After waving goodbye to the kind uncle, Huang Doudou completely woke up. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Whore, is it only me who can see you, and no one else can see you?" The people who came and went in the town, except for the good aunt staring at her belly and pointing, no one stepped forward to ask who the man in ancient costume was beside her.

Gintama was looking down at a mobile phone film stall on the side of the road, staring curiously at the little boss skillfully sticking the mobile phone film, tugging on Huang Doudou's sleeve, "What is he doing?" ”

was pulled by his sleeves, Huang Doudou was even more panicked, Mom, wearing this ancient robe, he will be able to make headlines tomorrow.

"Hey, little girl, don't you think my sister is strange?" Stopping a primary school student with pigtails and a large schoolbag, Huang Doudou's nervous forehead was sweating.

The elementary school student was licking the popsicle with an innocent face, "Auntie, will the baby in your belly turn his head?" ”

Belch? Child, are you blind? Didn't you see my sister's costume?

"Leave him alone, you tell my sister, besides this, what's so strange, such as my sister's clothes......" Pointing to the big butterfly on the placket, Huang Doudou asked worriedly.

I didn't think that the elementary school student rolled his eyes, and said disdainfully, "Isn't it Adidas, I have several things at home, don't think that our town is small, so we have not seen the world." ”

After speaking, the elementary school student glared at her fiercely again and left.

Where is this? Child, my sister is asking if you see my fancy dress!

The head flashed brightly, stupid, didn't the little girl tell herself that she was still wearing the same dress? Oops, I was scared to death, I was about to become insane.

Patting his head, Huang Doudou let out a long breath, and remembered another big thing, in the past half a day, the ghost son has not even let go of a fart.

The fetal movement is very weak, stabilize my mind and want to communicate with him, how can I hold back for a long time and waste my efforts, why is this little talk suddenly so quiet?

Huang Doudou is very uneasy, after all, he has been with him for a year, even if he is a fart, he has feelings, so he should go back to the city and go to the hospital for a check-up.

Gintama by my side, not here!

Huang Doudou's eyes were purring, and he sang a little song in his heart, now is a good time, hurry up, do you have to wait for him to come back?

Sneakily poking his head out from the ticket window, Huang Doudou's eyes swept around, which made the ticket seller sister with a tense face impatient, and said in a rough voice, "Hey, hey, do you want to buy a ticket?" Don't block the window, okay? ”

"Oh, buy, buy, is there a direct ticket to Tianjiawan?" Huang Doudou hurriedly lay down at the window, for fear that he would not be able to buy the ticket.

"80 a piece, drive in 20 minutes, the last shift, buy it or not?" The eldest sister in the window is even more angry, what's the matter with this person? I can't wait to put my face in and look at it.

The tricycle uncle just now told her that there were many people who came to the grave, and there was an extra bus to the provincial capital at the station, which happened to pass by Tianjiawan.

"Buy!" Huang Doudou is clean and neat, and his heart is full of joy, eldest sister, I will buy it even if it is eight hundred, don't you know the wild ghost who cheated the corpse!!

“……”

Huang Doudou wanted to curse, but the wild ghost who had cheated the corpse was standing behind the eldest sister and waving at her!

Twenty minutes after waiting for the bus, Huang Doudou leaned back on the chair weakly, and the lady on the seat next to her handed her a big steamed bun, "Girl, if you're hungry, hurry up and eat." ”

“…… Auntie, where do you live? "Huang Doudou can't tell the strangers around him, is it a person? Is it a ghost?

Today is different from the past, the annual Midyear Festival, can't help but make her think more, besides, this eldest lady ...... Bai Fat Bai Fat looks clean and simple, but why is there such a big smell on his body?

"Oh, hehe, I live in Xishan, don't be afraid, this steamed bun is not poisonous, this morning, I specially steamed it for my old man, he doesn't like to eat pasta, and death can't get rid of this problem, so I took it back."

Huang Doudou heard the mother's voice, which was a sacrifice to the old man's grave.

Such a kind and honest lady, how can you scare people like this? How dare I eat your sacrifices, your old man won't crawl out of the ground in the middle of the night, come to me to settle accounts!

Hey? Why is the prostitute waving at me again? Is it the pearl of the night that sparkles in his head? Which one is this singing?

Huang Doudou hesitantly took the steamed bun and looked at Gintama, but he didn't put it in his mouth to eat.

"Kid, why don't you eat it?" The eldest lady asked enthusiastically.

Huang Doudou was hungry for a long time, and the soft and sweet steamed buns also matched her appetite, but Silver Soul looked at her with a serious face, which made her very sick.

"Auntie, I'm not hungry, I'll keep it for a while to eat, hehe!" Stuffed into his clothes, Huang Doudou secretly made a grimace with Gintama, hating ghosts, and the ghost did not go away.

A person ran in outside the door and shouted that the car to the provincial capital began to check the ticket, Huang Doudou held his stomach and wanted to go out, with an arm around his waist and even breathing in his ears.

"If this old lady shouts at you to get out of the car in a while, you don't pay attention to her!"

Why? You're telling me clearly, you bastard, where are you going?

Huang Doudou craned his neck and watched Gintama's dashing back disappear into the night, muttering, "Stinky bastard!" ”

The old lady who was walking in front turned around and asked with a smile, "Girl, are you talking to me?" ”

"No, no, no, auntie, you walk slowly, be careful of the steps." Huang Doudou was honestly afraid, and said that this old lady's ears are really good, and she has heard of picking up money and treasures, but she has never seen anyone picking up scolding.

The bus left the station, Huang Doudou felt a little lost in his heart, he didn't see Gintama in the car, and he didn't know where he went in a hurry just now.

There seems to be a hard object around the waist, the soybean beans are very uncomfortable, take it out and take it out, it is a white and smooth jade, the feel is delicate and warm, and it is glowing.

Eighty percent was put by Gintama.

"Oh, girl, my seat number is right next to yours." The old lady in the waiting room walked over slowly, Huang Doudou hurriedly put the jade in her pocket, but her mother told her not to show her wealth outside, and be careful to let others worry about it.

"Auntie, is this car passing by Xishan?" Huang Doudou is a road idiot, and he hasn't lost it all these years because he has been hanging around Tianjiawan.

The old lady sat down slightly awkwardly and raised the ticket in her hand, "Yes, we just happened to be companions on the way." ”

The two were close at this time, and Huang Doudou sensitively smelled the smell of the old lady.

When you enter a closed chicken farm, the smell of fermented by hot flashes and the smell of sour rot, and even more so, a smell of urine lingers around her.

Huang Doudou leaned to the side, his eyes glancing at the old lady from time to time, suspecting that she had peed her pants because of Alzheimer's.

In fact, on the contrary, after the old lady sat down, she kept chattering, saying that her son was out of tune, hooking up with the little daughter-in-law outside all day long, and the two of them fought at two ends for three days, and if the old man was still alive, he would have to break his backbone.

However, she has a good grandson, who is the same age as Huang Doudou, and is a warm-hearted child.

Huang Doudou echoed without a match, his eyelids were so heavy that he fought, and there was still a three-hour drive, and he fell asleep with his head resting on the glass.

The only drawback is that this lady is completely disturbing the people, and in a daze, Huang Doudou feels that a pair of hands are secretly touching her belly.

When Huang Doudou woke up, he found himself leaning on a cornerstone on the side of the road, and he didn't know when he got out of the car.

"Ahh Huang Doudou screamed, jumped up and looked around in horror, the empty dirt road was not Tianjiawan at all, did he encounter a black car dumping passengers?

"Girl, you're awake, go, go home!" Just as Huang Doudou was about to run, the hoarse voice of Aunt Xishan came from behind him.

In the darkness, the old lady emerged from waist-high grass, carrying a bag in her hand, glowing green.