165 Mr. Yin and Yang Competition

The fat man directly lowered his head and began to eat, as if he was a hungry ghost who hadn't eaten for a few days and nights. The people around him www.biquge.info pen "Fun" looked at him as if they had seen something magical. I had no choice but to hold the bowl, slowly turn around, and bow my head to eat my dried rice.

Not to mention, this thing called dried rice really tastes good. It seems to be made from glutinous rice as a raw material, and then made into something like rice noodles, which has a softer texture than rice noodles, but it is full of toughness in the mouth and is difficult to chew.

Seeing that the boss is doing well, he can finally sit down easily. I immediately began to talk to him. "Boss, you've been here for a long time, haven't you?"

"yes, it's been three or five years, to say the least. What's wrong? Are you going to eat it for a long time in my little stall? No problem, as long as there is business, anyone can say it. It's okay to give you a 20% discount for a month, and it can save you 30 or 50 yuan to say the least. The boss started to clean up the scraps on the table, but turned around as he did so, giving me a big smile.

"No, no, no. The two of us were just passers-by, and we wanted to ask if there were any old people in the neighborhood, who were sixty or seventy years old, and whose bodies were not very strong. To be honest, my brother and I sell this. As I spoke, I wrote the word "material" on the table.

The little boss obviously understood what I was trying to express, and there was a trace of panic in his eyes, which was quickly suppressed. "I can't see that you are actually eating this bowl of rice, and I don't care about these things. Let's just tell you directly, there are two families here that seem to be dying. The family is a ninety-year-old woman, and I heard that she can't walk anymore for the past few days. There is another man who has leukemia, and the specific route will be told to you later after I have cleaned it up. Anyway, you have a business, so you can eat two more meals at my place, right? If you're in a good mood and give a tip or something, I'm happy too. ”

I wrote the word "material" on the table, using the method that Lao Yang told, and there are many code words for walking in the rivers and lakes in the lower eight lines. This coffin is also called longevity, whether it is promoted to make a fortune or longevity, it is inseparable from a "material". Therefore, the communication method that has been handed down is to write a piece of material on the table, and those who understand it will know at a glance: Oh, it turned out to be a coffin.

At this time, the fat man also pricked up his ears and listened, and after the two of us finished eating, we directly gave an extra tip of twenty yuan. Then he thanked the stall owner and walked straight in the direction he pointed out, don't say it. Just after walking two intersections, there was a crackling sound of firecrackers in a deep alley. The fat man and I glanced at each other, and we both saw the excitement in each other's eyes.

The two of us immediately walked into the alley, and not far away a puff of green smoke accompanied by the smell of gunpowder. As soon as I looked, this was the place. Looking up, the Zhumen Pavilion looked like a big family, and the fat man nodded and went up to knock on the door.

As soon as the door opened, it was a middle-aged man in his forties and fifties. He first looked at me and the fat man, and then asked; "What are you going to do?"

At this time, it was the fat man's turn to come out, and the time to test his acting skills had come. He straightened his collar first, then pulled his cuffs and cleared his throat. "We are Taoist priests from Youfang, and last night I saw a crane coming from your mansion, and it was calculated that someone from the mansion was feathering and driving a crane to the west. Therefore, I came here to act as yin and yang, and to find a feng shui treasure for your future generations. ”

The middle-aged man looked the fat man up and down again, and asked in a shocked tone, "It's really so amazing, you can see it?" It is true that my old lady just passed away last night, but she had expected it a long time ago, so she had already invited Mr. Yin and Yang, and there was no need for the two. Two of you, please! With that, the man prepared to close the door.

Where was the fat man sent away so easily, I saw his feet stretching out quickly, and suddenly resisted the door panel. "Why should a filial son refuse people thousands of miles away. The so-called visitors are all guests, and the two of us went in to offer condolences, which is also worth the trip. What do you think? ”

The man looked down and thought for a few minutes, then nodded in agreement. The fat man went in first, and I followed. When I came in, I found that there was a wide courtyard inside, and at this time someone was already busy starting to build the mourning hall, and an old man with a compass in his hand and a bamboo flute hanging on his waist attracted the attention of me and the fat man.

This person looked like Mr. Yin and Yang, and at this time, this guy was covered with a white cloth and lying on a straw mat. You don't have to think about it to know that this is the old lady who died.

The fat man stepped forward directly, took out three sticks of incense at random, lit them and waved them three times at the old lady, and then inserted them into the incense burner.

He walked directly to the side of Mr. Yin and Yang and sat down, the so-called peers are enemies. The old man opened his eyes at once and saw the fat man. "This fat guy, I smell a smell of déjà vu in you."

The fat man smiled and beckoned to me, and then took out two small stools from behind his back. The two of us sat beside the old man, and the three of us guarded the corpse under the white cloth as if they were guarding.

"Uncle, how much does it cost for you to do a job here?" The fat man asked directly to the point.

"Fat brother, they all eat the same bowl of rice, there is no need to ask so directly. You're still young, so you're not the material for this dinner, so you'd better go back and cultivate for a few more years. At least a few more wrinkles on the face can make people look like they are doing something wrong, which can be a lot easier. The old man didn't seem to be able to get in the oil, so he took out a box of cigarettes and smoked it.

"Uncle, my brothers and I don't know how many big scenes I have seen. For today's work, if it weren't for the fate, and this place also happened to have such a treasure land, my brothers and I wouldn't be bothered to come over. Tell the truth, our piece of treasure is going to collect this amount from him. The fat man said, and directly cocked a thumbs up. 、、

I don't know what this guy meant, but I saw an unnatural look on the shriveled old man's face. "Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, and this is the number when they open and close their mouths. Let you go, Lao Tzu is gone. After the old fellow finished speaking, he got up directly, and then prepared to walk towards the door.

The middle-aged man who brought us in before saw it and immediately went up to grab it. But I don't know where the two of them said something, the old guy still left, and the middle-aged man came over with a very ugly face, looked at the two of us and said, "What kind of gall did you eat?" Dare to go against Zhang Sanye in this place, he has been Mr. Yin and Yang for half his life, and no dead person invited him over. (To be continued.) )