Chapter 45: Sarcasm is also practice
After frying a portion of green vegetables for them to drink, the four men willingly took out the usual ten yuan.
"Shopkeeper, you are too condescending to stay in the town, you should really go to Gusu City to wander around. The man said as he paid.
The man next to him echoed, "Yes, go and kill the majesty of Yi Yazi in Yuyanglou." ”
Yu Sheng took the money with a smile and said casually: "How did the person named Yi Yazi offend you?"
"It's not just that he offended me, he offended the entire Gusu City. The man was full of hatred and said, "One of his dishes is worth ten times." ”
The rest of his life was stunned, "Ten times! What about his gold?"
Rich and difficult to have a sense of justice, "buy and sell freely, what is there to hate? If this is also a reason to hate people......
He looked at the rest of his life, "This jar of wine has always been a money-making product, and I hated him to death." ”
"Damn, you don't talk about drinking, and it's not that I don't sell at a low price, why do you hate me?"
Fu Yan's eyes lit up, "How much is the price?"
There is still residual warmth in the copper coin in his hand, if he says that he goes out for ten dollars and an altar, he has to be asked to go back by four men, and the rest of his life said: "Two runs." ”
Fu Yu immediately rolled his eyes.
"It's a hard time to talk to them. The man scolded secretly and hurriedly pulled the topic back, "It's not Shiguan who is hated." ”
"He only cooks one dish a day, which can only be tasted by high-ranking officials and nobles, and others can't taste it even if they are rich, and in his words, they are not worthy. ”
"The rice is also divided into three, six, nine and so on, and I look down on us poor people too much. "All of you are poor, and you are indignant.
Only the rest of his life is curious, "He only cooks one dish, what does he eat?"
"That's what people hate the most. The man said.
He only eats the food cooked by others, and then tries his best to find the shortcomings of others, and he has to criticize the person who cooks the food until he has no skin. ”
Yu Sheng raised his eyebrows, "What's wrong with this?"
"It's not a disease, it's a practice, in Yi Yazi's words. ”
"Practice?" for the rest of his life, he was puzzled, could it be that this Yi Yazi cultivated lip kung fu.
"Pick out the shortcomings of others' cooking skills, and realize the magic of your own cooking skills. ”
The man said, "Yi Yazi hopes to become an immortal by entering the Tao as a chef and taking a path that others have never taken, and this is his cultivation method." ”
"It's quite hated. Yu Sheng said, "Fortunately, I'm not in Gusu City." ”
The four men thought he was scared.
Another man said: "Yi Yazi is not so hateful, he eats people and pays for a meal, and a few sarcastic words are nothing in comparison." ”
He pointed to the man who complained bitterly about Yi Yazi, "His daughter-in-law used to set up a stall to sell soup and food, and she was scolded so much because she hated people so much." ”
Yu Sheng said: "No, I'm afraid that he will scold himself after coming to the inn and ruin his cultivation over the years." ”
The four men stopped talking, and they saw one who was no less arrogant than Yi Yazi.
The four of them went upstairs to rest, and the rest of their lives cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, and saw that Cao'er walked in with a handful of grass in her hand and a ball in her hand.
"What are you doing picking grass, didn't you eat enough just now?" asked Yu Sheng casually.
Cao'er glanced at Yu Sheng with disdain and said, "Shennong knows if you taste a hundred herbs? I picked these grasses back to check their medicinal properties." ”
"Don't be poisoned. Yu Sheng said.
Cao'er thought that Yu Sheng cared about him, and was about to speak to reassure him, but Yu Sheng said again: "You owe me a lot of money, and you can't pay for a ball." ”
"If it's a poisonous weed, I'll poison you first. Cao'er threw her fist at Yu Sheng and ran to the backyard.
The rest of his life put down the rag, "Let's pick the wood fruit." ”
Yu Sheng asked Cao'er to look after the store, and the three of them got on an ox cart, crossed the archway, stepped on the stone bridge, and walked towards the bamboo forest to the west.
The sun is not as fierce as noon, the crops and grass are no longer lazy, and the sounds of butterflies, insects, and frogs are also active.
In the lush green grass on the side of the road, there is the sound of "rattling" water, which is the water brought by the waterwheel and is happily left along the canal to the fields.
In the distance, in the rice field, a neighbor is irrigating the paddy field.
Bai Xingxing sat in the car, "Why don't you see you farming?"
Yu Sheng looked back at him, "Are you too little to work?"
Bai Xingxing lowered his head and stopped talking.
The road in the fields was narrow enough for only one ox cart to pass by, and the verdant straw of the fields stretched out on the road, luring the old buffalo.
After nearly ten days of not coming, the red lantern-like tree fruit has been hanging all over the branches.
The fruit must be unripe, but if it is too raw, it will affect the taste, so the fruit will be harvested several times in the rest of the day.
There is a figure swaying on the fruit tree, it is an old acquaintance for the rest of his life.
"Well, we have to deal with this stinky monkey again. Bai Xingxing still remembers the tragic scene of being smashed last time.
"Why don't you go up the tree?" said Yu Sheng, tilting his head.
It is about three stories high, with a straight and smooth trunk, and only monkeys can come and go freely.
Bai Xingxing shook his head, he picked up a stone and threw it at the monkey wandering in the harvest.
The monkey was startled, and when he looked back at Yu Shengdeng, he bared his teeth at him, and casually dropped the half-eaten wood fruit in his hand.
When ripe, the fruit is soft, and it is sticky and sweet when it falls, and it is difficult to clean up.
Yu Sheng hurriedly hid, "You grandson, it wasn't Lao Tzu who smashed you." ”
As if to understand Yu Sheng's words, the monkey quickly stopped and climbed to a higher place, picked another fruit and gnawed on it, looking at Yu Sheng triumphantly.
"Well, it doesn't work. "The Heavenly Master threw another stone, and he couldn't hit the monkey at all.
"Monkeys can't jump out of the palm of the Buddha's hand. Yu Sheng smiled and pulled out a slingshot from his arms.
"Let me come, I haven't played with this thing in a long time. The Heavenly Master happily took it and struck at the monkey.
Yu Sheng watched the stone hit the trunk and bounce back, raised his legs and ran back, only Fu Nan slapped slowly and was slapped on the buttocks.
"Your accuracy is too bad. Fu Nan covered his ass and said.
Yu Sheng laughed wildly: "You deserve it, let you laugh at me last night." ”
Bai Xingxing wanted to try again, but was taken away by the rest of his life, "Go aside, let me come." ”
Yu Sheng has rich experience in fighting monkeys, aiming at the extraordinarily red monkey buttocks, and hitting it with a slingshot.
The power of the marble decreases as it rises, and when it hits the monkey's buttocks, it is no longer a big problem, but it still angers the monkey.
Suddenly, the tree fruit rained down.
Bai Xingxing and the rest of his life have already understood, and Jinyi Wei is difficult to get rich and slow, and he was smashed.
Hard fruits hurt to smash, soft fruits are delicious, and monkeys still have this IQ.
Fu Yan covered his head, "I shouldn't have come with you, really, if I didn't come with you......"
"You won't be able to drink the wine, ten dollars a jar. "The rest of his life tempted him.
Fu Nan immediately said: "What is it to be smashed by a monkey, even if it is to go to the soup and fire, I will not give up." ”
Yu Sheng told Bai Xingxing, "You can't break your word and get fat, remember, let him go if there is danger in the future." ”
Bai Xingxing nodded seriously.
The monkey quickly stopped, and for the rest of his life it was a slingshot again, and the wood fruit suddenly rained down again.
Bai happily looked at the falling fruit and said with a smile: "Okay, little fish, where to shoot, it's quite accurate." ”
Yu Sheng said proudly: "Of course, our skills have been practiced with great effort, and you don't look at why the monkey's butt is so red." ”
Bai Xing looked at the monkey's buttocks, and the smile was withdrawn.
He was very distressed.