I'm going to die without ponies looking at me
Although he used to be just a youkai who lived deep in the mountains and old forests, after living with a strange human who called himself a shrine maiden who had to be stubborn for a while, the former great youkai Raven Tengu's Shotimaru Fumi has become very accustomed to life in human society. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info It's better to say that she's happy to enjoy the convenience of human society not as a youkai but as a human being.
The biggest difference between the two is that the youkai will secretly take what they want in the human store, while Wenwen will proudly take the pocket money he earned from being used as a pillow and pillow by a certain witch and being touched by a certain Shirasawa youkai who has the status of a teacher and receives a salary.
Well, although it is difficult to discern which of the two practices is more undisciplined, this does not prevent Wenwen from leaving his identity as a monster behind him and being a villain in the house of a witch without worry.
It stands to reason that for Wenwen, who plays electric and reverses day and night all day and tireless immortal birds all day long, it seems that the night is a little white because it is almost early in the morning. She should be proficient in microwaving the milk and then fall asleep while watching the cute ponies in My Little Pony fall asleep while lying on the soft couch.
It was supposed to be like this.
If it weren't for the strange maid who was always picking up things outside and coming back, the strange maid who had been thrown in by the latest in front of him.
[Great, maybe now is a good opportunity.] I can ask her if she needs help! 】
The strange maid sat on the sofa with her arms crossed over her chest, and her slender legs, which were not much better than her own, looked at the pony animation in an incredibly natural manner. Wenwen, who couldn't stand at all in this atmosphere and calmly watched his favorite foals fall asleep, couldn't help but talk while silently cursing in his heart the two bastards who ran away casually and used themselves as a means of transportation.
"I said, were you also chased by some youkai and ran to this city, only to be picked up by that stupid witch?"
“…………”
Sakuya looked at Fumiwen with an embarrassed smile with an expression that seemed to be looking at a retarded mind.
“##…… I wonder if it would be too much for you to show such an attitude to the owner of the house in someone else's home. ”
Wenwen, who had a few 'wells' on his head, felt that if it was changed to a hot temper, Mei Hong, who would blow up at one point, would she just be beaten with a punch here.
“…… Ha. Leaving aside the question of whether or not you are the owner of this house, I don't think the attitude of an exorcist towards a big youkai needs to be any better. This is true even if this big monster is just a pet that has been domesticated as an ornamental bird. ”
Sakiya looked up and down in pajamas with a scrutinizing eye, and a pair of fat bird-shaped cotton slippers were casually pulled on her feet. Wenwen looks like a complete household waste.
"I said you guys are just trying to find fault, aren't you? Do you want to fight! You want to fight me!! ”
"If it had been before, I wouldn't have resisted fighting you, but I'm already tired from a few pointless battles tonight, so I'll forget it. Wouldn't you feel a little grateful for the fact that you could enjoy a few more hours of your meaningless life? ”
"You're a better guy than that. The bull monster is even more infuriating! Come on! Hurt each other! I'm going to beat you up and beat you until you cry! - Yes, just use this 4x99 x god vs fire o. I'm going to show you that monkeys will never be able to surpass humans! Maid! And you're just a monkey to me! ”
"Do birds have smaller brains? When did you start to have the illusion that you are human? ”
"Humph! This boring thought, like rat droppings in the toilet, is killing you!! Hahahaha! I don't have any of these thoughts - it's just a very simple and unique letter, and this is the only one! - Victory and then Domination! Only this... This is the only one that gives me satisfaction! … As for processes and methods, they don't matter!! ”
looked at the triumphant nose and looked inexplicably hilarious to the limit. Sakuya felt that she didn't know how to feel a sense of weakness in her body, and sighed helplessly.
“…… Ha, so it's such a reaction that I can't even get the slightest bit of killing intent. Really, that vampire who plays with fate or you too. Could it be that the youkai next to that guy are all stupid like this? ”
Sakuya rubbed her temples as if she had a headache. Truth be told, what she encountered after entering the city simply turned her common sense as an exorcist upside down. If she had known what had happened to Sanae, she might have comforted her for the first time. After all, not to mention Sanae, who is just an ordinary person, even a person like her, who can be regarded as a top-notch existence even among exorcists, and even a murderer whose mind is twisted by the origin to the point that she is called a monster by her peers is a little unacceptable to the 'extraordinary knowledge' that fills the city.
"Almost, after all, you'll be attracted to the stupid witch. Most of them are weak people like me and Remilia, who are reluctant to give up on this false life. ”
Wenwen didn't mean to be angry, put away the crazy look he had before, and shrugged indifferently. Lying on the back of the sofa, sucking the sweet milk with a thin straw.
"What does this mean?"
Although it was easy to understand Fumi's words literally, Sakuya didn't know why she suddenly felt uneasy. Finally, he couldn't maintain the calm appearance he had before, and his delicate face frowned tightly.
"What do you mean...... Yes. ”
Wenwen boredly used a straw to blow up the milk in the transparent glass into bubbles that kept popping out and then bursting quickly. Soon, the warm milk cooled down. The milk, which had been warm and sweet, became cold and sticky, giving off a rancidly sweet smell.
"Well, it doesn't matter whether the answer is the truth or not. Youkai didn't care about this kind of thing. But you, you don't think that you came to this city and met that witch by accident. ”
"Do you mean someone deliberately arranged for me to meet him?"
Sakiya fiddled with the silver knife that appeared in his hand at some point, and asked with a calm face that couldn't see his thoughts.
"No, no, no, that's not what you think I mean."
A strange smile appeared on Wenwen's face, and the black wings behind him flapped slightly.
[I mean
Do you believe that there is a gravitational force between people?
"As a youkai, are you going to talk to me about some human philosophy?"
Sakiya smiled strangely.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you forget about our previous conversation in the next moment. In fact, the end of everything is predestined long before you come to the city. Your arrival is nothing more than a predestined 'choice'. ”
The demonic power in Wenwen's hand suddenly rose violently, and the demonic power that did not emanate from the palm of his hand created a whirlwind that was not much warmer than the flame, and the milk that had already cooled became warm again, re-exuding a sweet milk fragrance. It's just that the fragrance more or less reveals a false meaning.
The gravitational pull of human encounters is like gravity
Meet for the sake of meeting
It's more like a kind of fate that can't be escaped.
PS: I'm still as handsome as ever when I'm safe on base