According to the agent, it has been more than a month since the agent came to this ancient earth, which is 233333 years away from the era of the Grand Alliance, according to the time of the natives.

This month can be described as a wonderful month for agents and systems.

In addition to complaining about the luxuries of human life (a waste of life and resources) and turtle hair, the agent also collects a lot of valuable information.

For example, 'human females are very rebellious, they can bleed for seven days in a row and do not die';

For example, 'competitors are called 'brothers and sisters' in the human world, and there is very little competition between humans';

For example, 'human beings are counted individually, not only by counting';

For example, 'a human female named Mama Xu will bring her the most precious secret about human reproduction in history';

For example, 'Human food is really ...... It's really delicious!! Wait.

And the system gentleman has changed from a cold and serious electronic voice to a black-bellied butler who will fool the host. Let the agent go further and further on the crooked road of self-feeling of high-quality students......

And those sisters, sisters, and maids in the Wenhou Mansion also got the survival skill of 'don't discuss with Wen Jiuqing (the county lord) about what is normal behavior'......

Just while enjoying human food, while happily harvesting valuable data, after everyone has taken her abnormal habits as normal, facing Mama Xu's appreciative (constipated) face, the agent finally ushered in, which is said to be a very important event for her human shell!

About the teaching of the Cave House Flower Night!

"What else does the county lord not understand?" From the yin and yang of heaven and earth to men and women, Mama Xu tried her best to maintain her image as a strict teacher.

'Warning, this is an excellent time to collect human mating methods, please make an effort to complete the host, and you will be rewarded with 1 percentage point of energy. It will also be highlighted in the archival record. ’

System Jun started recording from the first word of Mama Xu's explanation, but ...... After more than a month of hard work, it could understand every word separately, but if the words were connected, it could not understand it at all.

Why should human mating and reproduction be linked to the yin and yang of heaven and earth? Could it be that the seasons and climate of the earth affect human reproduction? This makes sense, after all, most animals reproduce in the spring!

But the gossip of the gods, Tuna? Does this sound like a mysterious message really related to reproduction?

If you don't understand the system that relies on the huge database as the support, then of course, the agent can't get the essence of Mama Xu's teaching.

So, after Mama Xu explained implicitly for a long time, she found that the county lord said to her with an ignorant face: "I don't understand!" ”

"......" She has also taught the daughters of many wealthy families, and there are indeed some who are too shy to understand, but ...... Who would say it!

Generally nodding silently with a blushing face in shame, okay!

Trying his best to keep himself serious, he asked, "Well, where did the county lord not understand?" ”

Who knew that the county lord did not find out that Mama Xu was wrong, and even replied seriously: "I didn't understand it from the beginning." ”

"Why do they devour each other's saliva? Is it for the full absorption and utilization of protein? ”

"Although proteases do not fail to digest each other's saliva, digesting each other's saliva is not beneficial to the organism itself."

Mama Xu talked a lot, and the agent and the system were circled together, but the agent didn't pay attention to the coordination of heaven, earth, man, yin and yang, and she heard Mama Xu talk about 'men and women are in touch'.

Isn't the 'tongue and tongue touching' gods and horses devouring each other's saliva? For this strange human behavior, all the cranial nerves of the agent are shouting 'Ghost of the horse, ghost of the horse'!

Mama Xu: "......"

Although I don't know what the county lord talks about 'full absorption and utilization of protein', but the god of 'swallowing each other' really makes her feel sick in her heart.

The serious face that she tried to maintain was cracked, and Mama Xu said, "This is not ...... That's kissing, a way for couples to communicate their emotions. ”

Smart: Eyes are wide open, lips are '0', "Oh! ”

'Record 1: Humans devour each other's saliva for emotional communication. The system gentleman was also quite surprised to record the 'human secrets'.

The agent sighed, 'No wonder we can't communicate emotionally, we don't have saliva in the first place.' Problem and Suggestion 1: Study the composition of human saliva and try to modify the nutrient solution into saliva. ’

'This brain analysis, it is recommended that it is completely desirable, please take a saliva sample for laboratory analysis. ’

"Where can I get my saliva." With big eyes, he looked at Mama Jiaoxi.

"Uh......" Teach Mama Xi was surprised, is this county lord reserved or?

"This, the county lord can't say such things to others, he can only say it to the prince quietly, when no one else is present."

"Is it okay to just tell him? What if he doesn't give it? ”

'How is it possible that systems analysis, as an important medium of emotional communication, can be so easily obtained? But we must complete this impossible but great task, which will become a milestone in our study of humanity! ’

"This?" Is the county lord tactfully asking himself for advice on the means to ask the prince for pleasure?

Yes, the county lord is a child who has no mother since he was a child, and he grew up in a deep boudoir compound, and he only knows the elegance of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, dance and ink on weekdays, where does he know how to please his husband's boudoir?

However, don't say that she is just a county lord with an empty name but no real power, even if she is the queen of the world, as a woman, she can't please her husband, and the ending is predictably tragic.

In an instant, Mama felt that the burden on her shoulders was extremely heavy, she was not teaching a little daughter about the boudoir, but saving a woman like a flower, she was saving a promising marriage, and she was shouldering the rise and fall of these two wealthy families!

Thinking like this, a sense of pride arose, and she felt that she was the guide of the county lord on the road to light and happiness.

"County Lord, this is a very serious matter!" She didn't want the county lord to still hold her little daughter's shyness, she should take this serious matter seriously.

"Well, Mama, you say, I will take what you say very seriously, and I will record your every word very carefully." Just kidding, if she had the data, she would be the only prospector with the real data, and she would have made a big deal.

'Record Book I, entitled: Techniques and Precautions for Human Mating and Reproduction. Recorded by: Prospector 222, Stochastic System Seven.'

Mama Xu no longer practiced the reserved teaching, "County Lord, you must know that this man is not the same as a woman. Given what she knew about these boudoirs, she intended to start with enlightenment.

"Well, yes, humans are not hermaphroditic creatures, but are divided into two types, male and female." This alliance has long been documented in the official sources.

"Uh......" still didn't understand what the county lord was muttering, hermaphrodites, uh......

After selectively becoming deaf, Mama Xu asked, "Does the county lord know what is the difference between this man and woman?" ”

"According to historical records, the physiological structure of men and women is different, in addition to the difference in the value of the device, there are also differences in physique. ”

(Small Theatre)

Mama Xu: County Lord, we can't say these words directly!

Agents: Why? If you don't say it directly, how can I record it? If I can't record it, how can I complete the task?

Mama Xu: Because ...... Be harmonious......