"The difference is in the temperature, the humidity and the meatiness. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info But essentially, it's just a matter of coveting the pleasure of those seconds. Zhang Shibo paused, and when everyone had almost taken notes, he continued, "Actually, I prefer to watch movies and masturbate to ****." ”

The voice of this was not loud, but after hearing it, the black people in the dormitory were in an uproar.

"No, I've been masturbating for so many years, and I'm disgusting."

"How can the hands be as comfortable as a girl? Cannon God, you fool us! ”

"Don't be noisy, what is noisy, noisy, listen to the lecture of the god of fire quietly!"

The lit cigarette flickered in the dormitory, Zhang Shibo's eyes were full of affection, looking up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, and he slowly said something that everyone couldn't refute.

"It's hard to be a girl. They will never be as beautiful, sexy, and seductive as they are in the A-movies. Most of the **** who have fought with me have breasts around the B cup, and the C is considered big, and the women in the A movie are extremely plump. At this point, the A-film wins. Zhang Shibo said.

"You can't ask too much, after all, the average cup of our Chinese girls is only A+, if you look for a daughter-in-law according to the A movie, then don't want to get married in this life." Feng Ruizhi said.

"Relatively speaking, the gap between the ass in reality and the A-movie is not too big, so this can be considered a draw. Next, I'm going to talk about the reality of the A-movie. Zhang Shibo looked around and smiled, "Did your girlfriend bite you?" ”

"What do you mean by biting?" Chen Bin was puzzled.

"You take this word apart and pronounce it."

Chen Bin thought for a moment, and then suddenly realized.

"It's a!" Chen Bin said.

"Most of the **** who have been in contact with me are unwilling to help me bite, they feel very dirty and disgusting, and even if they do, they will be perfunctory like rushing homework. And the actors in the A movie not only have excellent ventriloquist skills, but also do a lot of homework in terms of eyes. In the industry, this kind of confused and ecstatic gaze has a special title called 'thinking into the wrong'. ”

"I've even been in contact with some ****, they don't like to bite me, but they want me to lick their abalone. Although I also like to watch the film of licking abalone, but if you go into battle yourself, it won't feel fun at all. ”

Zhang Shibo stopped, took a puff of cigarette and continued: "When it comes to real combat, first, the condom is the worst invention, but you must wear it. ”

"yes, it's not good if you get pregnant." Feng Ruizhi said self-righteously.

"Wrong, because it's different from a movie, it's really poisonous!"

As soon as this remark came out of the dormitory, it exploded again, and the discussion was endless, which was even more lively than arguing about a math problem in high school. Wang Xiaofan thought to himself, if these brutes put half of their energy into studying this thing, then they wouldn't be forced to all kinds of surprise reviews at the end of the semester.

"Second, the missionary is in the worst position. Because when you lie down, even girls with big breasts will have their tits flattened. You can't see the ass, you can't touch the ****. None of my **** like because they want to look at you. So, when you do it, it's like a coolie, they lie down and enjoy it, and you can even listen to songs and eat some snacks, you can only work the ****, and sometimes you can exhaust your waist. ”

When he heard this, Wang Xiaofan, who was not interested, was also a little interested.

Jiang University has a sex education course for college students, but the things taught in the class are too written and have no practical effect.

"Want to buk~? Dream! In reality, it is impossible! They won't let you, you can only obediently leave your children and grandchildren in the condom. So, you think, which is better? Is it to be a hard-working farmer uncle in reality, or to indulge in a fantasy world, you can have any beauty you want, and you can play whatever tricks you want? ”

"Damn, Cannon God, I want to make a shot of what you said now. Is reality so vulnerable? Feng Ruizhi said with a slight disappointment. He was the one who wanted to hand over his virgin membrane the most out of all.

"No, it ultimately depends on the quality of your girlfriend. Judging from my years of **** experience, Wang Xiaofan's girlfriend is very good. ”

Everyone looked at each other. Everyone knows that Wang Xiaofan is wonderful, so handsome and rich, but he found an ugly girl with a yin and yang face as his girlfriend. Why does the god of guns say that her girlfriend is good?

"Xiaofan, your girlfriend is definitely the best in the room. If ordinary women are boats floating in the lake, then Yang Chan is a luxury cruise ship sailing in the sea. If you, as the captain, can steer this ship well, you will definitely have unexpected gains. So, it's okay to be ugly, when you reach a certain level, you'll understand what you need. Zhang Shibo said with a smile.

Wang Xiaofan nodded and agreed.

Although Zhang Shibo is nicknamed "God of Fire", he has never attacked the people around him. A friend and his girlfriend had an awkward quarrel, and he also persuaded and did not persuade to separate. Zhang Shibo said this to Wang Xiaofan, it must be out of good intentions, afraid that he would get rid of Yang Chan one day.

"Finally, let me say one more thing. The highest level of pickling girls is not that I pick up girls, but that girls bubble me. The master is lonely! Zhang Shibo picked up the cigarette again, looked up at a 45-degree angle, and smoked.

Since Zhang Shibo can make a successful date every time, his luck must be good, right?

Wang Xiaofan took out the detector and scanned Zhang Shibo.

"Zhang Shibo's luck is fateful: the cannon is monstrous."

"The artillery is monstrous: the success rate of the artillery is 99 percent."

Nima, this life is just a bombardment! This fateful force is something that a flowery man dreams of!

However, the people in this room can be regarded as in vain, and the success of people's appointments is not caused by experience at all, but all by luck.

……

Yang Chan walked a little unnaturally on campus. She had never worn high heels, and she felt that her heels were about to swell.

A gust of wind blew, and she hurriedly covered the miniskirt she had just changed into today. But it's still a little late, and there's a guy in the back who has already seen the thong lace little nene she wore today.

Yang Chan is simply a back killer. From behind, the slender legs with thin white stockings make people feel suffocated. The boy, who had no immunity to Bai Si at all, trotted behind Yang Chan and patted her on the shoulder, wanting to talk to her.

After Yang Chan turned her head, she saw that it was a stranger, and she smiled habitually.

"Mom! What the hell!!!! ”

The boy was so frightened that he ran away. Looking at the speed of escape, it is not much better than that of Usain Bolt, the take-off man.

Yang Chan, who was stunned in place, took out the makeup mirror and took a photo, so frightened that she almost threw the mirror away.

In the mirror, a yin and yang face with a rich white foundation on his face reflected a miserable white luster in the sunlight, especially the bright red lipstick on his mouth, which was smeared too much, like the clown in Batman.

"Ma Li's aesthetic is too crazy." Yang Chan hung her head weakly.

That's right, this outfit is Ma Li's "Push to Wang Xiaofan's Fatal Temptation Suit" carefully created for Yang Chan, the clothes are really good, but this makeup is too scary.

Yang Chan found a bathroom and washed her face. In the mirror, although only half of the face can be seen, it is much more pleasing to the eye than the face that is more scary than the ghost just now.

Walking to the basketball court in front of Qifen, seeing Wang Xiaofan waving to her in the distance, Yang Chan's heartbeat couldn't help but start to accelerate.

"Remember, walk with a twist, the more twisted the better! It's sexy! What is it to wear a miniskirt with white silk? In order to let Wang Xiaofan see your black lace little Nenen. As long as he sees it, I don't believe he doesn't want to knock you down! Ma Li's words lingered in Yang Chan's mind and lingered.

"How do you have to twist it to be a showmanship?" Yang Chan, who has never been exposed to this knowledge since she was a child, is a little overwhelmed.

However, for the sake of her beloved boyfriend, Yang Chan gritted her teeth, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, and began to twist.

A big bead of sweat oozed from Wang Xiaofan's forehead, he really didn't know what Yang Chan was doing.

This distortion is too exaggerated, isn't it?

Could it be that she has been practicing Yangge twisting recently?

That's a bit of a shame, isn't it?

"When I walked in front of Wang Xiaofan, I had to use a very little girl's voice to be coquettish. Boys love to hear this. It's best to shake your boobs a few more times after sprinkling. Milk shake or something, the boy can't hold it at all! Ma Li's tireless words came to Yang Chan's mind again.

Since the twist is twisted, it is not bad to take this step again.

The sound of heartbeat seemed to have covered up the noisy sounds around her, Yang Chan walked up to Wang Xiaofan, her lips trembled and said, "Fan...... Brother Fan. ”

The voice is very sweet, but when you hear it, you can tell that it is forcibly pretended. After finishing speaking, Yang Chan twisted her chest a few times very awkwardly.