At about 5 o'clock the next morning, after the three of them got up, Wen Jiabao began to use the tutorial on makeup for the elderly found in the 'Du Niang Search' to put on Qin Aide's makeup, and also found some double-sided tape to stick on the corners of Qin Ide's eyes and palms, and then applied makeup, and then asked him to wear the old man's clothes borrowed from the village chief's house, and completely made him an old man. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Qin Aide was not very satisfied with Wen Jiabao's makeup skills, and after he finished applying makeup, he also processed it in the mirror. After putting on Qin Ide's makeup, he also had to put on Liang Yifu's makeup, but the makeup artist was changed and replaced by Qin Ide. Liang Yifu's makeup is much simpler, that is, to make him ugly and turn him into a rural man, so that he becomes a father and son of a rural man.

It took more than 1 hour to put on makeup, and then the two began to practice the local style tone dialogue skills, and also gave themselves a pseudonym, Qin Aide is called Chen Lun, and Liang Yifu is called Chen Mo.

After the two of them had instant noodles for breakfast, Wen Jiabao led the way to the gate of the temple, and before the door of the temple opened, there were already several people queuing. After Wen Jiabao sent them here, he walked on another road, pretending not to know them well, Wen Jiabao's main job was to wait for the sound of a fight in the temple, or someone shouted, he shouted fire on the other side, and then lit it with the straw that had been prepared on the side of the hill last night in advance, so as to create a false mountain fire, so that the crowd queuing outside could be evacuated.

Qin Ide and Liang Yifu stood in line behind those people, Qin Ide was a middle-aged and elderly man in his 60s at this time, and Liang Yifu was a middle-aged man in his 30s; The arrival of the two of them did not arouse the suspicion of the few believers who were ahead of them.

At half past six in the morning, there were already more than ten people in line at this time, and several more people came after Qin Ide. And this is also the time when the temple is opened. Qin Aide and Liang Yifu had been keeping their eyes on the door of the temple, and when the time was exactly half past six, the temple was opened.

The person who opened the door was the male ghost attached to the paper man they saw last night, and they didn't know what illusion they used, Qin Ed and Liang Yifu didn't see his true face, and thought that this living Bodhisattva's subordinates were two little children. Even if he can deceive the glasses of their senior brothers, but he does not have a trace of yang energy on him, and he cannot hide the fact that he is not a 'human'.

The boy in the robe was called 'Boy-kun' by the believer standing at the front, and the woman was called 'Girl-kun', and I don't know why the word 'Jun' was added to the end, which sounded awkward.

The boy stood in the doorway to maintain order, and the girl walked in with the elderly couple standing at the front. After waiting for about 20 minutes, the elderly couple walked out of the temple, the anger on the old man's face was much better than when Liang Yifu saw him just now, when the couple passed by Liang Yifu and Qin Aide, Liang Yifu suddenly found that the yang energy on his body seemed to have become a little stronger.

To be precise, it should be beyond the amount of yang energy that can be exuded from a person's body, Liang Yifu suddenly understood what method the living bodhisattva used to treat people's diseases, it turned out that it was only a little bit of meager yang energy into those who had been sick for a long time, so that they could temporarily forget the pain of illness, and at the same time could restore their complexion to a normal level. It's a pity that this is just an illusion, and in less than 5 days, this old man will return to the appearance of the sick seedling just now. But what is this 'problem solving'?

The people standing in front of Qin Ide and Liang Yifu were led into the temple by the 'girl king' one after another, and when they came out, they all showed happy looks, and even more excited looks appeared on their faces, holding a bulging red envelope in their hands, Liang Yifu thought to himself, could it be that the living Bodhisattva who did it, even the money could be made out?

The changes on Liang Yifu's face, Qin Ide couldn't see it, firstly, he was standing in front of Liang Yifu, and secondly, his eyes were taped with a 'slitted eye', which basically could not be seen clearly, but he could also feel the changes in the aura on the bodies of these believers, as well as the general expression of excitement on the faces of those believers.

The two brothers lined up at the door, and they had waited for more than 1 hour since the door opened before it was their turn to walk to the door, at this time Liang Yifu and Qin Ide were secretly looking at this 'boy Jun', and found that this guy had been looking at the crowd queuing behind him, and he didn't find that he was watching him, nor did he find anything wrong with the two of them, it seems that this disguise and the plan to cover up the internal qi were very successful.

When the two were waiting at the door, they found that the door of the main hall of the temple was open, and the ever-bright lamp was lit inside, and the incense burner outside the door was smoky, and the fragrance of sandalwood came out. Qin Ide and Liang Yifu both found the iron chain that they had torn off last night in the lower left corner of the main hall door, but they didn't find the padlock.

But it can be seen that the broken iron chain is still there, and it seems that they should have known that someone had infiltrated their lair, but why did they not shout for the thief, but continued to open the temple gate as usual, allowing the believers to enter and pay homage to this 'living bodhisattva'?

After the 'Girl Jun' led the aunt who had gone in before to come out, the 'Girl Jun' looked at Qin Ide and Liang Yifu and made a gesture of please, and said at the same time: "Two, please come in." Liang Yifu hurriedly helped Qin Aide to step on the steps and enter the temple gate. The 'Girl King' first took Qin Ed and Liang Yifu to the main hall to offer incense, and then asked them to kneel on the futon and bow down to the shrine without a Bodhisattva statue.

Both of them are not very happy in their hearts, but now they have to endure it, and as long as they can see that 'living bodhisattva', they can set him up properly, and see what kind of fake Bodhisattva he is, and if he can do it, he will do it immediately, so as not to delay the daily Mondo for a long time.

Qin Ed knelt on the futon, pretending to be an old man's kiss and hurriedly kowtowed to the shrine. And Liang Yifu pretended to be a devout disciple and kowtowed to the shrine. The 'girl-kun' had been standing next to the shrine, smiling and looking straight ahead, not at the two of them.

After both of them had kowtowed three heads. From the shrine came a very gentle voice that was neither male nor female, and asked: "This seat is the Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering, and has a great wish to come to Wangou Village in the lower realm, and uses the statue of the Bodhisattva to incarnate and meet all the destined people, and the two of you can resolve any sufferings for you one by one...".

When Liang Yifu and Qin Ide heard this voice, they pretended to have a very happy and relieved expression on their faces, Liang Yifu hurriedly picked up and pretended to be his father Qin Ide and said, "Dad, did you hear Mu You?" The Bodhisattva has appeared, the Bodhisattva is willing to see us, this time you can be saved." Qin Ide said in the tone of a seriously ill old man: "Baby, you have suffered these days, let's finally wait for the Bodhisattva to save your life...". That's what they say, but their brothers and sisters have already scolded in their hearts, aren't you just a fake Bodhisattva with a ghost impostor, your uncle, you can even recite the Buddha's name wrong, if you want to be blind, you will also trouble you to make up for religious history, please.

Just after the two of them finished saying this, on the originally empty shrine, that is, on the lotus base in the middle, a burst of light suddenly appeared, and then a little bit of small light dots appeared, and then a Guanyin Bodhisattva-like honor appeared on the lotus base and stood still, that look very solemn.

The appearance of this guy made Qin Ide and Liang Yifu slightly stunned, didn't they all go to the house in the back to see this living bodhisattva? Why did this guy run out by himself, Nima, how did he make himself out, look at his appearance, he is really a real living person, there is no trace of clay sculpture at all, this camouflage skill is high! What a cleverness!

After the living Bodhisattva appeared, the 'Girl King' immediately knelt down and bowed to him, and then the 'Boy King' standing at the door of the temple shouted: "The Bodhisattva is really a believer who is destined to solve problems!" ”。 After shouting, he hurriedly turned around and bowed to the 'Living Bodhisattva'. When the people in line heard this, they immediately surged with emotion, and the team all dispersed, scrambling to crowd into the temple, all wanting to see the true face of this 'living bodhisattva'.

Liang Yifu and Qin Ide turned around and saw a crowd of people outside the hall, Liang Yifu secretly pulled Qin Ide's sleeve, suggesting that he follow him. Liang Yifu hurriedly bowed to the ground in front of this 'living bodhisattva', and Qin Ide also learned to kneel and bow in style.

When the 'living bodhisattva' saw that the people outside also began to bow down to him, he looked very satisfied, and then said, "All beings are equal, all of you, get up, and there is no need to bow down again." As soon as the words fell, some people stood up, while some people did not dare to get up, for fear of offending the Bodhisattva.

This 'living bodhisattva' was also powerful enough, waving his right hand slightly, and those who were still kneeling were supported by an invisible force, which made them even more convinced that the guy they saw in front of them was the legendary Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Liang Yifu and Qin Ide began to curse in their hearts again, this kind of little trick is telekinesis, but to let so many people be controlled at the same time, except for high-level ghosts, only real gods and Buddhas can do it. People like Wang Tian can't do it to learn 'spiritual arts', and even her master Zhou Fanghui can't do it, it's okay to let a woman get up, but if she changes to a fat girl, Zhou Fanghui can't do it. Not to mention that there are so many people here.

After everyone stood up, the living bodhisattva glanced at the 'girl king', and the 'girl king' immediately understood what the living bodhisattva meant, she looked at Qin Ide and Liang Yifu and asked, "I don't know what the two of you call you, what difficulties do you encounter and need the bodhisattva to help you solve?" ”。

When Liang Yifu heard this, he scolded in his heart: "Hey~ Look at how incisive this question is, aren't you a Bodhisattva?" How can we not know where we came from? ”。 However, he scolded in his heart that this scene still had to be performed, so he immediately replied according to the hypothetical routine discussed with Qin Aide and Wen Jiabao last night.

Liang Yifu immediately pretended to look bitter and looked up at the living bodhisattva and said, "My name is Chen Mo, this is my father Chen Lun... We're coming from the south, my dad, my dad...". Speaking of this, Liang Yifu hurriedly squeezed out a few tears and cried. Qin Ide hurriedly cried, and the father and son were crying in front of everyone, and they couldn't even speak.

Qin Ide didn't have Liang Yifu's ability to cry when he said he would, so he had to bury his head in Liang Yifu's chest and say with a crying voice: "Son, our family is miserable... It's Dad, I'm sorry for you."

The appearance of the two of them made many onlookers and believers present open their mouths one after another: "Don't cry first, there is a Bodhisattva, don't be afraid, you quickly tell the Bodhisattva what problems you have encountered, and the Bodhisattva will help you solve the problem."

Liang Yifu stopped crying and wiped the tears on his face, and Qin Ide also quickly pretended to wipe his tears, so as not to be seen that he was pretending to cry after the two separated. Liang Yifu glanced at the onlookers, then looked at the living Bodhisattva standing on the lotus platform and said, "My father, he has lung cancer...".

"Lung cancer, this is a small matter, the Bodhisattva is an old man, the Dharma is boundless, and it will definitely be cured," said a believer standing behind him, and then there was a burst of echoes, "Yes, yes, this is a small matter."

When Liang Yifu heard this, he continued: "My dad has lung cancer, it's impossible... My dad doesn't smoke." This big gasp suddenly raised the curiosity of the onlookers, what kind of terminal illness did this old man named 'Chen Lun' suffer?

Qin Ide put his hand on Liang Yifu's arm, moved two steps slightly towards the position of the Living Bodhisattva, and then looked at the Living Bodhisattva and said, "Bodhisattva, I am suffering from it... What's going on, son, what's the doctor talking about? ”。

Liang Yifu hurriedly responded: "It's the intermittent bouncing of the veins induced by arterial occlusion, which causes abnormal blood pressure..." ”。 Liang Yifu hurriedly said: "It's not high blood pressure, the intermittent bouncing of the veins induced by the occlusion of this artery leads to abnormal blood pressure, which in turn causes heart failure, which leads to lung function failure, which in turn causes the failure of various visceral functions."

"What the hell is that?" An eldest brother couldn't help but ask curiously. Qin Ed pretended to cough a few times, and then said, "Ah... Yes... There is no money...". Fuck you, uncle! When the onlookers heard this, they undoubtedly silently recited this sentence in their hearts, "Can't you just say it without money?" Qin Ed took a breath and said, "I don't have money to treat the disease... It's useless to have money, and you can't cure it if you have money...". After speaking, he looked at the onlookers with a bitter expression.

In fact, the routine they discussed last night was not what it is now, the original idea of the two brothers was that when the 'girl king' brought herself to the living bodhisattva, they would fool him for a while according to the current plot, and then set his words, and at the same time analyze what kind of ghost the other party was, if it was easy to deal with, they would have destroyed him at the beginning, or caught him in the 'Youyin Order', and took the other two little ghosts away, and it would be a hundred. But I didn't expect this bastard to come out on his own, and he even picked himself to make a big show, and they could only improvise according to the original plan, first attract the curiosity of the masses, and then win sympathy, and then use Qin Ide's 'no heartbeat' symptom to make a fuss.

"What's wrong with that? If you have money, you can't cure it, so it can't be AIDS, right!? A bald uncle standing in the front row asked without a big deal. Qin Aide hurriedly asked in his heart whether his ancestors had cooperated with the labor camp in hell for 10,000 years, why did you get AIDS, have you ever seen that the old man also had AIDS, aren't you sarcastic Lao Tzu I am still 'crazy' when I am old?

Qin Ide said, "Uh... It's not AIDS, we're all from the village, how can we get this kind of wind disease...". As soon as these words came out, they immediately attracted laughter, and the bald uncle was so embarrassed that he hurriedly said sorry.

Liang Yifu continued: "My father's disease, the doctor said, simply put, the heart is not beating... It's a strange disease." As soon as these words came out, they immediately attracted the discussion of the onlookers, and a few aunts and uncles standing in front didn't believe it, they didn't believe that a person without a heartbeat could still live, and they all volunteered to come over to Qin Ide's pulse, and after making sure that Qin Ed did not have a heartbeat, they hurriedly bowed down to the living Bodhisattva and helped Qin Ide ask the Bodhisattva to help save the sick and cure people.

Although this living bodhisattva stood in place and pretended to be 'forced' to 'poss', he wondered very much in his heart, why was he so unlucky today, he only wanted to pick someone to make an article, why did he pick your wonderful father and son? It's hard for me to get down the stairs.

As the saying goes, a good show must have good actors, and a good actor must have a good opponent, Liang Yifu and Qin Aide played this play, and the most interesting thing is not the onlookers, but the monk who stays in Qin Aide's spiritual world, he knows everything that is happening now, and he also knows what kind of monster is behind this 'transfiguration technique', the monster ghost attached to the clay sculpture is. It's just that he still wants to watch the play now, and he hasn't said the first half of a word to Qin Aide silently.

The living bodhisattva standing on the lotus platform said, "Everyone, please get up." After speaking, he used the way he appeared just now to make himself disappear, and then came to the shrine, slowly walked in front of Qin Ide, and recited the wrong Buddha name. The monk who was stuck in the spiritual world smiled and shook his head.

The Living Bodhisattva gently pulled up Qin Ide's arm, gave him a pulse, and then took out the 'willow branch' placed in the 'Jade Dew Bottle' bottle, and sprinkled the 'Jade Dew' on Qin Ide's body, the most interesting thing is that these 'Jade Dew' water droplets are still shining, and then slowly fall on Qin Ide's body.

Then he picked up Qin Ide's hand and checked his pulse, and he hurriedly immediately showed a trace of imperceptible frowning,, he really has no pulse, can't this yang energy make his heart beat? When he was secretly complaining, Qin Ed immediately sensed a chill through his hand that gave him a pulse, this is undoubtedly the breath of a ghost, and it is also a ghost of the same level as Wang Xiaocui, the most surprising thing for Qin Ed is that there is still a trace of demonic energy, is this guy a ghost of a monster?

At this moment, the living bodhisattva threw the 'Jade Dew Bottle' in his hand into the air, and then used his telekinesis to pour out the amount of water that the volume of the 'Jade Dew Bottle' could not hold, and then sprinkled it all over Qin Ide.

This scene made everyone present dare not make a sound, for fear of affecting the Bodhisattva's healing, and at the same time, their eyes widened, for fear of missing a momentary change. Liang Yifu glanced at those ignorant believers, and said in his heart: "What 'Yulu', this is all yang energy, I didn't expect this ghost thing to spend all his blood and sprinkle all the yang energy on his junior brother, but unfortunately it's useless, his physique can only leak air, and he can't inhale it."

After all the 'jade dew' fell on Qin Aide, after the light gradually disappeared, the living bodhisattva grabbed Qin Aide's hand, and at the same time looked at everyone and said, "This strange and incurable disease was cured by the immortal dew of this seat." When Qin Ed heard this, he wanted to cure your uncle! Is my heart pounding, can I still know myself?

At this moment, the aunts and uncles who had just given Qin Ide's pulse came over again, gave Qin Ide's pulse, and immediately had a happy face, and said happily: "Oh, it's cured!" It's really cured! There's a pulse! My heart is beating." One person was not surprised when he said this, but when several people said this, everyone was convinced, and the onlookers hurriedly sang the praises of the Bodhisattva.

Liang Yifu frowned, feeling strange, and hurriedly walked to Qin Aide's side and gave him a pulse, this is not a good number, his No. 1 face suddenly changed, why is this happening, he really has a pulse. But judging from Qin Aide's 'forced' eyes, his junior brother's heart was actually not beating at all, thinking of this, Liang Yifu hurriedly pretended to be very happy, pulled Qin Aide and walked towards the crowd of onlookers, and said at the same time: "It's cured, it's really cured, everyone hurry up and show my dad to see if it's cured."

Liang Yifu pulled Qin Ide away, broke away from the living bodhisattva and grabbed Qin Ide's left hand, and came to the crowd, and his words immediately made the living bodhisattva's back cold. Why, because the pulse beating just now was forcibly forged by him with his own cultivation, as long as he detached his own hand, the pulse would disappear. But he couldn't walk over and grab Qin Ide's hand now, could this not make his back cold.

Many believers in the crowd gave Qin Ide's pulse one after another, but at this time, what appeared on their faces was not joy, but doubt, and several people who had given Qin Ide's pulse said: "No, it's not cured." As soon as these words came out, more people responded to the chorus, and they all said that they were not cured.

This made the aunt and uncle who had given Qin Ide's pulse just now very puzzled, and walked over again to give Qin Ide's pulse, and then they looked incredulous, and the believers began to ask the living bodhisattva why.

At this time, the trick of the living bodhisattva has not been exposed, but it is difficult to maintain his omnipotent image and strength. The Living Bodhisattva looked at the crowd's surging questions, took a deep breath and pointed, changed his solemn expression just now, and scolded Qin Ide and Liang Yifu: "Demon, this seat is thinking that your cultivation is not easy, I wanted to let you go, but I didn't expect you to be still stubborn and dare to fool the world in front of this seat!" ”。

When Qin Ed and Liang Yifu heard this, they were immediately furious, and Liang Yifu scolded in his heart: "Your sister! Who is a human being and who is a demon, you can't even get off the stage and start slandering us two as monsters,,,! ”。 Qin Ide scolded in his heart: "Oh, you dead monster ghost, if my mother and I don't beat you into a paste today, I won't believe Qin!" ”。 But then I thought about it, it seemed that I was only temporarily surnamed Qin... No matter, I'm going to beat you up anyway!

This 'living bodhisattva' monster ghost, he can say these words so slippery, it's not that he heard those Taoist priests, Taoist chiefs, warlocks, and masters who came to subdue him say a lot before his death, and he has a kind of learning, but he didn't expect that when he said these words now, he actually had a very sour feeling, no wonder some stinky Taoist priests liked to say these words so much, and I really regretted that I didn't choose to be a good monster and become a 'wild fairy'.

When the monk who stayed in Qin Aide's spiritual world heard this, he couldn't help but laugh when he saw the scene at this time, and sure enough, he could always encounter these interesting things with Qin Aide; But after laughing, he began to worry, worried about how Qin Ed and Liang Yifu would free themselves from the siege, and how they would get out in front of everyone... (To be continued.) )