." This Lord Ji heard that He Shanbao was so powerless to himself, he was angry, he rolled up his sleeves and was about to fight to the death with He Shanbao, this person is a ghost and two old men, and he wants to fight alone!? He Shanbao saw Lao Ji's battle, and hurriedly took out the 'Heaven Turning Seal' from his pocket and faced Lao Ji, and was also allowed to prepare for battle.

Lao Ji saw the 'Heaven Turning Seal' in He Shanbao's hand, his eyes were red, and he pointed at He Shanbao and said, "Good you Heshen!" Even the sky-turning seal has been revealed, you old pimple want to come to it really! ”。 Uncle Qin saw that this person, a ghost, and two old men seemed to be really about to fight, so he hurriedly got up and walked over, ready to persuade him to fight.

I only heard He Shanbao say: "Old bastard, you go away, this matter has nothing to do with you, today I want to see if it is my dragon mastery that is powerful, or the power of this old pedantic ghost king!" ”。

"Heshen! You really bite Lu Dongbin and don't know the hearts of good people, you have to make trouble with me today regardless of the safety of the people in the world for the sake of your Meng Po soup, right! After Master Ji finished speaking, a strong burst of yin qi erupted from his whole body, and then the clothes on his body turned into a 'special official uniform for the king of Yama', and there was also an 'order for the king of Hades' in his hand. And He Shanbao opposite him recited a spell to summon the nine 'dragon souls' in the 'Heaven Turning Seal', the 'dragon soul' exuded a strong 'king's aura', and the nine dragon souls circled around He Shanbao's body, looking at Lord Ji who was a ghost on the opposite side, just waiting for his master to give an order.

Uncle Qin hurriedly took a few steps back to the plate, saw this scene, and saw that He Shanbao, who had already become a white-haired old man in front of him, actually dragged out his family, he couldn't help but think back to He Shanbao when he was young, and he had done a lot of earth-shattering things with this dragon control technique.

Speaking of this 'Flipping Seal', it is not the magic weapon of Touching the Golden Captain, the 'Flipping Seal' first originated in the "Fengshen List" and belongs to the ancient magic weapon, but He Shanbao's 'Flipping Seal' was refined by a senior of the Mai faction a long time ago. Speaking of this 'Heaven Turning Seal', there is a 'True Dragon's Soul' living here, which is also an extraordinary product. The appearance of this treasure looks like a cuboid seal, the material is a bit like jade, but it feels like metal, this thing is passed down by Master He Shanbao, and in dozens of generations, people who can summon the 'dragon soul' can be counted with five fingers. There was originally only one true dragon soul in this 'Heaven Turning Seal', and the other eight dragons were He Shanbao's master, who was in the late Qing Dynasty when he learned that the Chinese earth qi was leaking, and forcibly used the 'true dragon soul' in the eight dragon caves to absorb part of the dragon's aura's aura and refine it into the 'dragon vein power'. Let's talk about this for now.

Ji Xiaolan, who was standing on the opposite side, couldn't help but be stunned when she saw these nine dragon souls, thinking about when the reincarnation of He Shen became so powerful, since ancient times, the emperor has been called the Ninety-Five Honor, because the emperor is a man of destiny, and he was born blessed by the aura of the fourteen dragon veins; And the emperors who can be blessed by the fourteen dragon veins are only treated by the founding emperors, such as Qin Shi Huang, Han Gaozu, and Qing Taizu Aixin Jueluo-Luerhachi and so on. And this He Shancan have 'nine dragon souls; Protecting the body, it stands to reason that this kid has such a dragon energy, in today's society, he is either rich or expensive, and the luck is very good, and these nine dragons have recognized the master, which is a very remarkable thing.

He Shanbao looked at Lao Ji, who was contemplating on the other side, and said with a smile: "Hehe, you shouldn't be afraid, I'm not afraid to tell you, more than forty years ago, I used this method to overturn the Nine Demons who were in trouble in the world, you have to think clearly whether you want to do it with me, and I'm not afraid to tell you, if you call your other nine colleagues over, I'm not afraid of you!" ”。

Ji Xiaolan waved her hand, put away the yin qi on her body, and returned to a gray tunic, and said: "I won't mess with you, you are just an old splash, I am afraid of you" Ji Xiaolan shook her head after speaking, looked at Uncle Qin and asked embarrassedly: "Brother Qin, do you have a cigarette?" Ji is greedy again."

He Shanbao looked at Ji Xiaolan and confessed, put away the dragon soul, and then he picked up a pack of cigarettes from the dining table and threw it to Lao Ji, saying, "That old miscellaneous has lung cancer and can't smoke, smoke mine."

In this way, I thought that a blockbuster of the century would be staged in "Reincarnation and Shen vs. Ji Xiaolan, King of Yama", but it ended casually before it started.

The two of them sat in the living room, and Ji Xiaolan crossed Erlang's legs and smoked. He Shanbao looked at him with disdain and said, "I said that you old smoker can smoke less, I am a soft-shell Chinese, you smoked half a pack for me in the blink of an eye, I can't afford your squandering like this." Ji Xiaolan looked enjoyable, and said slowly: "Look at your virtue, didn't you just smoke a few cigarettes, as for such heartache, don't think I don't know that you can make a lot of money as a fortune teller on weekdays, no matter how expensive the cigarettes are, you don't have to buy them at all, a bunch of dignitaries and nobles send them to your house."

"Hmph, I won't talk to you anymore, Lao Ji, I just said very clearly, I can't count this person for you, you don't even have an hour, how can I calculate it for you? Aren't you fooling around," He Shanbao said helplessly.

Ji Xiaolan listened to He Shanbao's words, put the cigarette in her hand on the ashtray, took out a note from her pocket, and floated the note to He Shanbao's hand with her mental power to the location where He Shanbao was. He Shanbao took the note and opened it to see that there were eight words written on it; He Shanbao couldn't cry or laugh, okay, this old Ji had been waiting for him here for a long time. I didn't expect to make such a fuss, but in the end, I was calculated by this pedantic old smoker.

Uncle Qin took the note from He Shanbao's hand, frowned and said, "Could this be the eight characters of the kid who made a big fuss in the underworld?" ”。 Ji Xiaolan nodded and said, "I think it should be that the Bodhisattva King of the Earth was originally going to return to the Buddha Kingdom to retreat and practice for five hundred years, but before leaving, he listened to the Divine Monarch deliver a letter to me, so I knew that the person who stole the Yue Ling Mirror wanted to plan a big conspiracy that was enough to destroy the balance between the two worlds."

Uncle Qin and He Shanbao smiled similarly, why do all these great powers love to pretend? At this time, it is true to go back to the Buddha country to retreat for 500 years and go back to avoid disasters.

He Shanbao didn't rush to calculate with this eight characters, he looked at Ji Xiaolan and asked, "Okay, what do you want to know?" I'll just come back to your three questions".

When Ji Xiaolan heard He Shanbao's words, she smiled slightly, and took out a cigarette from the cigarette case on the table and lit it with a ghost fire; He Shanbao saw that the old smoker was so unkind, and hurriedly walked over to take away the pack of cigarettes, Ji Xiaolan quickly put the cigarette in his pocket, and said with a smile: "No, no, when did you become so stingy."

He Shanbao looked at him and said, "Old smoker, can you stop smoking now, you will go back to the underworld later, and I will give you the whole cigarette!" ”。 When Lao Ji heard that there was such a cheap thing, he took a big puff of the cigarette on his mouth, and all the cigarettes turned into ashes, he looked at He Shanbao's eyes and said, "What do you say?" ”。

He Shanbao returned to his seat and sat down helplessly and said: "When did I fool you, I still have several cigarettes in my room, I am old, I smoke less, I will give them to you, you old smoker to death."

Ji Xiaolan was happy, although this old pimp fooled himself once just now, but there is such a big bargain, don't be in vain; He smiled and said, "Okay, just three questions, you can calculate for me where that kid is now?" And how did he get that skill? In the end, why did he take away the Yue Ling Mirror? Just these three".

After listening to this, He Shanbao raised his left hand and quickly pinched it, but as he calculated, his brows couldn't help frowning, and he hurriedly raised his right hand and pinched it with both hands. After about 5 minutes, he stopped, looked at Uncle Qin's eyes widened and said, "Old smash, why does this matter have anything to do with you?" ”。

Ji Xiaolan was not stupid, and when she heard He Shanbao's words, she also looked at Uncle Qin, with a serious face. Uncle Qin looked at the two of them and asked suspiciously: "I said that you are the second and fifth old, no, it is more appropriate to call you an old prank, what are you talking nonsense?" Why does it have anything to do with me? ”。

He Shanbao waved his hand and said: "Go, go, what an old pimple, I came to ask you, you have to return to me honestly", He Shanbao paused and continued to ask: "Did you accept that living person with a ghost heart as an apprentice before, just that kid, Qin Ide."

Uncle Qin nodded and said, "What's the matter, do you want to say that kid is the one who made a big fuss about the underworld and took away the Yue Ling Mirror?" ”。

He Shanbao turned his head to look at Lao Ji and said, "Alas... Let me first answer your three questions old smoker, the person you are looking for is now on the 24th floor of our Pengcheng Hairun Building, and his ability is this old smashing sect" Speaking of this, he pointed to Uncle Qin who was sitting on the side, and then he continued: "The last question, how to say it, only half of it is calculated, the mirror is now in a place called 'Ludao Chinese Normal Senior Normal College' in Ludao City." Uncle Qin heard He Shanbao's words like a bolt from the blue, he knew that this old boy's calculation could be calculated accurately, especially for people's ability to calculate, it was a living 'half a three-life stone'.

Ji Xiaolan also frowned when she heard He Shanbao's words, and said, "No, according to what you say, this time doesn't coincide, did you miscalculate?" He Shanbao said anxiously: "Fart, my ability to calculate is using the spiritual power of the dragon control technique, how can I miscalculate." ”

Uncle Qin asked suspiciously: "It's impossible, the person who made trouble in the underworld, according to the time in the world, but a year ago, and the two apprentices I accepted were only 4 months old, although the talent is extremely high, but with his current Taoism, the underworld only needs to dispatch more than 20 ordinary ghosts to capture him."

When He Shanbao heard Uncle Qin's words, he couldn't help but exclaim: "What do you say, after studying the Dao Law with you for 4 months, it is equivalent to the ability of more than 20 ordinary ghosts in the underworld?" But don't forget that the ghosts of the underworld have more or less some Taoism before their deaths, if they let him study for another ten years and eight years, wouldn't he become an immortal? ”。

Uncle Qin shook his head and said, "I don't know about this, you also know that my apprentice has a lot of problems, serious amnesia, and he is also a living person with a ghost heart."

Ji Xiaolan heard Uncle Qin say that there was a living person with a ghost heart, and she anxiously asked about it; Uncle Qin had no choice but to tell Ji Xiaolan about the matter, Ji Xiaolan hurriedly took out the letter that the King of Jizo had written for him before from his pocket, opened it and looked at it carefully, and was immediately overjoyed, looking at the two of them and saying: "Wrong, we are all wrong, these eight characters are not the person who makes trouble in the underworld, but your apprentice, the Bodhisattva of the King of the Earth peeps into the sky not to find the person who stole the mirror, but to find this kid, could it be that there is some mystery hinted here?" ”

When Uncle Qin heard Ji Xiaolan's words, he was relieved, if his apprentice was really a treasure hunter, he would definitely protect his shortcomings as a master; There is also the fact that his two apprentices are now neither human nor ghost, and they have nothing to do with themselves, so it is reasonable that they can't care about the life and death of their apprentices.

He Shanbao had doubts in his heart, so he raised his right hand and calculated, wanting to prove that he was not wrong again, but he had just calculated for a while, and he was suddenly shocked! looked at Uncle Qin and said, "Old smash, your apprentice has hit a hard stubble, and he won't be able to see the morning light tomorrow morning!" ”。 When Uncle Qin heard this, he remembered the customer's incident in the morning, but his two apprentices went to catch ghosts for others; He was going out without saying a word. He Shanbao hurriedly grabbed him and said, "You just want to go over like this, do you want to take the guys?" He Shanbao woke up the dreamer with his words, and Uncle Qin hurriedly asked He Shanbao for some red paper and ink, and after quickly cutting, he drove three brushes to quickly draw the required talismans on the red paper with his mental power.

Ji Xiaolan, who was standing on the side and watching, couldn't help but sigh with such an ability, those who have seen drawing talismans have never seen drawing talismans with mental power. Uncle Qin put down the brush, released the internal qi with both hands to dry the talismans, and kicked all the talismans into his trouser pockets; Hurriedly walked towards the door.

At this moment, he was stopped by Ji Xiaolan: "Wait, Brother Qin will pass at this time, I'm afraid you won't be able to catch up with your world's means of transportation, wait for Ji to give you a ride." In this way, Ji Xiaolan, the king of Yama, set up a yin wind to send Uncle Qin to Hairun Mansion, but because Ji Xiaolan didn't know the way, he got lost halfway; Fortunately, Uncle Qin's mobile phone had navigation, and finally arrived at the downstairs of Hairun Building, at this time, Ji Xiaolan had already felt that there was a strong yin qi in this building, this yin qi was actually Xiao Mozi's yin qi, at that time his queen had not come over, Ji Xiaolan sent Uncle Qin to the place, and hurriedly said that he wanted to go back to He Shanbao's house to get cigarettes, and go back to the underworld by the way; After saying goodbye to Uncle Qin, he left.

Uncle Qin didn't pay attention to walking because of his desire to save the disciple, so he stepped on the 'banana peel' that Liang Yifu threw on the ground just now, fortunately, Uncle Qin's knife was not old, and at the moment of falling backwards, he forcibly twisted his body to stand firm, avoiding this unwarranted disaster, but he slightly strained the muscles in his lower back. Uncle Qin called it a pain, supporting his old waist with one hand, and choosing to go up the stairs, he ran up to the 24th floor in one breath with a very fast body, it took less than 3 minutes, but he was tired and sweaty. After that, the pre-document has already been mentioned, and at this moment, the three of them are lying on their stomachs in the hospital.