Qin Ide and Liang Yifu didn't expect that this ghost pretending to be a 'bodhisattva' would sue the wicked first, saying that the two of them were demons, but at this time, the onlookers were stunned, if they openly stated their identities and fought hard with this guy, it was obviously not possible. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

After the onlookers whispered for a moment in the audience, someone asked in a loud voice, "Bodhisattva, why do you say that their father and son are monsters?" They're human." Some people chimed in: "Yes, yes, yes", "I can't see it, how can they be monsters?" ”。

The onlookers asked the father and son named Chen Lun and Chen Mo if they were really monsters, and at the same time retreated backwards, fearing that if they were really monsters, they would turn around and run away later.

Seeing this situation, Liang Yifu hurriedly said: "Ouch, my Bodhisattva, my father and I are both honest people, how can we be monsters?" Could it be that you can't cure my father's illness, so you deliberately found a staircase to come down and frame my father." As soon as these words came out, the onlookers immediately cast questioning glances at this omnipotent living bodhisattva, wanting to hear from him an explanation that strengthened their faith.

At this moment, the Living Bodhisattva put on a solemn expression and said: "There is no reason for this statement, just now this seat used 'Gyokuro' to treat his father, but there is still no cure for his illness, just because the old man is not an extraordinary person, if this old man is a human being, the 'Gyokuro' performed by this seat will definitely be able to cure his illness."

The Living Bodhisattva paused at this point, and continued: "These two demons sneaked into the temple last night to steal, and the temple let them go out of compassion, but I didn't expect to disguise themselves as father and son to make trouble today, so the temple had already noticed that something was wrong, so they would appear and expose their tricks and conspiracy in front of everyone."

When Liang Yifu heard this, the anger in his heart became stronger and stronger, and he really wanted to take out the talisman and beckon him now, so that he didn't even know his mother. It's a pity that I'm at a disadvantage now, if I really do it with this guy, I'm afraid I will be beaten miserably by the onlookers with the trick of 'punching the master to death'.

The living Bodhisattva's nonsense words shocked the believers present, and they stayed away from Qin Ide and Liang Yifu, for fear that they would be ashamed and angry, and hold themselves hostage or something, while retreating, they also whispered to condemn Qin Ide and Liang Yifu for not knowing the height of the sky, daring to run to the Bodhisattva's house to steal something, and also turned into a human appearance to deceive the world, fortunately the Bodhisattva saw through, otherwise he might be killed by these two monsters.

After a whisper among the onlookers, an aunt shouted, "Bodhisattva, please quickly subdue these two monsters, and don't let them harm people everywhere." Qin Ed turned his head to look at the aunt, and immediately recognized that this aunt was not the aunt who begged the Bodhisattva to treat him just now? Fuck your sister! It's really a god and a ghost and you, it's really a wallgrass.

As soon as the aunt's words were finished, the aunt knelt on the ground with a puff, and hurriedly bowed to the living Bodhisattva, and then several more people knelt down, and finally the believers in the hall knelt on the ground and begged the Bodhisattva to subdue the monster. Seeing this scene, the Living Bodhisattva nodded slightly, thinking that now the control was back in his hands, and the two mortals who came to make trouble, he could just greet them a few times, and he couldn't let them ruin his 'sustainable yang absorption plan'.

Qin Ide and Liang Yifu glanced at each other, wanting Liang Yifu to find a way to solve the siege, but Liang Yifu is usually very good at ridiculing those demons and monsters, and there is no good way to solve the siege at this time, because these onlookers now believe in this living Bodhisattva, he said a hundred words to himself, if he said something wrong, I am afraid that without this living Bodhisattva, he and his junior disciples will be beaten by these onlookers. The situation at this moment is really a dilemma.

Liang Yifu looked at Qin Ide with a puzzled expression, shook his head, and said that he didn't have any good way now; At this moment, the monk who stayed in Qin Aide's spiritual world spoke: "Little friend, don't worry, wait for the poor monk to help you out of the siege." Qin Ide suddenly heard the monk's words ringing in his head, and hurriedly said, "You are coming?" What are you going to do? ”。

The monk didn't reply, and at this moment, Qin Ide's mouth was uncontrollable and he spoke, and Qin Ed immediately understood that the monk was using his mouth to say what he wanted to say.

Qin Ide looked at the living bodhisattva and said in the voice of an old man: "I wonder if the 'Guanyin Bodhisattva' still remembers where the 'two phases of movement and static, knowing that there is no birth'?" ”。 This living bodhisattva, who claimed to be Guanyin Bodhisattva, was slightly stunned when he heard this question, and thought to himself, "Can you do it?" Want to yin me!?

He pretended to be calm and said: "Of course I know that this seat is the 'Bodhisattva of Contemplation of Freedom', and this method is the practice method of entering and leaving the Buddha Gate in the year of this seat."

"Oh!? Do you know which scriptures and texts this Dharma is recorded in the world? Qin Ide continued to ask, but the living bodhisattva couldn't answer, Qin Ide continued to ask: "Maybe you forgot, hehe... Recorded in the sixth volume of the "Lengyan Sutra", do you remember that since Master Xuanzang of Dongtu returned to Dongtu after taking the scriptures, which ten of them are respected by the world as the top ten classic Buddhist scriptures? You know this better than I am, an old man...". After Qin Ed asked this, he turned to look at the people present.

I saw that the people who were still kneeling just now all stopped kneeling and bowed, and looked at the living Bodhisattva and Qin Ide together, Qin Ide smiled, looked at the living Bodhisattva and said, "Forgot? "Maha Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra", "Vajra Prajnaparamita Sutra", "Shoulengyan Sutra", "Myoho-renge-kyo Sutra", "Dafang Guang Buddha Sutra", "Guanamiyus Sutra", "Amitayus Sutra", "Amitabha Sutra", "Chang Ahan Sutra", and the last "Jizo Bodhisattva Sutra", these ten Buddhist scriptures are respected by the Buddhist disciples of the Chinese land as the ten Buddhist scriptures, Bodhisattva, you just won't really forget, hehe...".

Liang Yifu was shocked when he heard this from the mouth of his junior brother! Ouch I'll go! When did you know this, junior brother? Do you want to ask 'Du Niang Encyclopedia'? But looking at this appearance, how does it feel weird. Because Liang Yifu felt that his junior brother's expression and tone at this time were a little different from the appearance and tone of the old man just now... Could it be that his junior brother has cheated on?

After borrowing Qin Aide's body to ask and answer himself, the monk did not forget to give this living bodhisattva a step down, and the living bodhisattva immediately replied: "Of course this seat knows, but it is just that the Japanese seat has been overly focused on the matter of purifying sentient beings, and has neglected the scriptures a little, and it is not inappropriate to answer for a while."

Qin Ide smiled, turned around and looked at everyone's eyes, then looked at the Living Bodhisattva and said, "Then I don't know how many Bodhisattvas do you remember how many cultivators in the Buddhist family who have cultivated the Great Wish and gone to the Pure Land of Bliss, who are called 'Buddhas' by the world?" Do you remember the first words that Maitreya Buddha said to you? ”。

As soon as these words are asked, this living Bodhisattva began to be untenable, not to mention which of the eighty-eight Buddhas who are now widely circulated among the people, I don't know, how can I say what Maitreya Buddha said to Guanyin Bodhisattva? Thinking of this, he suddenly understood a little, yes, he didn't know, in fact, everyone present didn't know, wouldn't it be okay to flicker and flicker.

He smiled slightly and said, "Hinayana Buddhism believes that there is only one Buddha in the world, that is, 'Buddha Shakyamuni Buddha', and Mahayana Buddhism believes that there are many 'Buddhas' in the world, and the 'Buddha' is regarded as the first enlightened one. There is also a statement that Maitreya Buddha said with this discussion of the scriptures, this seat does not need to explain to you, this seat advises you to give up the anger in your heart as soon as possible, and practice the Dharma with this seat, and when the opportunity comes in the future, you can know how many 'Buddhas' there are when you enter the Pure Land of Bliss."

The monk smiled, thinking to himself that you little monster is so funny, but how can I let you go down so easily? You must be down, so that Qin Ide and Liang Yifu can get out of trouble smoothly, he continued to smile with Qin Ide's body and said: "This is reasonable, but since you don't want to say it, and you didn't answer my question, I think you, the Bodhisattva, are not Guanyin Bodhisattva, but..."

The monk said this, stopped talking, and made the onlookers anxious, and a few of them asked, "And what?" Hurry up! ”。

"Don't believe him, everyone, just now the Bodhisattva said that his father and son are monsters, how can you believe the words of monsters" An eldest brother shouted this, and another aunt hurriedly said: "But he just said the names of the ten Buddhist scriptures, and all of them are right, if it is a monster, will he read Buddhist scriptures?" ”。

An uncle said: "Haven't you watched "Journey to the West", isn't there a large group of monsters who have taken refuge in Buddhism outside the 'Big Bear Treasure Palace'?" If they are monsters, they must also be good monsters who practice Buddhism, and I don't think this bodhisattva is really a bodhisattva...".

The believers in the main hall began to talk about it, and then quarreled, and the Living Bodhisattva saw that the scene was out of control, and he had no intention of staying any longer, so as not to talk to this strange old man named Chen Lun later, and only the more he said, the more wrong he became. He turned into light again, returned to the lotus seat, and then transformed back into a statue of a clay bodhisattva.

At this moment, the 'Girl King' shouted loudly: "The Bodhisattva has returned, please all the good men and women who need the help of the Bodhisattva, please be early tomorrow." With that, she and the 'boy-kun' who was standing at the door turned into a light smoke and disappeared. Leaving Qin Ide and Liang Yifu with indifferent faces, as well as the believers who quarreled in the temple. At that moment, there was a sound of gongs and drums beating from the village, and someone was heard shouting, "It's on fire!" The mountain is on fire! Hurry up and put out the fire! ”。

When Qin Aide and Liang Yifu heard this voice, they immediately knew that it was a good thing for Wen Jiabao to rush, he should have seen the people in the temple quarreling, and guessed that it was a good time to set fire at this time, so they lit the straw, and then ran down the mountain to shout for fire.

The believers who were still arguing in the temple heard that there was a fire and hurriedly squeezed out towards the door of the temple, Qin Aide and Liang Yifu waited for them to squeeze out, and then left the temple in a hurry, and then took the opportunity to run quickly in the other direction to Wen Jiabao's house. On the way to run, they did not forget to remove their makeup, for fear of being found out, the two foreigners who came to make trouble, father and son, were actually two young people pretending.

There was a disturbance in the temple, although it did not have much effect, but it made some believers doubt the living Bodhisattva, and decided not to come back to worship any living Bodhisattva in the future; There are also some believers who belong to the kind of wall grass, they are the kind of gods and spirits who run to worship God, and where the Buddha and Bodhisattva appear, they run to worship the Buddha and worship the Bodhisattva, regardless of whether he is an immortal or a Buddha, and those who can satisfy their selfish desires are good immortals, good Bodhisattvas, and good Buddhas.

There are still a few who still stay in the temple and kowtow and bow down, begging for the living Bodhisattva to show up to save the suffering, but by Qin Ide and Liang Yifu so troubled, does the living Bodhisattva still dare to come out? Aren't you afraid that another troublemaker will come and dismantle your own platform?

When Liang Yifu and Qin Ide returned home, the first thing was to remove their makeup, there was a fire on the mountain, the residents of the village would definitely call someone to go out to help put out the fire, someone would definitely come to Wen Jiabao's house and call him out to help, if someone came in and saw their 'ghost', they would definitely be thundered.

After the two finished removing their makeup, Wen Jiabao just returned home, and saw Liang Yifu and Qin Aide said anxiously: "Oh no, something is wrong!" There was really a fire on the mountain! ”。 Liang Yifu was slightly stunned and said, "Ah? Didn't you set the fire? ”。 Wen Jiabao hurriedly said: "It's not me who set the fire, I haven't lit the straw yet, it's the fire on the other side of the mountain, I just hit '119', and the people in the village have rushed to help put out the fire, let's hurry over to help."

It's really unexpected that this 'fake fire' has become a 'real fire', but who ran to set the fire? No one could figure this out, but the top priority was to help, so Liang Yifu and Qin Aide hurriedly followed Wen Jiabao to the fire scene to help catch water and put out the fire.

I was busy all afternoon, I didn't even eat lunch, but fortunately the fire truck came in time, and the fire was not very big, and the fire was completely extinguished at more than 3 o'clock in the afternoon. The three of them returned home and lay down on the sofa in disgrace.

The three of them rested until 7 o'clock in the evening, and when they had eaten and drunk enough, they began to discuss the matter of the living bodhisattva. What is this living bodhisattva disguised, Qin Ide and Liang Yifu didn't see the real body, but they were very sure that this guy must be a ghost after the death of the monster, otherwise how could there be demonic energy and yin energy?

But now this 'monster ghost' seems to have escaped, and I don't know if he will return to the temple tomorrow to pretend to be a ghost, if he is really scared away by his own trouble, then their plan can be said to be a complete failure. After this incident, what Liang Yifu didn't understand the most was why his junior brother could say those things related to Buddhism?

Qin Ide just said that he was bored before, and he saw it in a blog post on the Internet, so he had an idea to fool the 'monster ghost', in order to make those ignorant believers believe his words, he pretended to be more like an old man, in order to create chaos, but he didn't expect it to really succeed.

The three of them were tired all day and went to bed at about 9 o'clock in the evening. Before going to bed, Qin Ide deliberately ran to the spiritual world to find the monk and asked him why he ran out to relieve himself.

Qin Ide came to the big tree in the spiritual world and found the monk who was really looking up at the starry sky, Qin Ide walked over and just wanted to ask, the monk said: "Look at the stars in the sky, it is really like the world we are in, it seems to be shining, but no one pays attention to the dark starry sky."

Qin Ide glanced up and said, "Yes, but without this dark night, how can it support the light of the stars?" ”。 The monk lowered his head and looked at Qin Aide and said, "Indeed, but no one will understand that the night is more important than the light of the stars."

Qin Ide waved his hand and conjured two chairs, after the monk sat down very unceremoniously, Qin Ide also sat down, Qin Ide looked at the monk and said, "Why?" The night will be more important than the starlight, don't tell me it's because of science...".

The monk shook his head and said with a smile: "Neither is it, have you forgotten what happened in the morning?" At that time, you and your senior brother and the 'monsters and ghosts' who pretended to be 'Guanyin Bodhisattva' were like shining stars in the sky, and you were very eye-catching, and those who were blinded were like the night that supported the starlight, understand? You are all competing for a darker night sky to brighten yourselves."

When Qin Ide heard this, he nodded with a smile, and then said, "You've actually been watching the play all the time, right, but why are you helping us out of the siege?" ”。 The monk recited a Buddha name, and then said: "The poor monk originally only wanted to watch a small farce, but you two little stars still can't compete with the false starlight that is sought after by the night, so the poor monk came to help, and the poor monk can't see people in the name of Buddhism swaggering and deceiving in the world, right?" ”。

Qin Ide snorted and asked: "You say so, then you are not very idle, all over the world to fight fakes, by the way, do you really know what Maitreya Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva said?" ”。

The monk smiled and said: "It's not possible to fight fakes, and it's the first time I've done this, as for what Maitreya Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva said, is this important?" ”。 Qin Ide nodded, and the monk smiled and said, "Actually, it's nothing, Maitreya Buddha met Guanyin Bodhisattva for the first time, but he just said, are you still practicing?" The other party replied, yes, Maitreya Buddha said again, go out for a walk... That's all there is to it."

Qin Ide sweated profusely when he heard this, and hurriedly said, "I said, are you fooling me again?" Can this Maitreya Buddha and Bodhisattva say such ordinary words? ”。 When the monk heard this, he laughed and continued: "The world always likes to deify us Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, but in fact, we are just mortals, and what we say is just common sayings, but we are just reciting scriptures in our hearts."

When Qin Ide heard the monk's words, he looked at the monk with a wicked smile and said, "I said that you are a monk, why don't you say that the monks don't speak, you haven't lied to me for so long!" ”。 The monk looked at Qin Ide with a smile and asked, "Did the poor monk deceive you at the right time?" ”。

Qin Ide said with a smile: "I asked you who you were at the beginning, but you didn't answer, and then I guessed if your monk was the missing 'Jizo King Bodhisattva'... Unexpectedly, you're exposed! ”。

The monk smiled and said, "The 'Jizo King Bodhisattva' is not missing, but has returned to the Pure Land of Bliss to practice, so do you guess who the poor monk is now?" ”。 Qin Ide said very confidently: "You are Guanyin Bodhisattva, aren't you!" ”。

When the monk heard this, he laughed. Qin Aide looked at him like this, was slightly stunned, and said, "Isn't it?" According to common sense, if it is so ordinary, it must be said by the two of them chatting in private, if it weren't for the parties involved, they would never know, and Guanyin Bodhisattva is notoriously nosy, you are so idle to come to me to stay, who else can you be if you are not Guanyin Bodhisattva? ”。

The monk smiled and nodded, and said: "Reasonable, reasonable, but unfortunately I am not a 'Bodhisattva of Contemplation', but he is no longer a Bodhisattva, and he has achieved positive results a long time ago, and is called a 'Buddha' who comprehends the Great Dao."

As soon as the monk's words fell, Qin Ide hurriedly stood up and pointed at the monk and said, "I know!" You monk! You are really good, you are Maitreya Buddha! I wouldn't have guessed that wrong this time! ”。 The monk looked at Qin Ide, nodded kindly, and said, "The poor monk is the 'Maitreya Buddha' honored by the disciples of the Buddhist family...". (To be continued.) )