Bidding farewell to Wang Xiaofan, Ma Li took Yang Chan's hand and returned to the dormitory with a smile. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

When they returned to the dormitory, the smile on Ma Li's face froze, and gradually changed to a very serious expression with a hint of worry.

She closed the dormitory door, closed the dormitory curtains, and walked in front of Yang Chan, Ma Li sighed and said, "Old Yang, do you know that your relationship with Wang Xiaofan is very dangerous now?" ”

Yang Chan chuckled in her heart and hurriedly asked, "What do you mean?" ”

Ma Li stroked her hair and made a chic movement, but her face still had the expression of worrying about the country and the people.

"With my years of experience in the AV industry, it can be seen that Wang Xiaofan is a good place." Ma Li's eyes lit up and stared at Yang Chandao.

"That'...... So what? Me too. Yang Chan said timidly.

"Don't you realize the seriousness of the problem? It's because you're both virgins and haven't been in a relationship yet, that you don't feel like you're in a relationship at all right now. You ask, have you two ever had a fight? ”

"If artificial respiration is a kiss, it should be considered a beating." Yang Chan said a little embarrassed.

Ma Li has a black line, this stupid girl can't open her mind, and she hasn't even officially kissed her mouth!

"Let me change the question, has Wang Xiaofan touched your ass?"

This question made Yang Chanlei arrive, but after thinking about it carefully, it seems that Wang Xiaofan secretly touched his ass today, although he only patted it gently, it should be counted, right?

"I guess I touched it." Yang Chan said.

"Has Wang Xiaofan ever sucked your tits?"

"How is that possible!" Yang Chan hurriedly shook her head and said.

"Did Wang Xiaofan roll over the sheets with you?"

"That's even more unlikely. Sister Ma Li, what questions are you asking? Yang Chan said speechlessly.

Closing her eyes, Ma Li took a deep breath, and after that, she opened her eyes, and her eyes shot two sharp rays of light.

"Let me tell you where your problem is!" Ma Li put her hands on Yang Chan's twin peaks, kneading them, and continued, "What is in the man's mind? I can tell you responsibly that all they think about is one word 'do'! When girls go to school, teachers and principals want to you; I finally graduated and went to work, and my colleagues and bosses wanted to you; If you were a nurse, patients and doctors would want to you; Be a lawyer, clients and judges want to you; Be a cop, the prisoners and the policemen want to you; If you accidentally become a teacher, the principal and the students will take turns to you. So, I summed it up, there is only one word in the man's head - dry! These are the supreme experiences that I have learned from reading countless films. The twin peaks were constantly changing shapes under Ma Li's skillful techniques, but Yang Chan didn't care, she was thinking carefully about what Ma Li said.

It is said that men are animals that think with their lower bodies, is that what they mean?

"Ranran, Huihui, you are all people with boyfriends, does it make sense for you to talk about Sister Ma Li's words?" Yang Chan asked the two for help.

Li Ranran, who was sitting on the bed and applying a mask, said slowly with a tense face: "The words are not coarse. Anyway, when I met my boyfriend, I tossed around the hotel for a day every time. On May Day, I did a little too much, and the color of the goods was quite strong at the beginning, and then it was all water. That's it, he's going to do it! Whoever wants to say that men are not lustful, I will not agree with it first! ”

Wu Yihui took off the headphones, thought about it, and then said, "What Ma Li said is a bit exaggerated." But men are definitely. At first, my boyfriend was still reserved, and then a bouquet of roses tricked my mother into her first time. ”

Ma Li enjoyed the feel brought by the soft twin peaks, and began to beat Yang Chan's **** like a drum.

"Lao Yang, think about it yourself, are there any couples around you like you? Fuck, Wang Xiaofan even touches your ass like a thief. Dating between the two of you is just chatting, holding hands, and hugging at most. Tell me yourself, are you in love? Ma Li took the opportunity to continue to add oil and vinegar, preparing to completely wash Yang Chan's brain.

Saying this, Yang Chan really felt that her relationship with Wang Xiaofan was really not that close. Wang Xiaofan has never taken the initiative to ask for what he has done, nor has he touched himself, is it ......

"Don't be upset if I'm going to say something nasty." Ma Li's ass was enough, she put down her hand and picked up Wu Yihui's half cup of milk tea and drank it, and said "I don't think you're dirty".

"Say it." originally thought that Ma Li was joking, but now, Yang Chan is really anxious. Before dating Wang Xiaofan, Yang Chan felt that it didn't matter. But after dating him, I really want to be with him all the time. If there was no him, Yang Chan really didn't dare to imagine what she would be sad about.

"Wang Xiaofan is handsome, right?"

"Handsome." Yang Chan was very sure.

"High, right?"

"High."

"Rich, huh?"

"Rich."

"You're ugly, aren't you? Okay, don't be unhappy. Ma Li also paused slightly when she said this, she was also afraid that her words would hurt Yang Chan's heart.

"Well, it's okay, no one has ever said I've been beautiful since I was a child." Yang Chan won't be unhappy about this. As long as there is that big birthmark on her face one day, she will still be an ugly girl for a day.

"Then I'm going to ask you, you're tall, handsome and rich, you look so ugly, and you don't usually like to talk, what are your advantages? If a school girl comes out to pursue your Xiaofan, what do you think your chances are? ”

"I should ...... I don't think there's any advantage. Yang Chan lowered her head with low self-esteem.

"Wrong! Miss by a mile! Yang Chan, your biggest advantage is your figure! Ciao, hold your chest and send it to Wang Xiaofan's mouth! Pouting his ass and pushing it up to Wang Xiaofan's crotch! Do you know that the average age of boys is three years younger than that of girls, if Wang Xiaofan doesn't take the initiative, you have to take the initiative. Otherwise, what else are you talking about? Talk about Maomao, talk about it! "Ma Li began to make heart-wrenching remarks again.

Suddenly, Yang Chan's eyes flickered, and then she knelt on her soft bed. In front of her, Ma Li borrowed a set of judge's robes from somewhere, and held a hammer made of balloons in her hand. Li Ranran, who was wearing a mask, and Wu Yihui, who was smiling, stood on either side of her.

"Ascension!" Mary tapped the balloon hammer.

"Wow! Military! Li Ranran and Wu Yihui shouted very cooperatively.

"Yang Chan, can you plead guilty?" Ma Li's nostrils were filled with hot air.

"What sin?" A big bead of sweat appeared on Yang Chan's forehead.

"Bold Yang Chan! You have committed seven deadly sins by falling in love with Wang Xiaofan! The balloon hammer hit Yang Chan's chest, and the two jade rabbits shook several times under the blow of the balloon hammer.

"Not talking to your boyfriend is the first sin."

"Not allowing your boyfriend to touch her thighs is the second sin."

"The ass is obviously so warped, and the boyfriend has to be slapped secretly, which is the third sin."

"The breasts of the F cup are big and soft, they are simply a weapon to kill men! If you don't know how to use these breasts, and you don't let your boyfriend touch them, that's the fourth sin. ”

"Not rolling the sheets with your boyfriend is the fifth sin. Call the bed! Your voice is so sweet, when you get to the hotel, turn off the lights, and you can't see your face anyway. The moaning sound was a little ecstatic, and it was guaranteed to make Wang Xiaofan fascinated. ”

"The Sixth Deadly Sin...... Well...... Tell me, what is the sixth sin? Ma Li couldn't talk nonsense and kicked the ball to the two second-class goods next to her.

"Yes, what sin? Lao Wu, you said! Li Ranran is not as good as Ma Li, and the ball was kicked to Wu Yihui.

"This ...... This one...... Let...... We can't think of the last two sins as your greatest sin! Yang Chan, admit your guilt obediently! ”

"That's right, Yang Chan, who has committed a heinous crime, accept the justice of this judge! Left egg, right egg, give it to me! ”

Ma Li gave an order, Wu Yihui and Li Ranran pounced on Yang Chan with a snort and began to tickle her wildly. Yang Chanxiao's tears flowed out, and she begged for mercy with disgust......

As soon as Wang Xiaofan opened the door of the dormitory, he was frightened by the black and oppressive people in this room.

"You ...... this"

"Shhhh Don't make a sound! The god of guns is teaching us experience! Feng Ruizhi put down his pen and made a silent gesture to Wang Xiaofan.

Wang Xiaofan realized that the people in this room were all holding notebooks and pens, taking notes.

The lecturer was Zhang Shibo from the dormitory opposite Wang Xiaofan. The person is sven, slightly fat, and looks very honest. But he has a thunderous nickname - the God of Artillery.

Why is it called this nickname?

It turned out that since the beginning of school, Zhang Shibo has been constantly changing girlfriends, and they are all beautiful. When he learned to shake it with WeChat, he began to date more unscrupulously. Over time, everyone jokingly called him the "God of Guns".

"I really don't have much experience to impart, and since you want to hear me so much, I can only say some of my thoughts." Zhang Shibo