24, fat man Xu Xian

I don't know what the female corpse is, anyway, after the fat man followed me into the car, a compass inexplicably appeared in his hand, circled around the coffin twice, and finally told me with a brisk face that it was okay. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Isn't this ****** a pit man? I thought it wasn't a powerful character, so I didn't pay attention to it, but this shocking change made Lao Tzu almost capsize in this gutter. The appearance of the fat man saved my life so easily, no, two lives...... Just when I was careful, this thing actually regained its calm again silently, isn't this playing with me?

I immediately said to the fat man angrily: "Fat man, take a good look at it, is there something wrong." Didn't you hear that this geist corpse was very powerful, how could it be done in a blink of an eye? Could it be that I heard that the fat man was going to form an alliance with me, and he was directly frightened? This latter sentence is naturally a joke, where can there be zombies who are frightened by people.

The fat man frowned again and flew up and down, and finally said solemnly and affirmatively, "No problem." We're ready to head to our destination. After speaking, he directly opened the co-pilot's door, climbed up and sat down. The huge skin is like a mountain, I saw ago dodge in horror, if this ass is sitting, just look at ago's dog body that is only three or four months in size, it is estimated that he can't even scream and go directly to the Hades Palace to report.

I drove ahead of my car, and it was already three or four o'clock in the afternoon. It was the hottest temperature of the sun's retreat and the sky was bright and blue, and it looked refreshing. As soon as the fat man got in the car, he began to look up and down in the car, as if he was a hillbilly who had never seen a car, but I didn't want to say that he was a turtle directly, so I had to knock on the side without a ride.

"Fat man, you see we have an alliance now. In the final analysis, it can be regarded as a brother of life and death along the way, Chopin of the bedroom lock door, although you can be called fat by looking at your figure and verbally, and you also like this title, but when we go out, it is impossible not to have a big name. I don't know if it's inconvenient for you to tell your brother, if you hear someone say bad things about you in the future, let's be angry for you, isn't it? ”

The fat man suddenly turned around and looked at me solemnly, with an expression as if he had been stepped on by his tail. Isn't it just asking for a name, is it so uncomfortable? And showed such a face. I thought to myself, but I couldn't just say it, so I immediately comforted, "It's okay." If there are any secrets, involving the forces of the sect behind them, or if there are any admonitions from the masters, then it is nothing. When you go out, a well-known nickname is enough, and in the future, you will definitely let the word fat man resound in the lower eight lines of the north and south of the river. I said, watching the fat man's face change.

He took a deep breath and seemed to be sitting in some kind of ideological struggle. After a few minutes, the car was surprisingly quiet, and neither of us spoke. Let the wind pour down the inside of the car, and let out a whining ghostly sound.

The fat man took his palm off Ago's body, then looked at me with a flushed face and said, "Since they are all brothers, the fat man is not the kind of person who goes back on his word." The name can tell you, but you promise not to laugh. If you laugh out loud, the fat man will desperately want to throw you behind to feed the zombies. ”

When the fat man said this, I became more and more curious about what his name was, and immediately nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and quickly said yes. I began to think crankily in my heart, looking at the fat man's body, could it be a very soft and beautiful girl's name?

"Actually, I'm an orphan. I grew up in the Taoist temple in Yaba Mountain, and the Taoist temple is nameless, and there are two people in it. My master and I never told me what his name was, but I have been eating and living with him for as long as I can remember, and he taught me many, many things. Until the previous month, he died, so I came down the mountain. Actually, I didn't know where I was going, so I just played around along the way. When I don't have money, I go to the village to show people a cemetery to tell my fortune or something, and sometimes I will catch ghosts and fight zombies. Generally, you can get a few pennies to spend, anyway, the master said that people with skills can't starve to death. ”

"The master said, I am a hard-working doll that I picked up. If you want to soar in the future, you can only rely on the help of nobles. And where is this nobleman, he died before he could tell me. In fact, I later learned that the nameless Taoist temple was built by the master himself out of wood, and few outsiders had been there at all, except for a few hunters and firefighters who had been there as visitors. ”

"The master said that when he first picked me up, I was very thin. At that time, he was as thin as a snake, and he thought he had seen a snake spirit. And on that day, there was really a small white snake in the Taoist temple, which was coiled on the beam of the house, hanging straight down, as if stealing something to eat. ”

"The master said that this white snake is here to repay the favor. And its benefactor was me, so he immediately gave me a name, called Xu Xian, the character Chinese. So, you can call me Xu Xian, or Xu Hanwen. ”

"The master said, don't tell others your real name easily after I go down the mountain. For they are ignorant laymen, who do not understand the nobility of the name. A week or so ago, I met a man who thought he was smart, I told him his real name, and he smiled for a long time, at first I thought it was because of my tone. But later, I changed the person and changed the tone, and the other person still kept laughing. I asked why, and they never said. In the end, I just gave them a thunder charm, and the stun passed and left. ”

The fat man's words were here, and the smile that had just sprung up suddenly vanished. This fat man has such a huge size, but he called such a strange name because of a little white snake back then, which is really ridiculous. It seems that his cheap master has been cheating on him, and he has not been allowed to contact the outside world, so he must be able to smile under Jiuquan now. But this fat man is so pitiful, he used several masters in a row to say, although his face showed a trace of sadness for the old guy who had no kindness, but presumably the relationship between the two was still extremely deep.

I immediately comforted him again and said: "Fat man, if someone asks your name again in the future, you will directly and generously tell him that 'Lao Tzu is called Xu Xian', this name is domineering and restrained, if the other party laughs at you, it is the same as what your master said: they are all ignorant laymen!" ”

The car pulled off the highway and was about to enter a legendary territory: the area crossed by the Tropic of Cancer.