"Don't pretend to be depressed, if you have a fart, let it go quickly!" Ji Ji said meaningfully. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hehe, Da Ji Ji, I can't hide anything from your eyes, you know?" Li Huanhuan blinked very badly with a pair of small eyes.

"I know a fart, you didn't say anything, how can I know?" Ji Ji said angrily.

"Ahem! If you want to say that our three iron buddies are the most heartless of you? Our hardcore brother Sun Xiaojun decided to drop out of school and returned to the village this morning. Li Huanhuan said mysteriously.

"That's a good thing!" Ji Ji slapped his thigh excitedly.

"A good thing? You've changed, do you have a fever? Li Huanhuan blinked his small eyes continuously, and tried to measure the temperature of Ji Ji's big forehead with his hand.

"Fuck off, Lao Tzu is hesitating, now that Xiaojun has dropped out of school, Lao Tzu will inevitably follow Xiaojun." Ji Ji said with great pride.

"I really envy you, but I can't, if I drop out of school, my father will have to cripple me!" Li Huanhuan continued to say listlessly.

"Your withdrawal from school is on me!" Ji Ji said with confidence.

"Oh, I'll go, I haven't seen you kid grow capable for two days, if you can do this, Lao Tzu will recognize you as a big brother, but I see it hanging!" Huanhuan first excitedly recovered the previous lively appearance, and then felt unlikely, so he began to be depressed again, this school thing, is about to destroy this lively and lovely big flower of the motherland.

Ji Jida directly got on the bus and automatically dropped out of school and went home, and threw Li Huanhuan who was watching in the back to admire the five shares to the ground, this Li Huanhuan is a thick and fine guy, with his familiarity with Ji Jida, he has a keen sense that this Ji Jida does not seem to be the previous Ji Jida, is this kid already reborn, hey, I'll go, I haven't seen him for two days and become a sperm!

Li Huanhuan continued to wander very helplessly, while Ji Jida returned directly to the night village, after all, he still had an appointment with Sun Lang at night, if this ghost found the school and scared the classmates, it would not be good.

Ji Ji felt wrong when he returned to the village, because the entrance to the village was empty, and even the long-tongued women who had nothing to do were gone, but they sat under the big willow tree all day and night to make meat jokes.

When Ji Jida walked to the alley of his house, he saw a group of people gathered in front of his house, could it be that there was something big in the family?

This made Ji Jida very angry, because the big thing that can appear in the night village is that the ghost knocks on the door, and he just reached a verbal agreement with Sun Lang last night, and this thing will not be so unparticular to attack his family.

Ji Jida got closer and found that this didn't seem to be what happened in his own house, although there was still a group of people at the door of the house, but they were all gathered at the door of the door of Li Youcai, the head of the opposite village.

After Ji Jida squeezed into the crowd, he was immediately pulled into the house by Li Youcai. After entering the house, Ji Ji naturally understood, because he saw a slender girl lying on the mat in the back room, this is not Li Youcai's daughter Li Fangfang!

Sure enough, Li Youcai and his wife cried and cried about their daughter's misfortune of being knocked on the door by a ghost, and Wang Caiying, the wife of the village chief, even grabbed Ji Ji's collar out of control and asked: "Why don't you die, you were still lying on the mat last night?" ”

Originally, on such an occasion, there would naturally be the existence of the night village Shuangjiao, no matter whether the dancing god had an effect or not, everyone would invite them, but today they couldn't be found. It seems that after they sent Ji Jida, they went to wander around, and there were no mobile phones at that time, so naturally there was nowhere to look for them.

The men of the Ji family are naturally the most useless, not to mention that they are still busy in the fields, this Ji Jida was also the best waste in everyone's eyes, even more waste than his father and grandfather, after all, this Ji Jida not only eats, drinks and has fun, but also does not know how to do farm work.

Now the reason why he was solemnly invited to the back room by the village chief is naturally because of Ji Jida's experience of resurrection from the dead last night, this Li Youcai hopes that his daughter can also come back to life like Ji Jida, Fangfang is so kind and sensible, she shouldn't be retributed!

Ji Jida was dragged to another room by the village chief Li Youcai, there were only the two of them here, this Li Youcai knelt down with a "poof" and said: "Great, you have to save my uncle, if my daughter goes, I don't want to live!" ”

Ji Jida hurriedly helped Li Youcai up and said: "Uncle, what are you doing, just by virtue of my relationship with Huanhuan, you are my father, this matter is on me, but you must promise me three conditions!" ”

Li Youcai entangled Ji Jida with a fluke mentality, but he didn't expect this Ji Jida to give him a package ticket, now don't say it's three conditions, even if he lets Li Youcai exchange his life, he won't frown.

"Cheng Chengcheng, I will agree to any conditions, hurry up and save Fangfang!" Li Youcai agreed overjoyed.

"Well, since human lives are at stake, I'll make a long story short. One is that you must agree, if you tell this matter, your family's Fangfang will die, the second is that you must fully assist me in the position of the head of the township at night, and the third is that you must promise to let Li Huanhuan quit school! ”

This Li Youcai was concerned about Fangfang's life, where to analyze Ji Jida's request, and all nodded and agreed, in fact, he himself knew that it was ridiculous to agree to Ji Jida to be the head of the township, after all, he himself was just a village head.

However, Li Youcai, who is sleek by nature, will never dare to raise his doubts, in case he reminds this Ji Jida to let go, he will really regret his death.

Ji Ji saw that Li Youcai nodded and agreed to his three conditions, so he lowered his voice and said: "Sun Lang, are you short of food and drink, or have no money to spend, you have to eat people in broad daylight, just tell me if you don't have money!" ”

Sun Lang, who was already gnawing on Li Fangfang's soul, stared at his blood-red eyes and said: "Don't stand and talk without back pain, I'm a desperate person, who will burn paper money for me!" If you let Lao Tzu let this girl go, you will have to burn paper money for Lao Tzu every 15th day of the Qingming Festival in the future! ”

Li Fangfang stared at a pair of frightened and somewhat numb eyes, and when she saw that Ji Jida could actually talk to Sun Lang, she immediately shouted as if she had grabbed a life-saving straw: "Brother Ji Ji, hurry up and save me!" ”

Ji Ji frowned and said, "Call me Brother Ji Ji, did you listen to Huanhuan's nonsense!" ”

"Oops, you're almost biting my ass, hurry up and save me!" Li Fangfang's face turned pale and shouted.

Sun Lang greedily sniffed at the base of Li Fangfang's thigh and said, "This girl is fresh, answer me quickly, otherwise this girl will be crippled if she doesn't die!" ”

Ji Ji took out a pile of dark coins from his arms like a trick, making Sun Lang's eyes almost pop out. This kind of thing, he Sun Lang has only heard a few lonely ghosts passing by talk about it, there is absolutely no one in the old cemetery who is so bold to burn such a dark coin, if there is, his old cemetery overlord Sun Lang would have robbed it a long time ago, and he would not have to eat people every year in such a famine.

And at this time, Li Youcai and they were already about to go crazy, the descendants of this jumping god really have the talent of dancing gods, and they even have the underworld coins in their pockets, ready to do business with ghosts at any time!

Ji Ji saw the dark coins he bought near the county school, and really suppressed the ghost of this dirt bag Sun Lang, knowing that this Sun Lang would definitely agree to himself, so he said calmly: "This pile of dark coins can be burned for you, but it is not burned for free, let's put it this way, this is your salary, you don't dislike it if you have more or less, and when I inquire about your consumption here, I will give you a satisfactory salary, are you willing to be hired by me?" ”

"You mean that as long as I do it with you in the future, you will burn me such a pile of coins every month?" Sun Lang said with excitement and trembling.

"Almost, our rule is to work more and get more, work less and get less, and you don't have a single hair, you come to get the money at twelve o'clock tonight, now go back to the old cemetery to deal with the housework, rest in the afternoon, and come to my house every night to report to me!"

"Yes, yes, it's the boss, we know this, didn't we work in a casino before and watched the night show!" Sun Lang began to nod and bowed.

Seeing Sun Lang running away in a hurry, Ji Jida turned his head again to look at Li Fangfang, who was injured in her legs and feet, slowly crawling towards her own body, and then said with a serious face: "Soon Fangfang will wake up, I have already driven away the evil ghost that haunts Fangfang!" ”

As soon as Ji Jida's words fell, Li Fangfang woke up with an "oops".

This shocked Li Youcai and his wife and the onlookers in the courtyard, it seems that this Ji Jida really has some ability!

However, since then, Li Fangfang has been walking a little lame, and Li Youcai has found many doctors who can't see this, after all, Li Fangfang's soul has been bitten, and it is estimated that today's medicine cannot solve such a disease.

Moreover, this incident also made Ji Ji have a lot of conjectures, that is, there are so many incurable diseases in the world today, even with the most advanced medical equipment, can some of them be injured by ghosts.

These problems are not the most urgent problem for Ji Jida now, now Ji Jida needs to go to the old cemetery in the nearby Wailing Village to see the purchasing power of the dark coins there, so that he can know in his heart, evil ghosts like Sun Lang can neither let him eat too much, nor can he be too hungry for him, it is estimated that a pile of dark coins in a month is the most.

This Ji Jida had just left the night village, and Li Huanhuan returned to the village in a hurry, and this Li Youcai used the phone of the brigade headquarters to call the communication room of Li Huanhuan's school, and asked Li Huanhuan to hurry back to prepare for his sister Li Fangfang's funeral, saying that Fangfang was no longer good.

Li Huanhuan, who was already crying a lot, rushed into the house with a handful of snot and tears, and found that her dear sister Fangfang was actually alive again, and it was her hardcore brother Ji Jida who saved her, so she went to find Ji Jida with a smile.