Chapter 2: The Earth and Mountain Goods of the Land God
"Old Five, what are you yelling at? Isn't it just that my girlfriend is gone, it's been half a month, and I can't get out. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"That's it, as the saying goes, after this village, there is a shop in front."
As soon as roommates Li Tao and Zhou Di returned to the dormitory, they heard Zhang Xiaojun's hysterical roar.
"You know a hammer!"
Zhang Xiaojun didn't bother to explain, his heart clicked when he held his mobile phone, 500 yuan, just because he updated the latest Alipay version! That's a white bill!
"Old Five, don't be too sad, relax your mind, everything will disappear and see rainbow droplets. Fourth, come and masturbate, I'll take you fly. ”
After Li Tao persuaded two words, he shouted that Zhou Di was ready to play League of Legends.
"No, ask customer service."
Zhang Xiaojun looked at the billing records, and it was empty, but his money was gone, and he had to ask customer service for clarification.
"Don't even have customer service consultation?"
This time Zhang Xiaojun exploded!
Is this the latest version of Alipay? How do you get more and more garbage?
Finally, Zhang Xiaojun found the phone number of the manual customer service on the official website of Alipay and called it.
"Hey, Alipay customer service?"
"Hello sir, is there anything I need to serve you?"
"Why is the money in my Alipay account inexplicably gone?"
Zhang Xiaojun asked indignantly.
"Sir, what is your Alipay account number?"
“183…… 9633, Zhang Xiaojun. ”
Zhang Xiaojun told the customer service about the Alipay account.
Almost twenty seconds later, the customer service replied to Zhang Xiaojun.
"Hello Mr. Zhang, your current account balance is 500 yuan, and there are no transactions or transfers in the near future."
"What!"
Zhang Xiaojun's head was a mess.
"Fourth, lend me your phone."
Zhang Xiaojun suddenly realized something, and hurriedly asked the fourth child to borrow his mobile phone.
got the fourth child's mobile phone, and Zhang Xiaojun logged in to his Alipay.
Both mobile phones, both with the same Alipay interface, the same username.
"Now one Alipay account can log in to multiple clients?"
Click on the [My Alipay] page on Alipay, the fourth mobile phone, and the balance is displayed on it: 500.
What's going on?
Then Zhang Xiaojun looked at the [My Alipay] page on Alipay on his mobile phone, and the balance displayed on it turned out to be 10, that is, the red envelope of Taishang Laojun that he had just grabbed.
Wait a minute!
Something seems wrong!
After the balance of 10, there are two more words.
Immortal coins?
What is a fairy coin?
At this moment, Zhang Xiaojun had a trace of fluctuation in his heart, could it be that the Alipay on his mobile phone was pirated?
Looking at the software information, I saw that it was written [Alipay. The latest version of the fairy world] a few words!
", the gods also play Alipay?"
Thinking of those familiar names, what is the Jade Emperor, Taishang Laojun, Erlang God, Chang'e Fairy and the like, is this really Alipay that connects the Heavenly Court of the Immortal World?
With a skeptical mentality, Zhang Xiaojun began to seriously understand about this fairy version of Alipay on his mobile phone.
The introduction shows that the so-called immortal coins are the currency circulating in the fairy world, and each immortal coin contains a wisp of immortal energy, which is one of the basic resources for the immortals to improve their cultivation.
With the reform and opening up of the Heavenly Court, the Three Realms, which were originally blocked, gradually opened up the channel, and the Heavenly Court and the Human World first opened up the WeChat channel, and the immortals could understand the human world through WeChat Shake.
The second is the buckle chat group, the immortals of the heavenly court have formed the largest celestial buckle chat group, and they chat in it to fill water and grab red envelopes.
Now, the heavenly realm has opened Alipay again, and the immortals of the heavenly court have opened shops and started business, and at the same time, Alipay has all the functions of chatting water and sending red envelopes.
Knowing this information, Zhang Xiaojun's heart fluctuated even more, could it be that his Alipay really reached heaven?
The great one who said that practice is the only criterion for testing truth.
Looking at the ten immortal coins in Alipay's balance, Zhang Xiaojun decided to try the real one!
Alipay homepage, in addition to the functions of one-click transfer, my bill, sigh, and red envelope, there is also a function of [Alipay store].
Clicking on the Alipay store, Zhang Xiaojun found that there was only one store inside, and then at the bottom it was written, "Major merchants are actively preparing, so stay tuned." ”
And this only shop is called [Land God's Dirt Mountain Goods Shop].
It turned out to be a store opened by the land god, and it was also the first "listed" store of Alipay in the fairy world.
Clicking on the earth and mountain goods store of the land god, a dazzling array of goods came into view, and Zhang Xiaojun's eyes were almost dazzled.
[30,000-year-old ginseng, priced at 999 cents.] ]
[Five Elements Mountain Product (Shangxian Pin) Rosewood, priced at 15,999 cents.] ]
[Fire of the Earth (superb), priced at 5499 cents.] ]
[Qiankun leopard (cub), priced at 11,699 cents.] ]
[Mount Meru Essence Jade (Heavenly Immortal Product), priced at 1999 cents.] ]
It sounds like a lot of awesome stuff, but it's too expensive!
Zhang Xiaojun only had 10 immortal coins from grabbing the red envelope from Taishang Laojun, and if he wanted to buy these things from the land god, even a fraction was not enough.
"Forget it, what a cheat!"
Zhang Xiaojun was disappointed and ready to quit the land god's store, but his eyes glanced down at the bottom of the page, and he unexpectedly found that there was a product that matched his purchase intention.
[Clover (defective), the original price is 100 cents, and the current price is discounted.] ]
100 cents, one fold, isn't it just 10 cents?
Zhang Xiaojun didn't say a word, buy, buy, buy!
Anyway, 10 immortal coins don't seem to be of much use, it's better to buy things that are related to the gods, what if they counterattack Bai Fumei, become the CEO, and reach the pinnacle of life?
Hehe, it's a little exciting to think about!
Shop for the product, confirm the purchase, and make the payment successfully!
"Uh...... What about things? Why don't you fill in a delivery address or something? Zhang Xiaojun wondered, he didn't even fill in the delivery address when he bought it, how could he receive the goods then?
Suddenly, after the payment is completed, the interface jumps to the [My Alipay page], which has a [inventory] option in addition to the balance.
Inventory: Items acquired or purchased by the user will be stored here and can be retrieved 24 hours a day, anytime, anywhere.
It turns out that there is such a convenient function?
Clicking into the inventory, Zhang Xiaojun saw that there was only one thing in the almost empty inventory, which was the "clover grass" he had just bought from the Land God Shop.
This clover has a verdant green appearance, with a total of seven leaves, similar to a clover.
Clover grass (defective): fairy forest products, low-grade fairy grass, eating can increase a certain degree of luck, depending on the level of luck, sweet taste without side effects.
Can eating increase luck?
My goodness, it sounds pretty good, wouldn't it be cool to eat it to buy a lottery ticket?
"Fourth, help me get up, I want to go to the toilet."
Zhang Xiaojun was ready to extract the clover grass, but he was worried that something unscientific would happen, so Zhang Xiaojun decided to go to the toilet.
"I'm fighting the big dragon, I'm busy!"
Zhou Di's guy stared intently at the computer screen, and a bunch of heroes were dangling around the big dragon, and the situation was quite tense.
Forget it, be self-reliant in everything.
Zhang Xiaojun struggled to get up from the bed, and suddenly felt that his eyes were full of stars, he had been lying in bed for a long time, he had irregular meals, and he often used five girls, this symptom was too normal.
"Damn, I spent more than 200 yuan this time, and I didn't even get a better skin, it's all garbage skin, I'm so angry!"
As soon as he got out of bed, Zhang Xiaojun heard his roommate Li Tao complaining there that he didn't get good skin when he was pumping skin.