23 You take your Yangguan Road, and the fat man has his own water floating

I was also relieved to see that strange and murderous female corpse finally settled. The pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info immediately asked: "Dead fatty, do you want to kill me?" What the hell is going on, I'll admit I can't beat you. But you don't have to taunt me like that. On this land, at least we are the same creatures, so we have to take care of each other. "As I said this, I wanted to pull the fat man into the water, and if the female corpse broke out again, his fire talisman would be able to suppress it.

"Mocking you? Fat man, I don't have that patience. It's true that you are too ruthless, you are the first fierce man you have seen since you walked the rivers and lakes, and this praise fat man will give you for free. If you don't believe me, you can look back......" he said, gesturing behind my back.

"What are you looking at?"

"Whew...... The ...... on the shoulder" The fat man's finger pointed to the woman's shoulder. There was a small egg-sized flower with golden veins, but now it was covered with something sticky and yellowish - saliva.

There are 10,000 grass horses galloping past in my heart. This Nima can also be installed, which is really speechless. The dead fat man seemed to be waiting for this moment, and hurriedly came over with a smile, and the fat hand like a pig's trotter was about to die on my shoulder, which seemed to be as familiar as me. "The ghost corpse, the most powerful corpse the fat man has ever seen in this life, but today the fat man has seen it. It turned out that there were still people who dared to spit on the geist corpse, and the fat man admired it. ”

"I'll go to your uncle's. Take your pig's trotters off Lao Tzu's shoulders, or let you taste what is called braised pork today. As I spoke, I silently pinched the fat man's fat with three fingers. Lao Tzu doesn't believe that he can't cure you, he can't beat you, and he can't pinch you?

Although this is a bit indiscriminate, as the saying goes: no matter whether it is a black cat or a white cat, the one who catches a mouse is a good cat. In this era, hooligans don't care about their age, they still care if they are playing tricks openly.

"Hey, what's the matter? Dare to threaten your fat man, tell you that the last thing I am afraid of in my life is threatening...... Oops...... Other...... We have something to say. "The fat man's waist was twisted and turned around twice, and I estimated that the oil and water in it would be squeezed out by me.

At this time, the female corpse seemed to be quite settled, but just as the fat man's hand was taken off my shoulder. Its head shifted abruptly, and its wide-open eyes stared at us both of us, making me not move.

"You villain, you actually play yin. If you have the ability, let's go out and find a place to go out and have a fight? The fat man said unconvinced, and he walked towards the open space outside the car door. That look is arrogant, if he can beat him, Lao Tzu must put him on the ground and beat him to death. Alas, this is only if.

But I didn't dare to stay alone in this space, and the eyes of the female corpse were still staring at me. Such a powerful fat man can only walk around when he sees it, and a little minion like me is not enough for people to stuff their teeth. But I don't know how long the road behind this is, and there will definitely be more accidents along the way, if you pull this fat man by your side......

Thinking of this, I had a plan in my heart, and trotted all the way towards the fat man outside the door. Fat man, it seems that I must be fart now, full of flattering smiles, but there is no way, who let us ask for help?

"Fat brother, fat brother, wait for me. We have something to say, there is no need to be so stiff. As I spoke, the big fat man looked back at me as he walked to the clearing, and the disdain in his expression made me want to slap him in the face. But when I thought of the big black coffin in the car, I pressed all of this down in an instant, and it seemed that I had indeed grown a lot. "Fat brother, as the saying goes: acquaintance is fate! You see that you are so kind-hearted, and you saved me at the most critical moment at once, how can such a big fate easily become a stranger. There is a saying that there is no way to repay the grace of saving lives, only flesh to pay. But neither of us is a good mouthful, so ...... It's always okay to make friends or something! ”

With that, I watched his reflection carefully. I didn't expect this fat man to be so calm, and his face was full of waves, as if he was tired of hearing this kind of talk for a long time. The pile of fat migrated down his cheeks to the sides, revealing a mouth full of big yellow teeth. "Make friends, if I just rescued you from the hallucinations of a car accident half an hour ago, for the sake of eating the dead, the fat man may also have this heart, after all, there are many friends and many roads. But now, let's still take your Yangguan Road, and the fat man has his own water floating. ”

"I ......"

"Also, the fat man doesn't care about anything in his life. First, I like to make friends with real gentlemen, and second, I hate playing yin the most. To tell the truth, you kid is the most knowledgeable of the fat man, and he actually dared to spit on the ghost corpse, if it weren't for a fire talisman of the fat man, maybe you would have been crawling on the ground now, and the corpse poison was deep. Speaking of this, a look of pain appeared on the fat man's face again. Fire Talisman, a year's essence and blood......"

After the fat man finished speaking, he turned around and was about to burrow into a jungle on the other side of the clearing. I don't know where it is, except for a tunnel in front of it, it's almost deserted. The fat man came from a strange way, but he was kind-hearted, as can be seen from the two times he rescued me. But this **** is a bit unpopular, the words have come to this point, and the tone is still so cold and tough. It seems that he can only be given some fierce medicine.

"Fatty, stop for Lao Tzu." Sure enough, the fat man was stopped by my shout, and he looked back at me, his brow furrowed slightly, as if he didn't understand why my contrast was so great. "What's wrong? Want to rob but can't do it? With your thin arms and legs, you are really not a fat man's opponent. He asked.

As everyone knows, what I want now is his reflection. "Fatty, don't think you're great if you know how to do spells, I'll tell you. This is the world's many talented people, how old are you? Today, for the sake of you saving me, I will give you a chance to enter my lock door, and in the future, in eastern Yunnan and southern Yunnan, the name will be well-known. Even when it comes to the Sichuan-Guizhou boundary in the Liangguang area, it can also be ranked. Fatty, you don't suffer, but you make a lot of money. ”

"Oh. Then I'll think about it. "This fat man seems to be very simple, and he was so fooled by me that he really stood in place and began to calculate. I couldn't suppress the joy in my heart, and even a smile appeared on the corner of my mouth. What is called hand-to-hand, this is the master's means.

Looking at the fat man's chattering figure, I deeply felt a kind of sadness called well-developed limbs and simple mind. It's really sad that such a good skill, and even with such a high-end talisman, was fooled by me like this.

"Alright. Anyway, the fat man has nowhere to go now. Then I'll follow you for a while, but when I leave, don't disagree. The fat man looked at me solemnly and said.

After hearing this, I was angry and funny. I feel angry that TMD said that you have nowhere to go, why should Lao Tzu waste such a big tongue. And what's funny is that with your size and skills, can I still stop you if you want to leave with a small body like me?

Immediately smiled and hugged his shoulders and said, "Fat brother, we will be partners in the future." If there is anything you don't understand, you can just ask me, and you will know everything. As he spoke, I withdrew my hand a little embarrassed. The fat man's body was so huge that he always felt like his hands were a little shorter when he put his arms around his shoulders. "My name is Chopin, the young master of the lock gate in eastern Yunnan."

"Uh. That, can you not call me fat brother, you can call me fat man. The fat man asked embarrassedly.

"Yes. As long as you follow the master, it's absolutely no problem to call you a fat master. And look at your body shape, you must be a vegetarian who does not refuse, believe brother, I will definitely take you to eat fragrant and spicy food along the way, and ensure that there is meat and soup for meals. However, why do you have to be obsessed with the word fat man? I first boasted to myself, and then asked with some curiosity.

"The master said before he died, the words of the master seem to be a little older, and my life is thin. Only when it is called like this is not easy to touch the moldy head. ”

It turns out that saying so much is all feudal superstition. But since the fat man said so, then I have nothing to be embarrassed about, as long as I can stay by my side, I will learn a lesson slowly in the future. Immediately called out: Fat man.