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"Wait for a fart, what are you talking about with his hairy boy, kill him quickly, the old lady can't wait to abuse his soul to play, hahaha......" The yellow widow laughed a little shamelessly.

"There is a fart to let go, see the woman tied to the cabinet inside, she actually dares to kill Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu tied her like this, whipped her every day, peed on her, this has been abused for more than ten years, in the future, your soul will be the same as her, forever whipped and abused by us, very exciting...... "Sun Lang couldn't help but sigh.

"I said wait a minute!" Ji Ji roared with wide eyes.

This suppressed Sun Lang and Widow Huang, because all the people who were blocked by them would all be scared to the point of urine, as embarrassed as they wanted, they could kill as much as they wanted, of course, they couldn't really do anything to human beings, most of them directly scared people to death, after all, human beings who have been frightened will lose their minds and end their lives, but the teenager he met today, how can he not only not be afraid, but also let him wait?

So unreasonable to play cards, so that these three embarrassed evil ghosts, very uncomfortable stunned, Ji Jida also knows, this pause will not be long, maybe he only has a few seconds of time to plead, if he is in a few seconds, can not convince these demons, then he will die very miserably, I heard that the people who were scared to death are pale, and their souls not only can not be reincarnated, but also will be tortured by them permanently.

"I want money, beautiful ......," Ji Jida simply howled.

"Your grandma has an egg, and she has learned to fool your mother!" When the yellow widow heard the rabbit cub mention the beauty, she rushed over with jealousy.

Ji Ji, who already knew that the peachwood sword was useless, threw away the peachwood sword and ran away. rushed to the gate in three or two steps, but the gate was locked, and Ji Jida himself came in over the wall, so at such a critical moment, it was naturally too late to climb over the wall, this Ji Jida slapped the wooden door in despair, and the yellow widow had already hugged him from behind.

Ji Jida smelled a thick stench, and the yellow widow even used her blood-red tongue to start licking it from the back of Ji Jida's head.

Ji Jida only felt really scared at this time, his whole body spasmed again, his legs were weak, if he hadn't been squeezed on the door by the yellow widow so obscenely, I am afraid he would have been paralyzed to the ground with fright.

"What are you doing! What are you doing? Sun Lang grabbed the Yellow Widow and kicked the Yellow Widow a few meters away.

This Sun Lang squatted on Ji Ji Avenue who was slumped against the door: "Gentlemen, the money you just said, beauty, what's the matter?" I'm very interested in this! ”

Ji Jida, who had already prepared for the jade crushing, finally relieved his anger again, so he stared at the night sky nervously and said: "That's the case, you killed me, but it's useless, if you don't kill me, I can burn some paper money for you, beauties, and even a car house or something!" ”

Bang Bang Bang ......

Sun Lang slapped Ji Jida's cheek a few times and said, "Staring at my eyes, yes, that's sincere." Hey, I like it. I like a brave and resourceful descendant like you, go ahead, remember that when you burn paper money and beauties, you must say my Sun Lang's name in your mouth! ”

"Can't put it, the old lady hasn't played enough!" The yellow widow shook her strong body to stop her.

Syllable!

This kick is amazing, Sun Lang has been fascinated by Ji Jida's banknote beauty, and directly kicked the yellow widow to the tree outside the yard. It seems that this Sun Lang is the overlord of this old cemetery!

Ji Ji didn't dare to hesitate any longer, and hurriedly climbed the wall and went out, and the yellow widow who was hanging on the treetops shouted at Ji Ji who stumbled and fled: "Jun Housheng, the old lady will still look for you, hahaha......"

Ji Jida, who ran home and lay down on the bed in one breath, began to gasp for air to calm his nervous mood. However, after this betrayal of his wife and grandfather, Ji Jida got two judgments.

One is that ghosts can't be trusted, and the other is that they must have something that makes ghosts afraid. If he burned the paper money for Sun Lang this time, then more ghosts would soon come to the door, should he burn it or not?

I'm afraid that just burning paper money will make you bankrupt, and these insatiable ghosts will not let go of themselves, you have to think of a way to deal with ghosts before burning paper money.

What black dog blood, black donkey hooves, Ji Ji thought a lot, and finally fell asleep too tired. It's so good that Ji Jida opened his eyes and saw the bright sunshine, and he finally lived until dawn. After eating the sumptuous breakfast made by his mother and picking his teeth with bamboo sticks, Ji Jida planned to look for those legendary things that could deal with ghosts, otherwise I would be terrified again tonight.

Syllable! Syllable!

Mother Hua Yue'e and grandmother Yang Lihua lit cigarettes almost at the same time, while father Ji Wanfu and grandfather Ji Huaimin squatted in the corner together to smoke dry tobacco pouches.

Grandpa Ji Dongliang just came back from walking the birds in the cage, and honestly and unceremoniously ate all the remaining breakfast, and went into the back room to make up for the cage sleep.

Such a family atmosphere makes Ji Jida familiar and unfamiliar, this seems to be the situation of his family twenty or thirty years ago, Ji Jida can't wait to go out of the house to see the outside world.

Grandma Yang Lihua said with a cigarette in her mouth: "Xiaojiao, I heard that there is a temple fair in the Xiangshan Temple in Huaining County today!" ”

Mother Hua Yue'e smiled charmingly: "Dajiao, you want to see that monk, right?" ”

"Get out of here, I mean, let's take Xiaoda to the monk's temple to ask him for a Buddha statue that has opened the light or something!" Yang Lihua pursed her thick lips and said.

"Good! All right! Grandma, my grandson is looking for something to ward off evil spirits! Ji Jida answered with joy.

"Mom, no, our little one is going to school today!" Hua Yue'e flicked the path of cigarette ash.

"Yes! Yes! Old, I forgot that our little boss is still a high school student, better than his dead ghost father and grandfather! Yang Lihua made a final assertion.

Ji Jida hurriedly begged: "Grandma, you also saw what happened last night, my grandson's life is about to be gone, and I still have to learn a ball, so take me to ask for a Buddha statue or something!" ”

"Oh yes!" Ji Wanfu, the father who was smoking a dry tobacco pouch in the corner, interjected.

"Shut up! Well, Mom, let's take Xiaoda to ask for a Buddha statue with light first, and then send Xiaoda to school! Hua Yue'e was a little flattering to her mother-in-law.

"Oh yes! Do as you say! Grandma made a decision directly.

It seems that grandma is the soul of this family, which makes Ji Jida's heart snicker, today not only can you go to the temple fair, but you can also go to the school to play.

There are two white pigeon brand bicycles at home, which is considered a very good family, Ji Jida sat on his mother's bicycle and went to the county with his mother and grandmother.

Along the way, Ji Jida's eyes were naturally not idle, especially when he passed by the Qingshui River in his hometown, which made Ji Jida inexplicably excited, the Qingshui River, which had already become a stinky ditch, was now crystal clear, which made Ji Jida sure that he was back twenty or thirty years ago, and Ji Jida also decided that he must protect the Qingshui River, protect the green mountains and green waters of his hometown, and let the night come to the township surrounded by the Qingshui River, with green trees and flowers.

When passing by the old post and telecommunications office in the county, the post and telecommunications office was clearly hung outside the post and telecommunications office on April 11, 1986, the third day of the third lunar month, which made Ji Jida sure that he was back thirty years ago, no wonder his mother and grandmother were so young, and his grandfather had not passed away.

This ancient Huaining county town is still so dilapidated, but now Ji Jida is in a good mood, I didn't expect grandma to be very familiar with Master Huijue of Xiangshan Temple, Master Huijue does not often consecrate the Buddha statue of pilgrims, Ji Jida touched the Buddha statue on his neck that was opened by Master Huijue himself, and his heart was a little more stable, and now he is about to go to Huaining High School, and there are still some vague memories here.

Mom and grandmother sent Ji Jida into the school dormitory, gave him a handful of change, and left happily.

Ji Jida didn't know how to face his classmates and roommates, and now that they were all in class, Ji Jida slipped out of the school gate, because Ji Jida still had to buy some dark paper after all, and now although he has a Buddha statue with light as a talisman, but, Ji Jida doesn't want to break his word to the ghost, and it may be better to use a carrot and stick strategy to deal with the ghost.

After buying a pile of dark coins in the back street of the school, Ji Jida was struggling with whether he would go to school or not? Ji Jida, who has lived for forty-six years, naturally knows that he is not the material for school at all, and he also knows that he has no use for going to school, but if he drops out of school, how can the family pay to his grandmother?

Now Ji Jida already knows that as long as grandma agrees, the whole family will agree, after all, grandma is now the pillar of the family, and the economic foundation determines the superstructure.

"Da Ji Ji, you also skipped class!" A very obese teenager squeezed his eyebrows at Ji Jida.

"Well, ah, Huanhuan, Li Huanhuan, you also skipped class, what a coincidence!" Ji Jida finally remembered this neighbor and playmate, this is Li Huanhuan, the baby son of the village chief Li Youcai.

"Clever fart, Lao Tzu skips class every day, as long as you kid also skips class, you will definitely be able to meet me here!" Li Huanhuan said with a depressed expression.

This doesn't look like Huanhuan's character, this guy has no heart every day, how can he be so melancholy?