Chapter 3: Oni and God

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“…… You don't put on your clothes? The silver-haired man not only had a nice voice, but also bright and gentle eyes, which fascinated Huang Doudou and stared at him stupidly.

"What...... What the? "The clothes are put around the neck, the scenery on the chest is unobstructed, and the groove is gone, gone, gone!

Crossing his hands to protect his chest, Huang Doudou was very angry, "Hey, you big pervert, you've seen it all, and you're pretending to be a good person now." ”

The silver-haired man turned around and saw that Huang Doudou was still not dressed, so he smiled helplessly, took out a package from his wide sleeve and handed it over, "Put it on first, you will get sick if you wear wet clothes." ”

Huang Doudou is even sluggish to find the strangeness of the silver-haired man, either he has crossed over, or she has crossed.

Without receiving the package, Huang Doudou looked at the man suspiciously, and asked after thinking for a long time, "You...... Is it a human or a ghost? ”

"Oh, maybe it's a ghost!" The man's ambiguous answer made Huang Doudou's face change greatly, and he retreated to the corner, quietly freeing out a hand to protect his belly.

Tsk, I'm blind with this face, I look like a fairy!

"Hell, why are you looking for me?" Scared to death, Huang Doudou tried his best to restrain his trembling tone.

The silver-haired man was very curious about her name, and couldn't help but smile when he thought about it, "My name is Gintama, and I'm from ...... Ground floor! I have no ill will and will not hurt you. The man's slender fingers pointed to the ground, and there was a smile in his eyes.

I thank you, you whore, I'm afraid I'll knock you down in a while.

"Find ...... What are you looking for me for? Huang Doudou's tongue was uneven, and his voice trembled even more.

Thinking she was cold, Gintama walked over directly and squatted in front of her, "Here, put it on!" ”

A gorgeous satin gown, with a large peony on the placket, embellished with a few vivid butterflies, is even more beautiful than the chaise dress on TV.

"Your wife's clothes? It's so beautiful, can you still burn such paper work now? Unable to resist the temptation of gorgeous clothes, coupled with the fact that he really needed clean clothes, Huang Doudou snatched his clothes and covered himself indiscriminately.

"Wife? Burn? "The conversation between the two is not always on the same wave.

Seeing the blank expression of the "prostitute stick", Huang Doudou, who was dressed, waved his hand, "Forget it, don't get entangled, obscene stick, it's getting dark, I have to go home quickly, thank you for your clothes, I'll burn it to you when I get home." ”

As he spoke, Huang Doudou's footsteps kept walking out, Nima, now the ghosts have evolved more and more like people.

"Wait!" The arm was held by a slender hand. Huang Doudou is envious and jealous, and the hands of the lewd stick are the most beautiful she has ever seen, a hundred times stronger than Brother Erniu's big paws, and her ...... Uh, the blow is even bigger.

"What for?" With his eyes fixed on that hand, Huang Doudou sucked the ha that came to his mouth.

Gintama couldn't help but laugh, let go of his hand, took a step back and said, "You should give me back my beads!" ”

Bead! Doudou's eyes widened, her eyelashes fluttered, and she looked at him vigilantly.

"What? Forgot to bring? Gintama was still breezy and calm, with a smile on his lips.

"You, you, you're not the person I met last year? He ......, "Huang Doudou was speechless for a while, I didn't see the man's appearance clearly last year!"

"Oh? What does that man look like? Full of ridicule, Huang Doudou's face was red and his neck was thick, and he shouted at the top of his voice, "He is more like a person than you!" ”

Bah! That person is obviously a ghost, on the night of July 15, in the deserted ghost mountain, how can a person walk silently!

"Yes, yes, it's definitely not you, the man walked silently, and you just stepped on a tree branch outside." Huang Doudou danced with joy as if he had discovered a new world, so witty.

"Haha, you're so funny, in this case, you're going to offend." Obviously, the silver-haired beautiful man was a little impatient, and as soon as his hand was raised, a ball of starlight appeared in the palm of his hand out of thin air.

Colorful and the most awesome fireworks!

Huang Doudou was so shocked that his jaw was about to fall to the ground! This guy is definitely a ghost, yes! But what are his hands doing? Why are you picking my mouth?

Huang Doudou bit hard, but his cheeks hurt for a while, it was so ghostly, he didn't bite his finger at all.

"Don't move!" Gintama's face changed slightly, and he grabbed Huang Doudou's wrist and didn't let go.

Huang Doudou thinks that this guy may be in trouble, otherwise why is his expression so weird?

"Hey, men and women don't kiss, I did take the beads, but I can't confirm that you are that person, you show evidence, or ......"

Huang Doudou's words couldn't be spoken, and the gentleness and pity in the deep eyes of the man in front of her made her very infatuated, and the little heart inexplicably "poof" jumped non-stop, and a sentence came out, "People have been waiting for you for a long time!" ”

Huang Doudou was disgusted by his own words, is he crazy? Even the dust woman is not so explicit!

"I'm sorry I'm late."

Such a man with a god of wind and jade looked at her affectionately, and Huang Doudou's first reaction was that this person was controlled by spells, otherwise how could his temperament change greatly?

"What's your name? Where do you live? Is there anything you've been feeling for a lot lately? Naturally, Gintama reached out and stroked her long hair, put his hand on her waist, and asked gently.

Huang Doudou was stiff, his breath was short, and his little heart began to beat again.

Bewitched, Huang Doudou, quickly bite the tip of the tongue.

However, the tip of the pink tongue slid across the lip flap, very provocative, and the soybean ghost replied, "Soybean bean, soybean yellow, soybean bean, my family in Tianjiawan's ......"

Before the words fell, Huang Doudou only felt countless shadows dangling in front of him, and after a period of dizziness, he landed on the side of the road below the mountain.

Huang Doudou, who remained motionless and stiff, stood on the side of the road for ten minutes, during which time she passed two tricycles and asked her if she wanted to take a ride to the bus stop.

Huang Doudou couldn't answer, couldn't think, just stared blankly at the evil ...... who was smiling on the other side Kinky sticks.

Old Man Ling deceived the corpse, Uncle Mironwa, did you hear my inner monologue? Why don't you force me into the car and take me out of here?

"Okay, if you don't leave, the ghost door should be opened, I remember that you are very timid." still has a gentle voice like water, pampered and cherished eyes, and a fresh and handsome demeanor.

A tricycle "suddenly" drove on the mountain road in the distance, and Huang Doudou stretched out his hand in a trance and stopped the car.

"Yo, girl, I saw you again, did you finish the grave for your parents?" Acquaintance, the kind uncle who sent her up, Huang Doudou burst into tears with excitement, grabbed his hand and jumped up, "Great, uncle, it's great to see you." ”

The uncle was a little frightened by Huang Doudou's excessive enthusiasm, thinking about this girl's loneliness and shyness, going to the grave of her parents with a big belly, she must have a hard time, it is really pitiful.

"Okay, let's go, I'm going back to town, I'll take you back by the way, get in the car!" The kind uncle helped her into the car with pity, and Huang Doudou looked up and saw that the prostitute had already sat firmly in the car, still smiling.

Stretching out his hand not to hit the smiling man, Huang Doudou was a little discouraged, "Hey, I'm going home, why are you going to follow the car?" ”

Gintama helped her sit down, carefully smoothed the cushion on the stool, thought about it, and took out a soft pillow from her sleeve and put it on her lower back, then raised her head and said, "I'll go home too!" ”

The kind-hearted uncle looked back at the soybean bean in the car suspiciously, and said in his heart, this poor girl is talking to herself, crazy, motherless children are like grass!