83. Lustful eyes are confused
When Mr. Zhu was an editor, he once launched an article titled "Lustful Eyes Help Longevity". When the pen www.biquge.info the colonel and the second school, both the American editor and the proofreader men applauded loudly, saying that they would not be able to read such a good article in n years, and they couldn't wait to ask Mr. Zhu Zhi to drink after clearing the sample. Mr. Zhu Zhi was also proud: such a visually striking title can only be imagined by a genius like Mr. Zhu Zhi. However, the blood-boiling topic has been changed beyond recognition by the editor-in-chief on duty. The editor-in-chief said that the title is good, and I like it too, but it's just a bit like that...... Later, I changed to "eye movements help longevity", which caused me to be unknown in the list of the Best Title of the Year, and for this reason, I had a two-month or three months with the editor-in-chief.
According to the article, the researchers looked at 200 men over a five-year period and found that those who "encountered" beautiful women every day had lower blood pressure, slower pulses and fewer heart problems than others. Staring at a beautiful woman for 10 minutes is almost equivalent to doing 30 minutes of aerobic exercise. Doing these eye movements for a few minutes a day can halve the chance of stroke and heart disease, and if done consistently, the average male life expectancy can be increased by 4 to 5 years. Even when the team asked men between the ages of 18 and 36 to look at photos of women on magazine covers, they found that men who saw pictures of young women boasted that they were more ambitious.
It's a man's nature to like to watch beautiful women, unless the father-in-law in the court drama on TV (that can't seem to be called a man), and the boss of our unit who is serious in front of us and is said to not eat fireworks in the world. Especially for most of our men, beauty is just a concept in life, and it can only be enjoyed by a few successful men. So, if you can't get it, it's better to take a look - Mr. Zhu Ji can't buy a car, can't you look at the car? Mr. Zhu has no money to buy a villa, and he is not allowed to look at high-rise buildings? Not to mention that for the sake of longevity, it is better to soothe the loss in your heart.
In fact, men look at women just like our comrade-in-chief has given me titles, obviously they like abnormalities, but they have to pretend to be casual. Mr. Zhu Zhi is not, that is, he went to the street with Mrs. Zhu Zhi, once he saw a beautiful woman, his eyes lit up, and he began to look left and right about him, his eyes wandered, but there was only one goal, such as encountering a beauty once in a century, either taking off his shoelaces, or forgetting to take something, sending Mrs. to go first, and he lagged behind to appreciate it slowly. But Mrs. Zhu Zhi also summed up a set of experience in the long-term struggle, whenever I want to release her pigeon, there must be a beautiful woman, so I repeatedly killed a horse pistol, all caught a square, saw Mr. Zhu Zhi standing on the side of the street, his eyes were straight, and his saliva was direct, so he stepped forward to perform the "ear pulling technique", and it hurt so much that Mr. Zhu Zhi screamed, and his eyes were full of Venus, where could he still see beautiful women? Over the years, my ears have been fully exercised, and they have become long and thick, which has made many people think that they are blessed and envious, and they know that they are a by-product of appreciating beautiful women.
There are many ways to look at beautiful women. One is above board, when you meet a lovely beauty, the joy in your heart is fully revealed, so you look straight at it, focus on it, follow the girl's figure and look around, until it disappears, and sometimes you have to "tsk" in your mouth, in order to show that your appreciation ability is extraordinary, this type is represented by Mr. Zhu Zhi. The second type, as soon as he saw a beautiful woman, he was shocked, as if he had been fixed by Sun Dasheng, his mouth was wide open, he was stunned, or he was hooked, he looked back while walking, and he didn't even know that he hit a telephone pole, and most of the representatives of this kind of people were fledgling young people. The third is to see a beautiful woman, but pretend not to squint, as if there is no one around, but the eyes are still looking at it from multiple angles, this kind of person is of course a hypocrite, and there are many officials. The fourth is that when you see a beautiful woman, you want to see it but don't dare to see it, just like the spy in the movie, who is thieves and thieves, and most of the representatives of this type are strict with their wives. The fifth type is the migrant worker style, as soon as he sees a beautiful woman, he is shocked and deceitful, and he sings something in his mouth, "Look at the girl on the other side", shouting "Hey, hey" to attract the attention of the beautiful woman, maybe like Mr. Zhu Zhi, lewdly blowing a loud whistle - this is very dangerous, if there is a big man full of vinegar next to him, at that time, the big man will put a punch, and looking at the beauty will not help to live a long life, but will be short-lived.
As for the place to appreciate the beauty, it is "the benevolent see the benevolent, the wise see the wise", some people divide it into three kinds: one is the innocent view, said to look at the face first, then look at the chest, and then look at the lower abdomen and buttocks. The two are just the opposite, looking at the buttocks and lower abdomen first, then the chest, and finally the face, which is a standard pervert view. The third kind is unorganized, all based on personal likes and dislikes, focusing on attacking, and those who like to see the piece of meat "stretched" out of the seam of the clothes will focus on the flaws of women, and scan them with all their strength to see where they are gone; Those who like to look at the chest will appreciate the peaks, and those who look at the feet will stare at the three-inch golden lotus, and each will take what he needs. I think that the reason why a beautiful woman is beautiful is that it is necessary to have a beautiful face, otherwise what is a beauty? Then looking at the face should be the first choice. I have a friend from the newspaper Liu Jun, who doesn't use his eyes to see beautiful women, he uses his nose to smell women's body fragrance - it seems to be a bit perverted!
Judging from his years of experience in seeing beautiful women, Mr. Zhu believes that this move will help him live a long life. Just think about it, if you look at a beautiful woman, you are in a good mood, you are in a happy spirit, and you are happy and happy, can you live a long life? Seeing the beautiful woman, it evokes many associations, blood circulation accelerates, and it is very helpful to the body's metabolism. When you are depressed, you can forget the pain when you see the beautiful women, and you have the strength to work hard, so as to devote yourself to the great socialist construction, can you live long? Looking at the beauty, "the cultivator forgets his pear, the hoe forgets his hoe", the smoker does not smoke, the spitting does not spit, the brawl does not fight, and the suicide does not commit suicide, doesn't this prolong life relatively speaking?
Mr. Zhu has always had a wish: to put a beach chair on the corner of a city full of beautiful women, sip a glass of beer, and read the spring colors - I think this is also the wish of many men (and of course many women, right?). Otherwise, you are dressed so coquettishly, who will show it), it's just that they don't have the courage to dare to do and speak like Mr. Zhu Zhi. To be honest, even this article is not something that anyone can write, what he wants is level and courage. I foresaw that people who knew Mr. Zhu Zhi would say that I was not serious after reading this masterpiece! It doesn't matter, they don't say I'm perverted, I'm already merciful.
But no matter what, it seems that no man has ever dared to say to me that I don't like to look at women! If you find something, please tell Mr. Zhu that I really want to buy cigarettes and soju and learn from him.