164 to make money

From the feeling of being stared at the moment to the discovery of this human face, to the brake, almost all of them were completed in three seconds. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 The info action is so direct and coherent that I feel incredible to myself.

The fat man suddenly woke up from his sleep, and ago, he barked at me. I know it's biting at the human face on the glass on my left, and when you look at it so closely, it's really terrifying, like I've had a grudge against it for several lifetimes, staring at me.

"Damn, when did it appear?" The fat man glanced at it, gasped and said. "Wait......" Before he could answer, he suddenly opened the door and got out of the car, walked to my left, and looked the pale face up and down. Damn, a dummy, almost scared us out of a car accident and died here, who did it? Who is it? has the ability to come out to the fat man. ”

The fat man stood next to the car and shouted, then dragged the dummy off the roof of the car and stepped on it directly on the ground. At this time, a car came down from the highway and slowly drove towards this exit, and there was a man and a woman inside, watching the fat man's movements with incredible eyes.

"What do you see? Haven't you ever seen a fat man? If you have the ability to park, Lao Tzu will let you know what a fat man is. The fat man scolded and scolded, and kept stepping on this dummy under his feet.

I opened the car door and got out of the car, pushed the fat man aside, and then looked at the person carefully. The man's chest was a large depression, as if it had been caused by some impact. My mind immediately remembered the scene a few minutes ago, on the highway, a figure suddenly flashed in front of the car, could it be this? Thinking of this, my hanging heart let go, it doesn't matter how you scare me, as long as it doesn't really hit someone.

"Fat man, there's no need to get along with the same mannequin, just mention it and throw it away on the side of the road. Let's get in the car, it's almost dawn, don't rest and sleep, at least find a place to have breakfast or something. Otherwise, our body won't be able to bear it. I said, get in the car directly, and ago came up and gave me an intimate ****.

The fat man then got into the car, and the car slowly got off the highway. At the toll booth in front, slowly drive the car to the toll window and stop. "How much, beauty?"

"A seven-seater car, driving 162 kilometers, should pay 55 yuan!"

I handed over a hundred dollars, took back the change, kicked the accelerator and left here. I found a random street and drove in, and there was still more than an hour before dawn, when I could have breakfast, and at this time I could only squint in the car for a while, so as to pass the time.

"Fat man, are you asleep?" Five minutes passed, and I asked in a low voice.

"Sleeping with a hammer, my stomach is growling with hunger, if I can fall asleep, I will be ready to become an immortal, and I will directly enter the Bigu period." The fat man's eyes widened and he replied.

"Me too." As soon as I finished speaking, ago actually called twice, as if to say metoo!

"Fat man, we have no money. What to do? When I said this, I was indeed forced to be helpless, and I had less than a thousand dollars on me. Think about how much time it will take to get along the way, tolls, gas, food, drink, and lazar, what is not money?

"How many do you have?" The fat man asked.

"That's it." I just threw my wallet at him. "We have to find a way to make some money, otherwise we won't be able to go on the next road. No matter how dangerous Lao Yang is, at least he has to survive until we rush over. We're all so poor, and we can't blame us for not saving him. ”

"Yes. Earn money, earn money...... Let's go and be the temporary Mr. Yin and Yang. You see, I am a Taoist priest, and I know a little bit about the five elements of Feng Shui secret arts. You are the corpse collector, and you understand the etiquette of life and death when the corpse is buried, so our combination can be qualified for this position at once, how about it? The fat man said with a smile, it seems that he can come up with such a ghost idea, and he is very smart.

"Your idea is good, but we are new to the city, and we are not familiar with life, where to go to solicit business. You can't go out on the street, can you? I've never heard of these eight lines and there are people selling on the street, and people dislike bad luck and walk around you. ”

"That's right!" After the fat man finished speaking, the car fell silent again. At this time, it happened to be ten minutes between day and night, and the fish belly appeared white in the east, and the sound of birdsong suddenly came.

"Quack...... Quack...... "When the fat man heard this voice, he suddenly called out in surprise. "Master Xiao, listen quickly. What is this sound? ”

"Isn't that the voice of the old crow?" I replied angrily. There is something strange about this sound, in the countryside, almost often heard.

"Nope. It's not a crow, it's an owl. In the city, owls generally don't call, unless they're going to die! Since someone is going to die, don't we have business coming to the door? The fat man suddenly smiled wickedly at me.

I couldn't talk to him, so I had to leave him alone to continue talking to himself. "Look, let's go straight to the door. Then you can pretend to be a ghost and flaunt it, saying that the poor road pinched your fingers, and someone in your mansion died, and please mourn. The people of this Tao traveled all over the world to see that your mansion was related to the poor road, and they came to choose a feng shui treasure for their family. ”

"Well, you win. Let's get out of the car and go to breakfast, and then go to the dead man's house you are talking about. Otherwise, it was too late, but someone else took the lead. I said, opening the door, getting out of the car, and walking towards what looked like I was about to set up a stall to sell breakfast.

The fat man followed behind me, and ago wanted to get out of the car, but he directly slapped him back. The two of us walked on the avenue like this, and people were already walking around us, and there were even elementary school students carrying school bags ready to go to school.

"Boss, what do you have to eat here?" The fat man is the best to eat, so he asked directly.

"Two, the most distinctive thing I have here is dried rice, I don't know if I'm interested in trying it?" The boss is a middle-aged man who looks very kind, and people can't help but want to say a few more words.

"Okay, then let's have two bowls of dried rice. Add more minced meat and less water. "Fat man, this guy almost only eats meat.

Within ten minutes, the surrounding seats were already full. The fat man and I glanced at each other, and we were glad that I came early. The boss was the first to bring us two steaming dried rice. When I looked at it, there was not much difference between this thing and rice noodles, except that the rice noodles were round, and this one was actually flat like noodles. (To be continued.) )