Chapter 13 Big Stomach King Sister, you can really eat

Liang Yifu was very depressed, but he still went outside to sweep the yard. At this time www.biquge.info Qin Ed looked at Sister Haring and asked softly, "What did I say, Sister Haring, what should I do with your brother-in-law?" ”。

Sister Haring thought for a moment and said, "Forget it, leave it alone, I wanted to help it because it was quite similar to a wolf, but unfortunately that kid is a 'can't be helped', and I don't care about it."

Uncle Qin nodded, looked at Qin Aide and asked, "By the way, Xiaode, you talked about your internal qi in the morning, it just so happens that our aunt and grandmother are here, you hurry up and let her help you see what's going on."

When Sister Haring heard Uncle Qin's words, she asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?" His internal qi is quite strong, and he can fill his whole body with internal qi at a young age, but this kid's martial arts foundation is too poor, and he can't give full play to his strong internal qi alone."

Uncle Qin felt helpless, sighed and said, "Alas... What happened to my second apprentice is very strange, I will tell you in detail another day, his internal qi is not as powerful as you seem on the surface, because his internal qi is not controllable at all, once it is condensed, the internal qi will gradually leak out of the body."

Sister Haring was slightly startled when she heard Uncle Qin's words, she looked at Qin Aide and said, "It's impossible, I didn't notice that your internal qi was leaking out, but I think you are too much to be full, how long have you been cultivating this internal qi?" ”。 Qin Ide stretched out three fingers embarrassedly and said: "Three days, to be precise, it is three nights, and I don't know how it came out like this."

Sister Haring looked stunned, hurriedly put down the snacks in her hand, came to Qin Ide, asked him to stand up, touched him, and pinched his hands from time to time, patted the back quilt. "No, you don't look like you've borrowed immortal bones, and this small body, no, only three days of cultivation, can you have decades of internal qi? Did you kid eat the elixir? ”。 After Sister Haring finished speaking, she looked up at Qin Aide, who was half a head shorter than herself, and asked.

Uncle Qin exhaled deeply, stood up and came to Sister Haring's side and said, "This kid, he has lost his memory, he has forgotten all the things before, I think his internal qi should be passed on to him by a certain master." Sister Haring nodded and said, "I think it should be the same thing, but your human cultivation methods are different from ours, and I don't know how to help him, but what's going on with his heart?" How is there no heartbeat? Is it dead? ”。

Uncle Qin turned his back on his hand, sighed again, and told Sister Haring about the 'ghost heart', Sister Haring was not surprised, grabbed Qin Aide's arm with both hands and said, "Such an interesting thing can also be touched by me!?" She turned her head to look at Uncle Qin and said, "I said Xiao Qin, I'll go to this kid's house for a few days, I have to study his body carefully, it's amazing, he can be resurrected after receiving the ghost heart, this is a strange news!" I can't figure it out to be a legend in the future."

Uncle Qin sweated profusely in his heart, how could his personality as a wild fairy sister be like a child, but he remembered his childhood memories, isn't that it, she hasn't changed at all, on the contrary, she has changed from a carefree child who follows his father, farming and doing farm work, and occasionally follows his father to help people exorcise demons and ward off evil spirits, to an old man full of worries and regrets.

Liang Yifu overheard Sister Haring's words outside the door, and hurriedly rushed in and said: "No, no, it's not right, what's the so-called, people and ghosts have different paths, no, no, anyway, you can't come to live in my house, my junior brother and I will go to study on Egret Island in a few days, you can live as long as you like, anyway, I can't have a woman in my house, and she is an abnormal woman."

When Sister Haring heard that Liang Yifu dared to say that she was an 'abnormal woman', there was no fire in her heart, she had to repair Liang Yifu's head well, but fortunately Uncle Qin held her, otherwise how could Liang Yifu withstand Sister Haring's 'power of fairy bones'.

Liang Yifu found that he would lose too many words, so he hurriedly apologized to Sister Haring, and pretended that it was a great honor to let Sister Haring live in his home, which was even rarer than the arrival of national leaders. Sister Haring was slightly deflated, she looked at Qin Aide and said, "You kid go back with that bastard first, I'll talk to your master about something."

Qin Ide nodded and walked out of Jishan Hall, Liang Yifu heard that this woman let him go, and hurriedly threw away the broom in his hand and rushed home with Qin Ide. This Liang Yifu is so excited, not because he no longer needs to be criticized by Uncle Qin and threatened by Sister Haring, but because he wants to rush home to play "League of Legends".

After the two apprentices left, Uncle Qin looked at Sister Haring and asked, "I said Sister Lin, what are you doing to break them up..." Sister Haring returned to the sofa and sat down and said, "Xiao Qin, do you know what the 'soul seed' is, I met a lot of lonely souls and wild ghosts talking about this thing on the way to Pengcheng, what the hell is this?" ”。

Uncle Qin was shocked when he heard Sister Haring ask about the 'soul seed', he sat back in his chair and told Sister Haring about his two apprentices going to catch ghosts a few days ago, and learned from his two apprentices that the 'thousand-year-old yin' seemed to be using some evil method to refine the 'soul seed', but he went to the underworld to ask the old smoker about this thing just now, and the old smoker didn't know what it was, and the old smoker said that he would send someone to Lu Qingfeng to investigate the matter.

Sister Haring tilted her head and thought about it and said, "If it's something delicious, that's fine." Uncle Qin was a little speechless when he heard Sister Haring's jumpy answer. Sister Haring looked at Uncle Qin and asked, "Then do you have any thoughts on this soul seed?" What do you think these ghosts are for this kind of soul? ”。

After thinking for a moment, Uncle Qin said solemnly: "I deduce that this thing should be used to quickly improve the evil qi in the ghost's body, but this is also my speculation, and it can't be taken seriously."

After Sister Haring nodded, she asked with a smile: "You little friend, I see that you have become an old man, have you become a family?" Do you have children? ”。 Uncle Qin was speechless, why can't I keep up with the thinking of this wild fairy sister? I remember that Liang Yifu's stinky boy was studying foreign astrology for a while a few years ago, and he loved to classify people with strong thinking jumps as 'Gemini', Uncle Qin didn't remember it very clearly, probably people born in this month, and they would change the theme for no reason. I'm sorry to let the 'Gemini' lie down the gun.

Uncle Qin smiled embarrassedly and said, "Heh, I got married a long time ago, I have a daughter, and now I have settled abroad, and as for my wife, she died many years ago." After Uncle Qin finished speaking, he couldn't help but reveal a trace of loneliness. Sister Haring lived for more than two hundred years and saw Qin Aide's expression, but she still couldn't help but be curious, and asked softly, "What's wrong?" What's going on, by the way, you kid learned this ability from your father, I haven't seen you for so many years, tell my sister about your experience over the years."

Uncle Qin nodded, thinking that after so many years, he had not been able to find a person who could talk about his heart, and it happened that an old man came tonight, so he told her about his past. This night, Sister Haring was listening to Uncle Qin's "In Those Years, My Young and Frivolous Past". It wasn't until dawn that Sister Haring left Jishantang, came to his house in search of Liang Yifu's scent, flew in directly from the balcony without informing them, and then fell asleep on the carpet lying in the living room.

And Uncle Qin talked about the past for a night, he was in a comfortable mood, standing alone in the yard with a broom and sweeping the fallen leaves, looking up at the distance with a slight glow, showing orange-red sunlight. After sighing, I thought that there were still dozens of days left before my death, and I didn't know what kind of death I would have? Sick and dead? It is probably like this, anyway, my lung cancer has been tormenting me for a long time, and I have to use internal qi to suppress my condition until now, thinking of this, Uncle Qin closed his eyes and shook his head with a wry smile. Then he thought of his daughter again, sighed again, said nothing, threw the broom in the trash can, and went back to sleep in the inner room.

At about 8:20 in the morning, Qin Ide got up, and yesterday he and his senior brother Liang Yifu went to Dapeng Resort to deal with the husky and tossed him up, and he fell asleep after returning home last night. After he got up, he came to the door of Liang Yifu's room, and when he looked at it, he found that Liang Yifu was sleeping on the table. Qin Ide pushed his shoulder and shouted him to get up, Liang Yifu glanced at Qin Ide with squinted eyes, stretched his waist, and yawned at the same time. Qin Ide went to the bathroom alone to brush his teeth and wash his face. After the end, it was Liang Yifu's turn to brush his teeth and wash his face, although everyone wakes up in the morning is the same, and they have to repeat certain things every day, boring but accustomed to it, people are alive, it is impossible to be completely free, isn't it?

Qin Ed returned to the room to change his clothes and came to the living room, at this time he found that there was a huge husky lying on the carpet in the living room in the living room, sleeping on all fours, Qin Ed walked over cautiously, and after a closer look, Nima was still drooling. At this time, Liang Yifu walked out and also found this unknown creature in the living room. Liang Yifu shouted in surprise: "Eh, I'll go!" It's a wolf! This, this can't be my aunt, this is too big."

When Qin Ide heard his senior brother's words, he turned to look at Liang Yifu and asked, "What?" Is this a wolf? Isn't it a husky? ”。

Liang Yifu heard Qin Ide's question, rushed to the kitchen and took out a chopstick, came to the wolf who was sleeping soundly, and squatted down with Qin Ide, he carefully pinched the wolf's teeth with chopsticks, at this time, should I call it 'Sister Harlin' or 'Grandma', but this is not the point.

Liang Yifu's move made Qin Aide a little surprised, Liang Yifu said: "Have you seen it, the wolf's tiger teeth are sharper and longer", Liang Yifu pointed at the wolf's tongue with chopsticks and said: "Look, how white this tongue coating is, it must be damp, you have to go to a Chinese medicine doctor to regulate your body." Then he pointed to the tail with his chopsticks and said, "Do you see, the tail of this wolf has longer hair and smoother hair, which is not the case with huskies, and this skeleton, the bones of dogs are different from those of wolves."

Qin Ide didn't listen much to Liang Yifu's popular science knowledge, he stretched out his hand and touched the wolf's abdomen, and exclaimed: "What a supple hair, senior brother, look, it's silver!" ”。 Liang Yifu was also curious when he heard this, and he also stretched out his hand to touch it, and then said: "Ah, what a good fur, it really deserves to be a wild fairy, ordinary wolves really can't be compared, and there is no comparison with this body shape, you said that this body hair alone is worth a lot of money, you said that we should secretly shave the hair and exchange it for some money to spend." After Liang Yifu finished speaking, he turned his head to look at the wolf's head and continued: "Senior brother, listen to me, the biggest feature of this wolf and husky is this eye, the wolf's eyes are gray or brown, and the stupid dog like Erha, the eyes are generally blue, you see, it's this color." Liang Yifu said as he pointed to the wolf's eyes. But Qin Ed turned his head and saw that Nima's back suddenly felt cold, because Sister Haring had woken up and glared at Liang Yifu viciously.

At this time, Liang Yifu also discovered this, this embarrassing situation... The first reaction that comes to mind is 'run away'. I saw the wolf lying on the ground, that is, Sister Harlin's body, emitting a burst of white light, turning back into a human body, giving Liang Yifu and Qin Ide a loud slap and shouting angrily at the same time: "You two stinky rascals!" What do you think of my mother? ”。

Liang Yifu and Qin Ide were slapped in the face, sat on the ground, and looked up at Sister Haring who was crossing her waist with both hands, Qin Ed was stunned and looked at Sister Haring stupidly. And Liang Yifu touched his still painful face and said: "What do I say, sister, don't be angry, don't I give my junior brother a science lesson, he has always been unable to distinguish the difference between a wolf and a husky, just if you are here, hurry up to give him tutoring, otherwise he will be said to be uneducated when he walks the rivers and lakes in the future."

Sister Haring glared at Liang Yifu and said, "Get out of the calf!" Do you treat me as a specimen in a museum? You don't know how to read encyclopedias on the Internet! And your two guts are really not small, you actually touched the old lady... Mother's belly! I'll let Xiao Qin teach you two a good lesson! Let's see if you two dare to be so presumptuous in the future! ”。

When Liang Yifu heard this, he just wanted to explain, but Sister Haring said again: "You! You, Liang Yifu, know that your aunt and grandmother are going to live in your house, and you don't prepare a room for me, I just opened the room at the back of your house when I came here last night, and it was full of messy things! How do you tell me to sleep! I didn't sleep in the living room for a few hours before I was woken up by your! How do you say you pay me! ”。

Qin Ide looked at Liang Yifu, Liang Yifu glanced at him, turned his head to look at Sister Haring, and thought to himself, how can this rhythm be like she has become the master of my family, I just do rough work for her? Liang Yifu smiled and said, "What, sister, do you like to eat meat?" ”。

As soon as Sister Haring heard this, she was immediately changed by Liang Yifu, and she asked curiously: "Meat?" You want to treat me to meat? ”。 Liang Yifu saw this rhythm and knew that his plan was half successful, he quickly stood up and said respectfully: "Yes, do you like 'honey barbecued pork'?" Pengcheng is famous here, let's go, I'll take you to have morning tea now." 'Drinking morning tea' was originally a unique eating habit in Guangdong, and the 'drinking morning tea' here is not really running to drink tea early in the morning, but going to the teahouse, the restaurant comes to a pot of tea and then eats some snacks, which has not changed for decades, and young people are tired of eating more than a few times, and now it has mainly become a habit of life after the old people's 'morning luck'. Now this food culture seems to have spread to many parts of the motherland, and there is nothing special about it. Didn't there be a TV show with a detailed introduction before, everyone can ask 'Du Niang', called "On the Tip of the Tongue...".

As soon as Sister Haring heard the 'honey barbecued pork', her eyes lit up, she licked her lips and said, "Yes, it just so happens that I'm hungry, why are I still stunned, hurry up, lead the way." Sister Haring was very happy to lead Liang Yifu and Qin Ide to the lobby by elevator. Liang Yifu walked up to Sister Haring and asked, "Sister, do you know the ground?" Let me lead the way."

Sister Haring looked at Liang Yifu and said with a smile: "Hey, hey, hey, you hurry up and take me to eat barbecued pork, I haven't eaten it for many years."

In this way, Liang Yifu took Qin Ide and Sister Haring to a well-known restaurant nearby to 'drink morning tea'. When Sister Haring arrived at the restaurant, Liang Yifu immediately ordered a lot of delicious food, but the 'honey barbecued pork' in the restaurant early this morning had not yet been baked, which made Sister Haring really uncomfortable, so she started the idea of 'barbecued pork buns', and even ate a full 30 cages of drawers! Everyone present was stunned, seeing that this beauty had eaten all the 'barbecued pork buns' in the restaurant, and her expression seemed to be not enough to stuff her teeth. At that time, some young people who were not afraid of many things also took out their mobile phones to take pictures. Liang Yifu secretly looked at the people around him, embarrassed, so embarrassed that he added the word 'true' in front.

Liang Yifu was so embarrassed that he didn't want to eat, on the contrary, Qin Ed ate breakfast very calmly, and didn't care about Sister Haring's 'can eat' situation at all, because he seemed to have such a scene in the memory fragment that flashed last night, when he went out, he also took out several hundred-yuan fried cards from the room, for fear that it would not be enough for Sister Haring to eat, at that time Liang Yifu also laughed and scolded Qin Aide, saying how much can our aunt and grandmother's small body eat, look, Liang Yifu's embarrassing appearance now, half of it is because of the problem of 'money'.

After taking a sip of tea, Sister Haring leaned back on her chair and said, "Oh, it's delicious, but I still want to eat the kind full of meat and roasted with honey, eh!" Why are you like this? Have you eaten too much? Sister Haring looked at Liang Yifu and said.

After Liang Yifu took a deep breath, he looked at Sister Haring with a calm appearance and said, "Okay, I'll buy it for you, but it's best not to ask for too much." Sister Haring patted Liang Yifu on the shoulder, the force was a little strong, and Liang Yifu was so hurt that it hurt. Sister Haring said, "No, I want to eat at noon, huh?" You can buy me three catties and come back, I can't ask too much." Liang Yifu wanted to cry and shout Uncle Qin, eldest sister, do you know how expensive the price is now, three catties of barbecued pork, a hundred yuan is not enough. Liang Yifu nodded helplessly.

Qin Ide looked at Liang Yifu and said, "It's okay, I calculated just now, I brought enough money to settle the bill and buy the lunch meal, but the dinner one... It's a little tight." As soon as he finished speaking, a few girls who looked like middle school students came over and wanted to take pictures with Sister Haring. Sister Haring also took a selfie with them unceremoniously.

Liang Yifu gave up his seat, came to Qin Ide and sat down next to him, and said: "Senior brother, this can't do this, this aunt eats at least a few hundred yuan a day, and the salary I and you together is not enough for her to eat, why don't we go to Egret Island to study tonight, I feel that I can't hold on." Qin Ide smiled bitterly and replied: "What, reimburse Uncle Qin, have you forgotten that Sister Haring is his old friend?"

", junior brother, you don't know Uncle Qin too well, that guy can pick the door, Nima, you let her know that this aunt is so able to eat, do you see if he will faint on the spot, and expect him to reimburse, if you don't make up your mind on us, we will all go and thank the land lord" Liang Yifu was full of sadness after complaining. At this time, they found out that the topic that Sister Haring and those girls were talking about was so trendy? Doesn't look like it's from the mountains at all? And! Nima even has a 'crazy phone'! Does this wild fairy need to use a 'mobile phone', and it's also a smartphone, the one produced by Mr. Jobs! That's a real anecdote.

Just when they were surprised, Qin Aide's phone rang, and after he answered the phone, an uncle's voice came from the other side: "Hey, may I ask if you are Master Qin's second apprentice, I am the Mr. Zhang who visited your store two days ago, there is a big incident in my factory, you have to come over and take a look!" It's a fatal thing."

When Qin Ide heard this, his brows tightened, and he recalled in his mind the eldest brother surnamed Zhang who came to Jishan Hall two days ago, and he said, "Don't worry, tell me your address, and my senior brother and I will rush over now." Mr. Zhang, who was on the other side, told Qin Aide the address, and told him to come over quickly.

Liang Yifu looked at Qin Aide with a serious expression on his face and asked, "What's wrong?" Scam calls? ”。 After Qin Ide hung up the phone, he looked at Liang Yifu and said: "Do you remember the eldest brother surnamed Zhang who came to Jishantang two years ago, that is, the factory is haunted, and something big happened to him over there, it seems that he is really acting."

Liang Yifu said anxiously: "Really? Then hurry up, check out and leave, go to him! ”。 Liang Yifu called the waiter to settle the bill. After a while, the waiter brought a small ticket, and Liang Yifu looked at it, but it was okay, only more than three hundred. The waiter smiled and said, "Our manager said, I will give you a seven-percent discount, and I hope to come often with this young lady in the future." Qin Ide took out three hundred and fifty yuan, handed it to the waiter, and said, "Okay, you don't need to look for the money." Then he turned to look at Sister Haring and shouted, "Sister, let's go, hurry up, something happened."

Sister Haring heard Qin Ed shouting to herself, nodded, and after saying goodbye to the girls, she followed Qin Ed and them out of the door of the hotel, Sister Harry asked curiously, "What's wrong?" Are you going to catch ghosts again? Do you want me to help? ”。

Liang Yifu smiled and said, "Okay, but there is no salary." Sister Haring put her hands behind her back, posed as a little girl, and said, "Just take it as a return gift for you to invite me to eat barbecued pork buns." Liang Yifu couldn't stand her action, and quickly turned his head, feeling a little disgusting in his heart.

Qin Aide stopped a taxi, and after the three of them got into the car, they came to Mr. Zhang's factory after about half an hour's journey. The car money was paid by Qin Aide, and Nima spent more than five hundred early in the morning, and when he looked at the three red 'First Chiefs' left in his hand, he suddenly realized Liang Yifu's mood, and felt that he was about to be unable to stand it.