Liang Yifu saw that Uncle Qin suddenly made a move on him, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly shouted: "I said Uncle Qin, what are you...", before he finished speaking, the 'Peach Wood Sword' had passed through Liang Yifu's cheek. Then a scream came from behind Liang Yifu www.biquge.info and he quickly turned around to check, but he didn't see anything.

"Stinky boy! How do you carry this thing back? Uncle Qin asked solemnly; Liang Yifu saw that there was nothing in front of him, and Uncle Qin asked this again, he hurriedly took out the 'Three Clear Eye Opening Talisman' to open his eyes, and waited for him to open his eyes again! A monster appeared on the floor at the entrance of this store, a strange monster that was about the size of a basketball, and it was nailed to the floor by Uncle Qin's 'Thunder Splitting Mahogany Sword'.

Liang Yifu widened his eyes and asked in surprise: "This, what is this!?" He turned to look at Uncle Qin and asked, "Uncle, you said I got this thing back?" It doesn't make sense, I don't feel it at all."

Uncle Qin walked quickly from behind the computer desk to Liang Yifu's side, and said at the same time, "Alas, this thing has been lying behind you just now, huh?" This thing, this thing can't be a 'ghost Gu knock cell'." Liang Yifu heard Uncle Qin say the words 'ghost Gu knock cell', and the center was puzzled, wasn't this little ghost killed by himself and his junior brother last night.

At this time, the 'Ghost Gu Knocker' lying on the ground stretched out his deformed arm with difficulty, pulled out the 'Peach Wood Sword' that was tied to the body like a 'silkworm', and then threw the 'Peach Wood Sword' on the ground; Uncle Qin looked at this little ghost, stretched out his hand, and the 'Peach Wood Sword' returned to Uncle Qin's hand as if it had been tied with a rope.

The 'Ghost Gu Knock Cell' lying on the ground slowly stood up, and Uncle Qin carefully looked at his head with only half a head left, those empty eyes, and his face was covered with disgusting fine hair. Uncle Qin suddenly felt a little unappetizing. He took a deep breath and asked, "What the hell is going on?" Didn't you say you blew it up? ”。

Liang Yifu came back to his senses when he heard Uncle Qin's question, and then said: "Yes, we confirmed that he was killed by us last night, but the dead 'eunuch ghost' came out to make trouble, and then I don't know how, the remaining half of the ghost body of the 'ghost Gu Knock Cell' didn't know where to go?" At the time, I thought I was burned by my junior brother."

Uncle Qin nodded slightly after hearing this, it seems that it must have taken advantage of the chaos to escape last night. Uncle Qin looked at the 'ghost Gu Knock Cell' on the ground again and said solemnly: "Evil animal, God has the virtue of a good life, allowing you to escape, but I didn't expect you to come to ask for your life so unrepentant."

When the 'Ghost Gu Knocker' heard Uncle Qin say this, he let out a strange laugh of 'Woo Hoo', and then said in an old voice: "It's all, the virtue of good life?" If God is really fair, why am I the way I am today, I exist to poison people and make people die! Such! That's how I have a meaning to exist! But! At this point, he turned his head to look at Liang Yifu and continued: "But this stinky boy made me look like this, I finally saw this guy again, I must kill him!" There's another stinky boy! I'm going to kill them all!! ”。

When Uncle Qin heard him say this, he sighed lightly and shook his head; Liang Yifu said in a somewhat aggrieved tone: "Fuck, you guy is really a pervert, you don't want to think about how many people you have killed over the years?" I'm going to kill you but to eliminate the harm of the broad masses of the people, if you hadn't had the sin of killing yourself, how could you have caused today's killing disaster!? ”。

The 'Ghost Gu Knock Cell' roared angrily: "Shut up! You know what, who is worse than me in my years of experience, I must kill you today!! With that, it crawled towards Liang Yifu's location with difficulty, as slow as a snail, even though it had now become like this, so inconvenient, but its desire for revenge still supported him to crawl towards Liang Yifu.

Liang Yifu took out the 'Fire Breaking Demon Talisman' from his pocket and was about to kill him, but Uncle Qin stretched out his hand to stop it, and at the same time said: "Forget it, it's also a bitter ghost, let it go." Liang Yifu frowned and asked: "I said Uncle Qin, this guy is hopeless, completely hopeless, if you don't kill him now, do you still want him to crawl over and bite me?" ”。

Uncle Qin took out a 'Water Soul Fixing Talisman' from the pocket of his shirt and threw it at the forehead of the 'Ghost Gu Knocker', giving it a freeze. The 'ghost Gu knocking brother' was unwilling, and he scolded: "Stinky old way! If you kind of let me go, I'm going to fight you alone! ”。

Liang Yifu saw that it had become like this, and he still wanted to play heads-up, I am afraid that it can't even do the Tao before the junior brother has not learned to use internal qi, Nima still wants to single-handedly pick up Uncle Qin, this is bullying the old man, it must not be the rhythm of a martial arts master. But what do I think of this 'ghost Gu knocking cell', I seem to have said it, but I can't remember it.

Uncle Qin turned his head to look at Liang Yifu and asked, "Do you kid feel anything uncomfortable?" ”。 Liang Yifu heard Uncle Qin ask, and suddenly remembered that his whole body seemed to be stared at by mosquitoes just now, and he told Uncle Qin about it. Without waiting for Uncle Qin to respond, the 'Ghost Gu Knocker' let out that 'Devil's Knock' laugh again, and it said, "Stupid, that's me putting Gu poison on you, but it's a pity that you fell short, otherwise you will soon become a dry corpse at my mercy." Speaking of this, he also showed a very angry expression, of course, whether it has a change in expression now, others can't see it, Nima has been twisted into a lump.

When Liang Yifu heard this, he pointed at the 'ghost Gu knocking cell' and scolded: "I'm the seventh aunt and the eighth aunt of Caoni!" Your behavior will certainly be spurned and severely condemned by the broad masses of the people." Uncle Qin saw that his apprentice was about to start saying a lot of nonsense and stupid things again, so he raised his hand and slapped him the back of the head, and said at the same time: "You are still in the mood to make noise, and you don't want to think about how to detoxify yourself, look at your left hand, it has old age spots."

Liang Yifu touched his head, and at the same time raised his left hand to look, ouch, I'll go, it's dark! His skin is like a charcoal-black age spot, piece by piece, and he doesn't feel anything when he touches it. That's when he felt the seriousness of the matter. He hurriedly looked at Uncle Qin and asked fearfully, "Uncle!" Can I still be saved? If I don't save me, can I find a job at leisure? ”。

Uncle Qin took a deep breath and said angrily: "Find a fart job, your face can only show people the door at most." After Uncle Qin finished speaking, he looked at the silent 'Ghost Gu Knocker' again and asked, "You quickly unleash my apprentice's poison."

'Ghost Gu Knock Cell' laughed coldly: "Hehehe, for hundreds of years, Lao Tzu will only poison, not detoxify, and within four hours, after this kid's whole body turns black, he will definitely die." At the same time that this guy said this, Uncle Qin and Liang Yifu showed frightened expressions; But it turns out that this guy is fooling them, if Liang Yifu is really going to die, they can still laugh at Liang Yifu, and they laughed for three days.

Uncle Qin took a deep breath and kicked this 'ghost Gu knocker' into the yard to bask in the sun, and then Uncle Qin turned to look at Liang Yifu and said, "You kid, alas... Stay here honestly, and I'll go find Lao Lu to come up and see you." After Uncle Qin finished speaking, he just turned around and said again: "By the way, go outside to get a formation, trap that guy, don't let him run away, and lock the door, don't let people in." After Uncle Qin finished speaking, he went to sleep in the inner room and went to the underworld.

Liang Yifu looked at his left hand, and also looked at his right hand, and found that the age spots on his body were gradually spreading, it seemed that he was really dead this time, but he was convinced of a truth, as long as Uncle Qin was there, he would definitely not die.

He came to the courtyard and completed the matter according to Uncle Qin's instructions. The 'ghost Gu stumbling cells' in the courtyard were baked by the scorching sun, and they still scolded Liang Yifu unrelentingly. However, Liang Yifu didn't bird him at all, stayed in the store and played games, and didn't take his poisoning seriously at all.

In the evening, Lu Qingfeng came out of the floor of the store, and a cold air appeared, and Liang Yifu slightly put down the mobile phone in his hand. Lu Qingfeng looked at Liang Yifu who was sitting on the sofa, was slightly startled, then saluted him, and then asked, "Brother Xiao Liang is in good health?" ”。 Liang Yifu saw this guy, he was still the same, he sighed and said, "What a fart, I'm dying, right!?" You're here, what about Uncle Qin? ”。 As soon as Lu Qingfeng wanted to answer, Uncle Qin's voice came from the inner room.

At 7:20 p.m., the two of them stayed in Jishan Hall and began to treat Liang Yifu. Lu Qingfeng gave Liang Yifu a comprehensive examination, and came to the conclusion that he would not die, that is, he would become black all over, but it was not an incurable disease, Lu Qingfeng took out a pill from his pocket that he had condensed with his own ghost qi, and at the same time asked Liang Yifu to open his mouth to feed him medicine.

Liang Yifu hurriedly said: "What, I'm not a child, I'll come by myself." Lu Qingfeng smiled and said, "No, this pill is a virtual body for you, you can't touch it, only if I feed you, you can eat it in your stomach." Liang Yifu nodded after hearing this, the process of feeding the medicine was a little uncomfortable, because as soon as the pill entered the esophagus, Liang Yifu felt a burst of coldness, as if an air conditioner was turned on in his body, and then accompanied by a strong feeling of nausea, he wanted to vomit. It took Lu Qingfeng a lot of effort to successfully deliver the pill to Liang Yifu's stomach.

After finishing the matter, Uncle Qin asked eagerly: "I said Lao Lu, take this pill too, when will this disease be cured, you see that this kid has reached the age of talking about marriage, if he looks like a black man, how will he ask for a daughter-in-law in China in the future."

Lu Qingfeng couldn't help laughing, and then said, "Hehehe, Brother Qin, don't worry, after his body is completely blackened, as long as he uses his own internal qi to absorb the pill, he can return to his original complexion." After Lu Qingfeng saw Liang Yifu, he came to the courtyard and brought the 'ghost Gu knock cell' back to the underworld.

In the next two days, Liang Yifu stayed at home in Jishantang, digesting pills with internal qi and eliminating toxins from his body. I heard Uncle Qin say that when he was detoxifying, a faint black smoke would come out of his pores.

At this point, Liang Yifu also felt a little hungry, and said: "I said junior brother, go and get me something to eat, I haven't eaten lunch yet."

Qin Ide sat on the sofa eating bananas, looked at Liang Yifu and said, "Don't go, you have to go yourself, "Pengcheng Special Event" is about to be broadcast, I don't want to go." Liang Yifu said anxiously: "How can I go out to meet people like this, and I won't scare people to death."

Qin Ide looked at his senior brother, and couldn't help but smile again, he smiled and said, "I'll call the takeaway head office, let's say, what do you want to eat?" ”。 Liang Yifu nodded. There's nothing to say about this lunch, so let's not talk about it, let's briefly talk about the content of this issue of "Pengcheng Special Affairs".

This issue of "Pengcheng Special Affairs" reported that a local old lady who lived alone in an urban village in Futian District did not know that in order to play the 'air raid', the ammunition used was a relatively special 'fecal ammunition', which made the surrounding residents unable to live normally. Some people say that this old lady is mentally ill, and some say that she is an evil person. This episode of the show is actually nothing special, but the old lady Liang Yifu in this show he knows.

Liang Yifu told Qin Aide about how he ran to the residential building where the old lady lived one night 4 years ago and summoned the soul of a college entrance examination graduate, speaking of this kid, Liang Yifu said: ", if I could meet him in the college entrance examination at that time, let alone Tsinghua University and Peking University, I could go to Harvard, but I can't speak English."

4 years ago, this college entrance examination freshman, a few days before the college entrance examination, I don't know why, I can't afford to be in a coma; His family didn't know how to contact Lao Jin, and then Lao Jin stopped the business. Liang Yifu rushed to the high school student's house to understand the situation at that time, but he didn't wait for Liang Yifu to check him, he woke up himself, and after waking up, he couldn't even take care of his food, so he hid in the room to review, and he didn't go to school in the next few days, and he stayed in the room every day to review. At first, Liang Yifu felt that this kid was fine, maybe he was under a lot of pressure to study, so he didn't pay much attention to his side of things. Then ushered in the 2010 college entrance examination, that kid Nima was admitted to 'Tsinghua', and after getting the admission letter, he was so happy that he fainted on the spot.

The family rushed him to the hospital, and the doctor said that he had become a vegetative state and that it would be difficult for him to wake up again; This matter is strange, Liang Yifu and Uncle Qin went to his home to understand the situation. went to his house again, and this time Uncle Qin concluded that he was a 'soul wanderer'. I summoned him that night, but I didn't think that it was not the soul of this kid who was summoned, but the 'spirit' of a shrewd old lady, note that it was not a 'soul', just a 'spirit'. Uncle Qin sent the 'spirit' of this shrew old lady back into his body, and listened to the mother of the high school student say that this old lady was the landlord and old lady who lived upstairs in their house. After this little episode passed, Uncle Qin continued to 'summon the soul' of this kid, and this time finally recalled his 'soul', but he didn't expect that this kid had been crying since he woke up, insisting that he didn't take the college entrance examination or something.

This made his family feel strange, his child obviously took the college entrance examination and was admitted to 'Tsinghua University', what is going on. At that time, Liang Yifu put forward the opinion that it was not the 'soul' of this kid who went to take the college entrance examination, but the 'soul' of others. Uncle Qin agreed with this view, so he set up a formation of 'inviting souls', this 'inviting souls' is different from 'summoning spirits', 'summoning souls' is to find the 'wandering souls' in the human world, and 'inviting souls' is to invite the 'ghosts' in the underworld who have not been reincarnated and have not gone to hell to come up and ask questions.

With the help of the 'ghost', I finally brought back the 'ghost' who got into the body of this high school student.,Actually, it's very simple.。 In 2009, there was a 'school bully' somewhere in my country, who died in a traffic accident, and before he could take the college entrance examination, he died. And just a few days ago, when he was wandering on the road, he found that the college entrance examination freshman was in a coma at home, and the 'soul' was not in the body, he saw that this was a good opportunity to realize his wish, so he got on his body, woke up, and went to take the college entrance examination instead of this kid.

Qin Ide heard Liang Yifu talk about things here, and said with a smile: "Aren't you saying that it's the college entrance examination, as for being so persistent?" ”。 Liang Yifu put down the chopsticks in his hand, and said at the same time: "Alas, junior brother, you amnesia, it is difficult to understand this mood, thinking back to when I took the college entrance examination, ouch mom, it was an unbearable bitter 'forced' life, that was the day when I either died in the 'sea of books' every day, or was tossed to death by the 'sea of books', forget it, don't talk about this, anyway, we can still go to college in a few days." Liang Yifu said this, showing an expectant look.

Qin Ide turned off the TV, and then asked, "By the way, didn't you just say that you know that old lady?" Do you know why she played 'Air Raid'? It's not like she's on TV, oh no, this show is."

Liang Yifu shook his head with a wry smile, and then said: "That old lady, didn't I tell you that we summoned her 'spirit' at the beginning, at that time, Uncle Qin didn't understand that the 'spirit' of the old lady Mao would be so vicious, so he tried to find out about this matter, this 'spirit', the reason why it is so fierce is related to her past life."

"What? How can the 'spirit' of the previous life overlap with the 'spirit' of this life, and won't this spirit be scattered after the person's death? Qin Ide asked in surprise. Liang Yifu plucked his ears with his tail fingers, and said with an indifferent expression: "Yes, but the old lady's spirit was not dispersed when she died in her previous life, but was absorbed by her 'soul', this Meng Po soup can make 'ghosts' forget their previous lives, but they can't let 'spirits' forget the negative emotions of their previous lives."

"But how did she become the way she is?" Qin Aide asked. Liang Yifu sighed lightly and said: "Self-inflicted, why did the old lady's 'spirit' come out, we and Uncle Qin have studied this, but we don't know why, this 'spirit' is generally impossible to summon people's 'spirit', otherwise that person will burp, as for her crazy appearance now, she has to start from her previous life." Liang Yifu said this, lit a cigarette and said: "Uncle Qin went to the underworld afterwards to ask Lao Lu, and Lao Lu checked the file for him, after all, it was all to save people, so Lao Lu also checked."

In other words, this old lady was a Zhuang family in her last life, she got married at the age of 17, and married a particularly stingy man, it doesn't matter if a man is stingy, the younger couple still gave birth to three children. However, after the birth of the child, their family became unharmonious, the man who was the father was stingy, and after having a child, he was reluctant to spend a few dollars on hand, and he was not willing to spend it on the child. In order to make new clothes for the children and go to school to read and write, the woman who is a mother often secretly takes some money in the box that her husband uses to put money, buys cloth to make clothes for the children, and pays them the tuition fees of the private school, but this matter was later discovered by the husband, and the two husbands and wives quarreled, and the husband often beat and scolded her.

The old man was still stingy in his old age, and refused to bring up the matter of separation, even though the children were all married at that time; The old lady saw that her children were always quarreling with the old man for property, and then she couldn't stand this oppressive family atmosphere, and in a fit of anger she exchanged all the money in the family for silver tickets, which made the old man angry on the spot, and the children thought that they would be able to share the money and the land, but how could they think that the old lady did not give the land to her three children, and sold the land to others with the title deed, and then made a very crazy move, she burned the silver ticket with a fire, and then committed suicide by taking poison. This woman, a good-hearted girl, was forced into a 'rich slave' by such a living environment. When he was dying, he didn't want to share his wealth with others, and his mentality was so twisted that even his own children were unwilling to give away part of his wealth.

When Qin Ide heard this, he asked Liang Yifu curiously: "Isn't this just an ordinary family wealth dispute or something, does it matter?" Why do I get more confused the more I listen? ”。 After Liang Yifu snuffed out the cigarette, he took a deep breath and said: "I also said just now, values, since ancient times, there are clouds, 'soul is good and evil', that old lady has been living in a living environment that is persistent for wealth in her last life, and her values have also been distorted, and she has recorded all the negative emotions in her life, and this spirit does not know why it is integrated into her 'soul', and she was reincarnated, and this 'evil spirit' has also affected her character in this life."

Hearing this, Qin Ide nodded, and Liang Yifu continued: "This old lady is also a rich person in her life, she is a local like my grandfather, she has a few acres of thin fields of her own, and she built several houses for rent in the 90s, and lived a seemingly happy and free life, but unfortunately this old lady's husband died early, and her children were not filial, so they united to deceive her and deceive most of her real estate and sell it, and ran away, leaving her to live alone in that building, and the old man was helpless, so he could only rely on that house to collect rent, to support yourself".

Speaking of this, Liang Yifu took a few sips of the beer on the table, and then said: "Before I went to 'summon the spirit' of that high school student, she was not like this, she was quite normal, but she was just a little withdrawn, but she became so crazy, mainly because the behavior of her children caused her 'spirit' to change, which stimulated the negative emotions she had in her previous life, and affected her future views on life, human nature, and money. Evil thoughts', when she returned to the body and merged with the current 'spirit' sandwiched together, she became nervous all day long thinking that someone was going to take away her house, and all year round, she dared to take away the tenants in her own building, and then relied on her old book to live all the time, as for why she always threw this disgusting bomb, mainly because there were too many houses around, this 'flower arrangement' was dense, and she was afraid that the people around her would come and take away her house and her money."

Qin Ide also sighed when he heard this, and said, "It's really pitiful, I died because of money in my last life, and I live because of money in this life."

Liang Yifu smiled bitterly: "Heh, what is the difference between her children and my second uncle and aunt, it's just that she hasn't done it so much." Qin Ide looked at his dark face and lonely expression, and asked softly: "Senior brother, do you hate, your second uncle...". Liang Yifu smiled bitterly again, nodded and said: "Hate, I always wanted to use the 'Thunder Fu' to electrocute that Wang Ba Lamb a few years ago, but at that time I couldn't put out a 'Thunder Fu Array' that could electrocute people. My parents, my father, told me not to have resentment and not to take revenge, and he said at the time that he didn't treat me as an older brother, I still treated him as a younger brother." Speaking of this, the senior brother's eyes were a little moist.

Fate, sometimes it is like this, many times we can experience this feeling of playing tricks on the emotions of men and women, but often the most hurtful to us is the fate of family affection, which is the same mother, or the same father, but they want to kill each other, is this the original nature of human beings. My brother's father, after his death, became like this, and still chose to forgive, why is this? Maybe this is the difference in human nature and the difference in three views.

Liang Yifu poured wine on his own wine glass, but he didn't drink it, he looked at the wine in the glass, and after about half a minute, he said slowly: "Actually, I think that old lady is even more tragic than my parents, a reincarnation, still tortured by a value, tortured into the way it is now, crazy."

Qin Ed saw that his senior brother was depressed, took a banana from the top of the bookcase, handed it to him, smiled and said, "Don't worry, you will be a little happier if you eat a banana." Liang Yifu looked up at the banana in front of him, then looked at his stunned junior brother, smiled, grabbed the banana and said, "You pack up your things, I will continue to detoxify, I'm afraid it won't be too late to go to school if I don't work hard." With that, he got up and walked to the inner room.

Three days have passed, today is September 22nd, and Liang Yifu finally cleared the poison in his body today. That afternoon, Sister Haring and her brothers went out shopping and bought a lot of daily necessities and new clothes, because they were going to report to school the day after tomorrow.

At the end of this day, it cost Sister Haring a lot of money, but for Sister Haring, money is really not a matter compared to filling her stomach, as long as she can be 'full' every day, she is very happy. At that time, Qin Ide asked her curiously: "Sister, don't you have to spend money to eat?" ”。 Sister Haring looked at Qin Ed with a sly smile, Sister Haring patted Qin Ide's back, and said at the same time: "Silly boy, sister is in your world, of course you have to follow your rules, spend money to buy food, but on our side, you don't have to eat at all, the whole world is full of aura, you won't feel hungry, what can you eat if you are not hungry."

Back at Jishantang at night, Uncle Qin watched them come back with a lot of things, dumbfounded, and saw that his aunt and grandmother didn't dare to say anything about their indiscriminate spending of money or anything. He was just squatting in front of a large pile of shopping bags, rummaging through them, Liang Yifu asked curiously: "I said Uncle Qin, what are you looking for?" Isn't it just clothes and daily necessities?"

After looking for a while, Uncle Qin sighed and shook his head and said, "The world is going down, and young people nowadays only remember to buy things for themselves, Uncle, I'm cold." Liang Yifu heard Uncle Qin say this, he smiled, took out a shopping bag from behind him and handed it to Uncle Qin, saying: "I said Uncle Qin, how can I forget about you, there are delicious and fun things in it, and I bought you a dress, you can wear it and try it, see if it fits, if it is not suitable, I will change it for you."

Uncle Qin took the bag and rummaged through it, glanced at Liang Yifu, and said, "Why did you kid buy such a flower shirt for your uncle and me, and treat me as the old man of the 'land', that old man has no taste." Liang Yifu smiled awkwardly when he heard this.