Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Little Things
"Uh...... cough cough...... "Mama Xu can't hold back the expression on her face anymore, is it her old man's auditory hallucination?"
"......" tried several times, and even though she knew that she was only teaching knowledge, she still couldn't convince herself to continue to explore the differences between the physiology of men and women in such a strange way with a little girl of fifteen.
Continuing to selectively ignore the county lord's words, Mama Xu jumped and said, "Let's not talk about those superficial and vulgar little things. ”
But, "How can you say it's a trifle?" The county lord said eagerly.
Although I didn't understand what 'superficial and vulgar' meant, the word 'trivial' can still be found in the thesaurus.
The world she lives in is so old that time has erased all traces of it, so that every piece of information about humanity is precious.
There are many explorers like him who do not hesitate to travel through tens of millions of years, through the obstacles of time and space, and face all kinds of dangers to obtain precious data. Every official data explorer of the alliance is well aware of the hard-won nature of each piece of data.
And the information records in these precious documents were said to be 'trivial', which trampled on the dignity of all the explorers of the Alliance, which was very unacceptable to her.
When she was stared at by the big black eyes of the county lord, Mama Xu suddenly didn't know what to do.
"Uh......" She really couldn't understand where the county lord's excitement came from, could it be that she said 'vulgar', so that the little county lord felt that he knew these things and damaged the prestige of the nobles?
Indeed, in aristocratic education, if a woman knows a lot about these things, it will make people think that the woman is not dignified and serious.
So, the county lord thinks that he is being looked down upon, well, it must be like this!
sighed, and said very kindly: "Actually, although these are not on the stage, it is good to know some of them, the county lord doesn't have to think about it, Mama is also a person who can keep her mouth shut." "Then end the conversation with a 'you know' look.
'Is this a Shenma situation?' What does her ability to keep her mouth shut has to do with the dignity of the Coalition's materials? The human named 'Mama' reacted rather strangely.
The system analyzes them one by one, 'She exhales deeply, which means that she is sighing, and she speaks with a sincere expression that you don't have to think about it. On a comprehensive analysis, she should be agreeing with you and agreeing with the accuracy of the alliance's information, which is a sign of respect. ’
Unlike at the beginning, when he was at a loss in the face of the host's mental fluctuations, the system has now found the right way to communicate with his own host.
It can't explain human behavior, but as long as you go in the direction that the 'host' is a high-quality student, you can't do it!
Really......
The agent regained his composure and said, 'Well, I think so. ’
Then silently said: Indeed, the dignity of the prospector can be respected and admired everywhere! She's really a high-quality student in the big league!
I didn't know that the county lord had already jumped in his thinking, and Mama Xu continued: "Hey, what Mama said, 'there is a difference between men and women', in addition to physical, more importantly, psychological, can you understand?" ”
Reaffirming his status as a high-quality student, the agent cheerfully cooperated: "I don't understand, but it seems to be a very esoteric rush." ”
Look like a good baby and wait for an explanation, and notify the system to prepare for the record.
Since the method has been decided, Mama Xu didn't care about this old face, and said in a straight voice: "Well, 'knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, and knowing is knowing', the county lord is very smart." ”
Agent, system: ......
‘…… Squeaky squeak? How do you record this? ’
The record wants to convert the language of the earth into the common language of the Alliance, but, after learning the language expression of the database called 'novel' for so long, I can't understand the language of this human being, and fall!
For Xu Mama's application of 'quoting classics and rich content', the expression is not understood...... Very thoroughly, the two aliens were silent.
System Jun quickly flipped through the novel library again: '...... There is no record in the system database, but after scanning and probing it, she is complimenting you, and you should laugh and not answer until she opens up another topic. ’
Laughing but not answering, she learned it from day one, and this action proved to be very practical, and it was simply the only magic weapon in the human biota.
As a result, the corners of the mouth are pulled upward, the facial muscles are relaxed, the eyelids are closed to one-third of the eyeball, and the head is continuously rotated to the left and right 90 degrees.
Mama Xu lowered her voice and said: "This man, how to say it, he just can't let him find out what you want, if he knows what you want, he will feel that there is no challenge and he will lose interest in you." ”
"But you can't let him know nothing about you, if he doesn't even know your basic preferences, then how can you know each other?" The old lady said earnestly.
Looking at Mama Xu who was whispering to herself, the agent was full of discomfort, she was used to human food and some strange behaviors, but she was still not very comfortable with such close contact with humans.
Regarding Mama Xu's immediacy strategy, the agent said angrily: "Then do you want to tell him?" ”
"Say, I can only say half of it, and keep half for him to guess." The teacher pretended to be mysterious.
"And what if he can't guess and doesn't want to guess?" Oops, I'm dying of agents, why is this human being so difficult?
"Then you'll have to pique his interest and let him guess." Mama Xu's old face is as bright as a chrysanthemum.
'For the gods? Is this how all human males get along with females? No wonder later humans could not reproduce! 'Agent motion sickness.
'There is no record in the system database, and it is incapable of analyzing such behavior. However, after systematic analysis, this complex and meaningless method of communication may be one of the reasons for the extinction of the human race, and the speculation of SCP-222 is valuable, and the archives have documented it. ’
"How do you pique his interest?" Actually, the alien agent really didn't want to explore this issue because she felt that she was getting farther and farther away from the subject.
Nitrogen, looking at this human named 'Mama' as if she was very interested, the agent said that she was kind enough to cooperate, after all, people want to help her complete the saliva collection task.
"Of course, that's what Mama is going to teach you." Smile on your face...... Ahem, how to say it, if you check it out according to the comparison table given by the system, the agent can see that this expression is called 'obscene'!
(Small Theatre)
Agent: What about teaching that is good and does not take the reserved route?
Mama Xu: It's already very discordant, okay? I've changed from a serious female official to a lewd weird aunt!!
System Jun: Really, in the emoji library, this kind of expression is called 'obscene'!
Shen Wu and Lingge who were kicked out of the house: We all heard it, really...... It's obscene!