There was a fisherman who picked up a bottle while fishing, and when he opened it, a devil appeared in it, and just as he was frightened, the devil said to him that in return for his kindness, he would grant him a wish. www.biquge.info The man thought about it for a while, and said to the devil: I live on the other side of the sea, and I have to row a boat for a long time every day to fish on this island, it is too hard, can you help me build a road to my house? The devil looked at the endless sea and said angrily, "What a great project it is so far, and do you have any other wishes?" The man thought about it again and said, "I have been married ten times, and each time I didn't last long before I got divorced, and each of my wives blamed me for not understanding her, saying that I couldn't understand her thoughts." So, great God, can you help me to open my mind to what women are thinking, especially what they want when they say "no"? The devil was silent for a long time, sighed and said to the man, "You want to know what women think...... Well, the road across the sea, are you going to have a single lane or a double lane?

It is said that "a woman's heart, a needle under the sea", which is very difficult to fathom. Let's start with Mr. Zhu Zhi. Mr. Zhu and his wife have been married for more than ten years, and slowly, the original passion has been worn out in the birth of their children and the difficult life. So Mrs. Zhu Yu complained: You may not love me, right? Mr. Zhu said solemnly: How could it be? You're cranky! Mrs. Zhu said: When I got married, you gave me gifts so diligently, as if I hadn't seen you give them since I got married? Mr. Zhu was so ashamed, he kept this in mind, and one day he got an extra manuscript fee, passing by the vegetable market, and saw that the price of flowers was greatly reduced, which was cheaper than green vegetables, so he bought a bouquet by the way and went back to coax Mrs.

When Mrs. Zhu saw the flowers, she was really surprised, and pounced on them like desperately, snatched the flowers, and praised them: What beautiful flowers! Mr. Zhu Zhi's face was complacent, fluttering. But within two minutes, Mrs. Zhu wiped away her tears. I was taken aback and hurriedly asked why? Mrs. Zhu said: You must have done something sorry for me, right? I said, "Why do you say that?" She said: The book says that most men only buy gifts for their wives when they feel sorry for you and feel guilty, have you done something bad to be sorry for me? Mr. Zhu swore to the sky again, and beat her chest again, so she reluctantly believed my words.

But, after a while, she asked, "How much does it cost?" I think it's too low, and my wife will be unhappy, so I say: 30 yuan a bunch! Mrs. Zhu's eyes were as big as a pressure cooker, and she shouted: "It's so expensive, what are you buying it for?" You can't eat it as a dish, it's a waste of money, you're really extravagant, you don't know how to live a difficult life! I hurriedly said: It's not expensive, it's not expensive, it's a lie, it's only three yuan, I don't believe you go to the street corner to see, now you may get two bunches for five yuan! Mrs. Zhu's tears flowed again: Buy this garbage and come back to me? It seems that you still don't have me in your eyes, and your money is spent on other women, right?!

What shall I say? A woman is such a strange animal, you never know what she is thinking, you never know her true intentions. Let's talk about Mrs. Zhu You, she bought a skirt, tried it on in front of the mirror, and asked me and my daughter's opinion: Is it good-looking? I've been picking for five hours. I said: good-looking, really good-looking! My daughter also said: It's really good-looking. But she didn't believe it anymore: you said it so simply, you must have coaxed me, you see, it doesn't fit very well, and the color is too red! I hurriedly said: Yes, maybe the color is too bright. She didn't follow it again: I think the color is fine, is it good-looking? I said: Beautiful! She got angry and said: One will say that it is good-looking, and the other will say that it is not good-looking, you are perfunctory to me! As soon as he turned around, he wiped away his tears again.

A young friend called Mr. Zhu and helped him analyze a major life problem. He was chasing a little girl, but the little girl didn't say that she had a relationship with him, nor did she say that she wanted him to go away, which was very painful. I asked him, what did the little girl tell you? He said, "First of all, she is saying that she wants to treat me as an older brother." Later, she said, let's be good friends. I said, "Is that so?" Then you retreat, she probably doesn't want to follow you. But the young man said, "Then she called me to her house for dinner, and said that she would introduce me to her parents, what did that mean?" When Mr. Zhu heard this, his head was as big as a fight, and he said to him: Don't tell me about women, women's hearts, we will never understand!

My friend Mr. Chen Feng married a beautiful woman by being able to write a few crooked poems, but as the charm of poetry shrank, his status in the family deteriorated. His wife would complain that he couldn't be an official, that he couldn't make money, and that it didn't matter if his ancestors were eighteen generations. So he was angry and drilled into the officialdom, and sure enough, he achieved something. As a result, there is less going home and more going out. The wife was not at ease, afraid that someone would usurp the party and seize power, and said to him: What kind of official are you, and you don't care about your home, how many times a week do you go home? When have you ever accompanied me to the streets? My son is at the bottom of his school grades, you know? Look at you, for the sake of that broken official, you don't want your home!

A man who thinks he knows women very well said: When a woman says "no", she is "yes", and when she says "yes", she is also "yes". If a little girl says to you, "Mr. Zhu, I hate you", it means "Mr. Zhu, I like you". If she says, "Mr. Zhu Zhi, don't do this", in fact, what she wants to say is "Mr. Zhu Zhi, hurry up like that!" This tongue twister-like explanation made Mr. Zhu Zhi, who was only eight years old, fall into the clouds of nine heavens. I don't understand, could it be that Mr. Zhu Yu accidentally stepped on a beautiful three-inch golden lotus on the street, and she scolded "I hate it!" "Does he like me? When I got drunk, I did something to the hotel's service lady, Miss Miss, and she said, "Sir, don't do this!" "Is she trying to call me "like that"?

There is a yellow joke: the mother knows that her daughter is going on a date, so she knows a lot about men, and she tells her daughter face-to-face: if a man touches your breasts, you have to say "no", if he touches your underside, you have to shout "stop"! The daughter said, "Yes." When the daughter returned in the evening, her mother asked, "Did those stinky men do something to you?" The daughter shyly said: Yes. The mother asked again: Did you say that? The daughter said, "I said it, but he touched it from above and below again, so I shouted, "Don't, stop; Don't stop, don't stop! "Of course, I don't think that's what the women really want, it's the result that the stinky men want.

The young King Arthur was captured by an ambush from a neighboring country. The monarch of the neighboring country, impressed by Arthur's youth and optimism, did not kill him. and promised that he would set Arthur free as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur had a year to think about it. If a year does not give him an answer, Arthur will be put to death. The question is: What does a woman really want? Arthur returns to his country and begins to solicit answers from everyone: princesses, courtesans, priests, wise men, court jesters. He asked all the people, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. He was told to consult an old witch, and the witch finally gave him the answer: what a woman really wants is to be able to decide how she lives her own way.

Because a woman is fickle, what she thinks, what she wants, and the so-called way of life are also constantly changing. Want to understand what exactly a woman thinks? Only she knew - maybe she didn't know herself.

Larry, the famous American program host, personally asked Stephen Hawking (note: the most famous physicist of our time, author of "A Brief History of Time"), what else can't you understand? Answer: Woman. Larry sighed: The brightest minds in the world can't figure it out, and they still say we?