Zhang Xiaojun, male, 21 years old, is a poor boy from the countryside of southwest China. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Currently studying at Jiangnan University in Jiangnan Province, a single dog who is about to intern in his junior year, is not tall, handsome, and has a simple and simple personality.

However, half a month ago, Zhang Xiaojun was not a single dog.

When Zhang Xiaojun was about to intern, his girlfriend, who was finally caught up, proposed to break up.

This thunderbolt on this sunny day made Zhang Xiaojun collapse, and he lay on the bed for more than ten consecutive days, and his limbs were about to degenerate.

"I said the fifth, isn't it just a woman, as for it? I'll take you to the Great Sword another day. ”

Roommate Wang Jinkai came to the bed and handed a rice bowl to the bed.

In the past ten days, Zhang Xiaojun has basically eaten and drunk in bed except for Lazar, and the whole person has been sluggish, losing more than 20 pounds in half a month.

"The Great Sword?"

Hearing these three words, Zhang Xiaojun's originally pale face became a little ruddy, his head twisted, and he asked energetically, "Really?" ”

In the three years of college, Zhang Xiaojun has never experienced such an exciting thing as a big sword, except for falling in love with his average-looking girlfriend.

"Of course, can Brother Kai bluff you?"

Wang Jinkai patted Zhang Xiaojun's arm, looking like I am an old driver and I will take you.

"Let's not talk about it first, my female ticket is still waiting for me downstairs, and the third and fourth will come back in a while, so that they can serve you well, and another day my brother will take you out to enjoy the one-stop service."

Wang Jinkai walked outside the dormitory as he spoke, and when he arrived at the door, he suddenly turned around and said, "What, remember to transfer the money of the big sword to Alipay to me first." ”

Looking at the back of Wang Jinkai leaving, Zhang Xiaojun blurted out a sentence of "lying down".

I know that there is no big sword made for nothing in the world.

However, scolding and scolding, Zhang Xiaojun still took out his mobile phone, clicked on Alipay and prepared to transfer money to Wang Jinkai.

After lying in bed for more than ten days, in addition to playing with mobile phones on the Internet, the five girls were already tired of using it, and Zhang Xiaojun also wanted to experience the journey of the bohemian sword.

"Big sword, how much does it cost to do it once?"

Zhang Xiaojun muttered and opened Alipay, but forgot to ask Wang Jinkai how much it cost to make a big sword.

"Is 500 enough?" Looking at the only 500 oceans left in the balance of Alipay's account, Zhang Xiaojun was a little distressed.

Originally, the 500 yuan was saved by Zhang Xiaojun to buy a birthday gift for his girlfriend, but now that his girlfriend is gone, it is better to use the money to cool off.

Thinking like this, Zhang Xiaojun felt much better.

Click on the transfer, Zhang Xiaojun is ready to transfer all 500 yuan to Wang Jinkai, refund more and make up for less, and just follow it when the time comes.

Suddenly, Zhang Xiaojun's mobile phone rang, and a pop-up window popped up on the Alipay page.

[Alipay's latest version 10.9.21 has been released, what are you waiting for?] ］

There are two options at the bottom of the pop-up page, [OK] or [Update].

"! What the heck! ”

Zhang Xiaojun had 100,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart, why not [yes] or [no]?

I don't even have the right to refuse, and the current app design is really "humanized"!

In desperation, Zhang Xiaojun clicked [Update].

Because it was connected to the dormitory wifi, Zhang Xiaojun quickly updated Alipay to the latest version.

After the update is completed, open the Alipay interface again.

Nothing has changed, looking at the familiar interface, Zhang Xiaojun really wants to ask Ma Yun, are your Alipay designers and programming apes all graduated from Lan Xiang?

This time, Zhang Xiaojun did not click on the transfer option, but clicked on the address book.

"! What about my friends? ”

The address book is blank, and a friend is gone!

The designer and programmer ape are indeed Lan Xiang's graduates!

Update the version and you'll be able to wipe out all your friends!

Honk! Honk! Honk!

The phone vibrated continuously, and there were several more messages in the [friend] column at once.

Zhang Xiaojun clicked in and looked at it, and was instantly dumbfounded.

"The Jade Emperor invites you to join the Heavenly Court Alipay chat group."

"The Jade Emperor invited Taishang Laojun to join the Heavenly Court Alipay chat group."

"The Jade Emperor invited Erlang God to enter the Heavenly Court Alipay chat group."

"The Jade Emperor invited the Queen Mother to join the Heavenly Court Alipay chat group."

"The Jade Emperor invited Fairy Chang'e to join the Heavenly Court Alipay chat group."

"The Jade Emperor invited Sun Wukong to enter the Heavenly Court Alipay chat group."

Looking at the series of prompt messages, Zhang Xiaojun was completely confused.

What the hell is this?

Alipay is viral?

What is the Tianting Alipay chat group?

Zhang Xiaojun seriously doubted that his Alipay was opened in the wrong way?

"I knew I wouldn't update it!"

The friends in the address book are gone, and a chat group has been added inexplicably.

This broken group is also called the Heavenly Court Alipay Chat Group, and what's even more bizarre is that the IDs of the people in the group are all named after the gods in the Heavenly Court!

"It's really a dog, let's go to the pea pod and restore the previous version."

Zhang Xiaojun is really fed up, this Alipay design team is really getting more and more frustrated!

But what made Zhang Xiaojun depressed was that he accidentally couldn't restore the previous version in the pea pod!

Not only that, Zhang Xiaojun tried to uninstall Alipay's software, but he couldn't do it!

Mandatory update!

Unable to restore the version!

And it can't be uninstalled yet!

Zhang Xiaojun is angry, and TMD has been black all his life since then!

Looking at the chat group of only one [Tianting Alipay] in the address book, Zhang Xiaojun was really speechless and tearful, and he couldn't even leave the group, seriously suspecting that this was a group that the new version of Alipay forced users to join, and it must provide some spam "advertising" information.

Entering the Heavenly Court Alipay chat group, Zhang Xiaojun looked at the messages that kept popping up, all of which were the Jade Emperor inviting some immortals to join the group.

"Not a spam group?"

Zhang Xiaojun found that these users who were invited by the Jade Emperor were real users.

The scary thing is that these users have names like "Monkey King", "Yue Lao", "Erlang God", "Taishang Laojun" and the like, which is simply a group of wonderful!

It lasted for almost half a minute, and the Jade Emperor invited a total of more than 30 users into the chat group, and then, the Jade Emperor spoke.

Jade Emperor: Ladies and gentlemen, the official of Tianting has recently opened modern technology software such as WeChat and buckle to facilitate immortal friends to familiarize themselves with the human world, and now Alipay has also been completely opened, and you can enjoy the fun provided by Tianting Alipay. In addition, all immortal friends can pull other immortal friends who have not yet joined the group into the group, and everyone will build a harmonious Heavenly Court Alipay group together.

This Jade Emperor's remarks are really funny, returning immortal friends, returning to the heavenly court and the human realm or something, it's simply a snake spirit disease! Although Zhang Xiaojun denied that this was a spam advertising group, it was defined as an "Alipay neuropathy group".

After the Jade Emperor spoke, a large number of people in the group chat box replied.

Taishang Laojun: Your Majesty has done your best for Heavenly Court, and we will definitely cultivate the Heavenly Court Alipay group into the third largest group in Heavenly Court.

Yue Lao: WeChat and buckle chat groups are outdated, shake and red envelopes these functions are also tired of playing, now Alipay has gathered these functions, but also more one-click transfer, Xiu Yixiu, Alipay stores and other functions, and will be able to get high again in the future.

Clairvoyant: Old Yue, you're really getting more and more fashionable now.

Shunfeng Er: I heard that Yue Lao has helped many mortals get good marriages during this time?

Door God: It's a good ear!

Sun Wukong: Jade Emperor Lao'er, create a new group, why don't you send a red envelope to celebrate soon? Jade emperor

Taishang Laojun: Great Sage, Great Sage, don't be impatient, Your Majesty is busy with government affairs, and I will act as an agent for the distribution of red envelopes.

Clairvoyant: Sit back and wait for the red envelope!

Erlang God: Sit back and wait for the red envelope!

Djinn God: Sit back and wait for the red envelope!

Tota Li Tianwang: Sit back and wait for the red envelope!

Nezha: The stupid one downstairs is following my father's formation!

Marshal Tianpeng: ......

Marshal Tianpeng: Little brat, tomorrow Nantianmen, wait!

Seeing that someone wants to send red envelopes, Zhang Xiaojun doesn't care if this is a group where neurotics gather, the big and small red envelopes are love, grab it!

In the next second, a big red envelope pattern appeared in the chat box.

Zhang Xiaojun's eyes are fast, and the red envelope is in hand!

[Congratulations on grabbing 10 immortal coins from Taishang Laojun, which have been deposited into your account.] ］

"Hahahaha, after several years of crisscrossing the red envelope world, Lao Tzu finally grabbed the red envelope!"

With excitement, Zhang Xiaojun clicked on my Alipay page to check the 10 yuan he grabbed.

Balance: 10 cents

"Hehe, ten dollars is also money, enough for me...... Hey, what about my five hundred dollars? ”

Zhang Xiaojun clearly remembered that he hadn't transferred the 500 yuan of the big sword to Wang Jinkai yet!

But what about the money!

"Alipay is too dark, right, will you swallow my money after the updated version?"

it! What about knives? Where's my knife?

Zhang Xiaojun was weak, and roared on the bed as if he was still breathing!