Chapter 12 Wolf Wild Immortal chases bastards on a hundred miles long street
Liang Yifu and the brothers returned to the corner of the bar door, and Liang Yifu coughed lightly. Pen~Fun~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Qin Aide hurriedly asked, "Senior brother, you were punched by that woman just now, are you okay?" If you don't go to the hospital for a check-up."
Liang Yifu took out the key to unlock the wheel, and said at the same time: "No, junior brother, let me tell you, the best training way to deal with these demons and monsters is to be beaten, but how do I think that since I have been with you kid, I have been a little unlucky."
Liang Yifu unlocked the car lock, took out the car key and started the power of the electric bicycle, took a deep breath and said: "Go back, this thing is a joke, Nima is a joke." Qin Ed smiled helplessly, it was indeed a bit like a farce.
Liang Yifu rode an electric bicycle to the road and once again embarked on a journey across half of Pengcheng with an electric bicycle. I don't know that as long as Liang Yifu rides this thing, he will be in a very happy mood, and while riding, he also took out a banana from the basket at the front of the car, bit the banana handle with his mouth, opened the banana peel with one hand, and ate the banana. Qin Ed sat in the back and looked at his somewhat strange senior brother who had prepared bananas, and he had not been stolen from anyone after putting them in the basket for so long, and he was curious.
"Why didn't you notice you brought bananas?" Qin Ed asked curiously. Liang Yifu replied: "What's wrong? Would you like to have one too? I still have half of this, for you? ”。
"No, no, no, you keep it for yourself, I'm curious why no one stole the bananas in your basket?" Qin Ide asked embarrassedly, because he also felt a little stupid after he said this.
"Senior brother, you are stupid, this thief wants to steal our car, stealing my banana is useful, how much is my banana worth?" Liang Yifu scolded with a smile.
Qin Ide was happy when he heard this, so he asked: "Which 'banana' are you referring to, the one in your mouth is definitely not valuable." When Liang Yifu heard this, he smiled and said, "Go and go, can you still have a good time?" ”。 The two of them rode slowly on the far right side of the roadway. It's past 11 p.m., and it's almost 12 o'clock. Liang Yifu rode a car, turning left and right in a chic manner, and his car skills were really called a horse.
I don't know when it started, Liang Yifu felt as if something was calling the two of them behind him, he asked: "I said junior brother, did you hear that someone seemed to be calling the two of us?" It's time now, it's not good to look back, can you help me look back and see what's going on? ”。
Qin Aide had studied the Dao for more than 4 months, although he was not very familiar with the use of talismans, and the source of this unknown and very powerful internal qi in his body made him a little overwhelmed, but he was clear about this taboo that even ordinary people knew. At the same time, if you hear someone shouting at you from behind, and you want to know who the other person is, you should turn around to check, not look back, in case some invisible wandering ghost blows out the yang fire on your shoulder the moment you turn your head.
Qin Ide replied: "Aren't you pit me, what if the yang fire on my shoulder is blown out?" ”。 Liang Yifu said: "What are you afraid of, and I'm here, don't worry, hurry up and look back to see what it is."
Qin Ide had no choice but to look back, behind them, there was nothing, on the left was sparsely speeding vehicles, and on the other side was the guardrail of the sidewalk. But when he looked a little farther away, he noticed something unusual, as he seemed to see a suspicious dog-like creature chasing him about 50 meters away.
He said anxiously: "Senior brother, it seems that there is a dog demon chasing us!" ”。
"? Dog demon? It can't be that fool husky, right? It doesn't make sense, we're not? Liang Yifu was in a hurry, and he didn't realize that he was scolding himself in his words.
Qin Ide continued to look at the creature that was suspected of being a dog, and suddenly found that the creature suspected of being a dog 'pounced' and fell to the ground, and he hurriedly reported to Liang Yifu who was riding a bicycle.
Liang Yifu smiled after hearing this and said, "Leave it alone, it may have stepped on the banana peel I just threw on the road." Okay, it's a banana peel again, this banana peel just pitted Uncle Qin a few days ago, and this time an unknown creature was pitted. Qin Ed smiled.
This distance is quite far, the electric bicycle to toss to the point of running out of power, when they are still about 3 kilometers away from Jishantang, the car is simply stopped, at first Liang Yifu pedaled hard with his feet. But he found that the weight of the two adults and the weight of the car itself were too much for his legs.
Qin Ide sat in the back seat crying and laughing, and said, "Why don't we go back, don't forget that there is still a slope over there, and you can't pedal up." Liang Yifu showed a confident smile and said, "Senior brother! You're too young, I haven't made a trick yet! ”。 As soon as Liang Yifu finished speaking, he transmitted the internal qi to his legs, and suddenly the bicycle sped up. Qin Ide was conquered by Liang Yifu's kick, is this a cheat?
"Senior brother, you are so talented, you even use your internal qi, this method is good, let's go to France to sign up for the 'Tour de France Cycling Race', and we will definitely be able to win the first place" Qin Ide said happily.
But the good times didn't last long, just came to the uphill road, Liang Yifu's already not too much internal qi was all exhausted, he hurriedly got out of the car, squatted on the side of the road and gasped, and said: "Haha... What's that...'Tour de France' has a team of six people, counting Uncle Qin, we still lack three people, ouch mom, I can't do it, junior brother, you have a lot of internal energy, you pull me up."
Qin Ide nodded, silently recited the mantra, condensed the internal qi, and a strong wind emanated from his body as the center, which made Liang Yifu, who was squatting on the side of the road, smile bitterly: "I said junior brother, I know that you have a lot of internal qi, and you don't need to 'play explosive' like a 'Saiyan'", take it easy, don't waste it."
Qin Aide, who successfully condensed his internal qi, said embarrassedly: "What, I forgot to tell you, I don't know why my internal qi is not controlled, and it is draining out after condensation every time, you see what to do now."
Liang Yifu got up and sat in the back seat of the car without saying a word, and said at the same time: "Hurry up, anyway, your internal qi is full of the whole body, you don't have to deliberately concentrate on your legs, just kick as usual."
Qin Ide nodded and sat in front, holding the handlebars with both hands, and after a while, Liang Yifu asked, "What's wrong?" Let's go." Qin Ide replied embarrassedly: "What, I don't know how to ride a bicycle...". As soon as these words came out, Liang Yifu couldn't cry or laugh, Liang Yifu got out of the car, held the back seat with both hands and said at the same time: "It's okay, I'll teach you now, you just look at the front and just pedal the pedal, I'll help you in the back."
Qin Ide nodded, and according to Liang Yifu's method, he pedaled desperately. How could he have thought that even if Qin Ide's internal qi could not be controlled, he could exert a powerful ability, and in an instant, he rushed out with people and cars, leaving Liang Yifu in place. But he ran away. Leaving Liang Yifu alone, he still kept holding the bicycle and looked ahead in a daze, and when he came back to his senses, he hurriedly shouted: "Senior brother!" I haven't gotten in the car yet, so you're not fooling me! You don't know how to ride a bike."
Liang Yifu shook his head with a wry smile, got up and walked up the slope; Qin Ide actually doesn't know how to ride, after he went uphill, when he turned around a corner, he didn't grasp his balance well and fell, and then he remembered that he had left his senior brother behind, and seeing that he was not far from Jishantang, he pushed the car and ran back to Jishantang, parked the car in the yard, and then turned around and ran back to find Liang Yifu.
Liang Yifu smoked on the slope while walking, and hummed the most popular song in 2014, popular in the 'square dance' that must be seen in the nightlife of the elderly in China, and can be heard. He hummed: "You are my old apple, you will eat too much, can you bring me a banana and change my boring life... Alive, alive", the kid changed the words, he was self-intoxicated, and suddenly a loud scolding voice came from behind him: "Good little bastard! Stinky little brat, I finally found you, my mother! ”。
When Liang Yifu heard this voice, his body shuddered involuntarily, and he hurriedly turned around to see that a silver-white wolf had appeared at the bottom of the slope! Zheng stared at himself standing at the top of the slope viciously, and he thought to himself, how did this stinky girl chase here? Could it be that the dog-like creature that my junior brother said just now is her! Without saying a word, he picked up his legs and ran towards Jishantang.
Sister Haring saw that Liang Yifu ran away! Without delay, she sped down the slope. Liang Yifu saw Qin Aide on the way to escape and hurriedly shouted: "Senior brother! Come on! The is coming! ”。 Although Qin Ed didn't know what was going on? But when he saw Liang Yifu's frightened expression, he hurriedly turned around and followed his senior brother to Jishan Hall, the two ran to the courtyard to give the door to the net, rushed into the store and closed the glass door, and the two sat on the ground panting against the glass door. Qin Ide only asked at this time: "Huhu... Who are you talking about? ”。
Liang Yifu gasped and said, "Who else can it be, that wolf, that she-wolf." As soon as Liang Yifu's words fell, he heard a coughing sound from the inner room, which immediately scared the two of them.
After the coughing stopped, Uncle Qin walked out of the inner room, and saw that his two apprentices were leaning against the glass door panting, and just as he wanted to open his mouth to ask, he felt a strong demonic aura coming from outside the courtyard. Uncle Qin looked up and saw a silver-white wolf jumping in from outside the courtyard gate.
Uncle Qin frowned slightly and asked, "What's going on?" Why did you two bring that husky back? ”。
Liang Yifu heard Uncle Qin's words, grabbed Qin Ide's hand, and ran quickly to Uncle Qin's side, and said at the same time: "That's not a husky, it's a she-wolf, alas, it's a hard stubble anyway, uncle, you have to save us, this guy is hard to die."
At this time, standing outside the door, Sister Haring's body emitted a burst of white light, and then turned back into a human body, she walked quickly to the door of the store, and pushed the door open without saying a word, she pointed at Liang Yifu and said, "Stinky boy!" Where do you want to run!? You stinky boy dare to throw banana peels on the road, your old lady and me! Mother, I have to abolish your hand today! ”。
Uncle Qin turned his head to look at Liang Yifu, glared at him fiercely, then looked back at Sister Haring, and said with a smile: "This lady, I don't know if you have a backstage."
Sister Haring said angrily: "I'm not acting, where did I come from backstage?" You old man must be their master, okay, you actually taught such a bastard apprentice, you don't talk much, and today the old lady will clean you up."
Uncle Qin was still smiling, and was thinking of a way not to do it, but Liang Yifu stepped forward and said: "My master means to ask you, do you have a friendship with the boss of the five wild immortals, look at you like this, you know that you are from the mountains, and you have no knowledge."
Uncle Qin turned his head to look at Liang Yifu and said dissatisfiedly: "Go and go, hide for me, you kid will not have anything good to say when he speaks."
After hearing Liang Yifu's explanation, Sister Haring nodded, and after thinking for a while, she said: "You are talking about the third master, right, friendship, there must be one, but they are brainless, the emperor is gone, and he still stays in Shandong. Sister Haring said to herself that the words 'untrustworthy' reminded her of the serious matter of coming here. She pointed at Liang Yifu and said angrily: "Stinky boy! Don't think I don't know you're playing tricks on you again, and trying to get around the topic, right? ”。
Liang Yifu is called a grievance, you insist on relying on me, and Uncle Qin still doesn't let himself speak, so he has a hard time arguing.
Uncle Qin looked at Sister Haring and just wanted to speak, who thought that Sister Haring was a hot temper, and actually gathered the 'power of fairy bones' in her body, before the three of her master and apprentice could react, she had already come to Liang Yifu's body, Liang Yifu thought that she was miserable this time, but she was destined to become a 'one-armed man', who would have thought that Sister Haring would raise her hand and sniff something with her nose.
Uncle Qin didn't know what she was doing, but he had already reached into his own pocket, holding a talisman between his two fingers, ready to fight back. Sister Haring sniffed the smell and looked very serious, and when she put her nose on Uncle Qin, her brows furrowed, and she became extremely happy.
She looked at Uncle Qin and said happily, "You are a beast!?" ”。 These words called Liang Yifu and Qin Edlaide a don't want one, his master's name is indeed a little embarrassing, and if he is not careful, he will be called 'beast heart'. Many times, Liang Yifu always fantasizes about whether Uncle Qin was always called "beast" by his friends when he was a child. He giggles every time he thinks about it.
Uncle Qin looked embarrassed, and he didn't know why this woman called herself 'beast' as soon as she came up, obviously she was a human, when it came to 'beast', this woman should be 'beast'.
Sister Haring hurriedly looked at Uncle Qin, touched her chin with one hand and said, "Well, let me think about it, you seem to be surnamed Qin, um... Qin Shouxin! By the way, it's Qin Shouxin! It's Qin Ming's son! ”。 Sister Harlem clapped her hands with joy like a child.
Uncle Qin was stunned, this woman actually said the name of her dead ghost father, and she also knew herself, but he had the impression that he didn't have any friendship with the wild immortals.
Sister Haring dispersed the power of the fairy bones, gently grabbed Uncle Qin's shoulders with both hands and said, "You shouldn't forget, me, you were still so young at that time", Sister Haring stretched out her hand to indicate the height, and continued: "You followed your father to the vicinity of Yaowang Mountain to catch a very powerful ghost, we met at that time, and I also showed your father a little way, have you forgotten?" ”。
Uncle Qin squinted at the ceiling in contemplation, and he said as he thought, "Medicine King Mountain? Whoa? ”。 Uncle Qin thought about it and clapped his hands violently, stared at Sister Haring with a happy face and said, "You are, you are the wild fairy sister at that time?" The wolf fairy ". Uncle Qin hurriedly took a step back and looked at the woman in front of him, and at the same time sighed and said, "I can't imagine that after a few decades, you are still as beautiful and moving as you were back then, but I have already turned into an old man."
Qin Aide and Liang Yifu looked at each other, what the hell is going on, this woman actually knows Uncle Qin!? No way!?
Uncle Qin hurriedly invited Sister Haring to sit on the sofa, turned to look at Liang Yifu and Qin Aide and said, "Why are you still stunned, hurry up and serve tea and pastries to our aunt and grandmother, and give Uncle I everything delicious." Sister Haring was very happy, and after getting on the sofa, she also looked at the situation in the store from time to time, Uncle Qin sat on the chair opposite her, looked at Sister Haring and asked: "Alas, thinking that after so many years, I have become an old man, can you still recognize me...". Uncle Qin shook his head with emotion after speaking.
Sister Haring smiled and said, "I don't recognize your appearance, but I have a good memory of smells, I smell them." Liang Yifu took out his favorite banana from the inner room, and a lot of potato chips, biscuits, seaweed, and even beer, he put the things next to Sister Haring and said, "Smell it, are you a dog?" ”。
When Sister Haring heard Liang Yifu's words, she said angrily: "Stinky boy! You're a dog, I'm a wolf! You know, it's a wolf, not a dog! Go and go, what a wolf dog, I'm a fairy! ”。 Sister Haring turned her head to look at Uncle Qin and said, "I said Xiao Qin, why did you accept such a poor-mouthed apprentice?" It's annoying".
Uncle Qin looked at Liang Yifu and said dissatisfiedly: "Go and go, sit aside for me, don't speak." At this time, Qin Ed poured two cups of tea from the inner room as usual, handed one to Uncle Qin, and one to Sister Haring. Then he found a chair and sat with Liang Yifu. watched Uncle Qin's conversation with his old man.
After Uncle Qin took a sip of tea, he was just about to ask, but Sister Haring rushed in front and asked, "By the way, what about your father?" Where has he been now? ”。
Uncle Qin smiled embarrassedly and said: "I said aunt, don't laugh, I'm this age, my father and his old man went to the underworld to report earlier, his old man was reincarnated decades ago, and now I don't know whose bear child he has become." Sister Haring nodded and said, "That's right, you mortals don't live for a hundred years at most." After speaking, she took a sip of tea, frowned and said, "Is this tea?" Why does it taste so strange? ”。
Uncle Qin smiled slightly and said, "Alas, what good tea can there be in these years, by the way, what did my apprentice do to anger you, I will help you teach him a lesson." Sister Haring pointed at Liang Yifu and said dissatisfiedly: "You let him say it himself, he's angry, this kid is not right, these two boys are untrustworthy!" I'm! Especially the poor-mouthed one, who always says that I am, I'm a! Sister, I've never been so humiliated! ”。
Uncle Qin looked at Liang Yifu seriously, Liang Yifu told the whole story with a look of grievance, after Uncle Qin heard it, he couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, he took a deep breath, and said to Liang Yifu: "Hurry up, quickly apologize to our aunt and grandmother and promise not to call her in the future, call her that." Liang Yifu hurriedly stood up and gave Sister Haring a 90-degree bow and apologized in Japanese. Uncle Qin was a little angry after hearing this, and just wanted to open his mouth to scold, but Sister Haring said: "Okay, that's it this time, sister, I know a lot of language, Xiao Qin, don't teach him a lesson."
Uncle Qin smiled embarrassedly, looked at Sister Haring and said, "I said aunt and grandmother", as soon as Uncle Qin said this, Sister Haring was not satisfied, she said: "Stop, don't call me that, call me old, call me sister."
Uncle Qin was depressed and said embarrassedly: "I said Sister Lin, I can't blame my apprentice, you didn't ask them to find a daughter-in-law for your 'younger brother' tonight, this seems to be a little..." Uncle Qin smiled awkwardly.
Sister Haring rummaged through the snacks in the bag, took out a pack of biscuits and opened it, and said while eating: "I didn't say I wanted it now, but he just left, where do you let me go to find him in the future, originally I just wanted to catch up and ask him where he lived, but I thought that he would run away on that broken thing, I ran behind, and I didn't dare to run too fast, he didn't stop after shouting for a long time, you also know that there are many people in this big city, I can't go against the wind, so I have to chase them on my body." Speaking of which, Sister Haring also kicked Liang Yifu, and Liang Yifu smiled awkwardly.
Sister Haring continued: "But what makes me most angry is that this stinky boy actually threw a banana peel for me to step on and threw me to the ground! You say this kid is not very damaged! Such a lack of morality can be done! It's so damning! ”。
When Liang Yifu heard this, he hurriedly opened his mouth to defend: "How can I blame me, I don't know if you are chasing us behind, and even if I know, I have to throw it, who knows if you will pounce and bite someone."
When Sister Haring heard this, she put down the biscuit in her hand and pointed at Liang Yifu and scolded angrily: "You! Bastard! I've decided not to forgive you, old lady."
Uncle Qin looked at Liang Yifu and was also very dissatisfied and said, "Stinky boy! Eat bananas in the future, and find me a bag for the peel to put it up! A few days ago, it was your broken banana peel that caused your uncle and me to lie in the hospital for a day, and now you have dropped our aunt and grandmother, you said you, forget it, you go out and sweep the yard for me! ”。