88. That little bit of thought from a stinky man

These days are the New Year, and friends are texting each other to congratulate each other on the New Year. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info a sworn friend sent a text message to Zhu Zhi, the content was very short, only about a dozen words: I wish Zhu Zhu a peaceful life, and harmony between the old and the young! Mrs. Zhu saw it and was very surprised, and said, you are a good friend, I heard this, all ages have taken it into account, next time I will buy a few more bottles of wine to entertain him! I was shocked and hurriedly deleted the text message, if Mrs. Zhu Zhi knew the essence of the content, my family war would inevitably break out, and the ending of Zhu Zhi sleeping on the floor would be doomed - what words are those of men? He wishes you the "boss", that is, the eldest wife, and the "small" that is, the little wife, to be safe and harmonious! Zhu Zhu even raises a big wife with yellow face and thin muscles, how can he have the money to raise a little wife? Isn't this guy trying to hurt me? It's so vicious!

This is actually my friend's own fantasy. Looking at the nature of men, in fact, they all have a restless heart, eating what is in their mouths, looking at what is in the bowl, and thinking about what is in the pot. Men's desires are too many and too complicated, every man expects himself to become Wei Xiaobao in "The Legend of Deer and Ding", with 7 wives to sleep with, and all of them are as beautiful as flowers, can be literate and martial, know cold and hot. Therefore, once men have the opportunity, they are all full of enthusiasm and eager to try (Zhu Ji, as a Communist Party member who has been educated for many years, is an exception; It is precisely because Zhu Zhi did not have this poisonous trick: I don't have it anymore, you can still live so at ease, wait for your wife to look at you like the KGB). Mr. Confucius also said: I have not seen a virtuous person like a lustful person. It shows that since ancient times, lust has been the nature of human beings, and it is not allowed to complain about others at all. It is said that now a man's wish is: to have a cook at home and a good look in the office. There is a cheap one around me, and there is one who misses it in the distance. That is, we often say that "the red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags flutter outside".

There are even more good deeds that theoretically prove that it is natural for men to spend their hearts. The first reason is that essence determines personality, because men are male, so they are more active, aggressive, and have a strong desire to conquer. The second is that it has historical origins, because men have three wives and four concubines in a long-term human society, and enjoy the blessings of all people. Today, although monogamy has been implemented, in the inner world of men, there is still a residual consciousness of hugging left and right, once the conditions are met, it is inevitable to have the dream of having more wives, the better. Then there is the general tolerance of men in society, and it is also a leg up with people outside their spouses, and the condemnation of men by public opinion is really insignificant, and most of them will be regarded as "romantic" and "flowery" (Zhu Zhi also has to worship him as a master and worship him as a teacher). And if a woman is like this, the anger of public opinion can be imagined, and someone will carry the pig cage up as she speaks.

Although many men (here dare not shoot down a boatload of people with a rod) have that fantasy in their bones, not everyone can realize it. Obviously, if a man wants to hunt for color, that is, to pick up a girl, he can't do it without certain economic conditions (you have to buy a tank for pickles, let alone pick up a girl), of course, if you look as handsome and dashing as a movie star. Therefore, many times we hear about the news ****** by such and such officials and bosses, such as Li Chenglong and Cheng Kejie. Of course, there are other forms, such as secretly interacting with a chick or a married woman, wanting to bag but not having the ability, but there is no way to give up, so this "next policy", and more "next policy", some people have no spare money, but there is a can't hold back the inner turmoil, tighten the belt to save some money, and occasionally go to ******** places to patronize, find a young lady to have a good time, satisfy the desire, and be worthy of yourself.

Seeing this, many people are going to be indignant, especially men say, you keep saying that many men have that kind of thought, doesn't that mean that I am the same? You dare to expose our man's old bottom, believe it or not, I will pump you (forgive me for borrowing Director Feng's special noun); The woman said, "You are so terrible, as if my husband must be that kind of person, but how do I think my husband is like a good person?" What is the purpose of your Zhu Zhi here? Do you want to stir up the relationship between our men and women, but I am afraid that the world will not be chaotic?

I'm here to bet you on one dollar, if any man says he doesn't have that kind of thought, hasn't done that kind of thing, Zhu Zhu loses you a dollar, and vice versa, I believe I will lose up to 30% of the bet and win the other 70%. If someone, especially an official, wants me to retract what I said in order to confess himself, and to rehabilitate Zhaoxue for a man or something, I will go and expose your old truth to your wife. Last month, we had a meeting to fight pornography and illegal activities, and at the meeting, a big leader impassionedly told us not to set foot in entertainment venues, but that night I saw him in a private room in a nightclub, with two young ladies, touching around, shouting, "Two little bees, fly to the flowers!" Are you more revolutionary than him?

When I was an editor at Bagui Metropolis Daily, because of the high practicality and pertinence of the edition, it could be used as a "guide to the world", and Zhu Zhi naturally became the object of confiding in many people, especially middle-aged and elderly women, asking me to help solve big problems in life. Once, a woman found Zhu Ji and said, "I am sure that my husband is having an affair, but I have not been able to catch his handle for five years, and I have almost ...... many times." Five years? I immediately interrupted her and asked, "What's your husband's name and how can I find him?" After getting the address and contact information, I said to the woman solemnly: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't have evidence, don't bother yourself, if you don't see it, you should be fine!" Let's go back! As soon as she went out on the front foot, Zhu Zhi went to study with his husband - he was able to hide it for five years, and he was a master!

When the husband has an affair, most women have three tricks: one crying, two trouble, and three hanging. At the end of the day, it's a lose-lose situation, that's another topic, as I mentioned earlier. In fact, many women nowadays are numb, anyway, men are such virtuous, as the so-called out of sight and out of mind, don't let me find out. In an interview, Xu Fan was asked what to do if there was a third party, Xu Fan showed a sly smile and said: "Fighting with people is endless fun." "That's just one example. It is said (just said) that a woman complained to the Women's Federation, saying that her husband had a second wife and hoped that the Women's Federation would support her. The director of the Women's Federation asked: Is he going home? A: A. And then asked: Does he give money to the family? A: Yes, too. He also asked: Is he good to his family, the elderly, and his relatives? A: That's fine. Again: Did he beat you and scold you? A: No, I beat him and scolded him. The president of the Women's Federation sighed and said: Alas! You're much better than me, all men in the world are like this! Look at it, in the old society, there were still seven or eight wives sharing a husband, and we still improved in comparison!

There are really some people who can achieve "peace and harmony", and there are many people who want to achieve this realm, there is a leader in our press industry (I don't dare to name names, I know it, I don't know if I don't ask) soaked in a second wife, this person has always been very conceited, a little bit unscrupulous, as if he can settle everything himself, so he also wants to enjoy the life of a "young and old harmony" man, so he said to the boss a little nervously. At the beginning, the boss didn't have to say, a woman has three steps: one crying, two troubles, and three hangings. Later, the boss thought that he was old and decrepit, so he accepted his fate, so he agreed. It is said that those who live together and go for a walk together are really envied by the gods. But the good times didn't last long, the boss still couldn't bear it, and it was beating and making trouble, so the few moved away, and the men were depressed, and this matter was spread as a joke in the circle.

This is a very sensitive and dangerous topic, and I was very scared at the time I wrote this article. First of all, this article exposes the hypocritical mask of men, so that many men are exposed. In the future, if a man dares to be hard-mouthed, the wife will show Zhu Zhi's masterpiece, saying: Look, look, Zhu Zhi said, most men, are you a good little part? Honestly recruited! As soon as the man was angry, he might come to the door and beat Zhu Zhi violently, the manuscript fee for this article was not enough to buy Zhenggushui. Moreover, if Mrs. Zhu Zhi saw it, she would definitely not let go of Zhu Zhi: Look, you see, the analysis is so thorough, how can you say it without experience? You're honest! In that case, my ears would be cut off in this article.

Zhu Zhi is not surnamed Zhu!

Recently, a number of Mongolian media outlets have published articles raising the benefits of "monogamy or polygamy", and some have even suggested that the Mongolian legislature should adopt legal provisions that allow for this. I was filled with emotion. Liu Sola, who is famous in the literary world for "You Have No Choice", has a very vivid description in the article "Men's Ideal Lover", she (?) Said: The fox fairies in the story are all peerless beauties who cheat at night and go home during the day, and they will not leave the mortal world in the end. After reading it, I really bowed three times in the air, shouting "master" and "master". That's a terrible statement. Mr. Liu will come to Nanning another day, I must invite you to drink!