Chapter 34 Tian Laogen
After Zhou Yi got off the bus, he put on a hat and a mask and walked into Liujiazhuang. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"I'm going to go from south to north, and I'm going to go from white to black; I want people to see me, but they don't know who I am......" The phone rang suddenly.
Zhou Yi saw that it was Yuan Shuai who called, and immediately showed off after connecting: "I made a successful date!" Guess who it is? ”
"No wonder Yari was called back to clean the house! Boss, are you dating Zheng Yaru, and you're ready to live together!! Yuan Shuai shouted loudly.
"Cleaning the house? It should just be about finding a quiet treatment environment! After all, I use hypnotherapy, and after the treatment, the patient will fall into a deep sleep. Zhou Yi analyzed.
"Teach me, Boss? I love hypnotherapy! Yuan Shuai was extremely excited.
"Okay, just come here. My little maid has already cooked, and you are here to add a pair of chopsticks! Zhou Yi said magnificently.
"That's what you mean by dating! Zheng Yaru is so beautiful in the world, it's uncomfortable to look at it, right? Burning with lust, huh? It's okay, it's much better to fantasize about having a little maid lying in your arms and then a jet! This is a very private act, brother, I can't disturb your Yaxing! Yuan Shuai obviously didn't believe Zhou Yi's words, and analyzed Zhou Yi's behavior pattern very obscenely.
"I only reacted when you said this, this is really a very private act, and I must not let you, a high-ranking pervert, see my little maid!" Zhou Yi said resolutely.
"Boss, you're already hallucinating, let's hurry up and take a plane and take a nap to recover!" Yuan Shuai kindly made a suggestion, sighed and said, "Our brothers really have the same disease!" I'm almost in Qinggang, and the hotel is booked in advance. As a result, Yali answered a phone call and had to go back to Bohai, so I had to stop a bus in the service area and send her away in tears, which makes me feel sad when I think about it! I need to take a break, hang up first! ”
"Wait!" Zhou Yi immediately stopped Yuan Shuai, "Didn't you never eat back grass?" Is it swollen this time? ”
"Boss, mature men and virgins think about things from different angles. So, on the day you say goodbye to your virginity, brother, I'm more than happy to discuss this advanced topic with you! As for now, it would be a great blow to your spirit to say more! ”
"Get out!" Zhou Yi was once again attacked to the point, and hung up the phone angrily.
"Huh! Where is this? Only then did Zhou Yi realize that he had been patronizing the phone just now, and now he was in a strange alley.
Zhou Yi was not familiar with Liujia Village, and he was completely dizzy now, so he was ready to find someone to ask for directions.
When passing by a small courtyard, Zhou Yi saw an old man sitting on a chair in the courtyard basking in the sun with his head drooping, so he walked in.
"This old man is very familiar!" Zhou Yi looked at the old man's iconic goatee and remembered, on the day of digging the treasure, it was this old man who was telling the history of the changes of Liu Qiang's family, and all the old men present at that time called him "Uncle Gen".
"Grandpa Gen, are you asleep?" Zhou Yi simply took off his mask and asked. There is no need to hide when talking to an old man, it is really best.
"Are you...... Master Zhou! The old man with the goatee looked at Zhou Yi for a while, and suddenly became excited, trembling and about to stand up.
"You'd better sit and talk!" Zhou Yi hurriedly pressed the goatee old man and said, "My name is Zhou Yi, but you must not call me master, otherwise you will lose your life!" ”
"That's not going to happen! Those who are masters in the rivers and lakes are teachers, and this rule can't be messed up! After the end of school, he entered Tian Laogen and saluted Master Zhou! The old man with the goatee stubbornly stood up, folded his hands and clasped his fists.
"I'm not from the rivers and lakes, so I can't accept your courtesy!" Zhou Yi hurriedly flashed to Tian Laogen's side to support him, "If you have anything to do, just say it, we are not empty people."
"If you are courteous to others, you must ask for something." Zhou Yi still understood this truth, so as soon as he saw Tian Laogen's posture, he knew that he had something to ask for himself.
"Since Master Zhou has said it directly, I will also say it directly, old man. It's not a big deal, I just want to ask Master Zhou, how many years can I live, old man, can I live to the end? If I die a miserable death, I might as well jump into the well now, so that I can feel more comfortable. Tian Laogen said with a smile.
"I'm not good at learning, a few days ago, I spent too much internal force on treasure hunting, and the internal injuries I suffered haven't healed yet, so I can only give you a look at it in a few days." Where would Zhou Yi look at people's longevity, so he had to make up a reason to refuse.
Tian Laogen is old and refined, where can he not hear Zhou Yi's shirking. He simply sat on the chair and said, "Master Zhou is not in the rivers and lakes? That's not right! Sooner or later, people who have the ability will enter the rivers and lakes, instead of being forced to jump into the rivers and lakes to flutter, it is better to build a boat and then go into the water to catch fish! ”
"You're a master!" Zhou Yi couldn't cry or laugh, so he simply found a Mazha and sat down, wanting to hear what Tian Laogen could say.
"The rivers and lakes are stormy, and if you are not careful, you will sink to the bottom of the water to feed the fish; No matter how cautious you are, you will see the black knife stabbed under the murky water! Therefore, it is the boat that runs the rivers and lakes! With a boat, no matter how big the wind and waves are, you can run faster and farther by relying on the wind and waves! Tian Laogen shook his head and said.
Zhou Yi was really surprised after hearing this, he didn't expect such an old man to say such a thing. is just such a few simple sentences, and it depicts a treacherous picture of the rivers and lakes.
"Keep going! How should this ship be built? Zhou Yi asked whimsically.
"Old man, when I was mixed with the rivers and lakes, I was a shrimp soldier and crab general, so I didn't know much, so I could only tell Master Zhou about the simplest boat, that is, a small wooden boat composed of the hull, oars, sails, and sailors. Master Zhou knows what kind of people this kind of small wooden boat refers to on the rivers and lakes? Tian Laogen asked.
"I don't know, please speak clearly!" Zhou Yi shook his head and said.
"Ringing horses, locks, bandits! Hehe, old man, I used to be a ringing horse when I was young, and my old nest is in the saline-alkali land in the northwest of our Bohai City. At that time, the Yellow River often burst, and the saline-alkali land was full of puddles and large reeds, but it was a good place to hide! It's not much worse than the 800 miles of Shuibo Liangshan! Tian Laogen thought of the past eventful years and recalled them with affection.
Zhou Yi knew that the saline-alkali land that Tian Laogen said was now one of the top three large oil fields in China, so he quipped: "If you always occupy that place and don't come out, you can go to Africa and buy a small country to be the king just by digging for oil!" ”
"Where crops don't grow, oil grows, who can guess!" Tian Laogen sighed.
"What are the old four of the small wooden boat pointing to in Xiangmali, you always give me some pointers!" Zhou Yi asked.