Chapter 44: The Monster and the Pig's Head
Outside the inn, the sun is like fire, the cicadas are singing endlessly, and inside the inn, the four men are gushing endlessly.
"He's just bragging about the merger, hey, we're just getting into a merger. A man even said that the belt is on the rise.
But when Yu Sheng heard the seal, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but interrupt him: "Where is it, where is it, it's far from here." ”
He clapped his hands and hated: "You, you won't kill you, will you?"
Everyone looked at him in surprise, Fu said, "You care about the wrong person, right?"
"Huh?" Yu Sheng was stunned for a moment before he said: "They're not right in front of them, they are definitely not dead, so I care about the other end and seal it." ”
"Huh. The man said: "Little brother, you are really joking, how can we have the ability to kill one head and seal it?"
He spoke, and was about to continue speaking, when he was interrupted by Fu Nan.
The thought of the rest of his life is very dangerous, "You care and seal it, it's a monster." ”
Yu Sheng said: "One pig, two heads, it's too cost-effective to make pig's head meat." ”
The so-called juxtaposition is similar to that of a wild boar, but the difference is that it has two heads, one in the front and one in the front.
I like pig's head meat for the rest of my life, and since I knew that there was a monster beast, I have been fantasizing about raising one in captivity.
"But aren't you missing pork rump?" Bai happily reminded him.
Yu Sheng waved his hand, "How can pork rump meat be as delicious as pig's head meat, and it is a perfect match to use pig's head meat as a snack on a hot day." ”
Whether you like the pig's head meat or not depends on the individual, and it just so happens that Bai Xingxing is the one who dislikes it very much, and the two of them can't help but argue.
The man who was on the rise looked at the two of them, and he couldn't interject for a while and was very anxious.
"Actually, pork foreleg meat is the best. "A man saw the stitches and inserted the needle.
"Nonsense. Yu Sheng and Bai Xingxing refuted him together, and the argument between the two turned into three for a while.
Fu Nan listened on the side, couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva and slapped the table, and shouted: "Enough, it's time to investigate the case, don't talk about the topic." ”
The three of them stopped, and the rest of their lives looked at the man: "What are you making a fuss about, why don't you continue to talk about it soon." ”
"It's not me ......"
"Say it, say it. Bai Xingxing also urged him.
The other side came from the wilderness, and as he crossed the avenue, he met the five of them.
When the four men saw the seal, they were not surprised and delighted, thinking that with the five-dollar demon hunting master, they must have no worries about their lives, and they can watch a wonderful battle.
Unexpectedly, the man and the seal glanced at each other and ran away, and the dust raised by the pig's trotters under the crotch really made the four of them really out of reach.
"The heavens who blow are a greedy person who is afraid of death, we accommodate him everywhere, but he leaves us alone to face and seal. ”
"Yes, yes, if we hadn't accommodated him, we would have arrived in Yangzhou City earlier, how could we meet and seal it?"
"The pig is really fast, I've never seen a pig run so fast. A man added.
A pig that runs fast errands must have two pairs of good legs.
"The hind leg meat of this pig should be good, but the front leg meat is not good, there are many fascia, and it can barely make dumpling filling. Yu Sheng couldn't help but comment.
Everyone looked at him again, and the rest of his life said seriously: "This is the instinct of a cook." ”
Bai Xingxing couldn't help but retort to him, but was stopped by Funan, and he asked the four men, "How did you escape?"
"That's a tie, of course we can't beat it. The man said: "I can only sit and wait for death, who would have thought that it would not pay attention to us at all." ”
Yu Sheng interjected again, "They may be full." ”
The man shook his head, "No, it stood on the side of the road and swayed back and forth like a tug-of-war, and finally the pig's head in front dragged the pig's head back to the wilderness." ”
"I guess the two heads have a disagreement on the way to go, and they only care about quarreling and don't care about us. Another man said.
Bai Xingxing smiled: "You are really blessed with a great fate, and you actually met one or two stunned people." ”
"That's the bad thing about having two heads. "Rich and difficult also sighed.
"That," Yu Sheng interjected again, "how do you tell the difference between before and after?"
Bai happily pushed the rest of his life, "Go and go, cook for the four guest officers." ”
Yu Sheng took two steps back and stopped, "Be careful that I deduct your wages." ”
Bai Xingxing immediately stopped talking. Yu Sheng took three steps forward proudly, pushed Bai Xingxing, and said to the four men: "Don't listen to him, you continue." ”
The four men escaped death, rejoicing but also angry that the man in white had left them to flee for their lives.
They immediately hurried after him, and about an hour later, they met the man at a teashed by the roadside.
The tea shed was set up under an ancient locust tree.
The ancient tree is thousands of feet high, the branches and leaves are luxuriant, covering the sky and the sun, I don't know how many birds are on the tree, there is a slight movement, a hundred birds fly together, it is very spectacular.
"There were two people in the tea shed, a rickety old man, with white hair, and a young girl, beautiful as a flower. ”
"This tea shed opened in the wilderness, we just met and sealed, and there were old and young people in the tea shed, I felt strange at that time. "The man frequently fires an afterthought.
"It's just that the guy who sat in the tea shed called us in, and the four of us went in to ask the teacher for sin. ”
That guy is also a pervert, staring straight at other girls, and scratching his head. When the man said this, he also made a move, which made the rest of his life tremble.
"He also boasted in front of us that he drove away. A man said indignantly.
Jinyi Wei Dahan Funan frowned, "You didn't refute him?"
"Refuted. The man said, "But the five-money heavenly master and the one head does not hurt people are sealed, which one do you believe?"
If it is him, he will also believe in the five-money heavenly master.
Yu Sheng said disdainfully: "It's so hateful, he actually hung five dollars to cheat people." ”
Bai Xinghu looked at him suspiciously, he didn't believe that he had a sense of justice for the rest of his life. It's an idea that someone seems to have mentioned many times, but they haven't had the opportunity to put it into practice.
Sure enough, "Won't it be easy for me to use it in the future?" Yu Shengdao caused the four of them to look sideways, but Shopkeeper Yu didn't care.
Xu was to reprimand the rest of his life for his words and deeds, and the man said: "Fortunately, that kid will be retributed soon." ”
When the four men entered, the man in white had already swallowed two bowls of tea.
When the four men just raised the bowl to drink tea, the man in white fell on the table with a "poof".
The four of us were startled, and immediately knew that there was something wrong with the tea, and when we looked up, an old man and a young man in the tea shed attacked us neatly. ”
The four men are also practitioners, and they drew their knives to resist at the moment, but the faces of the old and the young changed, and the four big men who were scared on the spot urinated.
"What kind of youkai do you guess that is?"
The three of them shook their heads.
"Huang Xian'er!" the four of them said with palpitations, "It's not that we are not righteous, and we are not demon hunters, so we definitely can't beat them." ”
Huang Xian is a weasel essence, it is one of the most difficult monsters among the monsters, possessed by two killer features of farting are prohibitive, dare not provoke.
The four of them did not dare to fight, so they left the man in white and rode on their horses and galloped all the way until they reached the town.
A man looked at the rest of his life, "It's also retribution, he is now estimated to have been gnawed by monsters to the point that there are no bones left." ”
Yu Sheng took a step back, "Look at what I do? As a good boy who grew up under the influence of the story of Journey to the West, I would not make such a low-level mistake." ”
"Journey to the West?" Bai asked him, "What's that story?"
"Oh, the story of a monk leading four apprentices to read a book 108,000 miles away. Yu Sheng said.