"If Master Zhou can't even think of this, don't mess with the rivers and lakes, otherwise it's very dangerous!" Tian Laogen picked it up instead. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"The hull of a ship must be a means of transportation, such as a horse, a car, or something. Sailors are little minions, and as for what oars and sails are, I have to ask for your advice. Zhou Yi thought for a while and said.

"The oars are the boss! Only with a powerful boss at the helm can we gather more brothers, lay a bigger territory, and grab more food and women! As for the sails, it's people like Master Zhou, we are all called military advisors. With a military advisor to watch feng shui, we big guys will not row the boat into the wind and waves, let alone fall into other people's traps. Tian Laogen said.

Zhou Yi pondered for a moment after hearing this, this is the truth, but it is a bit far-fetched. So he asked directly: "Then what do you keep telling me about the rivers and lakes?" ”

"The sails are blowing! Master Zhou, you helped Liu Qiang dig out more than 10 million gold ingots, which have long been targeted by many ship bosses, and now they are probably thinking about pulling you on the boat! Tian Laogen said with a solemn face.

"More than 10 million!" Zhou Yi smacked his tongue, "How do you know that Liu Qiang dug up gold ingots?" ”

"Isn't there still Liu Gang, a bastard boy? I heard that he also took a lot of photos and brought them back to the people in the village, I really don't know whether he is alive or dead! I don't know if I don't show my wealth, and sooner or later I have to kill myself! "Tian Lao's beard is curled up and up.

"Now it's popular to show off your wealth, even if you are poor, you have to pretend to be a rich person and take a few photos to show off! But it's none of our business, it's just for fun. You're so knowledgeable, give me an idea! Zhou Yi was very humble and sought advice.

Tian Laogen was very satisfied, his face covered with old age spots also glowed red, and he stroked his goatee and said: "There are more big boats and small boats on the rivers and lakes, even a door panel can be used as a boat to run!" So, how do you know which boat is easy to bully and which one can't be messed with? ”

"Every boat has a name, right? Boat bosses also have nicknames, right? Zhou Yi thought about it and said.

"That's right! Which boat running on the rivers and lakes is not famous? This is called 'font size'. When you meet people in the rivers and lakes, as long as you report the font size, the other party feels that your font size is not as big as yours, and they will obediently recognize your seniors and provide delicious food and drink. Even if you really encounter a vendetta, the other party has to look at your font size and weigh it, whether it's worth it!

Personal fame and prestige, that is called a nickname. 'Timely Rain', 'Jade Kirin', 'Cloud Dragon', as soon as you hear these nicknames, you know that they are the bosses who call for wind and rain, and "Living Flash Woman" and "Golden Retriever Dog", these nicknames are little minions.

Master Zhou now has neither a name, a nickname, nor the ability to explore treasures empty-handed, I am afraid that there are many ship bosses who want to pull you on the boat. As for what tricks they will use, I don't know about the old man. ”

Tian Laogen said so many words in one breath, and he was suddenly tired, and gasped for breath.

Zhou Yi smiled bitterly. I heard about Tian Laogen's "rivers and lakes", don't care if it's useful or not, you have to admit it, right?

"Thank you for your advice! This thing is called a pistachio, and you can eat it by peeling off the outer shell. Zhou Yi said, grabbed a few handfuls of pistachios from the bag, and stuffed them into the huge pocket of Tian Laogen's dark blue tunic.

"Whether it's a feng shui master or a military master, killing people doesn't see blood! Master Zhou can't just dig treasures, right? You can't be soft when it's time to be ruthless, otherwise, all cats and dogs will jump on the door! Tian Laogen was immediately happy after eating a pistachio, and reminded Zhou Yi again.

"When my body recovers, I will definitely come to the door again to ask for advice!" Zhou Yi promised and walked out of Tian Laogen's yard.

Zhou Yi looked back and forth and found that the alley was very quiet, and no one was in or out. So he took out his mobile phone and shook it, put it on his ear and asked, "Ding Ding, are these things in the rivers and lakes that the old man said outdated?" Is there anyone else messing around now? ”

Tintin: "There is not enough information to explain. Let's wait until you get in touch with the real characters! Whether it is Ma Zhizhong or Tian Laogen, they are either laymen or hearsay, and these things they talk about, you can just treat them as anecdotes. ”

"It's absolutely possible that someone from the rivers and lakes is eyeing me!" Zhou Yi's face became solemn, "Can you generate some offensive or defensive functions, otherwise, even if you can warn in advance, I may not be able to dodge!" ”

Tintin: "Researching, please wait! ”

Zhou Yi's heavy mood was much soothed, and he dialed Tian Xiaotian's mobile phone.

"Brother Yi, you're at the door, I'll open the door for you right away!" Tian Xiaotian said happily.

After hearing Tian Xiaotian's voice, Zhou Yi's chaotic mood immediately became comfortable, as if the haze in the sky had been blown away by the strong wind, and his heart was very clear.

"I just came out of Grandpa Gen's house, and now I'm lost, you tell me how to go." Zhou Yi said.

"I'm wearing a maid's outfit! I'll go out and pick you up when I get dressed! Tian Xiaotian said quickly.

"No, just tell me how to go!" Zhou Yi's pace sped up a few points, and according to Tian Xiaotian's guidance, he soon arrived at the gate of her house.

"Brother Yi, why did you run to Grandpa Gen's house?" Tian Xiaotian opened the door and asked.

"I got lost, and when I saw Grandpa Gen, I chatted a few words." Zhou Yi said embarrassedly, shaking the bag in his hand, "The pistachios I bought for you!" ”

"Thank you, Brother Yi!" Tian Xiaotian happily took the bag, and immediately stood on tiptoe and kissed Zhou Yi's face.

"Another first time taken away by you, a little witch! Don't sneak attack in the future! Zhou Yi touched his face and said.

"Brother Yi, take off your mask, I'll give you the first girl's kiss!" Tian Xiaotian pretended to be shy and said.

"Where is the first time for you, we swapped when we ate noodles in the morning! What kind of dish is this fried by the neighbor, so fragrant! Zhou Yi smelled the aroma after taking off his mask, and asked with a twitch of his nose.

"Where is the aroma of stir-frying, it is clearly the body fragrance of a girl!" Tian Xiaotian said, turning around a few times in front of Zhou Yi, and then quickly fanned her skirt to exude a girl's body fragrance.

"What about your fried dishes, why can't you smell the fragrance at all! The little maid who is not at ease to do her job should be beaten! Zhou Yi immediately pinched Tian Xiaotian's fleshy little face and said.

There was a very slippery and soft feeling from his fingers, and Zhou Yi was suddenly addicted to it and pinched it non-stop.

"Brother Yi is a big villain, he touches people's faces without washing his hands!" Tian Xiaotian suddenly got angry, ran behind Zhou Yi and pushed it, all the way to the sink in the kitchen, "Big villain, wash your hands, I'll serve the food." ”

"How many dishes have you fried!" Zhou Yi looked at the large plates on the board that were upside down by small bowls and asked.

"Four dishes and one soup! How about the big bad guy try this 'bitter gourd fried shredded pork' first? Tian Xiaotian said and lifted an upside-down small bowl, picked up a piece of bitter gourd and put it in Zhou Yi's mouth.

"It's so bitter!" Zhou Yi immediately shouted, pointed to the plate and asked in surprise, "Such a big plate holds such a little dish for so long?" How can shredded meat be thicker than a finger? The bitter gourd is too big, right? ”

"Xiao Tian's private dishes! That's the style! Wash your hands of the big bad guy! Tian Xiaotian blushed rarely, picked up two dishes and fled to the living room.