Chapter Twenty-Four: I Can Really Sleep One Sleep for Three Days
Qin Ed looked at the monk who fell to the ground like a 'wax figure', leaving cold sweat on his forehead, not knowing what to do, and at this time, the monk's body gradually became transparent and disappeared. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ After the monk disappeared, the monk's voice came from Qin Ide's side, and he whispered: "Little brother, don't be impulsive, do you know that tonight's incident is all due to your impulse."
When Qin Ed heard his words, he thought to himself, could it be that this monk would be teleported? He hurriedly turned to look and found that the monk was sitting on the stone he was sitting on just now, smiling and looking at himself. Qin Ed asked in surprise: "What do you mean by this, you guy don't always say that 'God' has arranged these fools, I'm afraid you don't even know what 'God' is!" βγ
After he gave Qin Ide a light salute, he stretched out his hand and motioned for Qin Ide to sit down, Qin Ide felt aggrieved and sat back on the stone; After thinking about it, the monk said: "Heaven is nature, and nature is the planet that gives birth to life, the Three Realms and Six Realms, oh... No, it should be the Six Realms and the Six Realms, all of which exist on this planet, and you don't know where the 'Heaven' is, because you have not yet attained the Great Dao of Enlightenment, and you cannot perceive its spiritual existence, and the 'Heaven' is neither a person nor a thing, but a kind of induction, a feeling."
When Qin Ide heard this, the dissatisfaction in his heart was covered up by curiosity, thinking that this monk's words were a bit interesting, they all involved astronomy, Qin Ide suddenly felt interesting, since he couldn't beat this monk, it was okay to verbally damage this monk, don't let him stay in his spiritual world so comfortable. He smiled and said, "Oh, that's the case, I can't imagine that you, a monk, have also studied astronomy, so tell me, how many worlds are there on this earth?" βγ
The monk said calmly: "Not much, there are only six interfaces, one is the 'fairy world', as the name suggests, it is the place where people should go after becoming immortals, the second is the 'spirit world', that is, the world where animals should go after opening the 'spiritual wisdom', the third is the human world, that is, the world you live in, and it is also a door, the fourth is 'crossing the fairy bridge', the fifth is 'ascending the immortal platform', the sixth is the 'road to the immortals', and the 'underworld' is just a transit station, not belonging to the six worlds."
Hearing this, Qin Ide thought for a moment and asked, "I know that the 'Crossing the Immortal Bridge' you said is the connection between the human world and the earth immortal knot, but what is this 'Dengxian Tai' and 'Tuxian Road'?" Also, why is what you say different from what I know? You can't be blinded by me, right?"
The monk smiled, and after giving another salute, he said: "The monks don't say anything, this 'Ascending Immortal Terrace' is a small interface at the junction of the 'Human World' and the 'Immortal World', and the 'Path' is another small interface at the junction of the 'Underworld' and the 'Immortal World'.
After a pause here, the monk continued: "The Three Realms and the Six Paths are a summary of the interfaces that the Buddha Shakyamuni knew when he did not visit the path of enlightenment, and when he became a Buddha, he found the 'Pure Land of Bliss', and under the guidance of the 'Heavens', he wandered away from all the interfaces, and then he realized that the world was not what he understood, and that the Three Realms were not only the Three Realms, and the 'Six Realms of Reincarnation' was not the 'Six Realms of Reincarnation' that he understood."
Qin Ide didn't know the meaning of the second half of the monk's sentence, anyway, it didn't matter, he had to find a way to make this guy speechless, he nodded and asked: "That means that the Buddha and his old man can also make things wrong, but why doesn't he come back and correct the mistake?" And how come these 'six realms of reincarnation' are not 'six realms of reincarnation'? βγ
The monk nodded slightly, and then said: "The six reincarnations do not refer to reincarnation in the 'Bodhisattva World', 'Immortal World', and 'Underworld', but between the three major interfaces and the three small interfaces, reincarnation is not a single 'birth' and 'death', but refers to all intelligent creatures who have completed a passing scene in these six interfaces, and the final belonging, or will return to the 'Underworld', the transit station, and once again choose the interface you want to go to, and the cycle will never end." Speaking of this, the monk paused and continued: "The Buddha did not want to come back to correct his mistakes, but only sighed that the providence of heaven made people, some of which were the will of heaven, and the Buddha could only go with the flow, stay in the 'Pure Land of Bliss' to continue to study, and continue to comprehend the universe." After the monk finished speaking, there was a gloomy look on his face.
When Qin Aide saw him like this, he thought that a monk is a monk, this Buddha thing, what is he worried about, is there any need for this. He took a deep breath and then said, "What do you mean when you said that the human world is a door?" βγ
When the monk heard Qin Ide's question, he recovered from his gloom, looked at Qin Ide and said with a smile: "Aliens, have you ever heard of it?" Qin Ide heard the 'alien' from the mouth of a monk and was immediately stunned. The monk continued with a smile on his face: "The door to the universe, to lead to the universe can only go out from the sky of the 'human world', so it is called the 'gate', do you know why the world needs to develop science and technology? βγ
Qin Aide was very puzzled in his heart, the 'Sun Wu Dao Method' he learned was not scientific in the first place, what were you monk talking about the 'Six Realms and Six Paths' just now, such feudal superstitions, and now you have to talk to me about 'science'! Isn't it funny, and asks me why I need to develop 'technology', and why do I think I'm being tricked by him.
Qin Ide replied casually: "In order to be lazy, as the saying goes, the progress of science exists only to make human beings lazy, you don't want to do the hard work and let the robot do it for you, I said that you, a monk, are engaged in feudal superstition like me, why did you suddenly discuss science with me?" βγ
The monk laughed loudly and shook his head, Qin Ide couldn't help but laugh when he saw his smile again, thinking to himself why was this monk so optimistic? It must be the ghost of a monk who stayed in some 'Corning Hospital'.
After the monk stopped laughing, he asked, "What is feudalism and what is superstition?" Why Science? βγ Qin Ide didn't have the mood to think about these things, he said: "I don't know, what do you want to say, hurry up, it's always annoying to go around in circles."
The monk stood up from the stone and said softly, "Can the little brother take a walk with the poor monk?" βγ Qin Ed took a deep breath, thinking that he had been sitting here for a while, and he didn't know what this monk was going to do? Forget it, if you come here, you can settle down. Qin Ide stood up and followed the monk's pace, and walked slowly on this boundless grass together, only then did Qin Ide realize that this monk was not wearing shoes!? Thinking about it again, this is the spiritual world, do you need to wear shoes, he looked at the clothes on his body, but they were also extracted from his memory, and it was just an illusion formed here.
The monk said as he walked: "Persistence, persistence in believing that what you have always believed in is correct, is an incomprehensible truth, and gradually indulges in it, not wanting to examine what you believe in from an objective point of view, and finally it will form a superstition, obsessed with deep belief." Qin Ide walked beside him and heard his words, and thought about it, it was indeed the case. But why did this monk tell him this?
The monk glanced at Qin Aide, nodded after a slight smile, and continued: "Set a framework for your own thoughts, and are unwilling to leave this framework to think about everything in the world, this is feudal, ideologically feudal, which leads to self-restraint in life⦠Then, go ahead and build a new cage for yourself." The monk said this, smiling and shaking his head, as if he was laughing at the world, even if they knew such a reason, they were unwilling to give up; I am willing to continue to do this, but I am powerless to change such a strange phenomenon.
Qin Ide looked at the monk and asked curiously, "Why are you telling me this?" I have never thought about any big truths, I just hope to be able to live a plain life, don't you find that you monks, Taoist priests pondering these truths all day long, in fact, is it also a kind of self-seeking trouble? βγ
After hearing this, the monk smiled and replied: "It's true, but it's different, what monks and Taoist priests are looking for is to be leisurely, live in the moment naturally, think about the philosophy of life in the world, and let yourself live better with nature." As they spoke, they had come under a large tree.
Qin Ed looked up at the tree, feeling very puzzled, although he had only entered the spiritual world three times, but in his impression, there was no tree here, could it be that this monk was idle and 'painful' to make greenery here?
The two stood under the tree, and the monk reached out and stroked the tree, and he looked up at the dense leaves and said, "When this tree bears fruit, it is also the time for the poor monk to leave." When he said this, he looked at Qin Aide who looked puzzled and smiled: "Little brother, the poor monk is not telling you this, not for you, maybe one day in the future, he can help you tide over the difficulties."
Qin Ide looked at this monk, this one had an oriental face, but had 'navy blue' eyes, although he looked a little special, but the monks seemed to be grinding and chirping like this, saying something like Buddhism. Thinking that they were like this, he still didn't want to continue to talk to him, lest he say a lot of philosophies again, he took a deep breath and said, "I hope so, why do you monks always smile?" Aren't you troubled? βγ
The monk turned to look into the distance, and said with a smile: "The heart is like standing water, but when you look at the things in the world, your heart is calm, where is the trouble?" And why not smile when you don't have troubles? βγ Qin Ide nodded, this monk is a monk, a really superior person is real, unlike Uncle Qin and Senior Brother who always love to pretend to be 'forced' in front of customers.
The monk looked at Qin Ide and said, "Little brother, you should wake up too, sleeping too long is not good for your health." Qin Ide was slightly stunned when he heard this, and before he could reply, the monk disappeared out of thin air in front of his eyes, and then he felt like someone was slapped his neck, his eyes were closed, and he fell unconscious. The monk stood behind him, recited a Buddha name, and whispered: "One tree and one Bodhi, one heart and one mind."
When Qin Ed opened his eyes again, what he saw was... Ceiling!? When I looked closely, it turned out to be the ceiling of my room, and I didn't think the spider silk on the lampshade was so familiar. He sat up and looked out the window, well, the weather is nice today, it should be morning. Thinking of this, he felt a little thirsty, got out of bed and walked in the direction of the kitchen, and when he passed by Liang Yifu's room, he found that Liang Yifu was not there, and it seemed that he should have gone to Jishantang. After Qin Ed drank a glass of water in the kitchen, he stood at the dining table and thought about what the monk had just said to him?
At this time, there were footsteps from the living room and the corridor of the room, Sister Haring came out of it sleepily, when she saw Qin Ide, her eyes widened, as if she saw a ghost, and then covered her mouth with one hand, and swayed up and down with the other hand, and said tremblingly: "You... You... Rogue! βγ
When Qin Ed heard this, why did he become a hooligan? He asked anxiously, "I said sister, why did I become a hooligan?" βγ Sister Harlem shouted, "You have no clothes on!" βγ Qin Ed was a little stunned when he heard this, and looked down at himself, only to understand why he always felt cold on his body just now, it turned out that he was wearing nothing! Qin Ide rushed to his room and closed the door, and after putting on his clothes, he returned to the living room very embarrassed.
At this time, Sister Haring was sitting on the sofa, and when she saw Qin Ed getting dressed and walking out, she asked, "Why can you sleep so well?" I slept for three days". Qin Ide was slightly stunned, sat on the sofa and asked curiously, "Three days?" Could it be that I have been sleeping until now after I was unconscious in the factory that day? βγ
Sister Haring nodded, then took a deep breath and said, "I'll tell you something, don't get too excited." Qin Ed looked at Sister Haring blankly, why did she suddenly get serious? Sister Haring looked at Qin Aide and said solemnly: "That kid Xiaofu, he was poisoned, and the situation is not very optimistic now."
When Qin Ed heard this, he stood up and said with a surprised face: "What the hell is going on?" Senior brother, why did he fall for Gu poison? By the way, where is he now? βγ
Sister Haring asked Qin Ed to sit back on the sofa first, and seeing that Qin Ide's mood had calmed down a little, she showed a slightly worried expression and said: "Didn't you go to catch that 'ghost Gu Knock Cell' that night, in fact, that little ghost didn't have you to destroy at all, he found Jishantang, Xiaofu He was poisoned by Gu at that time, he... Alas". Sister Haring paused at this point.
Seeing that she didn't say anything, Qin Ide was in a hurry, and hurriedly said, "What's wrong with him?" Sister, don't say half or half." Sister Haring smiled, waved and said, "I can't pretend anymore, sister will take you to eat something first, you will see it yourself when you go to Jishantang." She smiled as she said this. Qin Ide thought to himself, it seems that his senior brother should have nothing to do, otherwise how could this aunt and grandmother smile so brightly?
The two went out and went to the restaurant where Sister Haring had been invited to 'have morning tea' for breakfast, while Sister Haring came for lunch, because it was already more than 12 noon. Then they came to Jishan Hall, Qin Ide was worried about Liang Yifu's poisoning, just walked into the yard and walked briskly to the store, as soon as he entered the door, he saw Uncle Qin still sitting at the computer desk watching a movie, seeing Qin Ide coming, without waiting for Uncle Qin to speak, Qin Ide asked anxiously: "Uncle Qin!" Brother, what's wrong with him? Why did you fall for Gu poison? βγ Uncle Qin couldn't help but laugh when he heard him ask about Liang Yifu.
Uncle Qin smiled and said, "He's in the back room, you can take a look yourself." At this time, Sister Haring walked in and said with a smile: "Anyway, you can go and see for yourself, he, hahahaha." Qin Ide looked at the two of them and smiled like this, thinking to himself what kind of Gu poison did his senior brother fall into? Is it a poison that can make people laugh? Is there such a poison?
Qin Ide just wanted to go to the inner room to find out, and Liang Yifu's voice came from the inner room, "I said can you two stop laughing, how can I detoxify me, I said that you two are too...", Liang Yifu walked out of it while saying, and saw Qin Ed appear in front of him, swallowed back what he didn't say, and said with a smile: ", you kid finally woke up, you kid is too good at sleeping, this...".
As soon as Liang Yifu said this, Qin Ed directly knelt on the ground and laughed, Qin Ed finally understood why Uncle Qin and Sister Haring couldn't stop laughing. Nima's own brother has become a black man! Like a piece of charcoal, Qin Ed thought he was from a certain tribe in the African savannah when he first saw him, if he didn't speak, he would really treat him as someone else.
Liang Yifu sat on the chair, picked up the banana on the table and peeled it, and said: "I said you kid, look at me like this and laugh like this, where is your conscience?" I'm all yellow and black." Qin Ide took a deep breath, calmed himself down, got up from the ground, turned his head to look at Liang Yifugang and wanted to ask, why his skin had become like this, but it was okay not to look at it, as soon as he saw his dark skin, coupled with the appearance of eating bananas. He couldn't help but point at Liang Yifu and laugh out loud again, and at the same time said, "Chimpanzee, hahahaha!" chimpanzees". As soon as these words came out, Uncle Qin couldn't help but slap the table and laugh wildly. Even Sister Harlem snuggled up to the door and laughed.
Liang Yifu covered his face, lowered his head and continued to eat the banana, and then said vaguely: "I said, you guys are too exaggerated, I'm like this, you don't have any sympathy at all, this is much better than the previous two days, are you laughing like this."
Uncle Qin couldn't stand it anymore, he stood up and said with a smile: "You kid, stay by yourself, continue to detoxify, Uncle I'll go out to breathe, alas, I really can't see you like this, it's funny." After Uncle Qin finished speaking, he quickly left Jishan Hall. Sister Haring looked at Qin Ed and said with a smile: "You ask him why he looks like this, sister, hehehehe, I'll do something", after speaking, she also left.
Qin Ed sat on the sofa, thinking to himself that it was no wonder that Sister Haring said just now that her senior brother's illness was not cured, she didn't want to see her senior brother, it turned out to be like this; After Qin Ed exhaled deeply, he turned his head slightly sideways, not daring to look at him. He smiled and asked, "What the hell is going on with you, how are you, how are you learning 'Michael Jackson'."
When Liang Yifu heard this, he picked up a banana and threw it at Qin Aide, and said at the same time: "Bullshit, he's a black man turned into a white man, and I'm a yellow man turned into a black man, phew, turn into a ball, I'm being pitted by that 'ghost Gu knock'." Speaking of which, Liang Yifu recalled what happened when he went to Lao Zhang's factory that morning.
The next morning, Liang Yifu returned to the factory, and the frost that was still attached to the factory at night had already been evaporated by the morning sun; When he walked through the factory gate, he looked up to the first floor and found that the workers were all working as usual, and the wooden expressions on their faces had improved, and it seemed that the yang energy of these workers had been sucked away by the strange 'ghost couple'.
He came to the general manager's office on the third floor, and when Lao Zhang saw Liang Yifu coming, he quickly got up from the sofa and invited Liang Yifu to sit down and talk with a smile on his face. After sitting down, Lao Zhang began to make tea, and at the same time said: "I heard Xiao Liu, who was driving last night, mention your experience of catching ghosts last night, alas, I really regret not coming to see it."
Liang Yifu smiled embarrassedly, Nima, do you know that we almost burped last night, and you have seen it, maybe you have to follow us to the underworld to make a fortune.
Liang Yifu nodded, and then said: "This ghost catch, it's not a fun thing, there were some emergencies last night, and the matter was a bit big, so it didn't bring you any trouble."
When Liang Yifu was talking, Mr. Zhang handed a cup to Liang Yifu, and then nodded and said, "It's okay, it's just that the fire truck came and found that we don't know why it was freezing here, but this matter has been dealt with." Mr. Zhang picked up the teacup, took a sip of tea and continued: "When I came here this morning, I found that the employees in the factory were not as wooden as before, there is a guy in our factory who loves to laugh, how many days have he not joked, today I see that he has begun to be poor, and my heart is also steady."
Liang Yifu drank the tea in the teacup in one gulp, and then said with a little apology: "When I was doing errands last night, I smashed the cement floor downstairs under you, this...". When Mr. Zhang heard this, he hurriedly waved his hand and said: "It's just a trivial matter, when I get off work in the evening, I'll let people re-lay it."
After the two chatted about some inconsequential things, Mr. Zhang took a check from the desk and handed it to Liang Yifu, and at the same time said, "This trip is really hard for you." Liang Yifu took the check and looked at it, this amount is a little wrong, he looked at Mr. Zhang suspiciously, Mr. Zhang smiled and said: "That's the case, I'm a little uneasy, I want to observe for a few days first, you look at this...", Liang Yifu nodded, put the check away, and said with a smile: "It's okay, Mr. Zhang, I understand that you do this, let's observe it for a week first, the matter of money is still another matter, and the health problems of the workers in this factory are what I am more worried about."
When Lao Zhang heard this, he was slightly stunned and asked, "Health problems?" Is there anything else...", Liang Yifu interrupted him and said: "Oh, no, no, this ghost, I promise there won't be any more, but I just observed it and found that their complexion has basically improved, I want to wait until they are completely well before talking to you about money, but you... That's so kind". Mr. Zhang nodded, and then asked, "Then do you need to arrange some feng shui formations now to prevent accidents?" It wouldn't be good if it happened again in the future."
Liang Yifu said: "Don't worry, there are not so many ghosts who will come to you to wander around, even if there are many ghosts, the world is so big, there are too many places to go, and besides, this ghost is managed by a department, you can rest assured." Mr. Zhang nodded, thinking to himself what kind of department was the 'department in charge of ghosts', I had never heard of such a department in the country.
Liang Yifu smiled and added: "Difu, big brother, don't think about these things anymore, this feng shui array, you don't have to do it to exorcise ghosts." Lao Zhang nodded after hearing this. Liang Yifu stayed in the factory for more than an hour, and after talking to Mr. Zhang, the two of them also went around the factory, and after making sure that there was nothing to do, he planned to go back to Jishantang, and when he left, Mr. Zhang also asked the driver who sent him over last night, that is, Liu Daotian, to drive him back.
After Liang Yifu and Liu Daotian left the factory, they did not go back to Jishantang directly, but drove to a good restaurant, and after lunch, they went to the 'Anishuang Leisure Club', hehehe, relax for a while. This Liu Daotian thought about **** after dinner, this kid asked if there was any 'big health care' as soon as he entered the door, and the waiter was slightly stunned after hearing this, and hurriedly said no. Liang Yifu walked over and pulled Liu Daotian and whispered: "How can you ask like this, you have to ask those technician girls later, do you understand, ask for a contact number, and then you two go out to find a place to do 'big health care', understand." After Liang Yifu finished speaking, he looked at Liu Daotian, who was a little stunned. After hearing this, Liu Daotian nodded in a sense of understanding.
After doing 'horses killing chickens' here, Liu Daotian drove Liang Yifu back. After saying goodbye to Liu Daotian, Liang Yifu walked up the slope, and after walking a few steps, he always felt a little stinging pain in his calf, he bent down and pulled up his pants, and after a closer look, there was a small tooth mark, as if he had been bitten by some insect, and he didn't care too much. But he had just taken two steps when he felt as if he had been bitten by a mosquito on his buttocks.
He frowned and said a little dissatisfied: "I said, why are you stinky mosquitoes so vulgar, why are you staring at my ass?" Liang Yifu continued to walk, and as he walked, he felt that something was wrong, why did he feel like being bitten by mosquitoes in many places on his body? A little stinging, but not itchy. He hurriedly ran towards Jishantang, and thought that he had taken off his clothes in the inner room to see if he had any skin disease.
When he ran to Jishan Hall, Uncle Qin saw him for the first time, his expression was serious, and he picked up a 'Thunder Splitting Mahogany Sword' placed under the computer desk and stabbed it towards his location!